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Breaking News: Lenny Zalauskas Has Been Overthrown By The Worcester Teacher’s Union And Now Has A Headstone In Turtleboy Sports Graveyard

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Breaking News: We have another addition to the Turtleboy Sports graveyard. The man on the right:

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Lenny Zalauskas, the head of the Educator’s Association of Worcester (teacher’s union) was just overthrown in a non-violent revolution by the teacher’s of the Worcester Public Schools. In a resounding election defeat Lenny went down in flames to a teacher named Roger Nugent. We don’t know anything about him, but he can’t be any worse than Lenny. So congrats to him and good riddance to Lenny. Let that be a lesson – side with the right people. Phil Palmieri is a sinking shit. George Russell is Worcester’s version of Jabba the Hutt. Joe Petty is only as powerful as Jim McGovern allows him to be.

Hey Lenny, that’s what you get when you dick over your members time and time again. That’s what you get when you sell Janice Harvey down the river by not fighting for her when she was forced out of North High School for saying she’s color blind. That’s what you get for not going to bat for the teachers at Vernon Hill who were forced out of the building Carenza Jackson. That’s what you get for siding with Joe Petty, a man who publicly backed both Melinda Boone and Lisa Dyer every single chance he got. That’s what you get for treating the EAW’s social media account to get into pissing matches with junior smokeshows. That’s what you get when you try to rig the election with electronic voting that people can’t figure out. That’s what you get for rigging the endorsement process for the union so your butt buddy Jumpin Joe can get EAW cash.

Most importantly, that’s what you get for putting your own self interests ahead of the people you are paid to represent. You get a plot in the Turtleboy graveyard.

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We’re gonna need a bigger graveyard. Up next is Kevin Hayes on May 10. Who will come after that? Who knows? So many dooshnozzles to expose, so little time. Let this be a lesson to all you morons out there – Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.

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21 Comment(s)
  • Joe Max
    May 3, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    Don’t they ever retire ? They’ve all seen their day, move over for the young and energetic with their fresh ideas !

  • Realist
    May 3, 2016 at 11:22 am

    What happens when this Union Pres doesn’t endorse Gaffney either? Is TB going to write a scathing blog?

  • Fillet O Fish
    May 3, 2016 at 7:26 am

    Neither. Fillet O Fish, the tasty fish sandwich.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 3, 2016 at 6:19 pm

      Don’t know why but this made me laugh… Simple but effective.

  • Fillet O Fish
    May 3, 2016 at 6:24 am

    What’s “A milk toast “?? Did you mean milquetoast? Still better than deadwood.

    • bird
      May 3, 2016 at 6:30 am

      Yes, that is what I meant…. thank you for the correction.

    • bird
      May 3, 2016 at 6:32 am

      Do you mean Fillet Of Fish or Filler O’ Fish?

  • bird
    May 2, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    The teachers just shot themselves in the foot. You just elected a milk toast… Good luck with the next contract.

  • C
    May 2, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    Where’s DeBoise’s stone?

  • What Happened to TB
    May 2, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    Great article Turtle with literally zero in depth information and/or resolve. I love the “Buy a shirt” idiocy at the end. Fucking spectacular. You should delete that whole thing and start again with something with substance.

    • Chris Curtis
      May 2, 2016 at 11:07 pm

      Fuck you talking about? We’ve written in depth about Lenny a million times before. Feel free to look for it. But you’re not gonna do that because you’re a lazy free loader who wants everything handed to you. God forbid you buy a shirt. Wouldn’t wanna support this blog that you read every day for free or anything like that!!

      • What Happened to TB
        May 2, 2016 at 11:21 pm

        “But you’re not gonna do that because you’re a lazy free loader who wants everything handed to you. God forbid you buy a shirt.”

        You are unbelievably pathetic to suggest that I am a lazy free loader who wants things handed to me. Are you fucking serious asshole? Where do get off saying this shit to me dipshit? Your article sucked, I commented, end of fucking story asshat.

        Oh and your stupid shirts suck and are ugly so NO I won’t be buying one douchebag.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 2, 2016 at 11:51 pm

          They probably don’t carry size asshole anyway.

          • BobnMic
            May 2, 2016 at 11:54 pm

            All kinds of fire on here. Whew.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 3, 2016 at 12:00 am

            That’s when it’s just time for bed! Tried replying to your other comment.. It didn’t go through!

          • BobnMic
            May 3, 2016 at 12:04 am

            Was it good?

          • Maggie the Cat
            May 3, 2016 at 11:39 am

            EXCELLENT! Lawyer Lady, you are gooood.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 3, 2016 at 12:54 pm

            Thanks Maggie!!

          • Maggie the Cat
            May 3, 2016 at 1:27 pm

            You’re welcome.

      • BobnMic
        May 3, 2016 at 12:44 am

        Turtleboy – very uncool response. You should have let this asshole say his/her shit then move on. No need to look bad and insult. We got your back. We always do. Bob.

      • Ralph
        May 3, 2016 at 5:52 am

        Now watch the REAL story play out. Lenny will get a big time job WITH the school department administration, just like every other EAW president (except Lou Conoccolli). Thats the reason the EAW president doesn’t buck heads with the superintendent- they’re told to go along and you’ll be rewarded with a great OUTSIDE of the classroom job. Lenny will be in charge of sending out emails for $150,000 (or some other made up job by July 1.

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