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Big Sloppy Pretending To Be Disabled While Terrorizing Northampton First Responders Makes $7K After Becky Starts GoFundMe 

 

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This is Tyrell Rankin from Greenfield, a lazy homeless waste of space who recently moved to Northampton but never stays in one place for too long.

He’s perpetually unemployed but yet also morbidly obese, because America is such an oppressive country that the people who do nothing all day can still find a way to gorge themselves with food.

He frequently gets arrested on warrants all over the area while trespassing.

But moving to Northampton for him was a smart business move. As you can see, he is black. And if you’re looking to scam dumb white liberals by pretending to be oppressed, then Northampton is a gold mine. That’s where this woman comes in.

She goes by Azalde Tether on Facebook, and if Northampton had a face it would be her. There is never a protest she misses, and she can fit more meaningless buzzwords on a sign than any other SJW.

She’s your run of the mill Hampshire anarchist who wants to abolish the police and start a revolution, right after she stops at Starbucks.

In reality her name is probably Michelle, or something, and chances are she is the result of parents who told her to “find herself” while they provided the financial safety net for when she inevitably needed money to survive. Probably.

Anyway, Michelle here recently shared (and possibly started) a GoFundMe for Big Sloppy.

“I was in the foster system. I had a rough life. I have mental health problems.”

Yea, join the club fupanado. Lots of people have had a rough life, you’re not special. Your “mental health problems”are likely your cash cow to collect money from the government, and you’re in a wheelchair voluntarily because you’re too lazy to exercise or get a job.

Big sloppy has a billion different Facebook pages.

And in one of them he gave himself away as perfectly able bodied.

Big Sloppy has been problematic, putting firefighters at injury risk because he needs them to forklift his 700 pound body every time he calls them. He has been known to walk into people’s houses, breaks their toilets, and defecate on their floors. He is only disabled because he refused to lose weight, and knows that going to the hospital will result in free room and board with a turkey sandwich.

This is hardly surprising. About five years ago I did a story on infamous Worcester panhandler Derrick Thomas, who first responders estimated ran up hospital and ambulance bills of $2.7 million a year. These people know how to scam the system. They know that they live in a welfare state that rewards their shitty life choices, and they know that hospitals will give them free food so long as they call 911 every day.

Despite being destitute he can still afford to buy pot  and do Facebook lives from what appears to be some sort of room with extra pillows in the windowsill. During the performance he gets a text from a woman, who of course he lets the audience know he will text back after he’s done, because bitches be sweatin him.

 


One of the comments:

Nuff said.

It’s not his first GoFundMe either.

But it didn’t go well, because black people by and large know a scam when they see one.

White liberals on the other hand, are ripe for the picking. If you are a person of color and you’re not scamming white liberals at this point you are either a manor woman of honor, or an idiot. Because this fat piece of shit raised almost $7K in less than two days. Notice the headline of the GFM.

Black disabled lives matter. Because this guy isn’t struggling due to the fact that he’s a lazy, free loading piece of shit; he’s struggling because he’s black and disabled.

Of course the reality is that if he were a white lazy piece of shit terrorizing the community like he is now, then he wouldn’t get a dime. This once again proves that white privilege is a myth, while black privilege is real. But you can only use your privilege around white liberals in places like Northampton, because no one else is falling for your bullshit.

 

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57 Comment(s)
  • Hannah
    November 30, 2020 at 9:04 am

    Someone should give Alla Sonder a call:
    860
    908
    9821

  • Notorious
    November 23, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    How hasn’t this waste of space caught COVID and died? Makes me think COVID is less deadly if it won’t kill a whale like this bootleg Fat Albert.

  • Sofa King Sandra
    November 21, 2020 at 9:21 am

    Lady, I *loathe* you for your lack of capability to construct ONE fucking proper & protest-worthy sign that is NOT reminiscent of the application essay required to gain acceptance into SJW University as a woke n00b fighting for nonexistent injustice & paying reparations out, as directed, no questions asked, while informed how only black and brown lives are of any consequence, and •certainly• white privilege exists, but the other way around (as seen blatantly and flagrantly on grifting display) herein is absolutely white-supremecist propaganda bullshit and racism for DAYS, y’all hear? New SJW student body members collectively chant & brainwash each other into a “Fuck The POlice” mentality that includes observing ~moments of silence~ in ordee to reflect upon the tragedies & great losses of the lives criminals led prior to *finally* receiving their just desserts and comeuppance, a la cops DOING THEIR DUTY. There’s a really simple solution to stop all of these mindless, brutal killings of solely black men by white cops that are literally occuring [multiple times daily & in EVERY STATE, right now!]: DON’T. BREAK. THE. FUCKIN’. LAW. Actions have consequences; don’t put yourself in a situation where police shootouts, etc. are even a REMOTE possibility, and…GUESS WHAT WILL HAPPEN? YOU. WON’T. GET. GUNNED. DOWN. Amazingly enlightening AF, ain’t it?!? Darwin’s on the prowl, and natural selection is a force of nature that just cannot be reckoned with; ergo, if you live a lifestyle of drug-dealing, violence, & theft, with numerous charges and a bid or so on your record (at a fairly-
    young age as well, all too often), it stands to reason that if the cops in your vicinity don’t end up taking you out during a traffic stop gone wrong your way of life will, sooner or later, result in your ultimate demise in a still-yet-undetermined manner at an unknown future point in time…look forward and reallocate your current situational status/choices while it’s still a possibility to get oneself out of the nonexistent future ahead if a path in the original direction is the chosen one pursued.

