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I know I’ve said it about a million times but the love I have for sassy cops on social media is real. There is something about a law enforcement officer calling themselves “PO-PO” that just ends me.
Well, let’s add the Braintree fuzz to the latest list of hysterical departments that make my heart sing.
Seems a group of entitled prick Seniors decided to teach the Juniors a lesson. They did so by parking like a bunch of morons and creating a cluster fuck of the parking lot.
Look at this mess.
They didn’t even consider any of the other kids who knew where to park. Just did whatever they wanted. I guess that’s what happens when you send your snotty little precious asshole to school in an Audi.
They don’t own this parking lot. In fact, they aren’t even entitled to it. It’s a privilege in every high school in the area.
Well, seems the administration and the police didn’t think this was funny.
Probably because it’s the lamest “prank” in the history of high school pranks. I can’t even call it that because this wasn’t amusing. It was a bunch of entitled twats not getting their way. They didn’t go to administration to let them handle it. They had to have a dick measuring contest with the class under them.
Anyways, the fuzz took action and slammed every student who parked like a loser with a ticket. Total win.
I personally think that any kid who did this should have those privileges revoked for the remainder of their final year. Then, the juniors should host a victory bonfire and dance around it like in Lord of the Flies.
As per usual the crotch fruit and the fruit-bearing crotch fruit trees that spawned them came out of the woodwork to say it wasn’t cool to ticket these turds. Why? Because the parents were the ones who would be paying the tickets.
Robin, you’re a fucktard. End of story.
Make your kid pay the money. Double super end of story.
Right, so you send your kid to school in a luxury car, they act entitled, suffer to consequences for said entitlement, and then you pay the ticket instead of making them pay that whopping $15.
Give me a fucking break. This is what we call shitty parenting.
Deana, you’re a good egg. We like you. E-high five.
Then we had all of the slurpturds who had an issue with “ruining the fun.”
Shellie clearly loves authority and may moonlight as a Twilight Cosplayer.
Joe and Shellie – thank you for perpetuating the issue of Millenial entitlement. Get these fucking kids a K car and make them learn that actions have consequences.
Did the seniors go to the administration to let the people in charge know what was going on? Nah, taking things in to your own hands because they were slightly inconvenienced totally deserves excuse making.
Good on your Braintree fuzz. You totally deserved that mic drop and we applaude you.