Black Lives Matter Nudniks Saying Harambe Was Only Killed Because The Boy Was White Are Such Hilarious Morons


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This will probably be the last blog we publish about Harambe the gorilla who was tragically put down when a four year old boy jumped into his enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo. Probably. When the video first came out it was unclear exactly what the boy looked like:

When Turtleboy first saw it we thought the kid was white. The original video was not this clear. It just seemed like something that was more likely to happen to white people. And apparently many others had this same gut instinct, but many of them happened to be black lives matter terrorists who saw this as a new opportunity to push their misguided agenda on the public:

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The only problem with this of course, is that the kid turned out to be black:



Freaking hilarious. Just once again goes to show you how little these “activists” care about facts. Also once again proves that white privilege is not a real thingBecause according to these “activists” the gorilla would not have been shot if the boy was black – the only shot Harambe because the boy was white. Except the boy turned out to be black and Harambe still got shot. Just sayin.





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37 Comment(s)
  • Big Dan 40
    June 2, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    Check your facts, the little boy is black!

  • SJ
    June 2, 2016 at 8:43 am

    And all those so called activists don’t include themselves as RACIST? Bullshit. They are the reasons racism still exists to this degree. Leave white people alone already. They are not directly responsible for your unhappiness. Try not raising your kids in a ghetto, not allowing them to challenge rightful authority, insisting they get an education, ensuring they get a job (because we ALL know a minority will get the public job over a white person,) and become productive members of society instead of bitching about how life isn’t fair. Look at the MILLIONS of minorities who have made it and are doing just fine. They aren’t crying about the evils of racism because it doesn’t exist if you can rise up against it in a productive way. Your lazy ass, false sense of entitlement, hatred for humankind, all while defending thug life is what keeps you down.

  • White Lives Matter
    June 1, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    You think that after the little spear chucker slave fell in, the zoo was like “Shoot the smelly black monkey” and the cops were like “Which one?”

    • SJ
      June 2, 2016 at 8:45 am

      Not cool. THAT, my friend is RACIST. Pure and simple.

  • RSoxGuy
    June 1, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    Its asshats like these race baiting tools that make registering for Twitter just to trolllllllololololololololol sooooo worth it.

  • Publius
    June 1, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    The kid was black. Have we finally turned color blind ? Nah. It was pretty clear in video.

    • Truf
      June 1, 2016 at 5:59 pm

      Yeah, but why actually watch the video when it wouldn’t fit into their racist agenda, and knowing full well that all the other Blm morons aren’t going to do their homework either?

  • Chris From Georgia
    June 1, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    Did I read those comments correctly from these BLM activist that Harambe was shot because he was black?

    • SJ
      June 2, 2016 at 8:43 am

      That is sooo ridiculous, isn’t it?

  • Tim Ritchie
    June 1, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    Wow, i can’t believe you did articles about me on this racist blog! Thank you for being a fair weather supporter/friend and no longer covering me! You only kissed my arse when I was winning! Its okay though, God forgives all! Bless you and your racist articles, my turtle son!

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    June 1, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    Obama was overheard saying if he had a gorilla it would look like Harambe.

    • Turd Burglestein
      June 1, 2016 at 1:43 pm

      Odd…I thought it looked more like Michelle.

      • paul
        June 1, 2016 at 2:06 pm

        Lmao….thats so wrong. Funny but wrong

        • Sal Monella
          June 1, 2016 at 7:01 pm

          I heard on the Internet – so it must be true! – that Michelle Obama is a trannie and the two girls are adopted.

          Explains the big hands and Adam’s apple….

          • paul
            June 1, 2016 at 7:47 pm

            thats one ugly trannie

    • White Lives Matter
      June 2, 2016 at 11:31 pm

      LOL. Doesn’t matter which Obama you’re talking about – they’re all porch slave NIGGERMONKEYS that belong in a ZOO!!

