• Braintree High Territory War Over Parking Gets Entitled Crotch Fruit Rightfully Spanked With Tickets – Butthurt Ensues



    When you get territorial over a parking lot you might be an idiot. 
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    I know I’ve said it about a million times but the love I have for sassy cops on social media is real. There is something about a law enforcement officer calling themselves “PO-PO” that just ends me. 
    Well, let’s add the Braintree fuzz to the latest list of hysterical departments that make my heart sing. 

    Seems a group of entitled prick Seniors decided to teach the Juniors a lesson. They did so by parking like a bunch of morons and creating a cluster fuck of the parking lot.

    Look at this mess. 

    They didn’t even consider any of the other kids who knew where to park. Just did whatever they wanted. I guess that’s what happens when you send your snotty little precious asshole to school in an Audi.

    They don’t own this parking lot. In fact, they aren’t even entitled to it. It’s a privilege in every high school in the area. 

    Well, seems the administration and the police didn’t think this was funny. 

    Probably because it’s the lamest “prank” in the history of high school pranks. I can’t even call it that because this wasn’t amusing. It was a bunch of entitled twats not getting their way. They didn’t go to administration to let them handle it. They had to have a dick measuring contest with the class under them. 

    Anyways, the fuzz took action and slammed every student who parked like a loser with a ticket. Total win. 

    I personally think that any kid who did this should have those privileges revoked for the remainder of their final year. Then, the juniors should host a victory bonfire and dance around it like in Lord of the Flies. 

    As per usual the crotch fruit and the fruit-bearing crotch fruit trees that spawned them came out of the woodwork to say it wasn’t cool to ticket these turds. Why? Because the parents were the ones who would be paying the tickets. 

    Robin, you’re a fucktard. End of story. 

    Make your kid pay the money. Double super end of story. 

    Right, so you send your kid to school in a luxury car, they act entitled, suffer to consequences for said entitlement, and then you pay the ticket instead of making them pay that whopping $15. 

    Give me a fucking break. This is what we call shitty parenting. 

    At least one parent was going to do the right thing: 

    Deana, you’re a good egg. We like you. E-high five.  

    Then we had all of the slurpturds who had an issue with “ruining the fun.” 

    Shellie clearly loves authority and may moonlight as a Twilight Cosplayer. 


    Joe and Shellie – thank you for perpetuating the issue of Millenial entitlement. Get these fucking kids a K car and make them learn that actions have consequences.

    Did the seniors go to the administration to let the people in charge know what was going on? Nah, taking things in to your own hands because they were slightly inconvenienced totally deserves excuse making. 

    Good on your Braintree fuzz. You totally deserved that mic drop and we applaude you. 

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    Discussion

    1. shakin my head


      Same ole same ole “They’re good kids” and when they break the net law “they didn’t hurt anyone whats the big deal” and when they get a DUI ” They made a mistake everyone does” and when they kill someone driving while texting or driving under the influence ” It was an accidentttt. These parents need to get a grip ,,They teach their kids its ok to do whatever they want with no consequences. Until there are and mommy and daddy cant get them out of it,

    2. Irishcurse


      That cunt Robin complaining about a
      15$ ticket. How it will have a adverse affect on the kids. She says the parents will end up having to pay the fine. Her husband will be upset because that will cut into his weekly budget of getting handjobs from hobos. She is unfuckable.

    3. Mmanager


      I believe to park at BR cost $180.00 for the school year, and you are assigned a parking space. Maybe Braintree should look into a system like that
      His

    4. Stunt Penis


      Should have just towed the vehicles along with the ticket.

    5. Seriously


      The parking lot is a Shit show to begin with. It’s also the drop off pick up area for parents that have to bring their kids to school and pick them up. Getting out of that parking lot in the afternoon when you pick your kid up is a nightmare and takes about a half hour. Plus there have been several accidents. Also it’s one big parking lot, it’s not like the juniors had to drive into a separate area to park there. Apparently certain spaces in the lot have become it’s own lot according to seniors. I have No problem with pranks and all but when it becomes an issue for the parents dropping off and picking up and when there are only so many spots in the lot and they choose to park this way, they need a kick in the ass. A lot of parents pick their kid up on there break from work and having to deal with more of a Shit show cause the seniors want to act like this is just a pain in the ass for everyone. There’s also “senior benches” at the school apparently. Guess what kiddies, when your in the real world, being a year older doesn’t entitle you to anything! Pull a prank that doesn’t inconvenience the public and I’m ok with that it’s cute and it’s fun so why not? But pull something like this and they deserve the ticket and the lesson. Especially since they are about to enter the real world. And the parents complaining seriously need a bigger kick in the ass. May seem like a harmless prank but it inconvienced a lot of people so give your kid that’s driving that BMW or Audi a little lesson on common courtesy and make them pay the fine that they deserve!

    6. They call me Ponch


      I love chicks with tattoos of naked chicks on them.

      Hawt!

    7. Kevin Lynch


      Earthquakes and Hurricanes everywhere and God will keep sending them until we kill all the Gays!

      1. wormtownspawn


        you better hope the fucking ignorant aren’t next on the list to be extinguished .
        god was so great ,his kid couldn’t even write

    8. Actual parent


      Easy to see why the kids act this way. It never even entered that mother’s mind to make her child responsible for a small $15 fine. That shows all how much responsibility she teaches and what kind of parenting job she does.

    9. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


      Wait … did all 65 ticketed students ride the Girl’s Varsity basketball bench last year?

      You’d think so given the whiny, self-absorbed parents complaining about poor Muffy & Biff having to pay a lousy $15 ticket. Entitled, bitchass little pukes.

    10. Mhmmm


      These officers would have a heart attack if they ever saw the video of Wpd holding mid traffic burnouts not one ticket issued

    11. Andrew Circus


      This a good one Michelle, you got a keeper here Turts.

    12. Sonny's Mom


      Bet they all vote “Democrat”…

    13. ?


      Those slap on wrist tickets should have been at least $ 150 ea. Parking like wankers is nothing to take lightly. A simple question for the daft dames, Robin, and Sheila: What if there was a fire hazard, and/or an evacuation emergency of some sort to be conducted?

    14. bifftannon


      Hey that Rich Hubert guy who commented is a member of sigma tau gamma frat based out of umass lowell.

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