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Blanche Nevereaux Strong Arms Wellesley Italian Restaurant Into Removing Satirical Sign About Drinking Alcohol Because It Promotes Rape Culture

 

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In today’s chapter of “SJW white woman with stick up her twat from wealthy Boston suburb ruins fun for everyone,” we bring you today’s protagonist Elaine Eisenman from Wellesley.

As you can see, Blanche Nevereaux is generally opposed to fun, probably has a “hate has no home here” sign in her yard on a street with no black people, enjoys eating dinner at 4:30, wearing a light jacket when it’s 75 degrees outside, having correct change, drinking tea, owning a landline, anything with Angela Lansbury, writing in cursive, voting, calling TV shows “programs,” drawing herself a warm bath, shaking her head at anyone who tells her to email them, hoping to see a woman president before she dies so long as they’re not a republican, paying with personal checks at Whole Foods, day trips to Needham, and using Facebook to police satire like she did when she saw this sign at Alta Strada Italian restaurant.

Over the weekend Elaine decided to take offense to a sign she saw at Alta Strada Italian restaurant in the center of town.

Holy. Fucking. Shitballs!! We have a reported case of unapproved satire going on on Main Street. Gonna need backup on this one boys! Thank God she threw in the #MeToo hashtag, because this sign is basically an invitation for rape.

Unfortunately for Elaine there were some savages in town that actually stood by this disgusting, “horrifying,” message indicating that the establishment serves alcoholic beverages, and that if you consume said beverages you may become so intoxicated that you are temporarily predisposed to make bad decisions!! Luckily Elaine, being the soldier for justice that she is, went inside the bar and successfully lobbied the hostess to take down this offensive sign.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Thank you for your service, and courage under fire Elaine.

 

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25 Comment(s)
  • Silencio Dogood
    September 4, 2019 at 8:11 am

    her smile is like a lone pair of wadded underwear beside railroad tracks and i certainly wouldn’t want to sit across from her cosmetic, stoolpigeon mug at dinner, asking to take her selfie.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 4, 2019 at 7:47 am

    Does mushroom tea count? Whats wrong with a landline? I dont want a pocket snitch telling google every single thing I say or where I go not to mention the piss poor reception out here. Eisenman…thats the tell, right there. Oy vey, goyim, do as I say!

  • Berkshire girl
    September 3, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    If this broad is in the vicinity of a poor schmuck who had chili for lunch and needs to break some wind, is it considered “fart rape”? Just kidding. Useless and rich old crones are too far removed from the blue collar plight. Good grief these twats are truly insufferable.

    • Your Dad
      September 3, 2019 at 11:23 pm

      I want to be inside you in the camper. Stockbridge is lovely this time of year.

  • Frank Rizzo
    September 3, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    whadda cunt. luv frankie

  • Stunt Penis
    September 3, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    Remember how, back in the 1960’s, liberals were considered the “fun” people to hang out with, and conservatives were the ones with a stick up their ass?

    my how times have changed.

  • Weak sauce
    September 3, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    “Strong Arms”? Exactly how?

    They could have left the sign out.

    • Frank
      September 3, 2019 at 11:23 pm

      It’s considered strong arming because the restaurant knew the consequences of them not removing it would be that old hag and all of her limousine liberals would be all over them on social media

  • z
    September 3, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    I own a landline. Ooma, which doesn’t sound like the womans voice from those lame
    commercials a few years ago.

    Shitty cell phone signal. 3 bars – no bars – 2 bars in 30 feet. If I stand in the driveway 4 bars. You do what you gotta do.

  • The Wonders Of Alcohol
    September 3, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Turtleboy missed the boat on this one. Its been said in tabloid print allegedly that Elaine actuslly drinks at this establishment and the only way she gets any action is if people are too drunk to see how ugly a person she is. She was defending her turf. The sign suggested sober decisions and that would infringe on her turf

    • Comment Reader
      September 3, 2019 at 1:48 pm

      WOW! that was not funny at all!

      • The truth isnt funny
        September 3, 2019 at 5:57 pm

        Sometimes the truth hurts.

  • I Can't Find My Chauffer Again
    September 3, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    One of the most unfortunate effects of early dementia/Alzheimer’s is the victim’s complete lack of awareness of their own decline — which eventually becomes obvious to everyone around them. Those in charge of fundraising for “progressive” political and charitable causes love to shear the wool off these vulnerable types.

  • Spic Tormentor
    September 3, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    If this senile old cunt came up to me and demanded that sign be taken down, I would roundhouse that golden girl whore back to prohibition

    • Silencio Dogood
      September 4, 2019 at 8:18 am

      beautifully said.

  • M
    September 3, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    The Welfare housing in Wellesley is so far removed from the town proper that it’s almost comical. If those apartments were any closer to the edge of Route 95 the residents could step out their back doors and get immediately run over by oncoming traffic. Lots of families in town deliberately send their kids to private schools just to avoid the hoi polloi that was transplanted there by social engineers.

  • Narcissist Hunter
    September 3, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Whattacunt!

  • z
    September 3, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    “paying with personal checks at Whole Foods”

    Bitch.

  • Liawatha
    September 3, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    We need more brave activists like Elaine who will expose the alt-right. She quashed their rape culture sign and misogynist agenda dead in it’s tracks. #Stop The Hate.

  • H Goering
    September 3, 2019 at 11:51 am

    She’s also afraid of boxcars and showers.

  • Every Person from Wellesley
    September 3, 2019 at 11:40 am

    My farts smell like freshly baked bread.

    • Bob Kraft
      September 3, 2019 at 12:14 pm

      Call Foxboro. I’d like to talk to you.

  • dishee
    September 3, 2019 at 10:55 am

    RUH ROH. I drink tea, am considering a landline (for power outages), write in cursive and vote in every election. If only I had enough money to live in Swellsely, I’d be totally screwed. I’m THISCLOSE to becoming Elaine! :O (However, thanks to the nanny-stater Massholes voting D all the time, lots of my paycheck is ripped away from me so I can barely afford to live where I live, so I’ll never have enough money to live in any of those metrowest SJW towns – WHEW!) I guess one saving grace for me is that I couldn’t give a crap what gender the president is, so long as he or she believes in individual rights and runs the country in actual accordance with the Constitution he or she swore to defend.

    • Bat-tea-man
      September 3, 2019 at 11:22 am

      I like tea too, the horrors.

  • Mussolini
    September 3, 2019 at 10:42 am

    The prominent surname Eisenman is a proud symbol of Jewish heritage. This woman isn’t white; when you factor that in, this story makes sense. Just another member of the tribe correcting the mistakes of the goyim.

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