Billerica Wangsta Rapper “Rizzy” Calls Into Live Show For Return Of Bret Killoran, Vows To Smack The Shit Out Of Anyone Who Disrespects His Girl 



Bret Killoran beat Charlotte McFarland in court, got the harassment order dropped, and is all cleared to come back on Live. He was joined by MVTB in this episode, which featured everyone’s favorite wangsta rapper from Billerica – Rizzy. He called into the show and had some choice words for Uncle Turtleboy and crew. We also talked about Daddy Dickwasher and Root Canal Rhonda leaving a $0 tip, Brockton Worldstarsupials snatching kids from car crashes, Slum Raw Dog Millionaire’s magical dinky doodle, and the Manchester junkbox who “fell asleep” at the wheel and also dates a man who beats the shit out of women routinely.





35 Comment(s)
  • Rizzy headlining at 5 p.m. primetime
    April 22, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Rizzy is on the Middle East website schedule for June 15 at 5:00 p.m. Wtf plays a gig at 5 p.m. ? Sounds more like some open mic. session they have at every dive bar as opposed to an actual concert. What a joke.

  • The Common Man
    April 22, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    The Common Man is not a huge fan of hip hop but he does like it. Having said that, I’m 100% certain I could write, produce and mix a better rap song in one day.

  • Kevin
    April 22, 2019 at 4:07 am

    Rizzy Says he has a gig at the Middle East June 15 but I don’t see it on the website

    • Captain Trips
      Bro Bro Shut Up Bro
      April 22, 2019 at 8:58 am

      Hopefully it’s actually IN the middle east

  • Harry Richard
    April 22, 2019 at 1:48 am

    Thumbs down for Rizzy, thumbs up for Uncle Turtleboy; who makes the sneakiest move to gently touch the throbbing, fat, veiny, purple-headed mahogany hunting rod cuckolding his girl?

  • Rap Sulerstar
    April 21, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    Please forgive me, MC Rizzy. Yes, I called yo girl a human Petri Dish covered in a Herpes colony. Yes, I make vulgar comment bout da aborted fetus tattoo above her C-Section scar. Yes, I says she yo boo cuz her mamna trash, she aint know her daddy, and she fill wit self-hate. Yes, I says you bofth will live yo entire life dumb as shit, and livin in poverty. Please don’t send the River St. Bloods or the Section 8 Crips after me in a drive-by. Yo have an amazin talent wit yo rhymes and flow. Yo like Rakim circa 89 if he smoke da crack. When yo record drop, son?

  • Don't Sound So Ignorant And Get A Fucking Job
    April 21, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    Bro bro bro bro bro bro…….. If this wigger called me bro to my face I’d remind him that my parents wouldn’t have raised trash like this and we are about as close to related as Liz Warren is the the Native Americans.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    April 21, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    I listened to the live show last night until the feed cut out…… did it ever come back?
    The show was fun while it lasted but (as always) the audio quality is so poor its hard to listen to.

  • Crankbait
    April 21, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Honestly? I did the aunt about 2 years ago maybe a little more maybe a little less but I did her she’s fucking amazing I don’t know what’s worse her fucking screaming and moaning or the things that she can do. But I promise you she’s trashy but amazing and if she’s reading this I just want to say to her remember I’m the guy that picked you up at Belly Busters Diner

  • Auntie
    April 21, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Rysn please dont tell anyone that I spread my azz cherks for you. Slso take the penicillin to fix the green oozing sores that someone mysteriously gave you. Peace out lil bitch.

  • Rizzy Loves Jizzy
    April 21, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Ima gonna knovk out anyone who doesn’t respect my cum guzzling cum dumster boo dawg. I mean she had to blow a few frogs and circle jerk a few packs of dawgs before she found me the love of her life. Dont worry about me cause I wear a full body confom when I get busy wit my boo. Other guys hit and quit but not me. I stsy gor the punishment and her pussy juice is sweet nectar from the gods. The gods of debauchery. Know what Im sayin. I get to eat out other mens creampie from my honeypie. This excites me as I am a bisexual rapper. Dont talk shit about my ho or else.

  • Jeff J
    Count me out
    April 21, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    Yo bro you can tell I’m smaht bro and a real rapper bro just by the way I talk bro. Now bro dont be talking shit about the other peeps bro in my video bro. They innocent bro they just support me bro. Bro bro bro bro bro fuckin bro. And bro seriously bro…..bro bro bro bro Bro Bro bro bro bro. Bro yous a bunch a pussies bro.
    Damn that was painful to listen to.

  • Said Everyone
    April 21, 2019 at 10:51 am

    If you’re older than 12 rapping and making cell phone videos you’re a retard This kid and his moronic friends are embarrassing to their busted families. Ine of them making porn videos with a mentally ill girl is the icing on the cake. Social media is disgusting

  • Rizzys Girlfriend
    April 21, 2019 at 10:36 am

    Leave my man alone. He already has to deal with all the STD’s my disgusting ass has given him. Let him do is rap video is peace. He did sell out a show. It was in my living room and it was him rapping while I sucked the 5 guys who bought tickets cocks. So technically maybe my mouth sold out the living room but let him believe it was him. He needs it for his ego since he has a small cock that is half the size of the thousands that have been inside me

  • Bret
    April 21, 2019 at 10:31 am

    The best part about the comments here is the bitchmade cowards who have to hide behind fake names because they’re scared of Turtleboy….lol
    Keep crying pusdyfarts, your tears make great seasoning for my fries.
    Fuckin spineless bitches.