  • T.R.
    November 21, 2020 at 3:16 am

    I like Miss Alla Sonder’s hair.
    Want to pull on a couple of handfuls like the reins on a horse as I go bristles deep and whitewash the inner walls of her crap tube.
    Right before the nutsplash I’d lean down and whisper that Trump is her President. Her spasmodic writhing will serve to wring out my balls.

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    November 20, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    I wonder who pushes him around in that poor wheelchair. The rest of the Junk Yard gang?

  • Guinea Geisha
    November 20, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    I’m willing to donate the expired can of alphabet soup in my cupboard if he wants it. It’s loaded with racial slurs… but has a nice broth.

  • P.T. Barnum
    November 20, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    There’s a sucker born every minute!

  • Fat, Pathetic & Disgusting Is No Way To Go Through Life, So.
    November 20, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    – Dean Wermer

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 20, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    Azalde would make a nice slam pig. I’d fuck the lezbo right the fuck outta that bitch.

  • F*U
    November 20, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    COVID this fucking laardvaark

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      November 22, 2020 at 1:43 am

      Right?

      I could’ve sworn obesity was a co-morbidity factor for this “unprecedented’ virus. We know he ain’t wearing masks or washing his hands so how is he not infected yet?

      Are the politicians lying to us (sarcastically innocent tone)?

  • Get a job
    November 20, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    Is that more than people have given by supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund?

    I’m guessing about $7,000 more.

  • Jeffrey Dahmer
    November 20, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    He has some really meaty leg and nutsack tumors.

  • Oliver Sutton
    November 20, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    I got hair like a brillo pad
    Eyes like a bull-frog\
    Take me out back
    And fuck me like a dog
    Mayor Lightfoot

    po

  • ANGRY GIANT
    November 20, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    The 6 Facebook accounts in this man’s name represent the 6 new Obama phones he has been issued at taxpayer expense. When he sits on them by mistake, the phone turns to dust.

  • KT
    November 20, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    Pretty sure Tyrell won’t have a problem “staying warm” this winter. He seems quite well insulated.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      November 22, 2020 at 1:44 am

      Probably smells like the inside of a Tauntaun as well…

  • Carlo tempesta
    November 20, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    I went to high school with azelda she might be obese and ugly as sin
    But nobody and I mean nobody gives a better fucking rim job

  • Bolshevik
    November 20, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    A big fat fucking spade

    Black Lives Matter not to me you fat fucking chimp

  • Hannah
    November 20, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    FYI. Her real name is Alla Sonder. Oopsies.

  • 800 Pounds of Plankton, Stat!
    November 20, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    I thought whales died under their own weight if they are on land?

  • Done with this shit
    November 20, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Save your money. There’s not a chance in hell any cold air could get through all that whale blubber, and he has enough fat stored to get him through this winter, and probably the next

    • Disco Inferno
      November 20, 2020 at 4:44 pm

      If Joe Kennedy can pilot a whaling ship to Northampton, everybody in the Commonwealth will have free heating oil this winter.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    November 20, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    If a frialator deep fryer had a face.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    November 20, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Does the lid of his toilet have a “courage” tattoo on it?

  • Oasis
    November 20, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    If jabba da hutt fucked a big fat negroe cunt this fat turd could be his son

  • Hu Fartted
    November 20, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    The more these idiot leftists give worthless freeloaders the less they’ll have to give to commie politicians.

  • Massholio
    November 20, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    When I saw Northhampton I knew I didn’t need to read the article.

  • Tuuka
    November 20, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    They could make way more than $7k w a porn video w hey hey hey it’s fat Albert and lezy Azaly. Albert’s rolls of ball fat hitting lezy in the cornhole. Fat lazy slob. We will pay his existence Until death. Grab cheeseburgers and shake and save the working ppl some $$$.

