Bootleg Avenatti And His Boy Toy Michell Fleming Are Not Gonna Be Pleased After His Bullshit Restraining Order Against Me Was Denied By A Manchester Judge


A lot of people have been asking me how court went with Bootleg Avenatti, AKA Manchester Attorney Robert Fojo, who was attempting to get a restraining order against me. I was surprised since court was 11 days ago and we still hadn’t heard back from the judge. I never blogged about it because I did a YouTube show instead. That’s just how things are gonna work around here now because it’s much easier to do a show then write a blog, so make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel by clicking here

Obviously this whole thing was a huge joke, since he wasn’t in fear for his life, contacted me first with a threatening email on behalf of his deadbeat client, demanded that I take a blog down because it hurt his feelings, and then played the victim when I called him back and made fun of him. I’m shocked Judge Messer didn’t rule on it in the courtroom, and that attorneys like this are taken seriously in New Hampshire.

With that said, he brought 12 “exhibits” with him:

  1. A Worcester Magazein article about Mike Gaffney suing me
  2. A copy of the return email I sent him in which I made sexual jokes about the size of Greek men’s dink-a-dooddles.
  3. The blog I wrote about him on Turtleboy Sports in which I called him bootleg Avenatti
  4. The TB Daily News version of exhibit 3
  5. Screenshots of the Turtleboy Sports Forever Facebook page posting the link to the exhibit 4
  6. Screenshots of the Clarence Woods Emerson Facebook page posting the link to the exhibit 4
  7. Screenshots of comments Clarence Woods Emerson left on his page about his lack of parenting skills and evaluation of his ex-gf’s gerber servers
  8. Screenshots of a Facebook post made over a year ago from an account I don’t own about another asshole who is suing me (Jamie Genereux)
  9. Comments that were left on his law firm’s Facebook page from over 20 turtle riders mocking him, all of who he baselessly claimed were me, including Attorney Richard N. Vulva, and the 2 fake Facebook names he was attempting to get orders against as well
  10. Screenshots of me reaching out to him on Facebook to invite him onto the Turtleboy Live show
  11. Dozens of screenshots of negative reviews he received on his law firm’s Facebook page from people who think he’s a joke, all of who he baselessly claimed were me.
  12. Copies of tempoarary harassment orders courts have granted and then not extended against me, including from plaintiffs such as Bristol Blarney, Hadasshah Rose, Charlotte McFarland, and Rian Waters.

It took everything in me not to laugh in this guy’s face as we sat in the courtroom forced to testify while wearing masks. The whole thing lasted an hour and a half and he rambled on about how I use (gasp) fake Facebook accounts and how I’m always being sued.

He played voicemails in court from people who prank called me, but there were no threats in any of them. Nor were there threats in any of the comments or messages he received. I showed the judge several of his comments, including this one in which he mocks me for being irrelevant, and makes fun of turtle riders for wanting to masterbate in peace, in order to prove that this man isn’t the least bit scared.

Quite the opposite, he was the aggressive one. He even sent his goon boy boy Mitchell Fleming to come after me, and sent threatening messages to a Manchester bar employee for sharing a blog about Fojo.

This didn’t help either.

The cruz of his argument was that although he never told me to stop messaging him, and his social media was wide open, and he contacted me first, he was in fear for his life because third parties contacted him after reading the factual blogs about him. And I was responsible for this because I said, “DO NOT CONTACT HIM,” which he claims is a dog whistle for “contact him.”

This is idiotic obviously and a competent judge would’ve just told him so. But Judge Messer let this loser rant and cry and then I had to explain to her that the alternative to saying, “DO NOT CONTACT HIM,” was “CONTACT HIM,” thus putting me in a position where I’m guilty no matter what I choose to do. She told me I could say nothing at all, which is dumb and embarrassing for a judge to say in an open court room, since the First Amendment allows me to say what I want.

After court he filed another bogus motion claiming I committed perjury, which was laughable. He must’ve contacted Bristol Blarney because she knew about it in five seconds and kept using it to deflect from the fact that DCF took two of her crotch fruits from her.

Anyway, the judge finally got around to ruling on it today in a six page response. Spoiler alert – I’m still undefeated in court.

TL;DR – Everything that was stated was protected speech, Attorney Fojo could’ve blocked anyone who commented on his page but chose not to, and she doesn’t believe he fears for his life. RO denied.

The part at the end about a “different outcome” if I continue to blog about him is obviously bullshit too. She claims that the First Amendment doesn’t protect all speech, which I’m well aware of after defeating countless libel lawsuits in court as well. She points out that speech that is libelous or intentionally incites lawless action of others isn’t covered. I must’ve missed the part where I did either of those things. I’m hoping for her sake that she just had to throw that in there to make him feel like he got a fair shake and she gave me a stern talking to as well.