    • Fah Q Bret
      April 23, 2019 at 3:02 am

      That’s pretty rich, coming from a spineless ponytail bitchboi like yourself.
      Shut the fuck up, most of us are far from impressed with you, you rapey miscreant!

  • TJB
    April 21, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Get a job. ‘Aspiring rapper’ is reserved for nappy head douche canoe’s from brockvegas.

  • Tewksvegas
    April 21, 2019 at 10:21 am

    15 minutes of fame is almost up Jizzy. Until you’re found dead from overdosing on dicks at the Caswell Motel

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Ryan Jizzy Runyan
    April 21, 2019 at 9:43 am

    I’m Jizz Jizzy, the real Jizz Jizzy
    All you other Jizzies are just gettn’ dizzy
    So won’t the real Jizzy please lay down
    Cause I give the best hummers in town

    • Ryan Runyan
      April 21, 2019 at 11:58 am

      Yeah I sucked some dicks and that’s a fact
      I lay on my tummy to earn free smack

      But my name is Ryan last name rhymes wit onion
      feel free to hating cuz I got your number
      peeps in my crew have been looking out
      I got ur home address and I be given you a shout

      I sneak through your window when you get undressed
      I deep throat your man hood and I does my best
      fame and fortune are all easy for me
      but I really crave is your yellow pee

      a golden shower pissing down my throat
      I eat your ass crack like a refugee in a boat
      ass hairs in my teef you know I don’t mind
      so long as I get my face into your behind

      hairy man ass is where it’s at
      I have a small peepee I hope yours is fat
      stretch my sphincter and I don’t care
      I take a Louisville slugger all up in there

  • Bosch Fan
    April 21, 2019 at 9:39 am

    It’s important for you all to listen…

    What this whole melee shows is that too many of us are angry and misplace our attention on others. Why so much hate? Keep perspective and watch judgement on others as we too have many dirty moments that don’t need to be aired out online.

    As much as I enjoyed TBS’ run and the free entertainment it provides, it is time to say goodbye. I think it’s time to start a new movement. Maybe something that empowers people?

    • Bret
      April 21, 2019 at 10:27 am

      You do realize that we know you’re not a real fan , right?
      I mean, you’re trying (And failing) to seem like you’ve been “pushed away” by the judgmental aspect of TBS, but it’s always been like this. So when we’re you a fan?
      Never, that’s when…lol
      Nice try nippledick,
      Try harder

      • Bosch Fan
        April 21, 2019 at 10:36 am

        Bret – I have appreciated that TBS has been the first to leak truths about scandals and who the bad guys are in the neighborhood. I like that kind of reporting. The rest is fat.

    • Well, No Shit
      April 21, 2019 at 3:16 pm

      It’s a blog; not an airport. There’s no need to announce your departure.

      If you don’t like what you’re reading, quietly go elsewhere. You won’t be missed. In fact, your departure won’t be noticed at all.

      Good bye.

  • Ryan Onions and Ass
    April 21, 2019 at 9:22 am

  • Natasha
    April 21, 2019 at 9:13 am

    “I’m just here to stay positive and spread my message” 5 seconds later “Fuck you bro, I will slap you”

  • TMZ
    April 21, 2019 at 8:57 am

    When the highlight of your rap career is being picked on by a guy live streaming from his moms basement you may have hit rock bottom?

    • Moms Houseboy
      April 21, 2019 at 9:49 am

      Not much worse than when your TB blog endeavor is being broadcasted from your mother’s basement and the intro is 3 minutes of crying you have no money because everyone in the world hates you.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Ryan Jizzy Runyan
    April 21, 2019 at 8:41 am

    I’m a rap star from Billerica
    spitt’n my rhymes more sicka
    Randall Guy’s in my crew
    He’ll do me then he’ll do you

  • rapper rizzie
    April 21, 2019 at 5:58 am

    Mr Runyan, do you rent your girlfriend by the hour? If you do who provides the cum rag?
    Aunties nose is deformed by cocaine abuse. What is your girlfriends phone #

  • rizzy fagboy
    April 21, 2019 at 5:52 am

    pay your child support you faggot

  • bro
    April 21, 2019 at 5:24 am

    I like to say bro everyother word because I’m gay. Ryan Runyan queen of the Billerica fagboys. bro bro

  • rizzy the cumrag
    April 21, 2019 at 5:15 am

    what a faggot

  • auntie pig fucker
    April 21, 2019 at 5:11 am

    Rizzy Runyan blows dogs

  • Bye Bye TB
    April 21, 2019 at 12:25 am

    What? No TB in 6 months? How will we survive?

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