Bitch Titted “Insurrectionist” With Vanilla Chest Tattoo Arrested By FBI For Role In Capitol Riot Despite Is A First Amendment Auditor And BFF’s With The Josh Abrams Crew



Masslive: Law enforcement officers with Boston’s Federal Bureau of Investigations Joint Terrorism Task Force have arrested 25-year-old Noah Bacon, of Somerville, and 28-year-old Chase K. Allen, of Seekonk, for their alleged roles in the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol. Allen was recognized by his Boston Red Sox beanie that he wore while he was smashing the equipment of the Associated Press valued at between $30,000 and $34,000 at the media staging area in Washington D.C., according to court documents. On Feb. 4, the FBI put out a call to identify individuals and attached an image pulled from a video of the events unfolding at the media staging area where groups of protesters overran the staging area and began breaking up equipment. Allen wearing his Boston Red Sox beanie was recognized by tipsters who came forward, law enforcement said. Furthermore, with the video of his actions started flowing through social media sites, tips started to flow into the inbox of law enforcement officers. Allen can be seen, according to court documents, repeatedly stomping on media equipment at approximately 7:42 minutes into the video.

The Capitol riot is the most overblown incident in American history. A mob of idiots who feel for a bunch of lies with absolutely zero evidence descended on a public building, rushed inside, broke some shit, took pictures in Nancy Pelosi’s office, and one of them got shot and killed. At no point in time was our democracy ever threatened, which is why it’s so humorous every time people call it an insurrection and act like viking man was attempting to overthrow the government and appoint himself Secretary of costume design. There are gluten-free “insurrectionists” sitting in jail being denied bail because they are allegedly a dangerous threat to our country, despite basically being allowed to walk in the building by Capitol Police. What is happening to them is completely political, especially when contrasted with the fact that BLM rioters and looters across the country have had charges dropped against them for much more violent and dangerous offenses. The fact that liberals are cheering this on shows that they never actually cared about “criminal justice reform,” and only cared about using the power of the government to punish their political opponents.

With that said, anyone who attended the Capitol riot is a fucking idiot, including Chase Allen. His interview with the media before he was arrested says it all.

How does someone that skinny have man boobs?

As you heard from Chase, he considers himself a report and a documentarian. But upon further review he is actually friends with all the cop block auditors we’ve written about a million times – Anselmo, Josh Abrams, Will Turbitt, Bucket Boy, Joe Orga, etc.

He’s a “First Amendment auditor,” which means he’s a guy with an iPhone who goes around filming in public buildings for the fuck of it, looking to pick a fight with the first person who asks him to stop. These people are a joke. They are a threat to pretty much nobody with what they do, and are nothing more than an annoyance for productive people who actually matter. The fact that the FBI is wasting their time on people like this and treating them like they’re some sort of “existential threat” is a joke. He destroyed a bunch of camera equipment. Arrest him for that and make him repay it. Stop making these idiots feel like they were part of something bigger than they actually were. 

Chase does this all the time with Anselmo and Abrams on the hundreds of videos he’s posted on his YouTube channel, the Allen Report. They travel all around the country, living off donations from cop block followers, and film people at the DMV, in jails, at the welfare office, at the post office, the Old Lyme CT Town Hall, and many other really important places where our freedoms are on the line.

Chase Allen is not some right wing insurrectionist, which is how the media is portraying him. He’s just a loser who hates cops and has no life. He regularly “documents” left wing insurrections too. Like how he went to Seattle to go in the CHOP zone when they briefly declared independence from America.

Attended the Portland insurrection a month later.

Trump protests.

He even blockaded a Seattle interstate.


Not a single person in any of these videos will be charged, but the people in his Capitol riots video have been labeled as enemies of the state and hunted down like John Wilkes Booth. Granted, there were many assholes there that day that deserve to be arrested. Like the guy in the hunting jacket at the 3:30 mark who assaults a cop.

Fuck that guy. He’s a piece of shit who hit a cop, not a serious threat to overthrow the government. Chase supported what he did when he said, “they work for us, fuck them,” but pretty much everyone else in that crowd protected the police and told the guy in the hunting jacket to chill the fuck out.

Here’s another video. Watch the guy at the 24:10 mark telling the cops that the Constitution tells the cops they have a duty to step down and join the mob.

This guy almost took over the most powerful country on earth.

Sure thing.



