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BlubberGuppy ‘Disabled’ Single Mom Starts $10k GoFundMe To Visit Estranged Husband’s Family In Morocco For Two Months After He ‘Abandoned’ Her

It’s been a while since I’ve gazed down the virtual panhandlers’ intersection at GoFundMe, my least favorite part of the internet. Not much has changed in my absence, apparently. Take for instance this gem of a campaign sent in by a reader:

“This campaign was set up to help our dear friend Aurora fly herself and her children to Morocco to visit her in-laws.
Aurora faced a very challenging pregnancy last year, which took a toll on her both mentally and physically.  She’s been struggling with post partum depression as well as not having any child care to help out when she needs it. It’s been very difficult with very little family around to help.

While also caring for her children, Aurora has had to endure a marital separation with her husband leaving her to go through her entire pregnancy alone as well as their baby being a year old now.  Aurora is a disabled single mom living on a single income. She does not receive any type of child support/alimony from anyone.  

With Aurora’s post partum depression it has gotten worse and she really needs support from the only family she has left besides her father which he works all of the time and her aunt who lives out of town with whom she only sees about one time a year around Christmas time. Taking care of two children 11 and especially an infant who consumes much of her time everyday. With lack of sleep and not eating has taken it’s toll on her emotional well being. Right now she needs her family as well as their support with raising her infant child. She’s done all she can possibly do up until this point.

One of Aurora’s biggest wishes is to see her Mother-In-Law in Morocco who has been ill herself at the moment as well as her husband’s grandmother who is 100 years old. During this trip Aurora’s in Laws will be able to meet the grandchildren they’ve been dreaming about meeting as well as meeting Aurora for the first time. 

Her husband went to Morocco last year by himself to visit his family. Aurora never got the chance to meet her in laws due to her husband leaving the country without Aurora and leaving her to care for not only her 10 year old son but a newborn baby. She’s done her best to care for the both of her children and try her hardest to provide for them. Which is why her friends we all decided to create this gofundme for her trip.

All of the money being raised to going to be used help Aurora obtain new passports for herself and her children, pay for round trip tickets to Morocco for all 3 of them, pay for lodging and care while being there for a month-2 month duration. Please don’t hesitate to donate any amount because every little bit counts. Inshallah we hope we she will raise all the money she needs. If you could it in your heart to donate we would love it and greatly appreciate it.
Thank you & God Bless”

 

So, let me process this real quick. Essentially,  this unemployed mother wants to raise enough money for a down payment on a small house so that she can pack up her fatherless crotch fruit to fly to freakin’ Africa to visit the family of the husband who abandoned her as soon as his seed stuck for two months. Because life thus far has been pretty shitty for her in the States, due to lack of sleep and eating, allegedly:

 

Which is debatable.

Oh, and postpartum depression,  or maybe fibromyalgia, scoliosis, IBS, deadbeat-daditis….whatever has stricken her disabled enough to be unable to work or otherwise provide for her children, or apparently so much as care for them on a daily basis without a 60 day all expenses paid vacation to Morocco.

And apparently visiting strangers in a developing country will help her with all this. Somehow, maybe, who knows. Also, no word on what happens to the funds if she doesn’t meet her goal, having no means of her own to do any of this at all, but they sure hope she will.

And no, the father obviously will not be assisting in this trip. Despite being in and out of the picture and providing no verifiable support to the woman who supremely decided to marry a foreigner with no demonstrative interest in her or the raw-dog trophy he left in the US like a souvenir.  Implicitly this appears to not be the first time she’s allowed a guy to deposit his babybatter in her sploogetube and book a one-way ticket as soon as they start swimming, because she does not receive alimony or child support from “anyone”.

And apparently this is not her first time marrying some guy from a politically unstable, developing country instead of just shacking up with someone the Department of Revenue can locate.

She has to know by now they aren’t extraditing deadbeat dads over any $20-a-week child support payments.

 

Nor will the father’s family be chipping in any money, apparently. Seems like great circumstances to pack up your crotch fruit for a 14 hour flight and months long stay with people who they will feasibly never see again. Where do I donate for this landwhale’s complete and utter lack of foresight? Sure, she has set up some parameters for others’ judgement here:

 

But I’m a full-time employed tax payer, so I know I meet one of the criteria listed. So I’m going to judge away. Here we go:

This whole plan is shit, the excuses are shit, and no, I won’t donate a dime. Just my two cents, see below.

