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Breaking News: Trigglypuff And Grimace From The I-93 Blockade Are BFF’s And Taught A Fat Workshop On Fat Oppression

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Her name is Nicole Sullivan, and she’s one of the nudniks who thought they were saving black people when they barricaded themselves to barrels on I-93 last winter. She became the face of disgusting, slovenly, lazy, self-entitled social justice warriors of 2015.

Well Turtleboy Sports has discovered that she is apparently close friends and business associates with the 2016 social justice warrior of the year:


That’s right. The SJW who needs no introduction – Trigglypuff!!! I don’t know why it took us so long to put this together, but it makes so much sense now. According to this article from Campus Reform, Trigglypuff and Grimace put on a traveling workshop about “fat oppression,” and blamed Ronald Reagan and white supremacy for the suffering of fat people:

The workshop, taught by feminist activist Cora Segal and self-identified “angry, man-hating lesbian,” Nicole Sullivan, took place Thursday and sought to “address the ongoing exploitation and oppression of fat people.”

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Segal and Sullivan also argued in favor of “communism and socialism as viable alternatives to capitalism and exploitation” and against oppressive healthy eating and exercise programs. The two reportedly went so far as to claim that “every physician is bought off by lobbyists and the diet industry.”

“There is no scientific consensus whatsoever that fat people need to exercise more, or that fat is unhealthy. There is no evidence that [being] fat causes diabetes. Medical professionals are informed of this so-called knowledge by lobbying groups,” the pair argued.

The activists also purportedly argued that the BMI features “direct links to a white supremacist” and is therefore useless because it was created by a “white, male, French astronomer.”

Weight loss surgeries are decried, as is the multi-billion dollar diet industry. The sizes of seats on public transportation are bemoaned. Jurors are more likely to find fat people guilty, we’re told. Fat people, says Segal, make 24 percent less than their counterparts (although she doesn’t mention where she got that statistic from).

“Thin privilege is a real thing,” says Segal.

They’ve got pictures of Trigglypuff doing presentations:

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But none of Nicole Sullivan. So how do we know for sure that Trigglypuff’s anti fat-shaming partner in crime is in fact Grimace from the I-93 blockade? Well according to Nicole Sullivan’s bio in Boston Magazine, she was one of the organizers at the Occupy Boston nonsense, back when that was a thing. And wouldn’t ya know it – Trigglypuff was also a player at Occupy Boston:

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It’s where they met. They both are self-proclaimed anarchists. They’re both experts on what it’s like to be fat. They both have zero problem with ruining things for other people because they have an opinion about something. And they’re both obsessed with talking about how they are the victims of “rape culture,” because apparently they want us to believe that there are groups of men who lust over them on a regular basis. Nicole Sullivan claims that she’s been the victim of sexual assault and sexual harassment several times. That’s why she helped organize the “Boston Slut Walk” in 2011:

“It was taking the blame off the rapist and on the victim,” Nicole Sullivan, an organizer of the Boston SlutWalk said. “So we are using these efforts to reclaim the world ‘slut.'”

OK then.

Anyway, we still can’t get enough Trigglypuff. It’s kind of weird how she just kind of disappeared after The Triggering. But since she’s good friends with Grimace, I have a feeling we haven’t seen the last of her.


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61 Comment(s)
  • January 20, 2017 at 2:01 am

    You just know they can’t be taken seriously when they rail against ‘oppressive healthy eating and exercise programmes.’

  • BobnMic
    May 15, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    ***********BREAKING NEWS**************Don’t call me a whistle blower but I heard from a 5 year old that there is a fat girl in his school who got a doctors note to get her out of gym class! Word in the halls is her parents have been buliking her up before her radiation treatments. I smell special treatment!

  • Honest Abe
    May 15, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    What’s wrong BobnMic are you gonna cry now? Are you gonna cry like the pussy that you are? Reading the articles and responses I thought this was a place to rag on people? I guess it’s funny when you rag on others but when you are exposed for the fraud that you are you get all sensitive. Go change your tampon.