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15 Comment(s)
  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    July 4, 2021 at 2:41 pm

    They all have girlie calves. Riiight?!?!

  • Alex Pazzo
    July 4, 2021 at 10:20 am

    Turtle tits. Will you speak of the FBI informants that were in the crowd with different colored tape on their helmets? Will you also speak about the president of the Oathkeepers who is compromised FBI informant?
    Will you also speak of John Sullivan from BLM and the CNN reporter who videotaped the whole thing and got $14,000 for the footage? They stated “I can’t believe we got in I can’t believe they followed us”.

  • Boe Jiden
    July 3, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    Listen cuz i can’t hear.
    My wife Kamala has the keys to the people who the media enjoys.
    And when the riots exists is why we need the existence of the commission to decide why this is a threat of discouragement to what is a threat to decide why the problem exists.
    Let’s explore and pack the media so we know the problem exists.
    Can i get the media to ask the PBR to help me?

  • Hu Fartted
    Hu Fartted
    July 3, 2021 at 11:16 am

    Can you believe that maggot commie Cortez telling everyone how traumatized she is after the riot occurred despite the fact she wasn’t even there. Meanwhile crime is soaring in democrat/communists run cities and Cortez tells you to stop overreacting.

  • Fred Rogers
    July 2, 2021 at 7:36 pm


  • Jack LaLanne
    July 2, 2021 at 3:53 pm

    “How does someone that skinny have man boobs?”

    That’s because of the way that marijuana stimulates the production of estrogen.

    • Kevin O
      July 2, 2021 at 4:03 pm

      He is transitioning and how dare you not blur they/them out

    • Art Flaherty
      Soy Boy
      July 4, 2021 at 12:59 pm

      In the 1970’s the gov. heavily subsidised soy, leading farmers to grow it. It’s in everything kids eat today, a primary ingredient in so many processed foods. Its consumption causes lower sperm counts and feminization of young boys. Asian cultures have known this for centuries. Chinese Wives who wanted no more children would feed their husband’s lots of soy.

  • Mr. Moobs
    July 2, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    What’s Jill Biden doing to that poor auditor?

    Are all the Bidens rapey?

  • Oldie but a goodie
    July 2, 2021 at 2:37 pm

    Remember the time Joe Orga screamed like a little bitch while he was getting arrested in Worcester for being an asshole? I know I do.

    Might still be out there on YT somewhere, good times!

  • gynecomastia
    July 2, 2021 at 1:35 pm

    If FBI profilers are paying attention there’s a clear and distinct commonality among members of this particular cop bloc cell.

  • Darkzilla21
    July 2, 2021 at 1:09 pm

    Idiots yes ….No evidence? so your going to tell me Mumbles Xiden XI’S pet rock
    Outperformed Barry Soetoro in every swing state but deep blue communist occupied states that Barry Carried Mumbles underperformed ?…and the Russians tipped the scales of the 2016 election with a hundred &50 grand of Facebook ads ? But 2020 was the most secure election with cheat by mail yeah sure …I think your getting a contact high from the hoodrat losers you cover

    • Calm WhiteDad
      July 2, 2021 at 1:21 pm

      His opinion will change when the media tells him. He did the same thing with the Plandemic™ yet few seem to remember.

      Maybe he should check out the new Rasmussen poll that claims over 50% of all Americans believe it was rigged and a surprising 30% of Dems agreeing.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    July 2, 2021 at 1:06 pm

    Thankfully, Woke Master Gen. Milley (she/her) is on the case ensuring full indoctrination of the globohomo agenda.

  • Dr. Ed
    July 2, 2021 at 12:28 pm

    The FBI is making the mistake that wasn’t made after Shea’s Rebellion — which was an actual rebellion (they damn near captured the Federal arsenal).

    In crucifying people who attended what really was a large frat party attended by people who were old enough to know better, it is making martyrs out of them. Machiavelli explained why that was a very bad idea, and you’d think that someone at the FBI would be bright enough to understand that — particularly when every college administrator does.

    What would have happened *had* Trump used the Insurrection act to round up and incarcerate (without bail) all of the BLM protesters last summer? Might that have inflamed things a tad more?

    TB’s right here — *everyone* understands that smashing expensive stuff that isn’t yours is wrong, so make him pay for it, pay court costs, and promise to be a good boy and never do it again. And then chase down the people with the Fentanyl which is killing people…

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