Bleached Banana Clam Uses 7 Year Old Crotch Fruit As Media Bait For GoFundMe Scam To Find Out Who Killed Millionaire Jennifer Dulos 


A wealthy mother of 5 from New Canaan, CT named Jennifer Dulos disappeared May 23. Since then her estranged husband Fotis Dulos has been arrested, along with his girlfriend Michelle Traconis.

Fotis owns a home building company, and lives in a $4 million house with Traconis.

Jennifer also lived in a huge house that her parents paid for in New Canaan.

Jennifer had an active restraining order out against him and they were in the middle of an ugly custody dispute. Her blood has been found in the garage, and Fotis was seen dropping 30 trash bags in separate containers in the Hartford area, many of which contained items like sponges that had her blood on it. Somehow neither Fotis or Traconis have been charged with murder, which is mind boggling, because that seems like more than enough evidence to charge someone with murder. For now they’re both charged with tampering with or fabricating physical evidence and hindering prosecution, and both posted the $500,000 bond. Meanwhile he’s out here going for jogs with his ankle bracelet on.

Based on their divorce documents it’s pretty clear this guy has anger issues, and definitely looks like he killed her.

In June 2017, Jennifer Dulos wrote in court documents, that her husband had “exhibited irrational, unsafe, bullying, threatening and controlling behavior.” A month after filing for divorce, in July 2017, Jennifer Dulos sought an emergency order of custody, saying her husband’s behavior, “significantly intensified in the last three weeks and I am afraid for my safety.

She also said her estranged husband had bought a handgun. “I am terrified for my family’s safety, especially since discovering the gun, since my husband has a history of controlling, volatile and delusional behavior,” she wrote in the affidavit. She said when she learned he had a gun, he became, “enraged,” and “stood inches from her face and berated her. He followed her upstairs and trapped her in a bedroom, physically intimidating her.”

Her mother is also suing him for $500,000 because she basically fronted him the money for his home building company, and hasn’t been paid back. There’s a lot more to it, read it here if you’d like to go down that rabbit hole.

I’m not here to solve this murder though, because I’m assuming he’ll be charged with the crime any day now. I’m here to talk about this part of the story:

Riley Daigle, a 7-year-old from Wethersfield, had an unexpected reaction to the missing mother and one day came up with an idea. “Then he said somebody must know something. Maybe we could take the savings — my savings account and take all the money out of my savings account and give it to somebody for information,” added Daigle.

Riley wants to hand out $500 to anyone who comes forward with any piece of information. His plans were to originally use the money for his August birthday trip to Disney, but he decided to give that up. Instead, he is saving the money to help police find Jennifer Dulos. Riley said he empathizes with Jennifer’s five children who have been without their mom for nearly three weeks now. He said he could never live without his mom. With dreams to become a police officer when he grows up, he is extending his help with the investigators’ search efforts. If down the road, Jennifer Dulos is still not found, Riley said he wants the money to be donated to Jennifer’s five children.

Just for the record, the Dulos family is filthy rich. Her five kids are living in a New York City penthouse with Grandma, who is living off of her dead husband’s millions of dollars left behind. They don’t need $500, because $500 means nothing to them. These kids will never need money, they just want their mom, and she’s not coming home because their dad probably killed her.

Then this bleached banana clam shows up to profit off of this tragedy anyway.

Her name is Danielle Daigle, and she’s using her cute 7 year old as fell good bait to scam gullible people out of cash. The family of Jennifer Dulos is already on record saying they will not accept the money and have urged people not to donate.

I’m willing to be that the $500 for this kid’s “Disney” trip never really existed. That’s just my guess. What kind of parent would let their kid cancel a Disney trip because he wants to offer up reward money for a case that most likely the dad will end up getting arrested for? I understand if the kid offered it because it’s nice, but no sane adult would ever let their crotch fruit actually cancel a trip to Disney over it. Obviously the police don’t need a $500 reward for information on this story. No one who has information is sitting on it until a kid puts up his Disney money as bait.

Banana clam says she will be reaching out to the family’s attorney to give them the money, which is exactly the kind of bullshit the family of a dead woman wants to be dealing with right now. It’s not like there’s a murder to investigate, or a contentious custody dispute about to begin between the father and grandmother.

And because the media pimped out her GFM all these morons have been falling for mom’s scam.

Someone contacted Danielle Daigle to tell her to end the GFM, and Danielle told her she was gonna have her arrested for posting on a Facebook wall.

That’s the kind of gutter trash we’re dealing with here.

“Thank you for trying to kill a child’s dream of helping someone.”

Oh fuck off. Quit hiding behind your crotch fruit and using him as a shield for your obvious scam.

A cursory look of her Facebook page shows that she seems to sell designer purses for a living.

Selling a $200 wallet for $10. Nothing shady about that! I’m sure she just collects a lot of Michael Kors items, and then sells them for a fraction of the price because she enjoys taking the loss.

Of course what’s really gonna happen is she’s not going to get in touch with the family at all, and she’ll likely just pocket the $900 and call it a day. Sure, she was hoping her kid’s bullshit Disney story would get her closer to $5,000, but you gotta take what you can get.


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25 Comment(s)
  • Keshia Christianson
    June 20, 2019 at 11:18 am

    About those house photos. There are 2 houses mentioned, the ex husband’s and the ex wife’s, but 3 houses pictured. It seems some of those photos must be wrong, at least if the claim is being made that the photos are actually of the houses owned by Jennifer and Fotis, which is implied here but not expressly stated. So, what’s the deal with the 3 houses ?

