Biggest Psycho Chick Of All Time Loses Her Goddamn Mind At Michaels Because She Was “Discriminated” Against For Voting For Trump

If you’re gonna whine about being discriminated against and turn yourself into a victim, AND you voted for Donald Trump, then you’re probably a huge hypocrite.

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If you have ten minutes and you’re looking for someone to hate today, then check out this psycho chick from Chicago who loses her Goddamn mind when a clerk at Michael’s asks her if she wants to purchase a bag:

Let me start by saying that this nudnik could not possibly be a bigger waste of space. But it doesn’t make her a racist. It just makes her an asshole. We will never, ever defend someone this annoying, but we also must call out faux-racism when we see it. And the woman who posted this is clearly a SJW extraordinaire:


Name one thing she did in there that was racist. You can’t. And the fact that you ARE calling her a racist, is the reason that people like her voted for Trump in the first place.

No, the real issue here is how people treat underpaid human beings who happen to work in retail. Probably around 96% of people are polite and cordial to the people who process our transactions. But anyone who has ever worked in retail knows that you forget about those people rather quickly, because the only people you remember are people like this. All you want to do is tell them to fuck off, but the manager in this video is kind and polite the entire time. Do you understand how hard that is? The woman should get a medal for bravery in the face of dooshnozzelry.

The real tragedy here is that someone is going to end up marrying this human being:





Seems awful. Somewhere, sometime, some guy out there is going to meet this woman at a bar. He’s gonna think she’s cool because she’s outgoing and claims to be “one of the guys” because she gives zero fucks about anything. Then one day she’s gonna lose her Goddamn mind on him for not backing her up during her latest public spectacle. She’ll throw a lamp and possibly a shoe at him, and he’ll realize what a deep pile of shit he jumped in to. Because this is not the first time she did this, nor will it be the last. Incidents like this are a regular part of her daily routine. This is just who she is at this point.

The best part was when she started talking about the HUGE lawsuit that was coming their way:

Because you can definitely sue someone for “discrimination” by offering you a store bag, rather than a paper one. Definitely.

Seriously though, someone get this chick a safe space. The hypocrisy of it all is fantastic. If you voted for Trump, that’s fine. But you can’t go around making yourself a victim if you voted for the guy because you’re sick of SJW’s going around making themselves victims. No one “discriminated” against this triggered bag of wind. She was just looking for a fight. She’s a loud mouthed conservative in an area that’s extremely liberal, so she took a harmless question from an employee and turned it into and episode of Triggered Trumpette on steroids.

And if you think she just kind of “snapped” you’d be wrong. Because evidently she has done this before:

“She then mocks an employee after he informs her that he is the floor manager, claiming that he was the one who initially called her a bitch. She then says she thought she was in mortal danger from the barista who appears to have been working the register.

“The way [the employee] got in my face was not professional. I actually was afraid for my life,” she says.”

Saying you’re scared for your life is such a SJW thing to say. This chick is such an instigator too. I mean, she’s shopping at a craft store and Starbucks. She knows exactly the kind of people she’s gonna run into in these places. She could go to Dunkins, but instead she chose the coffee shop that’s specifically known for being a PC haven.

Anyway, if you’re gonna put yourself on stage like this then you have to assume you’re gonna end up on Youtube. That’s just the way the world works nowadays. And you can’t afford to go viral like this if you have a real job. Because the Internet will dox you Jennifer Boyle, and your employer’s name will be the first thing people look for:


Got em. Sinai Health System had to shut down comments on their Facebook page because they were bombarded with “you employ a racist” posts from social justice warrior nation. But once again, I fail to see the racist part. Because she called the women “animals?” I call people of all colors animals at least four or five times a day. Because she pointed out that they were black? But the title of every article shared about this woman immediately points out that she is white. So… can only point out the skin color of white people? And isn’t racist to pretend that you’re color blind anyway? SJWism confuses me.

The bottom line is that this woman needs serious psychological help, and she’ll probably never even consider pursuing it. Instead she’ll just keep being a psycho chick who leaves a long trail of men and destruction in her path.



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28 Comment(s)
  • Asking For A Friend
    November 30, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    Sorry, meant their, not they’re….that annoys me.

  • DJ Turd Burglestein
    November 30, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    Um yeah she’s the biggest shopping psycho for sure, I’d bang these other people…

  • Asking For A Friend
    November 30, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    Ahhhhh……isn’t anyone wondering WHERE THE HELL ARE THE POLICE???!!! Mall security? Luckily no one needed help from immediate physical harm.

