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Body Language Expert: Christine Blasey-Ford Was Lying And Using The Innocent Little White Girl Routine To Manipulate Senators 

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Found this video on the Youtube machine of a body language expert analyzing Christine Blasey-Ford’s testimony in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. It’s 26 minutes, but it’s fascinating if you have the time. Long story short, she’s completely full of shit:

I knew she was from the beginning. Her innocent little white girl voice was a dead giveaway. This is allegedly an empowered woman. A doctor, a professor, and a therapist. Yet the way she was talking the whole time was CLEARLY designed to get you to feel bad for her. As the body language expert points out, she was trying to act like a little kid. Adults are predisposed to protect and believe little kids. So if you act like a kid, they won’t focus on the bullshit you’re saying, they’ll focus on the way you’re saying it.

She also did the “pretty pose” a billion times, in order to come across as likable and innocent:


And it worked….

She twisted in her chair a lot, which came across as childlike. The democrats, and even the republicans, fell for that one hard. They all thanked her and treated her like she was a victim. She’s not. She’s likely lying about this entire thing. Keep in mind, this woman counsels people about their trauma. Is it really out of the realm of possibility that she is using a story that one of her clients told her during therapy? I’m sure the FBI won’t bother going through all of her notes from meetings because they’re not out to prove that she’s lying. They’re investigating Brett Kavanaugh. But if they did, I bet they’d find something in there VERY similar to the story she’s giving now.

Then there was the frog voice that she used from time to time, whenever she wanted to sound innocent and scared. Yet as the body language expert pointed out at the 13:30 mark, she has a chance to clear her throat of whatever mucus is causing her to sound like that, and she doesn’t. Clearly there was nothing in her throat that was causing her to do that. It was all an act.

Couple other things:

  • According to the body language expert the ways her eyes were moving when answering questions are not consistent with how someone’e eyes would be moving if they were retrieving information
  • At one point she looks to the democratic side of the committee for an answer to a question:

  • She says that the music was blaring so that’s why no one could hear her scream. So, what song was playing? Why wasn’t that question asked? Trauma victims remember details like that – the kind of bedsheets, where stuff is located in the room, and if there was music blaring that loudly she would definitely remember the song.
  • She’s acting like she was raped. According to her story this was an attempted rape. They are NOT the same thing. One involves sexual penetration, the other does not. That is a huge difference. This also happened 36 years ago, and she expects us to believe that it STILL traumatizes her. A rape that she admits never actually happened. Now she’s trying to make it seem like she lived through the Tet Offensive.

In my professional opinion I believe this woman has serious psychological issues. She looks like a crazy person. Which makes this whole situation more crazy and fucked up. They are using a woman who is not well to destroy an innocent man’s life because they don’t want him on the Supreme Court.

Oh, and this same body language expert did the same shit for Kavanaugh and she says his body language is consistent with someone who is telling the truth.

But they believe her because they want to believe her.

51 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    October 1, 2018 at 11:34 am

    LOL you old white boy snow flakes are really triggered by this aren’t you?

    Must feel SO scary. Ill pray for you.

  • liz Warren fingered me
    September 30, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    If I was sexually assaulted I wouldn’t call the police or seek medical traetment. I would wait 36 years and report it to congress. Isn’t that what normal people would do?

  • Conservative Clyde
    September 30, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    What are you saying, Turtleboy, that middle-aged PhD’s from the Northeast and raised in upper-class affluence don’t normally talk like 15 year old Valley Girls or like Captain Hooks from the Police Academy movies?

    She sounded about as authentic as a 6 dollar bill on the microphone….

  • Mike
    September 30, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    If I was at a party with very few people and one of those people left to use the bathroom and never returned I think I would remember that, even 35 years later.  I’m sure at some point somebody said “hey what happened to Christina?” And somebody went to try to find her. You would think 35 years later somebody somebody who was there would think “oh yeah, I do remember a party where she just disappeared.  We thought it was weird, but she was around days after that so I didn’t assume anything was wrong”

  • Ben Confessed in AA
    September 30, 2018 at 11:56 am

    Maybe matt demon can do an impression of his and talentless ben afflecks early sexual assaults in hollyweird and from news sources there were many sexual assaults by both of these weirdos.

    • Casey Affleck
      September 30, 2018 at 12:00 pm

      I learnes alot watching Matt work the reens.

      • BEN
        September 30, 2018 at 12:02 pm

        Teens Casey learn how to spell.