      • Ceebee
        June 24, 2016 at 5:26 pm

        Methinks you’re trolling for the other side. Or you’re a Neanderthal caught in a time warp.

  • Paul Noone
    June 1, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Coach Paul Noone says that Aidan Kearney is a race baiting racist! The only people that read these racist articles are middle class white people! Prove me wrong. You give the police a bad name!

    • Jay
      June 1, 2016 at 1:51 pm

      Well, duh. Middle class white people are the only people in Worcester who can read in English.

      • Jay's a White Supremacist
        June 1, 2016 at 1:56 pm

        And people say this blog isn’t racist!

        • Jay
          June 1, 2016 at 2:00 pm

          Hey I don’t write the articles. I just make unwanted comments. Turtleboy can’t control who reads his blog.

        • Clive McFarlane
          June 1, 2016 at 2:01 pm

          People say I’m the racist! Thank you turtle riders for showing your true colors! You’re all just as racist as Aidan Kearnye!

          • Jay
            June 1, 2016 at 2:07 pm

            Nah it’s just me. I won’t let people steal my racist thunder.

          • Jay is Aidan
            June 1, 2016 at 2:23 pm

            Whatever helps you sleep at night, Aidan. Bless you Southie!

          • Clive McFarlane
            June 1, 2016 at 2:25 pm

            Want to call me to make amends?

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    June 1, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    Ironic screen name “hood intellect”. Is that like jumbo shrimp?

    • Talisman
      June 1, 2016 at 1:14 pm

      Much like the other pseudo intelligentsia that are self appointed arbiters of all things Cracka, Hood Intellect projects noises and scribblings from out of his vacant cranium and through his arse.

  • LLC
    June 1, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    “Hood Intellect” is oh so appropriate. This guy needs to STFU like yesterday.

    Is embarrassment & shame a thing anymore?

    • Truf
      June 1, 2016 at 5:54 pm

      Only in the white and Asian communities

  • fordsnharleys
    June 1, 2016 at 12:48 pm

    Surprised you did not include the Sharpton meme, 17,black and unarmed.

  • KimberlyS
    June 1, 2016 at 12:40 pm

    Also, that gorilla was born in captivity. He was not “taken from his homeland”. Morons.

    While the world focuses on this, has anyone mentioned that 69 people were shot in Chicago over Memorial Day weekend?

    Priorities, ya’know.

    • Jon
      June 1, 2016 at 4:58 pm

      Holy SHIT! 69 People?!? In ONE WEEKEND??!!!

      That is absolutely horrible. I mean I know Chicago has some serious crime problems, but that is horrific.

      • paul
        June 1, 2016 at 5:43 pm


      • Wabbitt
        June 1, 2016 at 7:05 pm

        Wanna know why the suicide rate is so low in the black community? Because they don’t kill themselves, they kill each other.

    • TargetPractice
      June 1, 2016 at 5:51 pm

      and the number of white perpetrators of these shootings?…… You know, cuz black lives matter and all.
      I preface this by saying when I say black, I mean blacks who were born in this country, because for some reason, immigrants from Ghana and the like, are some of the hardest working people I’ve ever met and they don’t have the “give me all the handouts cuz I’m a victim” gene that most US-born blacks have ingrained in them from birth.

      If one black leader would just state the fact that black people are the biggest threat to black lives, I might actually listen to anything they had to say after that. But instead I’ll just let them cry racist wolf, and watch as the only people who can help their situation, average white Americans, be called racists daily and care less and less about blacks’ imaginary plight.

      • Wabbitt
        June 1, 2016 at 7:09 pm

        It’s because recent African immigrants know what real danger, poverty, and injustice are like. Those born and raised here (and I’m not even saying most – just a highly vocal minority) just want a hand out because of a horrible injustice that ended 150 years ago. And they act like petulant children when they’re expected to work for what they want.

  • paul
    June 1, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    Makes me wonder why we have such a racial divide in this country. All those BLM comments are very well thought out and precise. Bad whitey.

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