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Breaking News from Old Balls himself:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the face of defeat:
Keep telling yourself the Turtleboy Sports Revolution isn’t a real thing. Slaying hippies and dooshnozzles is what we do. Tracy Novick, Phil Palmieri, Dicky Rushton, Melinda Boone, Hilda Ramirez, Old Balls. Done, done, done, done, done.
All of those people were ruining life for people in Worcester just a few months ago. But we exposed them time and time again, and now they’re gone for good. My question is, who’s next? Because there’s tons of room in the Turtleboy Graveyard. Nate Pickens is still employed by Community Health Link, but who gives a shit about Hate Dog. We’ve got bigger fish to fry:
Only a matter of time for those two.
Look, we want nothing more than to get along with everyone. But in order to do that we just ask that you refrain from being gigantic dooshnozzles. Old Balls was fired because he had Turtle on the brain and it got him to write things like “black people should kill cops and prosecutors.” Not good. When you do stuff like that we’re gonna blow up your spot and eventually you’re gonna get run out of town. So be on your best behavior and you’ll have nothing to worry about.
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