Boys Beat Up On Girls Because Progress, Worcester PD Video Brings Out Golden Ratchets, The Patch Organizes Boycott Of Racist Andover Businesses

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Boys finished first and second in the Connecticut State Championship GIRLS track meet and this is apparently OK because….progress. The latest viral “police brutality” video comes from Worcester, and it’s brought out some of Worcester’s finest for commentary. And the North Andover and Tewskbury Patch urge a boycott of Andover businesses for being racist.

1 Comment(s)
  • The Vorlon
    June 13, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    If it has a Y chromosome, it’s male, even if it pees sitting down.

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