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Boston Globe Columnist Luke O’Neil Opines That He Wishes He Urinated In Bill Kristol’s Food Because He’s Conservative, Disparages “Retards,” Urges You To Punch Trump Supporters

 

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There’s two main way that Trump Derangement Syndrome can be manifested:

  1. In the form of whining and perpetual victimhood; i.e. “As an intersectional disabled transgender midget of color, Trump has hurt me by doing xyz.”
  2. In the form of aggressive, threatening, hardo tweeting in order to look like a bad ass and get some retweets.

The Boston Globe’s Luke O’Neil is the latter.

As you can see, he’s every guy who wants to talk to you about his favorite craft beer and indie punk rock bands you have no desire to hear about. Obviously then he was the chosen opinion columnist the Globe called on to write about Kirstjen Nielsen resigning as Trump’s evil henchwoman of immigration policy. Keep in mind that this is a newspaper whose slogan is “a higher bar” for journalism. The same newspaper who last year went after WEEI’s advertisers because Christian Fauria did an Asian accent on the air while pretending to be Tom Brady’s agent. According to editor Shirley Leung, “It’s time to force a change.”

And she did so by going into activist mode and calling WEEI advertisers, pressuring them to drop WEEI unless they gave into the Globe’s demands for meaningless sensitivity training and the ouster of Kirk Minihane from the top rated morning show in New England.

However, Luke O’Neil shouldn’t be judged because he looks like the guy who will stab you outside of a Korn concert because you looked at the door knocker hanging from his nose for too long:

If he works for the Globe he has to be professional and dignified, because there’s no way on earth they’d ever publish someone who peddles “cheap and vile shock.”

Oh.

The column can basically be summed up as follows:

  • Everyone who worked for Trump is a Nazi
  • Nazis are terrible people
  • Citizens should harass and intimidate these Nazis in public to the point where they have no choice but to sit in their house and order takeout every night
  • Anyone on the left who suggests that this is not an effective tactic at winning hearts and minds from the right is complicit with the Nazis

It got off to a strong start with the first sentence:

Oh good, the Boston Globe is promoting urging waiters to urinate in the food they serve to conservatives. If that’s not a “higher bar,” I don’t know what is. The best part is that Ms. Offended tweeted the link out from her blue checkmarked account:

So it’s not just some columnist going off the rail. It’s the editor endorsing it on her platform.

The ironic part here is that Bill Kristol is someone that every conservative below the age of 40 laughs at now, as he’s still trying to get right wingers to jump into his “Never Trump” lifeboat. He’s one of those old neocons who kept himself relevant by proving to the left that he’s one of the “good ones” via constantly bashing Trump. Him and Ana Navarro do brunch every Sunday.

But wait, it gets better.

The Globe must’ve gotten a ton of blowback from all around the country for this hot take on “civility,” because without consulting with Luke O’Neil they changed it from “pissing” on Bill Kristol’s food to…..

Defiling it. According to the Internet defiling can be defined as, “to violate the chastity of (a woman).” So taking away the fish’s innocence before serving it is “a higher bar” for the Globe than urinating on it. 

A real newspaper would issue an editor’s note explaining why they made this decision, but the Globe isn’t a real newspaper so they chose not to. As if readers wouldn’t notice and they somehow wouldn’t look worse by doing so.

Finally, late last night they issued a third version of the first sentence with an editor’s note:

“Did not meet Globe standards.”

Ummmm….

She’s an editor. Her job is to decide if columns fit the standards before publishing. Not only did she choose to publish it, she then used her Twitter account to promote it. It obviously met Globe standards, because Globe standards do not exist. They are interchangeable based on the wokeness of the columnist.

Don’t worry thought, they kept in the important parts about physically attacking private citizens over politics, and demeaning people who don’t live within 100 miles of the ocean.

Who could’ve possibly seen this coming though? It’s not like a quick look at this guy’s twitter account shows him disparaging the mentally delayed.

Or urging people to physically assault other citizens who happen to have different political opinions.

Or simply look like someone who might grow up to be someone you disagree with.

Or urge gun owners to murder people.

Or use shock jock techniques in order to grow readership.

(LOL, at him referring to the Globe as “one nerd place” and them hiring him anyway)

I wonder what his thoughts were when John McCain died.