    • BobnMic
      May 15, 2016 at 2:09 pm

      Well you are wrong once again on many counts. This is a place to contribute to whatever topic of discussion that the article presents. Not rag on people commenting. And I rag on who exactly? Well – those like you do not count. People like you are begging for it so who am I to deny? So fuck yourself deep and hard Honest Abe and the many other names you come here as. You make me crack up laughing and that is no lie! Little weenie.

      • Dirty Harry
        May 15, 2016 at 3:11 pm

        REALLY ? Is it a “Place”? Is it your safe place rat turd?

        • BobnMic
          May 15, 2016 at 4:33 pm

          Dirty Harry now huh? What’s dirty about is you is your hygiene. When was the last time you fucking bathed because I can smell you from here and it smells like assholes and feet! What next for a name? “Fluffy puff widdle boo boo face butt hurt delicate flower SJW cupcake”? That would actually work wonders for you so you should kick the tires and give that one a test drive around the block. Block head. If it’s an electric car then don’t forget the charging device plugs into your brown star for maximum performance. Enjoy electric sweet cheeks. Enjoy.

          • Dirty Harry
            May 15, 2016 at 5:12 pm

            Well you seem like a nice enough girl. Maybe a little self entitled but it goes with the territory.

          • BobnMic
            May 15, 2016 at 10:20 pm

            Awesome response. Actually no it was not it was in fact very weak. Bring it on more so I can bury you with more, with so far, much better insults that cater to your weak links. And you do have plenty of them don’t you? I think you just reinvented the word, “Pussy.”

            Well don’t feel all that bad at least you are good at fucking something.

  • BobnMic
    May 15, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    Well anyhoo Fiesty, in between of flying myself to my spring time Bahamas retreat, watching my cleaning lady dust my desk and feeding my cats I’ve been here on Turtleboy ragging on silly teenagers who eat pot brownies until ungodly hours of the night.

    • BobnMic
      May 15, 2016 at 12:33 pm

      Wow dude. How obsessed are we? How can anybody hate anyone this much? You are fucked my friend. All kids of fucked.

  • BobnMic
    May 15, 2016 at 11:53 am

    Fiesty, pay no attention to the guy with the Bahamas avatar. I’m pretty sure he’s the stalker. I hope you got great news from your doctors.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    May 15, 2016 at 10:02 am

    Catching up on some articles and I run into this gem right here. I’m so confused that trigglypuff and her friends are so confident in what they do and how they look. I seriously want to meet the people in their lives who are lying to them. Look at her idea of a “I’m sexy pose” in the picture. I don’t really like making fun of someone’s appearance but if I ever looked like that I would be more concerned with seeing a nutrionist and using a treadmill.

    In our world today people need to be politically correct and say things like “Yo go girl, looking sexy” because we are “cruel” if we don’t say those things. I mean to each his own but it’s not a good thing to root her on, she’s morbidly obese.

    • BobnMic
      May 15, 2016 at 11:37 am

      Good to see you back my friend. How are you feeling?

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        May 15, 2016 at 10:53 pm

        Great! Thanks for asking.

    • BobnMic
      May 15, 2016 at 11:39 am

      Hi angel cakes. Boy are you a breath of fresh air. I had to drop my avatar because the SJW stalkers kept stealing it. How are you feeling?

  • kittykicker
    May 14, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    Hey dummy, people don’t dislike you, or possibly discriminate against you because you’re slightly overweight. They do so because you’re completely full of shit, and you and many other idiots like you are making this country intolerable!! Where did you find your empirical data? Wait, it’s not? That’s right…it’s totally made up nonsense!! Maybe you’re paid 24% less than your thinly-privileged counterpart because you’re 24% less productive in the workplace! Takes longer to catch your breath, overcome muscle fatigue, use more sick days and take longer lunch breaks!

  • Let's go hogging
    May 14, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    So it was a white American male who was shoving Twinkies down your throats…

  • Greenpeace
    May 14, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    Biggens like these two don’t understand the negative impact they make on the environment. They go to the beach and lather themselves up with 5 gallons of suntan oil and then they wade out into the ocean and create an oil slick. The next think you know dead fish, dolphins and seagulls are washing up on shore.

  • Joe Max
    May 14, 2016 at 11:51 am

    Good examples why healthcare costs are through the roof. They’re young too, wait until they become older. If they ever make it that far !

