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Breaking News: Turtleboy Got Old Balls Fired From The Telegram And Gazette

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Breaking News from Old Balls himself:


Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the face of defeat:

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Keep telling yourself the Turtleboy Sports Revolution isn’t a real thing. Slaying hippies and dooshnozzles is what we do. Tracy Novick, Phil Palmieri, Dicky Rushton, Melinda Boone, Hilda Ramirez, Old Balls. Done, done, done, done, done.

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All of those people were ruining life for people in Worcester just a few months ago. But we exposed them time and time again, and now they’re gone for good.  My question is, who’s next? Because there’s tons of room in the Turtleboy Graveyard. Nate Pickens is still employed by Community Health Link, but who gives a shit about Hate Dog. We’ve got bigger fish to fry:



Only a matter of time for those two.

Look, we want nothing more than to get along with everyone. But in order to do that we just ask that you refrain from being gigantic dooshnozzles. Old Balls was fired because he had Turtle on the brain and it got him to write things like “black people should kill cops and prosecutors.” Not good. When you do stuff like that we’re gonna blow up your spot and eventually you’re gonna get run out of town. So be on your best behavior and you’ll have nothing to worry about.

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25 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    January 13, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    The T&G was ok until the former editors got let go but why they allowed Carlos to be on front page, it is one thing for the T&G to trend left but they seem to have left the road. And eliminating posting may very well have killed the online edition.

  • Steven Stover
    January 13, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    I liked him. He was good for conservatives. He made us right. And made liberalism shameful. And Progressives look foolish. I wish they let him stay on so everyone can see just how hateful, mean spirited, and bigoted the liberal movement is. Kids, the Occupy Democrats are just more of his same spew of garbage.

    • Skeptical
      January 14, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      Like you’re any different coming from the other direction.

      And people like you and Old Balls wonder why my generation is disinterested in the disgusting conflict of politics.

      • Chris From Georgia
        January 14, 2016 at 12:55 pm

        Sounds like you and your generation need a remedial course in American history.

  • WormtownorBust
    January 13, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    Best thing I’ve read all week.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    January 13, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    I was so happy to see this today! Yes, Old Balls has a constitutional right to spew his ignorance. Just like the T&G has a right to call him out when he goes too far. And honestly, they don’t care that he went too far except they heard from the public (including me) that his crap is unacceptable and reflects poorly on their already shitty rag. That tells me that a lot of people see Old Balls as wrong. Which REALLY pleases me! 🙂

  • savvybear turtleneck
    January 13, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    Looks like another victory for the turtle revolution.

  • Juggolator
    January 13, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    How long will it be before we see Carlo penning some guest blogs for the turtle?

  • BobnMic
    January 13, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    One by one goes the rabble rousers, REAL racists and corrupt individuals that negatively influenced or at least reported negatively to our citizenry. This is a real revolution. At first when I started reading here I didn’t realize that things around here in central Massachusetts were that fucked up. The more I read the more I said WTF!

  • BobnMic
    January 13, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    I say Spanky next. I’m tired of looking at highlights of his racist slants and rants on everything that has anything to do with a white person. His act is old and it needs to go. Hey Spanky, you got arrested by the Worcester Police for being an asshole and you have been writing victimization and racial absolute bull shit every since. Old old – the act is old.

    Jen Roy next. 50k a year to do what? Talk about intricate school administration issues that you have no idea what you are talking about? Really? What saps we are as Worcester residents to elect politicians that think this is ok.

    Finally (and just for now) Mosaic. Are you fucking kidding with this shit? The city has been handing out all that money to a group of criminals who race bait, hate and protest false and unproven allegations of police misconduct in the City of Worcester. These fucktards can even protest the right way. They would fuck up a wet dream. They fuck with everyday working people minding their own business. If you Mosaic idiotic morons have a problem with the Worcester Police then go block the entrance to 9-11 Lincoln Square you absolute fucking coward pussies. I 100% guarantee that you would not get your 4 ½ minutes of fake fame if you had the balls. Which you don’t.

  • Reddog
    January 13, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Wonder if Clive the racist will be covering the black lives thing on green street to Kelly square,or will he be holding a sign next to boom boom on MLK day

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    January 13, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    Glad they see this racist for who he actually is. 50% of the way back to re-instating my T&G subscription. When is Clive history?

    • larry
      January 14, 2016 at 10:53 am

      Even without Clive, the T&G is still now nothing but another mouthpiece for the liberal progressive agenda the cabal wants to foster. Except for local news, the T&G prints exactly the same AP and NYT articles that all other newspapers do that are controlled by the same people.

  • Sue Leadiveuzen
    January 13, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    Jen roy is suing

  • colleen
    January 13, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    Great news!
    One down…one to go.
    I will continue with my phrase…hoping it will catch on-
    Fire Clive and I’ll subscribe!

  • Chris From Georgia
    January 13, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Best news of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jake from State Farm
    January 13, 2016 at 12:23 pm

    Carlo is irrelevant, immature, and hateful. Canning him is definitely “addition by subtraction”. This crushes him more than he’ll ever admit. He was the biggest example of a person intolerant of opposing people’s views ….. and his broad brushing of all conservatives & republican,s as all evil coupled with his “name-calling” was just plain immature & goofy.

    And he always had a “fake” friend or acquaintance to setup a blog story to spew his biased narrative. Good riddance.

  • Maggie the Cat
    January 13, 2016 at 12:11 pm

    Wow! I’m glad I’m on your team, Turtleboy! You’ve got the power!

  • Clive's not a racist, just ask him
    January 13, 2016 at 11:58 am

    Old Balls, new balls, your balls, my balls… Just don’t jizz in my hair and call it conditioner.

  • Frogshit
    January 13, 2016 at 11:56 am

    Can’t wait to see if he allows his “blog” to be open game on FB… I’d strongly doubt it. If you disagree with Old Balls he tends to get his shorts in a knot and call you names.

    • Wabbitt
      January 13, 2016 at 1:18 pm

      That’s going to be hysterical. Oh the trolling…

    • Clarencecarter
      January 13, 2016 at 2:19 pm

      So does turtleboy he blocks people who don’t agree with him from posting on his blog…

      • baldo carlino
        January 13, 2016 at 3:33 pm

        if that were true there wouldn’t have been half the amount of nonsense coming from the colrain 4 lifers.

  • CrazyPeople
    January 13, 2016 at 11:54 am

    That is great news, but the Telegram is still a liberal rag of a newspaper. I guess when you tell black people to kill white people you may actually be held accountable. Imagine that….

  • Frogshit
    January 13, 2016 at 11:54 am

    Got him….

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