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Boston Globe Asking “Is This The Right Time For A White Guy” Is The Globiest Headline I’ve Ever Seen


This is the most Boston Globe headline of all time:

I haven’t read it because it’s pointless. Beto, Bernie, Biden, and any other white male should sit quietly in the background and check their privilege. Saved you a click. Now imagine the Globe put out a headline that said, “It this the right time for a black woman?” What would that be called? Oh right – racist.

It must be so terrible to be a democrat if you’re a white guy. The whole party just looks at you and secretly hates you because of who you are. Your job is to sit down, shut up, and “listen” to other people who don’t look like you lecture you about how hard life is for them compared to your carefree upbringing. This is why Elizabeth Warren pretended to be Native American – because she knew being a white person in the democratic party could only hurt her chances of rising. I for one cannot WAIT until primary season starts. Get used to stuff like this, because the debates are just gonna be an offshoot of the oppression olympics.

“You don’t believe in reparations!!”

“You said all lives matters!!”

“You support putting criminals in jail!”

“You didn’t vote for impeachment!!”

“You called Mike Pence a decent man!”

“You didn’t grow up on food stamps!!”

That’s the beauty of primaries – they usually end up giving us the most radical and least electable candidate possible. My prediction always has been Beto, but I might be changing on that because I underestimated how much of an identity politics cult the left has become. It’s definitely gonna be one of the following – Beto, Bernie, Biden, Kamala. No one else can realistically win. Bernie and Biden are just so, so old, but they’re also the two most popular. Gun to my head right now, I would say Kamala Harris wins this thing though. She’s black and she’s female, and as you can see from this Globe headline those are the only things that really matter.


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32 Comment(s)
  • Donald John Trummp
    March 18, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    Biden could conceivably beat Trump – it would not be unimaginable. Yet even he is now – dare I say it? – too conservative for the democratic primary voters. They want a far left socialist nut job.

  • Wwy
    March 16, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    You people read Jew news and believe it,lol. Their noses are huge for a reason.

    • Piss Face
      March 18, 2019 at 9:05 pm

      Shut the f*** up you obvious liberal troll plant. Only a leftist socialist could
      be as anti-Semitic as you. Is your name Ilhan Omar by chance?

  • Trump family dynasty
    March 15, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    I for one am registering democrat when it comes time to vote the primaries in my state. I encourage every republican and independent to do the same. Especially in Mass and NH. NH is so compromised by the wealthy mass holes who own a vacation home in NH and register to vote there because they already know the outcome in Mass. The democrat field is a fucking shitshow, unfortunately we will all be disappointed in the debates because none of them will get down and dirty unless its biden. Bernie will be given a pass. Beto has the dui and his nickname to his credit so he will fare well. Bascially the idea is to vote for the most ridiculous candidate possible. Republicans aren’t doing shit unless they are in lockstep with trump. So vote democrat, give your vote to the biggest retard and in the general, vote Trump.

  • ElJefe72
    March 15, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Vote for Franken/Stein for the Democratic nominee!!

  • JoeMomma
    March 15, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Just wait till us white guys decide it’s time to stop paying taxes.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    March 15, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Uncle, you are close but please catch up. The DNC primary is a Potemkin process. All show and a way to launder money to fund their media allies. The nomination is decided by a small cabal. They’ve already picked Harris. She’s a twofer from their favorite conquered state, California. I’d bet my house on it.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Globe Muslim Sympethizerd
    March 15, 2019 at 10:07 am

    Seems like the Globe is rushing to judgement with the muslim new zealand story. How come isis isnt tellingn its members to hold judgement and instead have candlelight vigils and hashtags.
    Instead the savages vow revenge and the globe concurs.
    Dont worry globe when it cones to terrorism the muslims are leading 1 million attacks to one.
    The globe says go palestine. I say go new zealand.

    • King Solomon
      March 15, 2019 at 3:38 pm

      Yeah this was a fucking psycho thing to do but nobody would have died if they just stayed in Bangladesh and not get welfare from people who don’t even know where Bangladesh is.

  • Barry
    March 15, 2019 at 10:02 am

    If this is a mainstream point of view then I’m going to have to do a 180 and concede that Boston is in fact the most racist city in the country.

    • Barry
      March 15, 2019 at 10:27 am

      Just to clarify by “this” I’m referring to the Globe headline.

  • Stunt Penis
    March 15, 2019 at 9:49 am

    I’ve always voted for the candidate I think will do the best job… whether it be a woman, a latino, a black guy, or a muslim. I really don’t give a shit who you are or what you look like, as long as you can get the job done. It’s the same way I run my business — I’m going to hire the best candidate I can, because I’m in business for one reason, and one reason only — to make money, and the smartest person I can hire to do a job is going to maximize my return on that investment.