Your move Trump!

I know the Globe hates racism too, and wouldn’t stand for someone who made racially charged jokes on social media.

He was loving the fame because he’s a Type 2 TDS patient. He gets off on taunting all the right wingers who were mad at him, and embraced the ratio because he’s essentially a shock jock troll who the Globe presents to the public as a columnist. Then the Globe completely neutered his first sentence and the next thing you know…..

If you’re counting at home, that’s now 2 Globe columnists who currently have private Twitter accounts – Luke O’Neil and Kevin Cullen. The idea that ANY journalist would want to keep their verified accounts “private” so that “only” 36,500 people can see it, is so Globey it hurts. Think about it. These people are paid to be public figures, which is why they get the blue checkmarks in the first place, and yet they’re hiding form the public (which is so dumb because you still have enough followers to fill up Fenway Park). If you make your account private at any time then you should surrender your blue checkmark for ever, because you’re no longer a public figure.

Then again, Luke O’Neil is one of those guys who felt the need to go public with the news that he could no longer root for the Patriots due to the fact that Tom Brady golfed with Trump before. So he’ll probably get a raise. He set the bar so high Trigglypuff can jump over it.

 

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56 Comment(s)
  • Pussy Detector
    April 14, 2019 at 5:01 am

    ~~BEE BOOP BEE BOOP BEE BOOP BEE BOOP~

    Wow, this is one of the strongest readings I’ve ever picked up. Luke really is a giant pussy. The only punches hes seen are fruit and Hawaiian. He’s never been in a fight in his life. The irony in this joker making fun of mental disabled people is thick. That’s because he’s what the Soviets liked to call a “useful idiot”.

  • Name
    April 12, 2019 at 7:48 am

    If I see this sissy at the Korn concert in August. I’m going to drag this little cupcake into the mosh pit and see how tough he really is.

    • Paul
      April 13, 2019 at 10:29 am

      See him at the Model Cafe in Allston. Really just another upper middle class kid that never worked a grueling hour in his life, Not that tough. Leave him alone.

  • Luke O'Neil is the Real Boston Globe
    April 12, 2019 at 5:26 am

    Guaranteee!! Luke O’neil clubs people with a bicycle lock from behind a black mask and hoodie and behind a line of antifa ebt warriors then runs away.

    Calling for a 4Chan investigation of this cuck.

  • whatevuh
    April 11, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    My only hope is, when Luke goes out to eat at a restaurant, someone recognizes him, and a conservative in the kitchen adds something to his food . . . Karma little bitch, and you’ll never know it’s coming, be afraid, very afraid. LOL

  • Beardo McZero
    April 11, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    The only thing worse than this fairy’s writing is his paint-by-numbers whiny emo music. Compared to his crap, 1-877-KARS FOR KIDS is Sgt. Fucking Pepper. Yoko Ono’s farts are more musical.

  • Globe Teabagger Luke
    April 11, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Luke looks like a cum guzzling sodomite who will stalk you after a Korn concert and beg to suck your dick and eat your asshole.
    What else is there to say.

  • Father O’Touchahan
    April 11, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    Hello my children. May the Bryan Marquaes be with you, and also with you. Today’s sermon discusses accountability. As we know from the book of Job 69:69, Bryan Marquard sought out father Bernie Sanders state so that he would not have to register as a heretic. Pontious pilot was correct, the media is fucked. May the Brian McGoury be with you, and also with you.

  • Randall Guy
    April 11, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    He gets paid to write.

    How about you?

    • Mr. Sunshine
      April 11, 2019 at 2:35 pm

      Getting paid to write doesn’t equate to intelligence nor does it mean you have contributed anything even remotely relevant or positive to society. This is a very bitter and deranged individual who will no doubt lead a miserable and meaningless life.
      Just knowing how truly miserable he must be on a daily basis is makes me smile.

    • duhh .. ummm
      April 12, 2019 at 5:11 am

      Peeps on the internet get paid to eat, doesn’t make them a chef.

      Now go eat the corn out of his shit b/c you are a gourmet.

  • Well, No Shit
    April 11, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    How did Luke’s mom find out that he was gay?