        • Weinstein
          September 30, 2018 at 12:22 pm

          Tell my protege Matt to shut his mouth. They may subpoena him to testify at my trial and I may have to say what Matt did to very young ones.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 30, 2018 at 11:29 am

    Although Kavanaugh (IMO) had nothing to do with Ford, based on current evidence he is far from squeaky clean. He was instrumental of the Foster murder cover-up as well as his association with the (un)Patriot Act. Brett Kavanaugh was Deep State’s Point Man for Vince Foster Murder Cover-up…themillenniumreport

    • Nominate Howie Carr he gets it
      September 30, 2018 at 5:41 pm

      Great Video, Judge Napolitano appears to make no sense at time precisely because he knows so much about the law. The rest of us are left not understanding how he got from point A to point B. Somewhat like TBS sports redirecting you from comments to a story you don’t give a fuck about.

  • Seems Legit
    September 30, 2018 at 10:56 am

    Senator Feinstein holds onto this allegation for two months then drops this bag of steaming bullshit on the desk at the 11th hour. Dr. Ford can’t remember exactly when or where, but wait, she has 4 people that were there. All 4 deny either, A. being there, or B. having any knowledge of this whatsoever. Dr Ford heads the CIA undergraduate program at Stanford Univeristy. Her Father Ralph works for the CIA as well as her brother working part time for them and also Fusion GPS. All Dems. Her parents went to bankruptcy court with wait for it, Judge Kavanaughs Mother presiding as the deciding Judge. Ford passes a polygraph with exactly 2 questions but can’t remember who paid for it. She lies about fear of flying to delay the hearing but wait, flys constantly for business and vacation. She lied under oath.

    Democrats parade out not one, or two, but three more accusers, surprisingly all far left feminist nut jobs 1 day before the confirmation vote. Soros pays for and busses in hundreds of radical left wing activists on the Sunday before the hearings to disrupt and discredit any chance for confirmation.

    Kavanaugh passes 6 FBI investigations prior to this hearing and now next weeks investigation will be number 7 after last weeks shit show.

    Our government is broken, the Democrats will stop at nothing to regain power and use sedition and treason to obtain it. The Republicans are weak and useless and are just along for the ride. Everybody gets paid large with our tax money, free health insurance, SS protection, perks and bennies a working man and woman can only dream of, everybody’s happy. Except the American working people who vote this clown car shit show called Congress into power to represent us. Yeah OK.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 30, 2018 at 11:09 am

      Three thumbs up! Well, two, but it would be 3 had I 3 thumbs.

      Well done

  • buckworthy
    September 30, 2018 at 9:20 am

    for a site that is supposed to stay away from politics you are doing a lot of whining of late. She passed a lie detector test, she isn’t lying and it was pretty clear in her testimony

    • Rich Whitey
      September 30, 2018 at 10:22 am

      She is guilty of lying and should be publicly executed.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 30, 2018 at 10:46 am

      Wow, you can really read body language – I have some swamp land in Florida to sell you

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    September 30, 2018 at 8:39 am

    I know she’s lying because her name doesn’t fit. If she was Christine Bronco Ford it would be more believable.

    By the way, remember when the “#” symbol used to be called “pound”?


  • Ray Patriarca
    What goes around.....
    September 30, 2018 at 8:30 am

    Hey Libs !
    Wanna destroy Judge Kavanaugh?
    Knock yourselves out!
    Next batter up?
    Judge Barrett !
    If Judge Kavanaugh is knocked out, President Trump and the Judiciary Committee needs to fast – track Judge Barrett and ram her nomination down the Democrats throats !
    She is much more conservative and a Justice Scalia – type originalist !
    She will make Judge Kavanaugh seem mild !
    Be careful what you ask for,. Democrats !

  • Richyrich
    September 30, 2018 at 7:08 am

    You guys are wrong on this one and frankly I’m m surprised you’re carrying water for a Doucher like Kavanaugh. He’s that obnoxious frat boy dick you hated in college in the 1980’s.

    • Revrun Fishknuckle
      September 30, 2018 at 8:32 am

      Please show us on this doll where Judge Kavanaugh touched you..