  • Der Docktor
    May 14, 2016 at 9:55 am

    Trigglypuff and Grimace BFFs = TONS O’ FUN!!! Yup, you rotund SJW’s it was greedy, skinny white heterosexual males who created those all you can eat buffets you two must demolish every chance you get. Those two are the only people on earth who can single handedly deplete a species just by having lunch. Judging by the info on Trigglypuff’s slide I think she gets her information from Dr. Nick Riviera on the Simpsons…

  • Wabbitt
    May 14, 2016 at 3:06 am

    There’s no scientific evidence that exercise and eating healthy is good for you, and that being fat causes health problems and is generally bad for you?

    Umm… can I get a set of the blinders these two lardasses are wearing? Because there’s literally fucking MOUNTAINS of evidence going back to before the concept of lobbying was a thing. They’re cherry picking on such an epic scale that… well shit I could go for a fat joke there, but it would be way too easy.

    …as easy as getting Trigglypuff if you stuck your dick through a bucket of KFC.

  • NoodelyAppendage
    May 14, 2016 at 2:11 am

    Ok I have some bad news for you Trigs. Firstly, I weigh too much. I am obese. Not as obese as you are, but I am O to the BEASE. K? No one in my family has ever. Ever. EVER had type 2 diabetes, but then no one in my family has ever been as overweight as I am. Guess what baby-doll? I AM PRE-DIABETIC. Want to know whyyyyyyy? BECAUSE I AM FUCKING FAT AS A COW!!!!! DUH! But I am working hard to do something about it. I have had to change my life. This is forever.

    You’re young Trigs. Things haven’t started impacting you yet, oh but they will. They will.

    People don’t like fat people because they CONSUME more resources. They take up more medical spending because things go wrong with their bodies a lot more and a lot sooner than most people. I bet you get MASSHealth or some kind of free care. Well guess who pays for your care? Yup tax payers so we have a vested interest in your fat unhealthy life. Bet you have problems with your ankles and knees already and are in denial. Fat fat fat.

    You take up more room on the bus. Your car needs more fuel to haul your fat ass around. The carbon footprint you leave behind is bigger than your ass. You take up more fabric for clothing than most people and I bet you eat lots of cake, donuts, pizza, beer.. loading yourself up with carb after carb until your skin stretches and stretches putting strain on your skeleton. Don’t tell me you don’t have pain. I’d take you on a walk in Yosemite national park because you up my survival rate if we get attacked by a bear because there is no way you’d be able to get away why? Cause YOU are the weak link.

    GROW UP you slobbering mass of grotesque fat tub of lard. I know why you preach fat acceptance and won’t lose weight, because you know deep down you are an unlikable, whiny, piece of shit, so if people hate you you can say it’s because you’re fat, not because of your personality.

    Turtleboy, these delusional people make me want to barf.

  • Trigglypuff
    May 13, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    Some of you commenters are so rude. I have been to college and it’s obvious most of you have not. The only poster here I would even consider going on a date with is BobnMic.

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 13, 2016 at 7:44 pm

      I’d consider burgling your turd if you’ll help cover the cost of renting a backhoe and forklift.

    • Chris From Georgia
      May 13, 2016 at 7:49 pm

      My condolences to BobnMic. Seriously why would do that to him? Seems like nice fellow.

      • BobnMic
        May 15, 2016 at 9:22 pm

        Thanks Chris. It is what it is and I kinda hate using that phrase to be honest. But how better to sum up delusional SJWs from a verbal assault but to enlarge a tit for tat X5 assault back. That’s kinda how I roll.

        Funny thing that it is useless such as they are. In reality, they will be eaten up by the real world and they do not even know it yet. These are no doubt young inexperienced college or even high schooled level personnel.

        In that respect I really do feel bad. Lot’s of luck out there kiddies. Any time you want to grow up we all will welcome you to the human race.

    • paul
      May 14, 2016 at 6:56 am

      You been to college?? They must taught you not to use your common sense and only showed you the buffet table

    • BobnMic
      May 15, 2016 at 9:11 pm

      Ok already so I am good good good so good for now. We could talk but I would not understand anything you would say to me. Just full disclosure. Thank you. Good bye.