Here’s my question – where did Mitchell Fleming go?

Thought I was gonna get destroyed?

Looks like your idiot lawyer friend is completely full of shit, routinely takes on cases that have no shot at going anywhere, but because you secretly wanna jump his bone you assume he actually knows what he’s talking about.

Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.

P.S. Feta Cheese Freddie still hasn’t paid his cleaning bill but he’s hiring people to paint his business.

Now the fun begins.



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52 Comment(s)
  • Greg Louganis
    May 20, 2020 at 7:22 am

    Mitchell Fleming is clearly homosexual.

  • Lynnfield House Of Pizza
    May 20, 2020 at 5:34 am

    Did that cunt Tommy Gun pay the cleaning lady yet?
    Fucking Mavre.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 19, 2020 at 9:49 am

    Fojo is one red bow tie away from Pee Wee Hermann

  • Lee Ho
    May 19, 2020 at 9:29 am

    A lawyer with a briefcase, can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

    Mario Puzo, The Godfather

  • Chubby Pecker
    May 19, 2020 at 9:27 am

    Lesh do the mashk. Like you’ll do all shumma. Lesh do the mashk again, like you’ll do all year. Do you know him or her, oh jush never mind that. Jush do the mashk again, even into nexsht year. It sheemsh like twilight zone, and it jush get better. It sheemsh like twilight zone, pantsh are getting wetter. And havanava new. Pronshavinta lala. And cawacawabo bababa ba.

  • Polka King
    May 19, 2020 at 9:08 am

    New Hampshire bars will be open before Massachusetts . I don’t know about you but I’m going to this bar for sure . Smoking hot bar staff .

  • Mitchell Fleming
    May 19, 2020 at 8:41 am

    I’m just a sexy boy. I’m not his boy toy.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 19, 2020 at 7:52 am

    I guess I’ll miss a ton of info. I can’t watch the show– the audio quality is too poor. I’d gladly help, if not at least get someone else.

    • Kelly Cote
      May 19, 2020 at 10:57 am

      Have you watched since he got the new computer? Much better audio and video!

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        May 19, 2020 at 2:15 pm

        Kelly, I will give it a chance. Thank you.

  • the virgin Connie Swail
    May 19, 2020 at 6:59 am

    there once was a dork named fojo
    the spitting image of a homo
    he defends little greek simps
    with his cadre of wimps
    he suggests his clients plead NOLO

  • bilbo baggins
    May 19, 2020 at 6:51 am

    Fojo and his buttboy mitchell should join the Warwack rap group , it would be the perfect circle jerk.
    Fojo could be the swingman and Bristol(slutpig) could do the cleanup for half a vike

  • Urology Department Office #207
    May 19, 2020 at 6:07 am

    Mr. Fojos head looks like a newly circumcised penis. Congratulations sir, you truly are a dick head.

  • Oh no!
    May 19, 2020 at 6:05 am

    Oh no! This article has brought the holy roller spoon princess back to the comments on FB!

  • Illiterate Mahty Says
    May 19, 2020 at 1:30 am

    Remember , men at the beach must wear tight pink speedos and have dildos shoved up their ass. Its all scienced based and you cannot question it.
    Baby oil is optional, I prefer it rough. You cannot question my rules ot wisdom and dhould blindly follow because its science based and we are never going back to normal. I hate normal because I am a deviant sodomite

  • Rosie O'Donnell's Stunt Penis
    May 18, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    I would peg Mitchell

  • MJ
    May 18, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    I’ve been wondering and asking what happened so I’m glad we got the answer…congratulations TB. Whadda joke of a lawyer that balding shitstain is, sis must be humiliated

  • Metro's empty nut pouch
    May 18, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    I’m Alpha when compared to Fojo.

    • Failure Swift
      May 19, 2020 at 5:07 am

      Knock it off Metro or you will be exiled to the garage of the house I will soon own.

  • Do I look different?
    May 18, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    Masks are fun. Boo.

  • Eastern Clothing Watertown Ma.
    May 18, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    Robert does this stinging loss and the end of your career mean I
    wont have the opportunity to sell you a mans suit?

  • Paul Shanley
    May 18, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    Mitchell Fleming.I do not want to see anymore posts.
    Remember what I told you when we went camping
    in your youth.Keep quiet or the puppy gets it.

  • MAGA
    May 18, 2020 at 10:32 pm

    You wore a mask? Damn, you caved. I would have outright refused and if they forced me I would have shot a court officer in the head to PROTECT MY FREEDOMS.

  • David Byrne
    May 18, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    Fojo…..Can I PLEASE have my suit back now?????

  • Fidel Castro's Ghost
    May 18, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    Fojo.Was that raft turbocharged?

