Bootleg Doctor Richard Kimball From Dana-Farber Says That You Are A Selfish Ignorant Shithead Who Killed People If You Visited Family On Christmas Or Went Out On New Years Eve 


This is Dr. Paul Morrison, the Principal Scientist at Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, Director of the Molecular Biology Core Facilities at Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, – Director of the Molecular Biology Core Facilities at Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, Associate Director of the Blais Proteomics Center, Director of the Microarray Core Facility (DFCI), Director of the Microarray Core Facility (DFCI), and much more.

He cannot shut the fuck up on social media and has reportedly previously gotten in trouble at work for some racially insensitive tweets he posted, which he was forced to remove.

Anyway, he’s very smart. Way smarter than you. Which is why he recently took to Facebook to let people know that if they visited family on Thanksgiving then they killed people, and if they went out on New Years Eve they killed even more people than that.

You selfish ignorant shitheads.” – Bootleg Dr. Richard Kimball who demands we respect him because he’s an essential healthcare worker collecting a nice paycheck to do his fucking job while whining about how hard it is.

He’s also spreading completely inaccurate information that kids as young as 5 are dying from commie cold like hot cakes.

And if you doubt any of this then the pandemic is your fault because you’re willingly killing people, according to science.

And although it might seem unprofessional for a doctor at Dana Farber to post vulgar language like this, he’s only doing it because you’re too stupid to understand if he speaks in grownup language.

Dr. Paul T. Morrison hasn’t posted a thing about how you can exercise and keep your body healthy in order to better fight off COVID if you get it. Instead he’s advising folks to fight COVID the scientific way – by telling people to get the fuck away from him at Market Basket and then hitting them over the head with a six foot 2×4.

He regularly posts data on his Facebook page, but admits that he’s doing to scare the locals in Gloucester.

His colleagues agree – fear porn from rational people like Dr. Paul Morrison is the best way to combat the virus.

Shockingly he hates Donald Trump and believes everyone who voted for him is a racist asshole who should crawl into a hole.

You should have nothing but contempt for healthcare workers like this. They’re nothing but partisan, fear-mongering liars. Ignore everything they say. I don’t give a flying fuck if the hospitals are overcrowded (they’re not). It’s your job, you signed up to do it, and if you’re not up for it then retire. I don’t have to stop living my life or smother myself with a face diaper because you tell me to. Most doctors and nurses do a great job and don’t tell the rest of us that we’re murderers for seeing family around the holidays. But people like Paul Morrison disgrace the profession and Dana Farber should fire this pathetic, whiny boomer.

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56 Comment(s)
  • Dana Farber Donor (ex)
    January 6, 2021 at 12:55 pm

    I will remember this guy when Dana Farber comes asking for more donation money.

  • Merle Allin
    January 6, 2021 at 2:09 am

    I hate dudes like that. I don’t even have to hear him speak to know I wanna punch him the face. So witty, so clever, so funny—gay.

  • Paul the black cocksucker
    January 5, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    Ah Paul here’s a tip
    You can get the aids virus from sucking your negroe boyfriends dick

    also before you get your picture taken you should clean Keeshawns cum out of your hair

  • Renfroe
    January 5, 2021 at 8:46 pm

    Paul Morrison is my neighbor

    He routinely pays young negroes to fuck his wife up the ass while he films them

    Sometimes he has them fuck him up the ass also

    A liberal turd

  • Renfroe
    January 5, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    Paul Morrison is my neighbor

    He routinely pays young negroes to fuck his wife up the ass while he films them

    Sometimes he has them fuck him up the ass also

  • Patch Adams
    January 5, 2021 at 7:53 pm

    Man, what a dick bag this guy is…

  • Mom's Basement
    January 5, 2021 at 11:24 am

    I was planning to surface briefly on Groundhog Day but this guy has me thinking better of it. Anyone know when the new extra check comes in?