  • Poshmark Ambassador
    June 18, 2019 at 9:40 am

    I use Poshmark a lot too. Most users go to thrift shops and flip items to make a profit. She likely never paid $200 for that wallet, but she probably marked it that way to help sales.

  • Whoa, back that shit right up
    June 18, 2019 at 5:17 am

    That piercing would have zero effect on my ability to pierce her hiney hole.
    She has that face that’s perfect for a porn still of the eyes closed and mouth open exhibited when pushing the girth past the mudring.

  • Kim Wescott
    June 17, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    This story led to flashbacks on my relationship and marriage, and subsequent divorce, of a man born and raised in Greece.

    I continue to hope that all Greek born or raised men, are abusive, manipulating, lying POS, but honestly don’t find a lot of reinforcement.

    Here’s an example: I filed for a restraining order after he tried to run me over in a parking lot.

    When asked by the judge if he had read the complaint and would like to respond, he said, in open court, that yes it was true but that was because I had pissed him off.

    When the restraining order was upheld, he insisted it was only because a female judge presided.

    There is no way this asshole is not guilty. Hopefully they can find the necessary evidence to put him behind bars. Along with his trashy girlfriend.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 18, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      Marry me!!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Mr. Nice guy
    June 17, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    I have the perfect solution to hide that thing on her chin…..
    And I’d gladly donate a dollop or two to the cause….cuz I’m a nice guy!

    • Captain Trips
      Dr. Sperm
      June 17, 2019 at 7:41 pm

      I prescribe removal of said object, and then a dollop rubbed into the wound three times daily for the next six months.

      Not guaranteed to prevent a scar, but guaranteed to make a Nice Guy happy!

      So ordered!

    • Joe
      June 17, 2019 at 8:54 pm

      That’s a piercing lmao.. imagine that she thinks it looks good!

      • ncfoothillbilly
        June 17, 2019 at 9:46 pm

        I thought it was a skin tag because, who would put a piercing asymmetrically? These old eyes need some glasses, I guess.

  • Captain Trips
    Charlie in the Box
    June 17, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Where’s the baby daddy honey sweets?

    Gone of course….

    Oh, another occupant of the land of misfit fathers….the place is getting too crowded

    Why the fuck can’t people hold relationships together these days?

  • WeRFucked
    June 17, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    What the fuck is that thing on her chin? Honey… take Riley’s $500 and get that thing fixed.

    Bleached hair and things in your face to try and hide whatever hurts inside you doesn’t work. Your therapist should be fired. Find out why you are so unhappy that you want to make people notice odd physical traits.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      June 17, 2019 at 5:59 pm

      Thats Moley Russels wart…

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 17, 2019 at 6:57 pm

      Right on target werfucked!

      Piercings and bleached platinum hair = insecure, thinks she’s still 21 years old, and drinks and goes to bars too often. Not to mention many different sources of XY chromosomes have been injected into her in a vain unsuccessful attempt to make herself feel less secure.

      Sometimes, books CAN be judged by their cover.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        June 17, 2019 at 7:06 pm

        I meant to say: “in a vain unsuccessful attempt to make herself feel less INsecure”

        This forum needs an edit function

        • Captain Trips
          The Joker
          June 17, 2019 at 7:09 pm

          “And this town needs an enema!” Twooott twoooot – The Joker

  • Crispy C
    June 17, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    With her story now viral she has no chance to pocket this money to herself with fraud charges. Ooops

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    June 17, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    Ratchet scam! It smelled of rip off as soon as it was posted. Looks like the kids got 1400 bucks for Disney now…. Id like to rip that flesh colored whatever it is right off her Pig Bitch face.

  • z
    June 17, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    I looked up some of the Fox 61 stories.

    “Police said Hartford surveillance cameras captured someone who looks like Dulos driving what appeared to be a Ford Raptor on May 24th, the day Jennifer disappeared. However, Pattis argued just because it looks like Dulos does not mean it is him.”

    Ford Raptor, for people who want new and GM doesn’t make the Hummer H1 anymore. That thing has little use in New England. It is a desert race truck if you want to use the reasons it was built for.

    Bragging rights, toys for boys. Funny how that sentence is worded. Rabtors aren’t exactly that common. If you think he’s in a truck, does he own that kind of truck? Does his business own that kind of truck? It’s not like it’s a Honda CRV or Toyota RAV4.

  • Not your average nudniks
    June 17, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    VIRTUAL PANHANDLERS. Can we vote to make this it’s own category? Go fund me, town page beggers for free stuff, fake charities, toy drive donations that get sold after. One large fruit basket of scammers.

  • bigdaddy
    June 17, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    He definitely traded down on his new girlfriend.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 17, 2019 at 7:11 pm

      Man did he – first thing I thought of too

      She must be one hell of a fuck or something

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    June 17, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    White people suck at crime.

  • hartf811
    Dont knock
    June 17, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    The bolt through your chin drains credibility.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 17, 2019 at 7:12 pm

      It screams ‘insecure slut’

  • Well, No Shit
    June 17, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    Go Fund Me has become too easily scammable. It’s time to close it down and go back to the old fashioned way of donating to causes; send checks/money orders directly to the sources who need it.

    Fuck this bullshit of being able to start a Go Fund Me in someone else’s name, or “on behalf of” someone.

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