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Boston Globe Really Wants To See Bob Kraft’s Womb Broom, Files Lawsuit To Release The Handjob Tape Which Totally Isn’t Creepy

 

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The Boston Globe continues to be the leader in hard hitting news:


Last week, a number of media organizations filed a joint motion opposing Robert Kraft’s motion to have evidence suppressed by protective order in his solicitation case. The Boston Globe is joining in on the intervention in hopes that the alleged video of Kraft be released to the public, attorney Daniel Wallach reported on Wednesday night. Kraft’s legal team filed its motion on March 20 to prevent evidence in the case from going public. Police claim they have video of the Patriots owner paying cash for sexual favors at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, Fla.

They’re not even trying to pretend that they’re not TMZ anymore. What are they gonna do with this tape exactly? Why would ANYONE want to see a video of Bob Kraft getting a kielbasa crank? We all know what happened. Totally NOT creepy.

Keep in mind, last year the Globe announced that they employed a man who was a serial sexual harasser. But yet they didn’t release his name until WEEI outed him for them. Now all of a sudden they’re concerned with transparency and shaming sexual deviants. Makes sense.

Also keep in mind, the Globe is owned by the Red Sox, and they’re insanely jealous that the Patriots are the top dog in town. Any criticism of the Red Sox is off the table, and any smear job of the Pats is welcomed and sought out. The Patriots should retaliate by giving the Globe the Acosta treatment and just ban them outright from Gillette. Seriously, what right do they have to cover this team? This is a privately owned team, and the Globe is going out of their way to embarrass and humiliate the owner of the team so they can sell newspapers. Cut them off completely and watch how quickly they get their shit together once they’re the only media outlet in town that doesn’t get to cover the most popular team in town.

 

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35 Comment(s)
  • Kraft forever
    April 4, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    I’m sure Kraft will use his high connections to dig a little deeper in John Henry’s personal life. Hey, John, sell the Sox, we all hate you and what you and your cabal of wide eyed lefty lowlifes represent. Go buy the San Fran Giants.

    • Katie Couric Tell All
      April 4, 2019 at 3:29 pm

      I am sure Katie could fill in the details about Tom and John Henry.
      Cant wait fir Katies tell all book

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    April 4, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Henry just wants to see if Kraft is packing more than his 2 inches when rock(ish) hard.

  • Joe Biden
    April 4, 2019 at 11:03 am

    Release the video!

    • Biden Is A Fluffer
      April 4, 2019 at 3:31 pm

      Its just a hand release and not a money shot you buffoon

  • Y
    April 4, 2019 at 10:32 am

    The Globe is the paper/digital version of CNN.

  • Randall Guy
    April 4, 2019 at 10:18 am

    “…the Globe is going out of their way to embarrass and humiliate…”

    Hey they are stealing TBs business model !

    (except they are making money)

    • Y
      April 4, 2019 at 10:35 am

      I thought you died…what a shame

    • Randall Guy's Dad
      April 4, 2019 at 11:08 am

      My son enjoys being with older gentlemen.

  • Anderson Pooper Coooper
    April 4, 2019 at 10:09 am

    I want to see Krafts slong and orgasm face. Maybe I can bring him over to the dark side of glory holes after my interview condeming his behavior.I will try to bring out his Aaaron Hernandez side. As you know I was the moral authority on Trump. Try not to laugh I know it seems ironic but this is how the world works today.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    April 4, 2019 at 9:51 am

    My guess on how this turns out – video is supressed in criminal proceedings as unlawful surveillance despite the court order which they got in the first place, but the video gets leaked anyway. If Russians can hack into the DNC server than i’m pretty sure a moderately skilled computer hacker can get into the Florida County police and DA’s server. Password is marino13, probably.

  • Uncle Joe put his finger in me !!!
    April 4, 2019 at 9:43 am

    I don’t care what Kraft did. I’m more concerned about a Democratic presidential candidate molesting kids and swimming naked in the WH pool while having his security detail watch. This guy is a true perv and is most definitely off his fucking rocker. He’s like one of those old strokers who try to act young and cool and hits on his teenage kid’s friends.

    • Y
      April 4, 2019 at 9:57 am

  • This Old Hammer
    April 4, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Killed John Henry.

  • LOB
    April 4, 2019 at 8:41 am

    If you haven’t already, stop buying the Boston Globe. At $3/day & $6 on Sunday is a joke for the trash they put out.