  • paul
    May 13, 2016 at 6:23 pm

    i hope they do more stuff on campus so they can keep showing how insane they truely are

  • Chris From Georgia
    May 13, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    Seriously, these two girls need to get a life.

    • KimberlyS
      May 13, 2016 at 3:47 pm

      The sad part is, this IS their life

  • Steven Stover
    May 13, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    I was very drunk and stuck my hot dog in them. Well I stuck it something. Can a guy fuck fat?

    • KimberlyS
      May 13, 2016 at 3:26 pm

      The world may never know . . .

  • Dave P
    May 13, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    If you use the word “intersections” when talking about something other than roads… You might be an SJW.

    • KimberlyS
      May 13, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      If every other word out of your mouth is ‘oppression’, you might be an SJW 🙂

      • Wabbitt
        May 14, 2016 at 3:02 am

        If you think that every single problem in your life is caused by someone else oppressing you – you might be an SJW.

  • BobnMic
    May 13, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    Holy shit Turd!!!!! Hahaha…

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 13, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    As someone who was once overweight with a BMI of 50, diabetes, high cholesterol, high blood pressure, etc…I can say for certain that being obese does cause these medical conditions and that excessive weight is unhealthy for you. I didn’t have any of those medical conditions until I let myself get to 305 lbs and then amazingly after I had a gastric sleeve done and took off most of the weight those conditions just magically disappeared. Trigglypuff is a fucking imbecile, but then again I’m sure everyone here probably dedeuced that already. Heh…I said deuce. Now it’s time to drop one. I only wish I could drop my next deuce between triggly and grimace so I could see the catfight over who gets the corn and who gets the peanuts.

    • Curmudgeon
      May 14, 2016 at 6:42 am

      Turd, You’re horrible! But who gets the corn and who gets the peanuts? You’re either a loon or a genius, or maybe they’re the same thing. KUDOS!!

  • BobnMic
    May 13, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    The following will yield several thumbs down, per usual, because the influx of western MA SJWs hate me and I hate them. Moreover, I invite and welcome such criticism from the libtard pussies because making them cry then toughing them up is the goal:

    Trigglypuff. Where do you begin with this one. I am not going to make fun her weight. That would be cruel even in my conservative brain. Speaking of brains – does she even have one? Can she say or do anything remotely normal? Where the fuck is Mom and Dad in all of this? Did Mom and Dad just write her off some time ago? Why is she so out of control and pissed off at anything that moves and everything that is spoken?

    She has no future. None at all. She is unmarketable and unemployable much like Jennie. So what are these people going to do to make ends meet in the real world? At their age they should be finishing up school and starting a career and/or a family. Not being so fucking butthurt over everything that really has nothing to do with them.

    Kids – Grow the fuck up and lose your stupid widdle boo boo faces. I own my own business and I would never ever hire any one of you fuckstains. And I would tell it to your faces that you are challenged maturity wise and your mere presence would be a cancer to the rest of my staff that produce and succeed. So leave my office and good luck out there.

    • KimberlyS
      May 13, 2016 at 3:05 pm

      I don’t think they actually believe in ‘the real world’. Their whole lives have been spent on social media – they think life is lived behind the screen of a computer/phone and they consequentially have no idea that life involves actual people and actual work.

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 13, 2016 at 3:14 pm

      BobnMic…I think I speak for all turtleriders when I say bring back your tasmanian devil avi. BTW.. what is that new avi you have?

      • BobnMic
        May 13, 2016 at 3:29 pm

        Hey Turd. It’s a personal picture of a place I go to every early Spring down in the Bahamas. My Tasmanian Devil had to be retired because some SJW (the one that goes by “Everybody”) found my Taz man on the internet, copied it, then came on here as me then serious fucked with every commenter. Nothing short of a sabotage and most who know me knew it was bullshit but he/she went after new commenters so what are they supposed to think?

        What a stretch huh? Some widdle boo boo faced 20 year old that hates a reality check because Mom and Dad fucked up and coddled them way too much.

        • JenB
          May 13, 2016 at 7:40 pm

          I just discovered this site recently. It all makes sense now. I was trying to figure out why I actually liked your post above. I seriously thought “shit, how am I going to actually thumbs up this post.” Now I can do that in good conscious.