    The balkanization of the american populace by the democrat party is an extremely dangerous path we are going down. What they are effectively doing is turning each of us, through their identity politics, into separate “tribes” and then putting one another at each others’ throats.

    We have seen over the past decade tensions between those segments grow… and over time, if this trend does not stop, violence will ensue, and we will have an all out race war between these groups, as each group will feel more and more aggrieved as a result of the actions of another.

    So, folks… a race war *is* coming. The “ethnic cleansing” you have seen in numerous other 3rd world countries will eventually come here, it is the natural outcome of the democrat party strategy. These facts are irrefutable.

    My advice, especially if you’re white, or you have daughters you care about: Buy guns. A lot of guns. And ammo. When you think you have enough ammo, buy more ammo, because you can never have too much ammo. Finally, invest in edged and blunt force weapons. No matter how much ammo you have, eventually it runs out, and nothing makes a better backup weapon than an aluminum baseball bat with a dozen 8 inch galvanized spiral landscape spikes through the tip.

    You will thank me.

    • Stunt Penis
      March 15, 2019 at 9:58 am

      …and for those who are a member of the Stunt Penis Book of the Month Club:

      The Disuniting of America: Reflections on a Multicultural Society
      by Arthur Meier Schlesinger

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 15, 2019 at 12:15 pm

      Minorities’ rights, womens’ rights, BLT123s’ rights, or equal rights?

  • Retarded Turtles, Didn't Get the MEMO
    March 15, 2019 at 9:12 am

    Its this political bullshit that holds Turtleboy Sports back. Stick to mom fucking multiple pop stories, it suits you all better.

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    March 15, 2019 at 7:57 am

  • Geronomos Last Stand
    March 15, 2019 at 1:30 am

    Rapid demographic change will turn once great America into a third world shithole.

  • Travis Rearick
    Francis Sidebottom
    March 14, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    I have a small pp and I’m jealous of all the turtle riders who have big pp

  • John Henry’s Circus Jerk
    March 14, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    The funny thing about the left is eventually they have to hold themselves to the same standards they hold everyone else. What you are seeing is a party devouring themselves from the inside out. Lizzie warren and heritage, Bernie a commie sycophant with harrassment charges of his own, Biden (well i can only imagine his skeletons). Go ahead democrats, give it your best.

    • Y
      March 15, 2019 at 11:07 am

      Agreed. I can’t wait til the gloves come off and the dirty laundry gets aired.
      Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke (fine Irish name) is your typical soy-boy, masquerading as a Latino, but his DWI might be his demise:

      • Y
        March 15, 2019 at 11:08 am

      • Y
        March 15, 2019 at 11:27 am

        Beto’s website contains ZERO policy positions, but you can buy tons of merch.
        PS, this video is cringe city:

      • Y
        March 15, 2019 at 2:19 pm

        “My greatest accomplishment is being defeated by Ted Cruz in my home state.”
        -Beta O’Rourke

  • Give a Lib a Throatslit
    March 14, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    Only libs give a fuck about non-whites. Worthless party.

  • White Power Ranger
    March 14, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    You want to be an apologetic white then you get eaten alive.
    Fuck him, may he be torn to shreds for betraying his people and siding with that party of dindu worshipping Commies.

    • White Power Ranger
      March 14, 2019 at 10:12 pm

      Not to suggest the Republican party isn’t bought and sold by Israel…but still, the POC worship cult needs to be “brought to heel” to quote Hillary.

    • Reactionary
      March 14, 2019 at 11:11 pm

      Trump and the rest of the GOP immediately condemned Ilhan Omar for mentioning AIPAC. How many times did they public condemn Antifa for assaulting MAGA hat wearing conservatives in public?

      Where’s the outcry when the corrupt DOJ goes after right leaning groups that defend themselves in public against Antifa?

    March 14, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    You forgot the one other thing was the Democratic party thinks when they see a white man: there’s where we get the money to pay for everything that we give to everyone else.

      March 14, 2019 at 9:56 pm

      Voice-to-text, ugh!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Give a Lib a Throat Punch
      March 15, 2019 at 11:06 am

      Doesn’t matter. Those that donate are cucks and those that vote Democrat are useful idiot lemmings. They’re cutting their own throats and paying for the privilege. This is what a dumbed down electorate brings. Thank a lib.

  • Barry Soetro AKA the Great Divider
    March 14, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    I hate to break it to the Democratic Party but their 8 year experiment failed miserably. It set this country back a half a century. Every top position in DC was filled by other than white people. It was a massive failure. The DOJ may never recover after Holder and Lynch. The Globe should shut the fuck up because Tate the most white bread paper in the country and they’re failing too

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    March 14, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    It’s time for a woman of color. Vote Warren 2020.

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