    • Citypoint
      April 4, 2019 at 1:50 pm

      Wouldn’t wrap fish in the Glob.

  • Post Malone
    April 4, 2019 at 8:19 am

    Why should Robert Kraft get a pass for his rachetdness?

    • Y
      April 4, 2019 at 9:55 am

      He’s not getting a pass; his reputation has been severely tarnished.
      But, let’s not forget, it is just a hand-job and he had NO idea those women were trafficked.
      The guy has brought New England 2 decades of winning, and above all else, he’s been more philanthropic than any other game in town.
      A hand-job, it’s just a hand noogie, nothing to see here, move on.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        April 4, 2019 at 1:19 pm

        You forgot the bj on day 2 from the spa owner or manager. Big whoop, he needed some adventure. I like him more now than before. lol

  • Batman
    April 4, 2019 at 7:41 am

    Dr creepy just wants to show his douchebag wife what a real cock is. A bunch of local and national networks are pushing for the video too. Wtf, this isn’t news, the fact he may have gotten a hand job is news. The video of said handjob is not news. How about the globe actually report on something important??? Nah, we’ll just attack conservatives. Never another dime for the Sox or the globe. G f y John Henry .

  • Father O’Touchahan
    April 4, 2019 at 7:34 am

    The good book stateth: “keep yo hands off the kids creepy uncle
    Joe!” The book of Randall 3:21 states: Randall Guy doth bitheth the pillow as his cukka hut is split by the local ass spelunkers. Bless me as it has been 74 years since my last confession. Say ten Hail Marys and touch me where I pee.

    • Hugh Mungous
      April 4, 2019 at 9:32 am

      Brilliantly said Padre

    • Y
      April 4, 2019 at 10:33 am

      Padre and Hugh, two of my favorite hermanos.

  • Bent Musburger
    April 4, 2019 at 7:20 am

    The Red Sox ruled, and the Patriots were a bad joke until 2002. Then it was all about pro football, and baseball’s biggest demo was the over 65 crowd. No wonder Dr. Creepy is butthurt.

  • Friend of Trump = Guilty
    April 4, 2019 at 5:49 am

    It’s only a crime if you don’t belong to the Party. Communists on the march the elites in every Communist country are wealthy and above the law. Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh was accused of drugging women and running gang rape parties when he was 15. With no evidence the media presented it as fact.

  • Joe Dry Humping Children
    April 4, 2019 at 5:23 am

    Sacrificing their daughters on the alter of Democrat politics.

  • Pervy Joe Biden Hero of the Left.
    April 4, 2019 at 5:12 am

    Leftist hero and Sociopath sexual predator Joe Biden.

  • True justice
    April 4, 2019 at 4:20 am

    The globe sucks. John Henry is a jealous douchbag. Lets do a complete deep dive into his past and Tom Werners as well. Let’s see what turtleboy team can find

    • betty ford
      April 4, 2019 at 9:43 am

      Love it! Only problem is I don’t think we’ll find much of anything.

      Look at John Henry or Tom Werner. Do they look like they were banging cocktail waitresses three deep in between hits of window pane in college? Probably the worst we’d find on either of them was that they were beat up by the chess team, which then warrant more stupid fcking anti-bullying crap my kids have to sit through..

  • All The News Thats Made Up To Print
    April 4, 2019 at 3:01 am

    The Globe just wants pictures of Krafts orgasm face.
    That way they can have opposing teams fans armed with 50,000 Kraft orgasm face pictures each and every away game. It will make for great television and multiple late night comic jokes.
    The SJW can protest at each game and talk about how violent football is and repeat the false stat that women get beat on SuperBowl Sunday.

    • Dr. Kildaire
      April 4, 2019 at 10:13 am

      That my friend is a GREAT idea!

  • Bank Shot For 3
    April 4, 2019 at 1:58 am

    If he wasn’t convicted of a crime, it will remain sealed.

  • Wwy
    April 4, 2019 at 1:01 am

    Who respects a diddling kike who cheats,oh ya TB been sucking his dick for years now.

    • You're A Feltcher
      April 4, 2019 at 1:56 am

      You sound jealous, instead of whining just get on your knees boy.

    • Facial!
      April 4, 2019 at 1:13 pm

      TB has knee pads and a bib to catch the jizz, that he can’t swallow!

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