    We need to talk.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 18, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    Italian guys have big dicks? When did Unc start writing fiction?

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 18, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    Don’t any of you fuckers think about playing frisbee at the beach this weekend, especially without wearing a mask. Gloryhole boys, you’re fine, see you fellas later – Love Joseph C.

    I’m Charlie Baker and I approve this message.

  • randiguy2006
    Attention morons....
    May 18, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    The 2022 Massachusetts gubernatorial election will take place on November 8, 2022, to elect the Governor of Massachusetts. As Massachusetts does not have gubernatorial term limits, incumbent Republican Governor Charlie Baker is eligible to run for re-election to a third term in office.

  • Elton Johns Husband
    May 18, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    Mitchell Fleming has taken down his GRINDR profile.

  • randiguy2006
    May 18, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    “That’s just how things are gonna work around here now because it’s much easier to do a show then write a blog”

    Don’t kill yourself with all this “work”

  • John Wayne Gacy
    May 18, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    Fojo, I am still holding a construction job for you.See you after the law firm dissolves.

    • Jeffrey Dahmer
      May 18, 2020 at 9:04 pm

      Let me know if you need any “dissolving” help John.

      • Greta Thunberg
        May 18, 2020 at 10:23 pm

        How Dare You!!!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    May 18, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    America is in the middle of a pandemic that cost more than 85,000 jobs and the lives of millions of people.

  • Who Flung Cum
    May 18, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    Need to get that full-figured 6’ tall blonde from the club on the live show via zoom. I’d drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass to get a whiff of that box after a double shift..

  • George Zimmer
    May 18, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    OK…wasn’t that a perfect use for my drop-seat suit?
    “You’re going to like the way you look. I guarantee it!”

  • Usain Bolt
    May 18, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    Jah, mon, dat’s for true – I run de conehead 100 on dem forehead barfoot in 9.90. ‘Tis easy, mon – plenty room!

  • New teacher safe at home
    May 18, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    Crux. I love you but shit, man.

    • Tito "The" Cruz
      May 18, 2020 at 7:09 pm

      Giving me props Meng!

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 18, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    Dum Fuk lawyer graduated from Harvard?

    His class mascot named Thai Tanic.

    Nothing like going to court Mr. lawyer and verbally sodomizing yourself.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      May 18, 2020 at 9:02 pm

      You catch Wuhan flu, Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        May 19, 2020 at 7:31 am

        Nope, and never stopped working.

  • Bloop
    May 18, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    Id say you claimed another scalp but the evidence will show the scalp in question is worthless seeing as there’s barely any hair on it.

  • Nice result, TB; well-deserved
    May 18, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Isn’t it time the cleaning lady sues the impotent Greek grandpa titty-bar owner Hugh Hefner wannabe for unpaid cleaning services, and even better, fraud. Just for fun, name Hojo the pseudo-lawyer as a co-conspirator defendant just to see him make a fool of himself in a courtroom again.

    Btw, that was one of the funniest judicial decisions I’ve seen recently. The judge’s law clerk took nine days to write it because she/he/it probably couldn’t stop laughing. Just as funny is the graphic above of Hojo reading the message on his cellphone.

  • johnnyspacecommander
    May 18, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    It’s hard to imagine this all began with a tavern owner stiffing his cleaning lady. If this attorney has done anything right it is simply that he’s clearly taken the spotlight off his client for stiffing the cleaning lady (at least until he hires and stiffs the painter). Good Lord. A large part of being an effective attorney is giving wise counsel. What an embarrassment to the legal profession.

    • The lawyer should try cleaning toilets
      May 18, 2020 at 5:55 pm

      The lawyer should have told the tavern owner to ignore the post, but there are few if any billable hours in giving that advice. The advice the lawyer gives clients is the advice he thinks will benefit himself by yielding the biggest bill. But if he thinks the tavern owner ever planned to pay anything, he’s even stupider than he’s proven himself to be thus far.

  • Remedial English
    May 18, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    “cruz” of the argument? Jesus.

    • Look at your keyboard
      May 18, 2020 at 5:52 pm

      The two letters are right next to each other. You’ve never made a typo on the internet?

    • Poops Magee
      May 18, 2020 at 10:28 pm

      Go read a magazein.

  • Meow Mix
    May 18, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    Boom! Another roast of some shitstain attorney. How do these people pass the bar exam?

  • JJ
    May 18, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Congratulations on another win! Love how Bristol claims she can prove her kids were/are taken care of. The two youngest were definitely taken care of but only after they were removed from her. How does she justify all the other DCF paperwork that is still ongoing?

    • Attention, please
      May 18, 2020 at 6:00 pm

      She likes attention however she gets it.

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