Everyone and their mother has been talking about Chris Morgan, AKA Bagel Guy, after he was seen in a bagel shop flipping out because some employee there allegedly laughed at him for being 5 feet tall.
https://twitter.com/oliviabradley88/status/1148958211531268099
so in bagel boss this morning, the misogynistic douchebag seen in the video was degrading almost all of the female staff as well as other patrons. fuck this guy. pic.twitter.com/LZh1Uk4UXZ
— olivia shea 🏳️🌈 (@oliviabradley88) July 10, 2019
Savage. What kind of animal films like this vertically?
More from the New York Post:
“A Long Island bagel shop customer was caught on camera lashing out at other patrons in a bizarre tirade about women rejecting him because of his short stature.
“Why is it OK for women to say, ‘Oh you’re 5 feet’ on dating sites — you should be dead. That’s OK?” the unidentified Bagel Boss customer roared in a video shared to Twitter on Wednesday.”
Translation – I deserve pussy simply for having a pulse. How dare women have a type! They should be required to felate this guy out of pity because he gets rightfully rejected on dating sites for not being tall enough to go on a date to Six Flags.
It was so satisfying to see the dude from Happy Gilmore step in and be the hero we all needed.
And you can count on him….meeting your bitch ass in the parking lot.
Bootleg Tony Mazz has been doing shit like this for years too. From Heavy.com:
“Morgan Has YouTube Videos Showing Him in Confrontations at a 7-Eleven, a Library, a Bar & With a Neighbor & He Calls a Woman a ‘Ghetto Hoodrat’ in Another Video”
Who gets in a fight at the library? A guy who’s been desperate for years to become Internet famous, because at least then he’d have a shot at pity poon. And that’s exactly what he’s ended up getting out of this according to him:
“My phone is blowing up like the president,” Morgan told The Post. “I haven’t even got to my friends.” And Morgan says the rant seen ’round the world has suddenly changed his luck with the ladies. “I got girls hitting on me I don’t even know,” he said.
He’s not even crazy. He’s just a piece of shit who’s been doing this on purpose for years because he wanted this to happen.
Oh, and he’s calling himself MLK too.
“Morgan, a Divorced Cleaning Company Owner, Says He Is Glad the Bagel Boss Video Went Viral & Calls Himself the Modern Day Martin Luther King.
“I’m sick of getting constantly lied to and used on dates. And then they dump me. They tell me I’m too short,” he told the Daily Mail. “They don’t have a job, or a job as good as mine. They don’t have a car. They are more overweight… and they are judging ME?”
Here’s an idea – maybe the fact that you’re a walking embarrassment who can’t get his life together might be a bigger factor for your failure at the poon parade. This is what he does to women who don’t worship his Long Island lizard.
“So you don’t want to go back to my place? You don’t want to hang out? You don’t want to fool around? You know I spent $750,000?”
No one in the history of mankind has ever wanted to go back to your place. That’s why you sit there every night, eat TV dinners, jerk off to Match.com, and cry yourself to sleep.
“$750,000 I said I was gonna spend on her and she doesn’t even wanna let me fool around with her. Really??”
Yea, it’s almost as if she doesn’t like being treated like a hooker, and highly doubts that someone who drives around in a piece of shit like this….
Can afford to pay her more than $7.50. This guy definitely has taken chicks out to dates at Dairy Queen, asked them to split the bill, and then can’t figure out why they don’t wanna overlook his physical failings and get to know him more.
A lot of people are blaming this on little man syndrome.
“After his divorce in 2007, Morgan seemed to hold onto a disdain towards women and men who are larger than him.
“I’m just not tolerating this anymore,” Morgan declared. “Some of those girls found it funny. That’s why I have resentment towards women. I find them all to be stupid, gold-digging liars.”
The 5’0″ Morgan calls himself a prophet and the modern day Martin Luther King.
“I have a mission. The girls hate me, they don’t like me, that’s fine,” he added. “I’m not stopping and the world is going to hear me. I want equality for everybody.””
But lots of dudes are small and don’t act like this. This is the result of someone this small living in the hellhole known as Long Island. It’s almost impossible to come from Long Island and not be a flaming bag of queefs.
Then there’s this video of him harassing two Pakistani guys running a mini mart, allegedly because they asked him how tall he was.
— Chip Skylark (@MyShinyTweets) July 11, 2019
“Pakistan? Really? You know how much money our country gives you? F*cking third-world toilet countries,” Morgan said. “If it wasn’t for our country, you wouldn’t be working here.”
Bitch, shut the fuck up. You give nothing because you’re a failure who probably pays next to nothing in taxes. You also live in Long Island, so you’ve forever given up the right to call any other place a third world toilet.
The bottom line is that amusing as Chris Morgan was to watch, let’s not forget that he’s a terrible person who thinks that he’s owed pussy, and that anyone who doesn’t give it to him is doing so because he’s short. In reality he’s uglier on the inside than he is on the outside, and he’s mad at the world because he’s such a massive failure. Hey Chris, I found the perfect girl for you.
She’ll be out in a few months, definitely give her a call. Heard she gives great head, and advice.
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58 Comment(s)
Next time you get the urge to go of half cocked with that short fuse of yours, stop short of telling someone to come on down to your level.
Just Oompa Loompa Doompity don’t.
The Common Man is the Common height so I don’t have these issues. There’s no question that ever inch you loose under 5’11 Hass dramatic effect on dating potential. A man whose 5′ tall is screwed in life. 5′ is short for a girl, I’d be pissed too if I were this guy.
Now that’s what you call “little man syndrome” alive & well! That dude that tackled him looked like he was attacking a child lol. Women would but up with your height a lot better if you weren’t a piece of shit with literally nothing but rudeness to offer.