Ideally you want to be sure the ink on your new husband’s green card is dry, minimum, before you allow him to inseminate you. That’s common sense given the flight risk here. If you skip over that step and he does take off, it is entirely stupid to expect a damn thing from his family overseas. They don’t give a fuck about you now, and they won’t later. Notice the lack of “her inlaws are paying for…” prefacing any of the copiously pricey expenses listed above. All this is of secondary importance to the fact that flying your fat ass to Africa will not help you secure a job, childcare, or appropriate medical treatment for all your real and imagined debilitating conditions that are reportedly keeping you from living a halfway functional life. In fact, it will hinder all of this, not to mention fuck up the SSDI check you live off because if you leave the country for more than 30 days consecutively, the Social Security office considers you relocated. Unless you are planning on committing benefit fraud, which you’re probably planning to do anyway realistically. Publicly posting your intentions, and appealing for the money, to leave the country is a dumb move in that case.  Nowhere in this supremely entitled and misguided plan is there any remedy for the fact that this chick had multiple children she openly cannot cope with caring for, with multiple men who don’t even want to share the same international calling code with them, or her.

This fat sludgepump does not need a vacation overseas. She needs a job, a childcare subsidy, a serious reality check, and mandatory sterilization. Or at the very least, a retro GoFundMe:

In summation, as far as this GoFundMe goes, I rate it a solid – Do NOT recommend.

 

34 Comment(s)
  • Serene1288
    June 6, 2019 at 9:14 am

    You are all disgusting to make such vile and vulgar remarks about Aurora or about anyone.
    If someone doesn’t like the GoFundMe, then don’t donate, just scroll past the page. No one has a right to judge anyone, especially when they do not know the whole story or even the person. From what I read so far, some of you know Aurora personally and you have the audacity to post such personal information about Aurora and her family. What really pisses me off is that you only print half truths. I guess some people have to make others look bad to feel better about themselves. What this shows me is how rude, ignorant and cruel many of you are.

    • Gibbs
      June 7, 2019 at 6:13 am

      If you can’t see all the reasons this woman deserves criticism than you’re never going to get it. Now back to the lulz.

  • Gibbs McDiddndonuffin
    June 6, 2019 at 4:32 am

    Africa…the gibbs capitol and still the biggest shithole on earth. Or should I say Clown World

  • Thischickisafraud
    June 5, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    As many people probably probably surmised here, she is a total fraud. She has plenty of family here most notable a father who has gone above and beyond to help her despite how she has treated him. To say that she has no one here is fucking ridiculous. Her whole spiel is a lie to get money. There is no one more insufferable than this woman.

    • Aurora
      June 6, 2019 at 12:45 am

      Excuse you? I didn’t even make that gofundme account. How dare you. My husband doesn’t live in Morocco he lives here and did live here when we met and came here thru his brother years ago. Get ur facts straight before any of you say horrible things

    • meek tyga
      June 6, 2019 at 11:17 am

      Morrocans , Tunisians and Algerians are not africans they are Arabs research bout them real africans are dark skinned . Don’t curse Africa

  • maril
    June 5, 2019 at 9:30 am

    Wtf.. what a trainwreck.. sounds like one of the more dramatic episodes of 90 Day Fiance!

  • Kim Wescott
    TheCureForHope
    June 4, 2019 at 11:48 am

    It has been known to be a fairly lucrative scheme. I know someone who ‘jumped ship’ while in port in NY. So he was an illegal alien.

    Legals from his native country employed (slaved is a better word) him for very little under the table money. They knew a girl that would marry him for $5000.00 so he could get his green card. $5000 was a LOT of money in the early 70’s. He worked for $2.50-3.00/hour. It took a loooong time for him to save that much money.

    But he did. It was a sham marriage of course.

  • Metro West Guy
    M
    June 4, 2019 at 11:21 am

    As P.T. Barnum said, “nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people”. GoFundMe is a scam artist’s dream come true, it’s like a license to steal.

  • Justin Brazel
    June 4, 2019 at 3:39 am

    Was going to ask for a friend of she’s very friendly? He asked me to ask? Whatever we feel sorry for her and he’s sure he can help…..

    • Aurora
      June 6, 2019 at 12:25 am

      Who do any of you think you are? I didn’t even set up this gofundme account. How could you slander someone you don’t even know. If this is not removed I am calling the police. Everything has been traced. I will not allow anyone to bully me like this and plaster my children all over the place ur disgusting and horrible to do such a thing.