    I don’t think that lady’s actions were racist- so sick of everything being racist these days. I think Turtleboy is proving just that – and the fact that if you reversed it and had a person of another race yelling the same things that crazy lady yelled, it would NOT immediately deemed racist.

    Now there is crazy talk of white privilege…..did anyone never hear or see unprivileged white trash?(sorry to offend- asking for a friend)

    What I don’t get is – those who see white people and scream “racists” are – predominantly other fellow white people, albeit likely the unemployed offspring of wealthy yuppy liberals.

    Can we all just be simple Americans and not be identified and labeled by our race, perceived race or identified race? Can’t we unite and all hate some evil foreign country and they’re dictator like….Cuba….oh wait.

  • Little Head
    November 30, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    I’d totally hit that, but would duck out real quick right after.

  • Reddog
    November 30, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    Some poor bastard will end up marrying that girl.

  • Turd Burglestein
    November 30, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    The real nudnik here is Jessie Grady for holding her phone upright instead of sideways while recording a video.

  • Jon
    November 30, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    “Name one thing she did in there that was racist. You can’t. And the fact that you ARE calling her a racist, ”

    Pretty sure the woman recording is dead on nuts for calling her a racist. That narcissistic psycho went after the cashiers and identified them as black and the reason why she was discriminated against. She is a typical elitist that called a couple of black folk animals……nothing to see here turtleboy no racism. Idiot

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      November 30, 2016 at 7:06 pm

      Project much?

  • Oh fuck off
    November 30, 2016 at 5:09 pm

    You didn’t go in on this girl half as hard as you would’ve gone in on someone of color pulling the same deplorable stunt. You don’t have anybody fooled.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      November 30, 2016 at 6:58 pm

      Please … This is a liberal TBS blog. If it was one of their good writers, he would have gone off and exposed the snarky little puke that videoed the crazy chick and then went home and posted it on You Tube. Would love to see how she likes being the target of internet trolls

  • Fatfingr Lou
    November 30, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    She’s lucky…flapping her lips in a store that sells buttons, zippers, needles, thread…

    If I worked there, it would have been my last day…but I would have won that calf roping contest

  • BlackandWhite
    November 30, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Sounds like the rants of White Turtle Rider.
    What a psycho!

    • Tommy Chong
      November 30, 2016 at 2:45 pm

      Huh… What are you talking about, man?

      • BlackandWhite
        November 30, 2016 at 4:13 pm

        Go look at the Nov 26th article that turtleboy titled “Springfield Mayor, Turtle Riders Showing Up To Hampshire College To Protest Snowflake Freaks Like This Who Are “Afraid” Of American Flag”

        Do a search for White Turtle Rider.

        • Tommy Chong
          November 30, 2016 at 4:56 pm

          Oh… you’re one of… those…

          Let it go man…

  • Mr. D
    November 30, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    she also lost her shit in starbucks in July and that’s on youtube too now. Obiviously it’s on which is a lot better than what this shithole is turning into.

    • Jimbo
      November 30, 2016 at 4:01 pm

      Barstool blows

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      November 30, 2016 at 6:52 pm

      Middle schoolers and poseurs read Bar stool.

  • NoseFace
    November 30, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    I’d like to tongue punch her asshole.

  • Turd Burglestein
    November 30, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    A good hamster spanking will set her straight.

  • Mr Butthurt
    November 30, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    Even I would not hit that

    • ya
      December 3, 2016 at 1:58 am

      Seriously? The crazies are the best hits…

  • Lonely Drifter
    November 30, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    This girl is pretty hot and has to be an animal in the sack. Hey everyone has a bad day. All is forgiven. Come on hone baby

  • Shackleford
    November 30, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    Hachi machi, she would conquer and destroy in bed, sign me up.

  • Gene pool has shrunk
    November 30, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    She’s young and somewhat attractive. I’m hard up, so I give her a pass on her actions.

  • Mr. T
    November 30, 2016 at 12:23 pm

    Should change her credentials to “Inhuman Resources”.

  • TDF
    November 30, 2016 at 11:53 am

    She went to DePaul….nuff said.

  • ninja turtleboy
    November 30, 2016 at 11:48 am

    this woman seems lonely

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