    She noticed that his dick tasted like shit.

  • Milf Assessor
    April 11, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Luke you beta cuck bitch

    If you and any other loser touch me in my MAGA hat trust that you’ll sleep for a week if you know what I mean

    Fucking punk ass loser

    MAGA winning

    • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
      April 11, 2019 at 2:50 pm

      @MILFAssessor, he did say for John McCain to eat shit and wanted to defecate in Never Trumper Bill Kristol’ salmon so he does have 2 examples of redeemable social value.

  • The Hound
    April 11, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    I would love to stick not one, but two chickens up this bearded cunt’s ass.

  • Reb Biker
    April 11, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    Luke O’neil is a communist dick sucking faggot. I guarantee you he will be knocked out within a month. Soyboy faggot cocksuckah

    • Yankee Biker
      April 12, 2019 at 11:41 pm

      I second your assessment of the beta bitch.
      It might take a little longer than a month because you know he’s going to hide in some dark corner of some Cambridge shithole that sells lattes, curried mystery meat and sjw butthurt.
      He will surface, though. Probably try to talk some shit after working up the courage to confront a “nazi” in real life and get his ass handed to him. Bonus points if a MAGA hat is worn. 2X if a get-back whip is used, lol.

  • General Burkhalter
    April 11, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    This Soy Boy is suffering from Acute Trump Derangement Syndrome. Fuck the Globe for publishing Beta’s horseshit. Would love to give him a good old fashioned ass kicking!

  • MILFmanJack
    April 11, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Hey fuck boy Luke….try punching this Republican and see how that goes for you, you fucking little soy-boy, beta male, cock-licking, twinkle-toes faggot.

  • Citypoint
    April 11, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    He looks like the doorman at a gay bar.

  • Melvin R
    April 11, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    The odds are better than good that anyone with a beard AND glasses is an asshole of at least one variety or another.

    • Melvin is a twat. Change My Mind.
      April 12, 2019 at 4:13 am

      Hello Melvin,
      I have glasses and a beard. Would you like to call me an asshole?
      If you do it in person, you get to swallow some of your mustard colored chiclets for the extra low price of absolutely free.
      I swear to God, some people post just to feel like they’re somebody.

      • Nee Chi
        April 12, 2019 at 10:30 am

        Well you CERTAINLY sound like an asshole now.

        I’m laughing at you, you little twat. ROFLOL

        • smdh
          April 12, 2019 at 11:30 pm

          Yet another chimes in just to be seen. The point is proven again. Eat a bag of dicks, anal cock sheath. You and Mel can take turns tucking the hemorrhoids back in.

          P.S. – Nice job answering the wrong post, you incompetent shitstick.

  • Loser
    April 11, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    This guy is a straight up piece of shit. To use the word “Retard.” That’s not okay. Nothing about this Sick bastard is.

    • Nee Chi
      April 12, 2019 at 10:20 am

      Well you CERTAINLY sound like an asshole now.

      I’m laughing at you, you little twat. ROFLOL

  • Milodog
    April 11, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    I’ll bet this guy has really soft hands

  • Aaron Hernandez Ghost
    April 11, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Would ….

  • Joachim Pfeiffer
    April 11, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Come here and meet mein Schmeizer and see what a real Nazi can do meine kleine bearded one.

  • z
    April 11, 2019 at 11:46 am

    I believe Bill Kristol supported the DEMOCRAT black face Gov. of Virginia.
    The gov. who still has a job, because racism is only a conservative thing.

  • z
    April 11, 2019 at 11:43 am

    Your mentioning of craft beer.
    I’m picturing the hipster in the Danny Trejo beer commercial who’s looking for a craft beer with a taste of leather in it. Not shoe leather, but belt leather.

    • Y
      April 11, 2019 at 11:44 am

      • Hugh Mungous
        April 11, 2019 at 12:12 pm

        On top of your game once again. Billy Barty would kick the shit out of this puke.

        • Y
          April 11, 2019 at 12:15 pm

          Some fuck-face, probably Randall/Clive/Nadia, has been perpetrating…

        • Y
          April 11, 2019 at 12:21 pm

  • No Standards
    April 11, 2019 at 11:35 am

    Might be worthwhile to ask (617) Brian McGrory (548) why he would allow (2580) this to be printed. Of course, he has his own issues …..

