Billy Buttnugget Pulte Won’t Shut The Fuck Up About Being Stalked By 3 Chicks Who Called Out His Philanthropy Scam Because 1 Guy Posted His Phone Number  


Editor’s Note – Uncle Turtleboy will be doing a special Live episode tonight at 6 PM EST with Mindy Robinson to discuss her investigation of Bill Pulte and what she plans to do about it. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel and hit the bell icon so you get notified when we go live.

If you haven’t read our blogs on lucky sperm grandson of real estate magnate Bill Pulte, click here to catch up. Basically the guy is building a cult of followers by forcing people to beg him for money, which he claims to give out to random people who retweet, follow him, and give him their email address. He now has massive amounts of data which he can sell if he wanted to. He gets tons of free PR because he looks like a wealthy Robin Hood, but he seems to be doing it mostly for himself because he’s obsessed with people loving him. I’m starting to think the dude is a complete psychopath, and his 48 hour meltdown on Twitter only confirms that.

The latest blowup began when Pulte promised a veteran a free dog for his autistic son. The dog never came and the veteran called him out on Twitter. Keep in mind, Bill finds these veterans through his partnership with Gretchen Smith’s Code of Vets non-profit (unlike Bill, she’s an actual veteran), which has been doing great work for vets in need for years. The guy was rightfully upset and posted screenshots of conversations with Bill Pulte but forgot to redact Pulte’s phone number.

An innocent mistake. No worries though, because Pulte offered to give out his phone number last month, and rich people like him usually have multiple cell phones.

Plus you can find his number out on the Google machine.

A normal person isn’t fazed by this, but an attention seeking, self victimizing lucky sperm like Pulte never misses an opportunity to make everything all about him. Billy Buttnugget freaked the fuck out, and this text message allegedly from Pulte’s “legal team” (because who doesn’t have a legal team ready at their disposal when people say things they don’t like online?) to the veteran was posted.

Billy Buttnugget spent the next 48 hours hours crying like the little bitch boi that he is. He demanded that Mindy Robinson retract the blog she wrote exposing his tactics, and blamed Code of Vets for conspiring with her.

The picture on the left speaks a thousand words:

That’s Bill and Gretchen giving away a car. Note Bill always poses with the hugging picture and Gretchen stands in the background because that’s not what she’s in it for. This organization has provided him with legitimacy that he then used to increase his followers. But he’s in it for himself, so he’s continued to rip this organization openly on Twitter like the soy boy that he is.

Mr. boy’s regular tagged the IRS on a charity that helps vets. Fuck this guy.

It gets better. Dude spent all day hiding behind his wife and whining about how this was stressing her out because she was pregnant. He said that they were getting doxxed and receiving threats and their data was being stolen because one guy with 2,000 followers accidentally posted his phone number. Yes, that’s right, the guy suspected of data mining is worried that someone will have his “private data.” Whatever that means.

This fucking piece of shit is now hiding behind his kids. Hey dipshit, if you don’t wanna cause your wife stress then get the fuck off the Internet. But he can’t do that because he’s addicted to attention. One guy of no particular significance tweets out his phone number and all of a sudden he’s Greta Thunberg, screaming how he’s gonna die. Imagine being as wealthy as he is and crying that Mindy Robinson and Gretchen Smith are stalking you by calling you out on Twitter? For the record, Mindy and Gretch have nothing to do with each other. Billy Buttnugget just likes to slander women who have the audacity of not licking his balls online like the rest of his cult members.

Oh, and he’s so endangered because someone tweeted his phone number that it necessitated hiring a police detail, who of course he bought food for because he’s just the cat’s ass.

Does anyone actually believe that his wife is being stalked or harassed? I don’t. I don’t believe she’s stressed out either. I think he’s just using her pregnancy as a way to victimize himself. If your wife is really stressed out by this, then get the fuck off of Twitter and stop being a shady douchebag. But of course then it wouldn’t be all about him, so that ain’t gonna happen. Next thing you know he’s bragging about this….

This asshole will use ANYONE who is useful for him to promote himself more. Granted, his wife is pretty hot, and looks a lot younger than him.

But if you don’t have a hot young wife, then what’s the point of being a lucky sperm? Just look at his smile though.

Have you every seen anyone faker than this? He’s like the poster child for douchey prep school kids groomed to take over Daddy’s company. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he got to where he is by working hard, when in reality he’s just Tommy Boy with a worse haircut and lower BMI. But man, I’d sure as hell let his wife ride the turtle. Hey Mrs. Pulte, if you’re reading this and you decide that you don’t wanna be with a guy who who cries on the Internet for 48 hours straight because Mindy Robinson said mean things about him, come give Shell Shocker a call and we can be friends. Just make sure you take half his money with you because I’m a little short on cash.