  • Whats new
    November 20, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Another filthy leeching naggar

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 20, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    Attention paramedics: next time this bloated coon calls you to come wipe his ass remember that he will have ~ $6k in cash on him. Tip his fat ass over and grab the cash.

  • Hey Hey Hey
    November 20, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    Hey Hey Hey…. Its Fat Albert!

  • Dick Forsken
    November 20, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    I would rather eat a dog turd sandwich than ever give a panhandler or GoFundMe tick like this one a penny of my money. If anyone wants to really help this guy, fasten a washcloth to a stick so he can comfortably wash his ass in the Northampton Public Library bathroom.

  • Dick GoZinya
    November 20, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    Another registered Mississippi blue gum..

  • Lord Gort
    November 20, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    Great place for him!!
    The People’s Republic of Northampton.
    Fence the place off. Pull out the police.
    Then….sit back and watch all the fun!
    I’ll supply the popcorn!

  • Word Salad
    November 20, 2020 at 11:58 am

    All I could think of was The Life of Brian when the Judean People’s Front and The People’s Front of Judea were arguing about which group they actually belonged to.
    I don’t know how any of these people can keep track of all the labels and word salad.
    I swear you could just throw some scrabble tiles down on a table and see which ones look the most like a word and voila! New oppressed group of the week.

  • vinny
    November 20, 2020 at 11:52 am

    They will not go away until the weight challenged woman sings. Their next demand will be free Godiva Chocolates for chubby.

  • Captain Trips
    November 20, 2020 at 11:47 am

    Glad he moved there and glad he’s scamming the libs. Scam on big guy!

    • Laurie Lightfoot
      November 20, 2020 at 12:00 pm

      Shut yo mouf! You casper the ghost, mayo eatin’ white cracka!

      • Eddie
        November 20, 2020 at 12:07 pm

        Laurie you look just like a chimp with your little fro and big eyes

        • Laurie Lightfoot
          November 20, 2020 at 12:17 pm

          Fuck off you eddie munster honky piece a shit!

          • Say No to Nogs
            November 20, 2020 at 4:14 pm

            I love it when you talk dirty Laurie.

            You’re sexy!

          • Laurie Lightfoot
            November 20, 2020 at 9:16 pm

            Suck my ass you nog ass mutha fucka!

  • Captain Trips
    November 20, 2020 at 11:46 am

    She misspelled ‘Hilary’ too lol

    • Laurie Lightfoot
      November 20, 2020 at 12:02 pm

      Shut yo mutha fuckin’ mouf.

      • Say No to Nogs
        November 20, 2020 at 4:12 pm

        Will you have my children Laurie? I want them perpetually tan with wide-set eyes.

        Hit me up!

        • Laurie Lightfoot
          November 20, 2020 at 9:11 pm

          I wouldn’t fuck you with my wife’s dick you crusty nasty ass white honky bitch

      • Disco Inferno
        November 20, 2020 at 4:47 pm

        How’s it going, Admiral Ackbar?

    • Harry Balz
      November 20, 2020 at 1:05 pm

      “Hilary”. How about “feuls violence”!

      • Daria Morgendorffer
        November 21, 2020 at 8:53 am

        THIS. The “feuls” just did me in, man……but seriously, HOW MANY FUCKING WORDS PER SIGN DO YOU NEED?!‽ Protest signs are for *visibly* & *concisely* delivering a particular message via that good old “in-your-face” method; the KEY to successful campaigns = usage of weaponized ·choice· terminology flaunted with the utmost of brevity.

        • W. Willard Wartz
          November 22, 2020 at 1:56 am

          Case in point, one of my most effective campaign signs ever:

          “Eisenhower Sucks Donkey Balls.”

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 20, 2020 at 11:45 am

    Why are these dykes so adamant about killing the unborn? It’s not like they are ever going to get pregnant.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    November 20, 2020 at 11:41 am

    Wow! He’s got one big motherfucking head! Never mind the rest of him, his head is HUGE! Not to worry, his heart will give out soon. Of course it will be the First Responders fault, along with the emergency room staff at Northhampton hospital. The only thing they will be guilty of his high fiving each other after he croaks! They’ll have to back the hearse up to the hole and just slide the crate into it. No one will be able to carry the body.

    • Get it right
      November 20, 2020 at 12:19 pm

      Nope…it will go down as a covid death.

  • The angry taint
    November 20, 2020 at 11:36 am

    I actually commend him for his business acumen. If the idiots want to give away money so be it.

  • Diogenes' Lamp
    November 20, 2020 at 11:25 am

    I wanna see “Tits Against Tyrants!”

  • CanUspellMoron
    November 20, 2020 at 11:08 am

    ‘Capitalism [feuls] gun violence’. I sure hope her parents didn’t pay a lot for her ‘education’.

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