Breaking News: Turtleboy Starts New Partnership Blogging For Howie Carr, Uncle Turtleboy Goes To Jacksonville, Somerville Blog Removed, Madlen Meth Muppets, Geoff Diehl, Judge Kavanaugh Accuser

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We haven’t done a podcast in a long time so Uncle Turtleboy banged through six topics for this one, including an important announcement:

1) Our new partnership with Howie Carr

2) What the Patriots losing means for this team

3) Why we took down Manchester’s blog about the Somerville pisser

4) Geoff Diehl running a fake losing campaign

5) The Malden meth muppets

6) The disgusting things democrats are doing to Judge Kavanaugh and why it proves they don’t really care about sexual assault.

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7 Comment(s)
  • Walter I'd bang that too" Bird
    September 27, 2018 at 11:39 am

    What’s the over/under on how many cats she has?

  • Kierney & Carr suck
    September 21, 2018 at 8:58 am

    Wow, two cunts colliding and becoming a super cunt blog.

  • Vic1
    September 21, 2018 at 6:26 am

    Nice going turtle!!! I can’t stand Howie Carr but I hope it works out for you.

  • Y
    September 21, 2018 at 1:59 am

    What happened to the dog saga/investigation?

    • z
      September 21, 2018 at 10:21 am

      In another words, don’t report what you got until you got it all.
      But, being first is more important to many organizations than being right.
      You started with a dead dog up here and ended up with a gay couple in Florida.
      With the gay couple being sympathetic victims when they could easily be portrayed as villains.
      I guess the gay couple had no free will. Last I heard the gay couple had nothing to do with Mayos dog.

      There’s nothing in what was reported that is wrong, it’s just that most of it has nothing to do
      with this dog.

      Other than the fact that company plays fast and loose with the franchises, it seems the company
      isn’t responsible (other than morally). And, I’m sure the company set themselves up that way on

      I still find is strange that the war hero/Secret Service agent Nick White gets a pass on this shit show for the
      way the name of his business is being used. Basically he (the Virginia location) mumbled something on FaceBook about this and hasn’t looked back.

      • Stunt Penis
        September 21, 2018 at 11:27 am

        “Franchises are independently owned and operated”

        Legalspeak for “if something happens, you ain’t suing corporate”.

        Whole dog saga was a crock of shit from the beginning, other than the part about the mayo’s dog and the shitstains in RI who used it for pit bait.

    • Y
      September 27, 2018 at 12:26 pm


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