  • randiguy2006
    Herman Cain
    January 5, 2021 at 10:14 am

    Its a hoax!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 5, 2021 at 10:13 am

    Leslie Neilson on acid

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    January 5, 2021 at 7:57 am

    Patch Adams is a straight up pussy

  • Massholio
    January 5, 2021 at 7:54 am

    Russian whores have said one thing about American men. They lack dignity.

  • Donkey Doc
    January 5, 2021 at 7:15 am

    How come a cop or firemen or EMT posts that shit (broad vulgar opinionated posts) they get fired, but donkey doc, a leader in Medicine can act like an asshat and nothing… selective cancel culture I guess. Regardless of his degrees, employment, titles and positions, he’s a donkey and I can only imagine the shit going on in his personal life, gotta be demented

  • Prime indicators
    January 5, 2021 at 1:02 am

    Anybody that wears those clear plastic frames and says shit like “hoist a petard” is a full blown, mincing fahkin queeah.

  • MistaShift
    January 4, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    Just sayin’, this ‘Doc’ isn’t a Doc. He has a BS degree in botany and runs a lab with with expensive equipment for researchers to share. Actually, I don’t know if he runs it. He gets his name on a lot of papers, but it doesn’t mean he’s the brains behind any of them.

    So if he has a little too much lab grade ethanol once in a while and goes off on a Covid rant, no big deal. Intelligent people are even more easily mind-controlled than the average persons yet they are sure that they know whats best for everyone else. He’s probably scared shitless and wants you to be too.

  • Peter Dautel
    Deez Nutz
    January 4, 2021 at 9:27 pm

    Dr Paul…. Well known local braggart/drunkard, loves to hang out at The OSL, Bog Tavern and Anejo. Will buy him a drink, and snap a pic of him maskless next time and share with all.

    Oh! Hey Paul! The NP you’ve been fapping to is a turtle rider… she’s going to love seeing this about her favorite skeeve sleeve.

  • COVID Caskets
    January 4, 2021 at 8:12 pm

    Child caskets are selling like crazy – we just ramped up production. Visit COVIDcaskets dot com to browse our selection or place your order.

    • Maybe you should
      January 4, 2021 at 8:28 pm

      Go back to playing Second Life or something.

  • Psyience
    January 4, 2021 at 8:01 pm

    Dude – you aren’t even close to a real doctor……Ok maybe the white lab coat?

    Shut the fuck up!

  • Shove The Mask Up Your Azz
    January 4, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    I NEVER wear a mask.
    Not once since last March.
    I have been confronted ny many liberals about mask and I tell them to go fuck themselves in a polite way

    Liberal 1 you dont have a mask on.
    Me. Thats right and I dont have any underwear on either. I hang free babe

    Liberal 2. You are putting me at risk.

    Me. Whats that smell. It smells fishy. Like low tide vomitting inducing foul. You put my health at risk by not showering.

    Liberal 3. Did it ever occur to you that you are putging people in danger.

    Me. You look like a rock n roll guy. In your opinion who was the better Van Halen front man David Lee Roth ot Sammy Hagar.
    I am a Van Halen purist so I take David Lee hands down.

    Liberal what does this have to do with what we are tslking about

    Me 9h I thought we were asking each other random questions

    I fuck with liberals all day everday

    • Trump Lost
      January 4, 2021 at 7:11 pm

      I hope you all get covid

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        January 4, 2021 at 7:35 pm

        And then what? we get the sweet and sour sniffles? We go on with life after a minor inconvenience? Or do we cower like you and wish harm on people? Dickhead

      • Joe Stole
        January 5, 2021 at 1:11 am

        Up your hole with a foot long jigga pole

  • D.B. Cooper
    January 4, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    In this case, “scientist” and “democrat faggot” are synonymous.

    Fuck this asshole and all those like him.

    January 4, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    Why’s he allowed to be around rubber duckies?