  • Great Line!
    April 11, 2019 at 11:30 am

    The Trigglypuff line at the end was gold!

    • Big Wick
      April 11, 2019 at 2:55 pm

      Ha, I was gonna say that, congrat’s for getting it in first!

  • Y
    April 11, 2019 at 11:10 am

    Luke is one of those losers/pussies from high school who grew a beard, got tattooed, and now thinks he’s bad-ass. In other words, he’s a beta-cuck.

  • Mary Jane Rottencrotch
    April 11, 2019 at 11:04 am

    This little shit actually believes he’s a tough guy. Look at him putting his tough face on while taking a selfie. Hahaha. What a little bitch. A few tattoos and an overgrown beard doesn’t make you tough. Telling people to punch others because of a different belief is wrong and not realistic. Look at your fellow Libs and realize testicular fortitude isn’t one of your strengths. Go take some more selfies you pussy.

    • Mary Jane Rottencrotch's Pretty Pink Panties
      April 11, 2019 at 4:22 pm

      Amen!

  • Liawatha
    April 11, 2019 at 11:01 am

    This town needs more fair and unbiased journalists like Luke O’Neil.

    • Loser
      April 11, 2019 at 12:50 pm

      YA okay RETARD! Your boys favorite word.

  • Independent Thinker
    April 11, 2019 at 10:54 am

    What a POS! Be careful about threatening to piss on someone’s food. And if the wrong person finds out you pissed on their food, be prepared for a violent reaction, especially if they carry.

    The Globe sure has fallen far. Doesn’t say much about the owner either, although my guess is that he feels if he brings Kraft down, he will be the new “king” in Boston, but he will never measure up to Robert Kraft and all he has done for others. He was probably behind taking the Yawkey name down in the Fenway. Perhaps the Yawkey Foundation needs think about making changes to the various causes they support.

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    April 11, 2019 at 10:44 am

    There’s no one redeeming quality left of the Globe. I’m glad their Dorchester facility was shut down. A sign of the future for the rest of the worthless franchise.

  • SJW Faggots
    April 11, 2019 at 10:39 am

    This guy needs to start his new job by sucking cock behind his favorite dumpster. By the way Bill Kristol isn’t a conservative and neither is Mittens Romney.

  • bigdaddy
    April 11, 2019 at 10:37 am

    “Did not meet Globe standards.” They have standards : really?

    • Kevin Cullen
      April 11, 2019 at 10:40 am

      The have the highest journalistic standards and I am proof of that

  • Chip Striker
    April 11, 2019 at 10:37 am

    Oh look, he’s the only one white male with the shaved sides, hair on top and an overgrown beard. Nobody else has that haircut.
    What a fucking follower and a loser, who knows the real he didn’t piss on that salmon is the fish would have seen how little and unoriginal his dick is.

    Sweet haircut and style you unoriginal uneducated phony follower.

    • Y
      April 11, 2019 at 11:41 am

      • Big Wick
        April 11, 2019 at 3:23 pm

        Great clip again, Y. Always like your video perception. F***ing hipsters! And Beto, too!

      • Tard Nation
        April 12, 2019 at 5:05 am

        “Welcome to the Age of Stupidity, Hail the rise of the Idiot”

        Well said Sir, can always count on the Brits or Aussies for a reality check.

        Or in American “the low information crowd” aka Obama/Hillary/AOC voters.. El Rushbo.

    • Proud Boy
      April 11, 2019 at 1:08 pm

      It’s ironic that they’re all copying Gavin McInnis.

  • True justice
    April 11, 2019 at 10:30 am

    Puke O’Neil, your so tough. I’m a republican, where do you want to meet so you can punch me in the face, your mothers basement?

  • Rich
    April 11, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Everything about the Globe sucks, starting with John Henry. And the Globe (Henry) is trying to force the release of the Kraft massage video. I can guarantee you that if the situation were reversed, Kraft would never do that to Henry. Liberals suck.

    • John Henry's Ghost
      April 11, 2019 at 12:24 pm

      I believe it is Linda Pizutti who is running the show at the Globe. John Henry is out at the local massage parlor. Would!!

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