He should call AOC.
Oy vey! We better get him to Temple stat!
He’s a Jew enough said.
What we need here is a retroactive birth control pill! Open your mouth and swallow it you loser!
That sawed-off motherfucker needs a serious attitude adjustment.
I would pay to hear what the ex wife has to say about him. I am sure she is fucked in the head too.
Marky Mark sure has a temper.
Is this a publicity stunt for his next action movie.
follow the yellow brick road, you fucking faggot
I’m 5’6″ and never had a problem meeting women. I guess its that extra six inches I’m packing…
750,000??? Meet the next Mr Failure Swift.
If I ever ran into that choader loader I would just put him on top of a refrigerator and let him fend for himself
That was a good one!
Holy shite, that’s Frank Rizzo from the Jerky Boys. You better be careful or he’ll rap you upside your skull with a broom handle.
Honestly if you don’t see the similarities of this guy marching around videoing himself at the Library with UTB videoing himself marching around looking to confront that Clive guy you are mentally numb. It’s the same guy!
Trolls are out in full force today.
Silent majority always wins.
#MAGA #Trump2020 #KAG
I like the midget better than turtle rider so far..
Turtle Driver is one sad, pathetic loser who’s mad that oompa loompa wouldn’t give the time of day.
Y , May I suggest that lovely ballad by Randy Newman. “Shirt People “. It seems appropriate for this fine resident of NYC
Short
Sorry fucking autocorrect
There is someone out there for everyone, even you… you evil, sad, little man.
Look up “Squirmy and Grubs” on YouTube. How in da fuq did he get her?
Twice in my younger days I had a angry little guy like this try to start shit with me for no particular reason and I’m really not that much bigger than average.
I just said “why don’t you pick on somebody your own size?”.
Sounds like Richard Dreyfus in The Goodbye Girl
I am making a horseth asseth out on myselfeth.
He LOOKS like Richard Dreyfuss, especially in that pink-shirt pic!
WTF, bagel guy, things in Nashville.
Are we out of Central Mass rachets?
I can get this content anywhere.
… the ship is sinking.
Incels with a Napoleon Complex account for 88% of TB’s readership.
I must be one of the 12% because I have a large cock and teen women love it
r/ihavesex
Long Island beats the hell out of Worst-ester and Webduh. And it’s not cool for any Pajeet street shitter to mock any paying customer’s height.
THAT’S NOT SANTA!!!!!
“This is the result of someone this small living in the hellhole known as Long Island. It’s almost impossible to come from Long Island and not be a flaming bag of queefs.”
Nailed it and stuck the landing TurtleDriver. Nice.
Long Island had this short guy named Chris,
He was looking for someone to kiss.
But the ladies said “no,”
When he asked them to blow;
Which ultimately led to all this.
This guy use to be six foot six but he had 18 inches taken out of his shine bones because he wanted to be Danny DeVito. Then he found out that Danny is only four feet 10 inches tall. Do the math.
As a short man (5’6″) I dislike the notion that all guys under six feet have some kind of Napoleon complex. Most of us work with what we have and don’t hate the world.
I have no doubt that I would have gotten more tang in the course of my life if I had been a tall Fabio type. I’m not. So I work with what I have and I’m grateful for having received more than my share.
Advice to Bagel Guy:
Rule #1: You are not owed tail
Rule #2: Being a creepy asshole keeps you from getting tail
We’re not all like this loser.
It’s a scientific fact that short men only have raging short man syndrome if they have a tiny dick, too. Short guys with a penis average size or more do not get the angry “short man” complex. It’s actually little dick syndrome. But they accept and even promote short man syndrome because it’s better to admit to what everyone can see than admit they also have a minuscule dick.
Your going to make this guy famous.
You’ve to to have money if you are short.
Do any image search.
Look up Penny Lancaster + Rod Stewart.
Bernie Ecclestone and wife. Dick S. may know who this guy is. Bernie is Doctor Evil. He just came out
and said Putin should be the dictator of Europe. Guy is 88 and hasn’t slowed down for a moment.
I think he’s expecting to live to 200 and will be shocked when he dies.
Bob Kraft and girlfriend.
What the fuck am I saying.
Use Social media.
Wear you pants around your ankles.
Go the bank and get 100 20s. Make a fan out them.
Get a Bulls hat.
Get a bottle of Henny.
Hand gun if you can get one.
Smoke a blunt.
Have your photo taken.
Get some tats.
Post it. z
You know, he a damn site better looking than Carlos Asencio. Carlos didn’t have any issues picking up blondes. No problem killing them either.
He’s a ten in Ft. Wayne.
A lot of people on another site are posting that this guy is Uncle Turtleboy.
He’s just looking in the wrong places. The dude needs to hang out in the Amazon for a few months. Hook up with some Pygmy or rainforest girl, those bitches are all three feet tall.
He overreacted a bit, but every video is hilarious. I think he could make a ton of money on Youtube, if he just got it together. I am vertically challenged, and I have been called a short-arsed cunt. But you go to Germany and the women there love short guys. Lots of them want to put you in diapers, hold you rock you, let you suck on there tits all day and wank you to sleep. This twat does not know what side his bread is buttered on.
I love the way he tells the guy to step outside and he only comes up to the guy’s stomach. LOL
His name is stretch and he lives out of a car 16 year old kids or dcf types drive in.
That guys is a gross little pig.
“Am I here to fucking amuse you? How am I fucking funny. What the fuck is so funny about me. Do I amuse you?”
My first girlfriend was a midget. I was nuts over her.
Love the double entendre.
PS – he lives in his van in a parking lot. #baller
What happened to the $750,000 he was gonna give his date?