This trauma he was experiencing didn’t stop him from more “giveaways” though.

Read the responses he gets on anything. It’s literally a cult. He blocks everyone who criticizes him, so by looking at the responses you’d think this guy is the reincarnation of Jesus.

And then there’s this.

Get fucked you self indulgent twat.

Meanwhile Code of Vets, which was being openly defamed by this guy despite doing nothing wrong, took the high ground.

Because unlike Pulte they’re actually in this to help people and not improve their own brand.

Finally to cap it off Billy Buttnugget went live on Periscope to cry about it more today. Spend 10 minutes watching this and your head will explode.

What a fucking chick. What a narcissist. All of this because a guy accidentally posted his publicly available phone number on accident. What’s anyone gonna do with that? How the fuck are you gonna mine data from ONE PERSON’s phone number? Oh right….

He’s butt buddies with Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, which is why he gets to openly violate Twitter’s terms of service, and people who question him get suspended or kicked off the platform entirely.

Anyway, click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel and hit the bell button so you get the notification when we got Live with Mindy.


Please consider supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund:

Follow us on Youtube, SoundCloud, Twitter, and Facebook.

Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy: 


33 Comment(s)
  • Stunt Penis
    September 29, 2019 at 10:46 am

    Wife looks like she’s Brazilian. Normal for younger women to marry older men from that culture.

    Smart move on his part. Life’s much better if you have a younger wife. Keeps you young too.

    • Kim Wescott
      September 30, 2019 at 8:38 pm

      From many cultures, actually….

      Before we were married, the (Greek) man (forever abusive) that was 20 yrs my senior (I was 17) told me, in a matter of fact way, that a man should always marry a younger woman, as she would always appear young and attractive to him….

      Take a moment to reflect on that.

    • Kim Wescott
      September 30, 2019 at 8:47 pm

      You suck to think it’s ok to use women in this way, StuntPenis. I can’t hep but believe yours is stunted that you need to take advantage of someone to make your life better.

      Your sack must be empty, your penis stunted and your anus begging for some action.

      Yes, I’m pissed. Fuck off.

      • Stunt Penis
        October 1, 2019 at 12:44 pm

        you sound bitter. your husband dumped you for a younger woman I take it.

        therapy will help, if you can resist the urge to adopt 80 cats.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    September 28, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    Called Pulte a cunt on Twitter today.

    Duly blocked 🙂

  • Poop
    September 28, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    The data mining claim makes no sense because as UTB stated in his podcast with Mindy Twitter and Facebook and Google already data mine. Since his twitter scheme is of course, conducted on twitter…what data would he be able to mine that they havent? Its just a flawed theory.

  • Frank Rizzo
    September 28, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    I’m a Finn Fanatic! Finn is the finest frikken ferally fastidious fearless felcher. Fake Finn(s) is just a faintly endowed fruitcake. But then again you all await my low hanging fruit of dingleberries. Suck mah balz and like THE REAL FINN SEZ “GET FUCKED” LUV, FRANKIE

  • Crazy Comedienne
    September 27, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    A free cake to feed 200? Is she fucking insane? That’s at least 5 tiers. Bakers charge per serving anywhere from $3-$7 depending on design. For a cake that size there needs to be a setup and delivery fee because the baker has to set it up at the venue. A cake that feeds 200 can be anywhere from $650-$1,000+

    Who the hell has time to work for free or discounted prices?

    • Crazy Comedienne
      September 27, 2019 at 8:14 pm

      What an idiot I am… lmao wrong post. But yeah fuck this lady too.

      • Corinth Arkadin
        September 27, 2019 at 10:09 pm

        You realize you’ve posted this same post several times over a month on different posts.

        I’m gonna fuck you up when I catch you out.

  • Wahhh wahhh wahhh
    September 27, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    Sorry, but if he gives money away to people who need it, and in turn find a way to profit from doing so, good on him. That free market at work. I think this is an example of TBS and all those other talking heads attempting to have their websites and names brought up with his in searches and such, as an attempt to get click views to get ad revenue. So smearing someone for not meeting your “pure intentions” standard, is definitely more unethical than giving away money for followers to profit off of data. Suck a dick.

    • Finn
      September 27, 2019 at 6:14 pm

      Get Fucked you Dick. Turtleboy is not the type of guy who would name drop people in his Titles with large YouTube followings like Josh Abrams just to get their followers to click on his own YouTube videos.
      He doesn’t do that sort of cheap shit.