    • I See Dumb People
      Disgusting scam whore
      September 30, 2018 at 9:24 am

      You would have to be a fool to believe this wack job lying bitch … IF this actually happened why wait til he gets nominated for supreme cpurt why not come put with it 5 10 20 years ago when he was just a judge in regular court?? She CLEARLY lying and it disgusts me to the fullest that tgey wpuld use sexually assault as a platform to push thier political agendas .. A real rape victim would of took the offer for a private interview to avoid the publicicity avfake victim will parade arpund thier false stories to try to sound believable .. Its disgusting because they take away from real sexual assault victims and tgey are making it so if an actual victim comes forward they are less likely to be believed because so many crazy bitches play the victim card to further their own agenda … Fucking disgusting she should be ashamed of herself to spread such a far fetched lie about an innocent man … Mothers with sons should all be scared because at any point on time some crazy bitch can make up some lifetime movie story and ruin your sons life based off lies

      • Mike
        September 30, 2018 at 3:15 pm

        If she is to be believed, she followed his career. She allegedly told a friend she was sexually assaulted by a Federal Judge prior to his nomination. If it was so important for her to tell her story, why didn’t she do it then? Why wait for him to be nominated? Are we expected to believe that she thought this sexual assault was so terrible that it should prevent him from a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, but not so terrible that it should prevent him from a lifetime appointment to the DC Federal District Court of Appeals? Hmmmmm, her timing and motive is suspect.

        • Revrun Fishknuckle
          September 30, 2018 at 4:26 pm

          The explanation for this is quite simple really. The information about Judge Kavanaugh’s past conduct was much to important to remain hidden prior to being appointed to the highest court in the land.

          The second highest court not so much…


  • tbcaused911
    September 30, 2018 at 2:36 am

    By the way, i live in my parents basement, smoke dope, and whack off to magazine under wear ads…

    • Be Proud
      September 30, 2018 at 10:13 am

      Nothing wrong with that Bro! You’re saving money and everyone masturbates, except Hillary she has Huma Abedein use a reciprocating saw with sandpaper coated dildo attached, cleans out the scabs.

  • SMH
    September 30, 2018 at 12:36 am

    **Next article feature needs to DIE.**
    Two front doors is bull. Oh, and her husband was the witness and doesn’t have to testify against his lying wife. A middle aged woman playing little girl is disgusting. She thought all her shrink training would fool people. Half right – the Democrats and women who wanted to believe her.

    September 29, 2018 at 11:11 pm


      September 30, 2018 at 5:08 am


        September 30, 2018 at 12:35 pm

        It’s not a trail, though! He’s NOT BEING CHARGED WITH A CRIME!
        BUT! This is an opportunity for Trumpers and Republicans to come out and say WE ARE OKAY WITH RAPE!!!! RAPE SHOULD BE LEGAL!!!! That way it won’t matter what these libtards say — no matter what he did NOTHING WRONG!!!!!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 30, 2018 at 10:47 am

      Another intelligent, insightful leftist troll comment by the (using their own statements), ‘more intelligent than the right’, ‘highly tolerant’, and ‘non-reactionary’ liberals……

      Where’s your play-doh? A time out for you!

  • tbcaused911
    September 29, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    Ahh yes. Because Kav’s meltdown was totally believable.
    Hey why not do your TB job and go dig into Kav’s sketchy AF gambling debts/ “baseball tickets” then come back and tell me that he’s the up and up one.

    • 88
      September 29, 2018 at 10:58 pm

      He spent money at Nats games GETTING DRUNK AND RAPING SLUTS!!!!! American HERO!!!!!

  • Tom Blackburn
    September 29, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    If this slut was passed out I’d throw it in her. Maybe shove a fist in her too. Teabag her, maybe accidentally take a spray shit on her face. SLUT TRASH FAG wouldn’t even remember it.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 29, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    This is the most transparent, and utmost childish attempt to harm the right by the liberal left that I personally have ever witnessed.

    My wife and my close friends have all told me over time that I am one of the most intuitive people they’ve ever met: that I am extremely adept at reading people. And this interview SCREAMS at me of complete fabrication on her behalf.

    I’m glad this is happening because in the long run this entire episode will be the best thing ever to happen to the right.

    As a result of this I will never vote democrat; I don’t care if the republicans had Satan running for President, they will have my vote 100%.

    Just look at the lying, deceitful left. Who, with any decency at all, would vote for the left after this?

    • Mr Intuitive dot com
      September 30, 2018 at 3:19 am

      One of the most savage things I have ever read in any comment section….

      “My wife and my close friends have all told me over time that I am one of the most intuitive people they’ve ever met: that I am extremely adept at reading people.”

      I do not know what to make of such a statement. 

      My guess is they both told you that while laughing you couldn’t figure out that your close friend was plowing your wife. Very intuitive my man. 