  • WTF America
    January 4, 2021 at 5:43 pm

    But since he’s a librard his job nor reputation will be touched, of course! There was a doc out in Cali that was fired all because he said their lock down was doing more devastation and he thought it was safer and better for kids to be back in school, yup got black listed, probably was a MAGA. Fauci has even said in the past lock downs should be avoided at all possible and kids absolutely need to be in school….and look at that nobody bats a lash!

  • Dan O'Brien Kia
    January 4, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    Womens reading glasses and mouth like a glory hole.
    My type for sure.Keep it awesome!!!

  • Yo Quiero Taco Bell
    January 4, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    You have to let shit shitheads like this just rant, normal people look at his posts and laugh, over educated people praise him. I’d rather be part of the normal crowd, I need a good laugh daily, and people like him provide it.

  • This guy looks like a closet faggot
    January 4, 2021 at 5:01 pm

    In 1947 this guy would have been calling people idiots for not smothering their babies beds in DDT to end the spread of Malaria.

    The one thing about science, is that historically it gets proven wrong almost 100% of the time.

    • Where is hitler?
      January 4, 2021 at 5:17 pm

      I think he’d be in an oven somewhere in 1947.

      • I'll tell you where he is
        January 4, 2021 at 6:25 pm

        He is in all of your wet dreams.

        And your mom is over here in Brookline with me!

        -Little Stein

      • True Reality Speaks
        Josef Mengele
        January 4, 2021 at 8:33 pm

        No – he’d be running them while pulling out the children to run experiments on twins, red heads, etc. Science ya know.

        • Another wet dream!
          January 4, 2021 at 9:16 pm

          He was a diddler, experimenting on children, and what not.

          Also, I’m making your Ma take the Green line tonight instead of an Uber, you know, I am going to Jew her and do her!!!!

  • The REAL Spic Tormentor
    January 4, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    I think this guy is the actual spic tormentor. Guy is on here 24/7, obsessed with “Unc” and even writes the same when he gets mad about his “impostor” …. Faggot was even on here last night saying Unc owes him recognition or some shit, just like those messages.

    • Opps wrong story
      January 4, 2021 at 4:56 pm

      This was supposed to be on the Tom Derosier story, but yeah I bet its him.

      • I see you New Year's Resolution....
        January 4, 2021 at 6:16 pm

        ….to get a fucking life is not going so good.

  • Southwest Corridor
    January 4, 2021 at 4:45 pm

    Time to let Spic Tormentor take a test drive.

  • No I'm not, and don't call me Shirley!
    January 4, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    The Naked Gun dude!! (1st pic)

  • Hillary Heyward-Thomas Baldwin
    January 4, 2021 at 4:32 pm

    New year same douchebags. “I’m a scientist.” I don’t care. My body my choice.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    January 4, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    I was going to say that calling this faggot a “bootleg Richard Kimball” is a complement but Dr. Kimball lost a fight to a 1 armed heeb who had just greased his wife so yeah, total beta puss. Fitting

  • Just the facts
    January 4, 2021 at 4:09 pm

    CDC’s numbers, not mine.
    2017 Deaths in US 2,813,503 Population 325,147,121 Deaths per 100,000 865 Rate 0.9%
    2018 Deaths in US 2,839,205 Population 327,167,439 Deaths per 100,000 868 Rate 0.9%
    2019 Deaths in US 2,855,000 Population 328,239,523 Deaths per 100,000 870 Rate 0.9%
    2020 Deaths in US 2,902,664 Population 330,767,888 Deaths per 100,000 878 Rate 0.9%
    And yes this does include the COVID deaths.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    January 4, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    Ok, sure, but damn it, if Nancy needs one vote to save her Speakership we’ll fucking have someone come in a bubble with a separate entrance to vote! Its so fatal that a positive case must be flown in to vote. Hell, Wuhan China had a bigger NYE party than the entire United States!

    BTW, pay attention people.

