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Last night’s Turtleboy Live was long, but well worth the listen. And no fupacam!! Thanks Turtle Tech guy!! There was a lot to get through for Uncle TB, Bret, and North Shore TB:
860 Money Crew Father’s Day
Arkansas Renta Placenta
Bobbin for Boners….again
Cape Cod DCF Gravy Dumpster
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Not sure I’d accept gift cards from “The Buzz Barber Shop For Men and Boys” because it sounds like a NAMBLA hot spot.
You can bust my balls about my tactics all you want but maybe if you gave out a few gift cards your ad for Smitty’s Tavern would have an inviting picture of people eating and drinking instead of empty bar stools and dusty bottles?
Bret is a fucking pussy!! Sure I’m going to stop reporting Turtleboy pages right after I get a real job and stop assaulting cops. You can Believe everything I say!
Thanks for not writing a blog about me getting shit faced on my flight from D.C. and feeling up innocent passengers! If you get a chance take a page out of Master Bates playbook and land some free gift cards for your supporters. Bennies cafe would be a start!