    • Patricia Hillyard
      October 23, 2019 at 4:59 am

      I have no idea who this woman , but im not understanding why people would donate money to someone to go visit people who obviously can’t help her or they would have paid for her to travel so what’s really the sense of her going there.
      So my point being in this situation I don’t think this is what GoFundMe is for but at the same time there are people that are really struggling and can use help and people have a choice to donate or not to donate, I personally am a disabled mother of 3 I’ve have not been able to work for almost 2 years and it’s very hard, my income is less than 1/3 of what it was. That being said it has had a huge affect on me and my kids they dont get that we can’t afford things were able to before, the worst part being getting behind on my bills and now my car broke down and I have no way to get me & kids to doctors or School appointments for exp. this causes stress and issues with .
      Sorry to get so personal but i think its good for the right reason and like I said people have a choice they donate a $1-$5 or $100 or just simply share the post or ignore it and keep moving.
      And no i dont have a go fund me so im not just. Explaining myself but i think it make a lot easier for a struggling family in neef of a used car, beds for kids , disabled vet in need of home & a lot of other things.
      Youd be surprised how life changing having a depedable car or not having to worry about losing your kids because somthing that was out of your control.

  • Paul Casale
    IDEA
    June 3, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    She should audition for 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    June 3, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Make that FOUR plane tickets- two for the children and two for her fat ass.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 3, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    Nope… Never ever would. Doesn’t rate any help. Disabled? But not enough to fly to fucking Morrocco and traipse around in the heat and the smell. Nope…….

  • Mom’s Basement
    June 3, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    I’d pitch in $20 to the go fund me if I could see the look on baby daddy’s face when she tracks him down in Morocco. The local warlord might even want to keep her for himself to show off what a good provider he is.

  • Lies......All Lies
    June 3, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    “….and not eating…”
    Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaahaaa!!
    Come on…..you’re gonna have to come up with a better one than that.

    • Fred Knessl
      June 3, 2019 at 9:05 pm

      Amen.
      So, by my calculations – she weighs about 260. At 5’4″ she is well beyond Obese. Try another…

  • Total Mahem
    June 3, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    Calorically challenged……..

  • One-way to Morocco?
    June 3, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    Love how they dismiss Aurora’s Dad as:

    “…and he just works all the time.”

    IMAGINE. THAT.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    June 3, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    That’s the problem with these fat chicks, they will fuck anybody, because they figure it might be the last time anyone is drunk enough, or stupid enough to take it . . . . don’t go to the beach fatass, they’ll try to push you back into the water

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 3, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    The guys take off. What a shocker. Look at her!

    These hard up dudes have a great interest in her until the last shot of sperm shoots. Then it’s like, ‘Get me the fuck outta here!’

  • AgingCynic
    June 3, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    She had me until “Inshallah”. Probably going to use the money for fertilizer and nitrogen.

  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    June 3, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Virtual panhandelers is a big enough trend for it’s own category beyond just nudniks. They are a distinct variety with the numbers to justify it. I say yes blog worthy. Keep exposing the entitlement mentality. It’s worse than people realize and you guys got the reciepts.

  • BeckyBlueline
    June 3, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Let’s talk about filters. WHY do people insist on filtering the hell out of their faces??? Unless they plan to NEVER show their face in a lighted area, everyone will see it’s not your real face. In the example of this girl’s heavily blur-filtered photos from above, they will instead instantly see that you blurred the herpes off your lip, the wrinkles from around your eyes, and the pock marks off your face.

  • JimmyBooms
    June 3, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Blog worth?

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      June 3, 2019 at 4:06 pm

      There were no teenage girls fighting today.

      TB covers the news the MSM wont!!!!

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        June 4, 2019 at 6:35 am

        Fuck off and die, you hybrid bastard.

  • Well, No Shit
    June 3, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    When one lays down with dogs, one often comes up with fleas.

  • 90 Day Scam Fiance
    June 3, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    I wonder what she looked like when she was eating “enough”. Morocco like all mid east shitholes has a like 70% unemployment rate where people sell figs to tourists along with hashish. It’s been “developing” for about 3,500 years and appears to be a developmentally disabled country. What is she going to do all day sit around the town square all day with a basket of oranges in front of her? She’s probably fluent in French and Arabic too I’ll bet.

    • z
      June 3, 2019 at 2:36 pm

      9.8% unemployment in Morocco, Feb 2019

      The following are April 2019
      Provincetown is 18.6%

      New Bedford 6.1%

      So, basically not a lot worse than the hood. And at least they have an excuse.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Yo mom
    June 3, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    I mean that’s where those Scandinavian girls got videoed being decapitated sooo…,

  • hartf811
    Hartford
    June 3, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    She just needs to open her legs to Latino men. They like swamp donkeys to pull their wagon without the girly needs for periodic showers. Bonus: Hispanic gangbangers don’t make you wear a bag on your head (unless you like that) like rag wearing N. African terrorists do.

    • marilu
      June 5, 2019 at 9:42 am

      Well actually if i’m understanding all that mess you said correctly, hispanic men do require that the woman showers, often. A lot of them think white women are nasty b/c they dont bathe often enough, so idk what you mean there. So i dont think thats the right avenue for chicks like this either.. she seems more like the black dude only type anyway.. she’s actually the epitome of it.

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