    The US state of Massachusetts has released a plan to cut down on greenhouse-gas emissions in the next decade, and has now MANDATED all new cars that are sold in the state switch to the electric mode by 2035. State governor Charlie Baker put forward the plans for the next decade to cut down on emissions. I won’t even get into how many of these go 500 miles on single charge never mind disposing of the batteries.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Fellow Traveller
      January 4, 2021 at 8:28 pm

      What’s your NES screen name?

  • Who's The Real Winner Here?
    January 4, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    Yeah but this doctor has a JOB. You don’t. Pounding away at your keyboard (and women who aren’t married to you) from your wife’s house, telling people what to think, doesn’t count as a job, buddy. So if he’s a beta cuck….what does that make you?

    • I know!
      January 4, 2021 at 5:10 pm

      That would be the person who’s not you.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 4, 2021 at 3:43 pm

    Some advice there doctor – get off social media stat. You can have all of the opinions you want but putting them on social media is dangerous.

    Social media IS cancer.

  • Bloop
    January 4, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    “Any form of government that required the repression, imprisonment, and execution of those who disagreed with it was certainly not a government of the people”

  • Poop
    January 4, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    That dude is clearly insane I bet he has a drinking problem

  • Mask-less Morrison
    January 4, 2021 at 3:04 pm

    A more direct [ 617 ] way to let this fear mongerer know he is intolerable is [ 632 ] to call his work [ 3082 ] phone.

  • Harry Doyle
    January 4, 2021 at 2:57 pm

    Being a doctor is not necessarily an indicator of intelligence, think back to some of this kids in high school or college that got straight A’s but couldn’t chew gum and walk at the same time. Book smart with no common sense.

    These fucking retards want us to believe that even if you aren’t sick, you need to wear a mask to prevent you from spreading the virus. Bull shit. A new study out of Wuhan tested 10,000,000 people, out of them there were only 300 truly asymptomatically infected, and those 300 had close contact (within 2 meters for 15 or more minutes) with 1174 people, not one of the 1174 got the kung flu. If you aren’t sneezing or coughing don’t wear a fucking mask, if you are coughing or sneezing, stay the fuck home…..that simple.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    January 4, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    Btw this submissive looks like a store brand Barry from storage wars.

  • Pro-choice
    January 4, 2021 at 2:53 pm

    Hanukkah is a much deadlier disease with all the gas heads outside breathing. Go abort a baby doc.

  • P C
    January 4, 2021 at 2:47 pm

    I wonder what this dipshit thinks of the fact that many healthcare workers are refusing the vaccine? What tf does that tell you? I know many who won’t take it, and for good reason. I worked at a CRO and see what hoops companies have to jump through to get FDA approval on anything – given the limited news the MSM is allowing about the adverse reactions we *know* about, getting a vaccine so newly developed at this stage is basically a Phase IIIa trial, if that. No thanks.

  • LadyCop
    January 4, 2021 at 2:42 pm

    Turtleboy is right. Why trust doctors and scientists when we could take the word of a half-retard dressed in neon green blogging from his basement? It’s not like this Covid hoax is still a thing anymore.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      January 4, 2021 at 2:51 pm

      Yup it’s a total hoax but you wear your face diaper like a good lemming. It’s a virus, nothing will stop it…..nothing. Shitty face coverings,distance, restrictions do absolutely nothing. Riddle me this batgirl, where did the flu go this year? No one has it, isn’t that odd? Beaten to death? covid, shot? covid, stage 4 cancer no no no! it’s covid

      • LadyCop
        January 4, 2021 at 2:55 pm

        Taint, I’m agreeing with you, TB, Herman Cain and every other genius who accurately predicted what a wild hoax Covid has turned out to be. Of course face coverings don’t help! Look at poor TB, always wearing a mask, even at the gym working on his hot bod, and he looks sick as hell.

    • Stfu
      January 4, 2021 at 4:42 pm

      Blue lives don’t matter missy. Go cook something.

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