      • Hairy Ballsackski
        September 30, 2018 at 10:08 am

        I like his commentaries, he nailed this one.

        • Captain Trips
          Captain Trips
          September 30, 2018 at 10:39 am

          Thank you. Appreciated

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        September 30, 2018 at 10:44 am

        Another leftist troll comment by the (using their own statements), ‘more intelligent than the right’, ‘highly tolerant’, and ‘non-reactionary’ liberals……

        Where’s your play-doh? A time out for you!

        • Mr. intuitive dot com
          October 1, 2018 at 4:15 am

          Wow. Did anyone ever tell you how intuitive you are Captain?  Does your wife also call you “Cap”?

          People like you entertain me. Not only Going out of your way to let everyone know how “intuitive” you are by also letting us know your wife and the guy banging her agree and have been telling you so for years!

          And your response?  Immediately reference some sort of political rhetoric intended to be insulting. Go look in the mirror and let me know how “adept you are” at reading yourself being cuckolded. 

  • Ted Baxter
    September 29, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    For those who remember Three’s Company, she is Chrissy (Suzanne Summers characther)

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 29, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    It appears she lied about when she had the other door installed. Thats a felony! The link wont post but its on gatewaypundit with this headline…
    BREAKING: Christine Ford Caught in MAJOR LIE – Photos Prove House Updates Occurred Much Earlier Than Claims in Senate Testimony!

    • Judge dread
      September 29, 2018 at 8:04 pm

      I don’t understand the logic behind two front doors. I can see a side door or a back door/sliding glass door. Depending on the fire codes an apartment might have to have two doors one in front and one in back.

      Installing two front doors? What if an intruder broke in through front door #1. How are you going to escape the intruder? Go passed the intruder and exit in door number two?

      If I saw a house with two front doors I would assume they are fucking mentally ill, heavy meth use, or some type of disability. If her home safety was such a problem- buy a Remington 870 express 12 guauge. But she won’t because that goes against her leftist communist anti constitution ideology.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        September 30, 2018 at 8:49 am

        I think she was allowing interns to stay and added the door so they wouldn’t have to traipse through the house during their comings and goings.

  • Judge dread
    September 29, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Ben Shapiro and Milo should have been the cross examiners. They would rip her and story to shreads and the hearing would have been over in an hour. Case closed.

  • Lindsey "Long Dong Silver" Graham
    September 29, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    Anita Hill said a psychologist needed to be consulted to explain some of the issues people had with her testimony, obviously the use of a psychologist in this instance was preplanned.

    It’s a continuation of Clarence Thomas and his nomination. This has nothing to do with sexual assault, it’s about abortions.

  • Resist the Resistance, Anti Antifa
    September 29, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Lying hoes….. god sees everything… you will not get away with anything. Lies about judge Kavanaugh are a direct continuation of the Russian collusion hoax, Hillary email, Obama fisa and spying abuses, Louis Learner, fast and furious, Benghazi, selective prosecutions, dreamer invasion. Leftists still trying to negate 2016 election.

  • 2wEntEe
    September 29, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    I watched the video.
    Then I watched the other videos in which the “Body Language Ghost” analyses Brett Kavenough.

    She starts off ranting about how this is all just an attack from the liberals.

    Clearly the Body Language Ghost has far right beliefs.
    Watch the other videos

    I am discrediting her. The Body Language Ghosts commentary is extremely politically motivated, therefore bias, therefore not creditable.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 29, 2018 at 8:54 pm

      “therefore not creditable”

      That’s all anyone needs to know about the validity of any viewpoint from you.

      • 2wEntEe
        September 30, 2018 at 9:31 am

        As an open paranoid conservative who thinks the left is always trying to steal her lucky charms, she expresses extreme bias.

        She has a grudge against this woman before she even speaks.
        You can’t give a fair analysis with preconceived notions.

        • Captain Trips
          Captain Trips
          September 30, 2018 at 10:55 am

          The bias is evident, yes, but her descriptions of the body language and the psychological reasons for each are quite valid

          • 2wEntEe
            September 30, 2018 at 1:40 pm

            Valid how? Because she says so?
            Or because she describes Fords body language then presents an explanation for it and you accept it without question because it sounds like it could be feasible.

            Are you trained in the Body Language or psychology field?
            I’m not.
            But i do know that someone with an agenda saying that someone else with an agenda is full of shit, just makes them both full of shit.

  • TJB
    September 29, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    Well of course she’s full of Shit. 1/2 MIL go find me. They will never get over hilderbeast losing their rigged election.

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