    • Jon
      May 13, 2016 at 6:12 pm

      Yes!!! I almost enjoy reading the spot on comments you leave as much as the TB articles. Although you really should give us “libtards” a break and not group us all into one bunch – as you very well know, you and I agree on a wide range of topics, and just because I’m a liberal, doesn’t mean I’m anything like these SJW cock munchers!!

      In fact, that’s part of the problem with politics these days….liberals and conservatives immediately bunch the opposing party into a single group. It’s non productive.

      Anyway, back to Trigglypuff, she’s a complete disaster and it is concerning how she has absolutely no chance at having anything that remotely resembles a job after college. She’s nothing more than a loser, waste of space, leach who is freeloading off anyone she can swindle anyway (she’s squatting at a college for fuck’s sake!!!)

      These stupid little pricks live in an imaginary world and they need a swift kick of reality asap. Why didn’t they have one of the good high school graduation speakers who gave a speech about how ‘none of them are special’??? Wouldn’t have made a difference anyway, their parents would surely find a way to convince them they are.

      I’m just holding on to the belief that ‘hopefully’ these are just a select few, small instances of fucktards at colleges and that most of them are actually normal…but there’s this horrible fear that my hopes will crumble, and the future generations are doomed to be a bunch of pussies.


      • Jon
        May 13, 2016 at 11:03 pm

        Btw, i was referring to u “Bobnmic” when posting my comment earlier.

        • BobnMic
          May 14, 2016 at 9:59 am

          Thank you Jon and JenB. Very nice of you two guys. Much appreciated. BobnMic.

          • BobnMic
            May 14, 2016 at 6:02 pm

            Very serious about that because I know sometimes it is hard to tell.

      • larryS
        May 14, 2016 at 7:53 am

        Jon, she’s not going to college. We found out she is “squatting” (double entendre?) at Amherst College and here it has “first year at Smith” in 2011. In a way I feel sorry for her. We all are, for the most part, a product of our parents.

  • KimberlyS
    May 13, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    Also, that is the most boring Power Point display I’ve ever seen. However, I would rather stare at that screen for 10 minutes than look at the speaker. MY EYES!!!

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him
    May 13, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    Those two give new meaning to “find a fold and fuck.” Do they hoola hoop with Jupiter’s rings?

    • TiredOfThisCrap
      May 13, 2016 at 3:44 pm

      The more pictures I see of these “ladies” makes me think of a change of terminology is in order. With either of them, it should not be considered sex, it should be referred to properly…. beastiality.

      • JoeMomma
        May 15, 2016 at 9:23 am

        When it comes to rape, these are the two safest women on the planet.

    • Angus W. Mann
      May 13, 2016 at 4:23 pm

      Finally, someone who can post a pithy comment that is funny. Jupiter’s Rings is rich.

    • BigDave
      May 18, 2016 at 11:09 pm

      Jupiter has no rings you dumb fuck.

  • Not a SJW
    May 13, 2016 at 2:33 pm


  • doug
    May 13, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    put a large bowl of “mac n cheese” between them with one small spoon and they will devour each other
    OMG, I cringe at the thought, they might torture us by ripping each others clothes off !!!

  • KimberlyS
    May 13, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    “There is no scientific consensus whatsoever that fat people need to exercise more, or that fat is unhealthy. There is no evidence that [being] fat causes diabetes. Medical professionals are informed of this so-called knowledge by lobbying groups”

    Holy DENIAL, Batman!

    Whatever makes you feel good about yourself, Slut. (Hey, you wanted to ‘reclaim’ that word)

    Meanwhile, I’ll be over here, enjoying my ‘thin privilege’.

    • Fat Albert
      May 13, 2016 at 4:58 pm

      Hey, hey, hey – It’s time to play!

    • JenB
      May 13, 2016 at 7:26 pm

      I am so pumped about this thin privilege. I thought life was pretty good with the white privilege thing I had going on. Now I learn I have been blessed with thin privilege. YES! I don’t see how it can get any better than that.

      Today is a good day.

      • Gabriel
        May 16, 2016 at 1:19 pm

        I’m jellos since I’m Puerto Rican. Can I be an honorary member of white privilege? It sound like fun, I am happy to pay a membership fee if it get me away from all these lefty wackos.

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