      Get Fucked,

      • Real_Finn
        Fake Finn Sucks
        September 27, 2019 at 6:39 pm

        Fake Finn — you’re losing steam. You sound nothing like him.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Finn is Unravelling
          September 27, 2019 at 7:27 pm

          OWNS YOUR BRAIN!!!

          • Real_Finn
            September 28, 2019 at 11:43 am

            You *do* realize I can see your throwaway email address. Faking “Finn” is laughable.


            Get Fucked,

  • Lincolntf
    September 27, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    I thought Jesus was the reincarnation of Jesus.

  • Finn
    September 27, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Nice job Bristol of keeping this important story short.
    I’m so excited for the live broadcast tonight. Turtlboy live is the perfect way to kick off my awesome weekend, I’m practically shaking with excitement 🙂


    • Real_Finn
      September 27, 2019 at 1:34 pm

      Hi Fake,

      “I’m so excited for the live broadcast tonight. Turtlboy live is the perfect way to kick off my awesome weekend, I’m practically shaking with excitement ”

      Indeed! That’s exactly what I’m going to do! What are you going to do (except follow me)?

      Get Fucked,

      • True Reality Speaks
        Finn is Sad
        September 27, 2019 at 7:24 pm

        Yet here you are replying to his comment. Who’s stalking who? If you weren’t so self-absorbed and unself-aware, you would get irony and why this guy now owns your brain.

        • Real_Finn
          September 28, 2019 at 11:47 am

          Fake Fuck,

          Yet you’re using multiple handles with the same IP and usually the same email address when trying to “own” me. Very sad. You *do* realize I can see that. It’s like watching you high-five yourself.

          So — who is unraveling? I *do* love the flattery.

          Get Fucked,

        • John Doe
          September 28, 2019 at 12:07 pm

          “Who’s stalking who?”

          Uh – your stalking this guy. like – you do this on every thread. i have a feeling you know him and your very butthurt. maybe you guys have met on diff sides of the law?

        • z
          September 28, 2019 at 2:39 pm

          finn is my boyfriend so leave us a lone.

    • fuckface fake Finn
      September 28, 2019 at 10:55 am

      how much food could a Finn fake fuck if a Finn fake could fuck food.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    September 27, 2019 at 11:50 am

    Someone needs to call Rob Wolchek and have him investigate Pulte. Rob’s a beast.

  • Assawipa
    September 27, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Crybully go home.

  • Real_Finn
    September 27, 2019 at 11:44 am

    He’s like “Jamie” from the Progressive commercial. The one where he has a hot wife, mansion, can play the guitar, sings, beautiful kids, etc. And everyone is in shock. Except this is real life and he’s a douche. His wife sold her soul to the devil for $$$$ – sad.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Embarrassed For You
      September 27, 2019 at 7:21 pm

      Yeah, it’s not even remotely like that – but thanks for that insipid analogy. You clearly need to find another blog – one that caters to a more low info, uneducated crowd. Maybe Barstool?

      • Finn is the man
        September 28, 2019 at 11:52 am

        EFF You,

        You have a thing for a guy on a blog and go out of your way to be him.

        Such a hardo.

        Shouldn’t you be getting ready for an Antifa meltdown?

      • embarrassed for finns fan
        September 28, 2019 at 11:57 am

        ^^^ this

        This blog isn’t for you if you are so butt hurt that you have to follow a commenter incessantly. Do you own a handle that doesnt have Finns name?

        I have a sneaky suspicion Finn slapped you around IRL and you’re venting.

      • John Doe
        September 28, 2019 at 12:04 pm

        “Yeah, it’s not even remotely like that”

        Seems to be a fan fave — maybe you should go somewhere else. I think there is a “Soccer Moms” page with your name all over it.

  • Josh Abrams
    September 27, 2019 at 11:43 am


  • Squirt Reynolds
    September 27, 2019 at 11:19 am

    You can’t treat cancer with a thousand bucks. What a crock of shit. I’d give his wife an Antonio Brown varnishing, though.

    • The Real Krafty
      September 27, 2019 at 1:08 pm

      You sound very crafty.

Comment on this Post


Nostalgic Facebook Commentators Are Really Pissed Off About Snow Days For Kids
Guy Who Tried Hiding In Tree To Flee Cops on I-290 Earns Moron of the Week Award
Auburn Fan Who Refused To Bet On Florida State Loses Chance To Win Free $25,000 Is Giant Moron