Turtleboy Investigates

Bristol Blarney Shits On Woman Raising Her Crotch Fruits, Lies To Morons In Discord About Raising Money Which Was All Her Idea To Begin With

 

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Bristol Blarney is the biggest hypocrite who has ever lived. If you’re sick of reading about it I got some bad news for you – I’m not even close to done yet. I will not rest until this hypocritical, worthless piece of shit is fully exposed for being the fraud that she is. This cunt has put me through Hell, tried to have me arrested multiple times, stolen money from me, and is actively trying to sabotage the business. If you don’t wanna read about it then I hate you too. Please kindly fuck off and never come back, even though I know you’ll be back. Click here to read Part 5 of the series.

 

 

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85 Comment(s)
  • Tee Aargh
    April 4, 2020 at 12:11 am

    Poke her in the bum, frost her turds with cum.

  • Southie changed but I didn’t
    April 3, 2020 at 9:51 am

    Fucking disgusting whore. I’m a guy and my kid never was in a dirty diaper or clothes that weren’t clean. How fucking hard is it to change a diaper and put on some clean clothes. I got to the point we’re I could do a full change in about 2 minutes. How fucking stoned or drunk do you have to be?. What a disgraceful junkbox. If I had DCF at my house I would not voluntarily be involved in court cases. I love how tough she acts on her podcast/YouTube show. Bitch come and get some

  • Taking your advice......
    April 3, 2020 at 8:54 am

    ……and walking away from TB. I like a good feud, but this holds no entertainment value. It’s just boring to me. You hired someone as bad as the people you blog about. Why keep reminding us? It isn’t a good look.

  • maynard g crabs
    April 3, 2020 at 12:27 am

    dirty slut kate

  • Stewart Nod
    April 2, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    It is freaking fantastic to read Kate’s old blog. Holy sh*t is this chick derivative. She is a chameleon who adapts writing styles.
    Sure, she’s an okay writer, but has ZERO original voice. She stole the TBS style so blatantly. The best part is seeing her morph from being so “genuinely” appreciative to Unc in those early texts, to robo-twat in the later ones.
    Ugh, she is awful. Keep dragging this faux nerd.

  • Harleyboys
    April 2, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    go get her turtle. I am here behind you. you give us strength calling this douche bag out. behind you 100 percent. the dopes that have an issue are clueless….

  • Section 8 Kate
    April 2, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    Keep bragging about how much money you and your “husband” make, Kate. It’s not like welfare fraud is a crime or anything.

    • Can I borrow a dime
      April 3, 2020 at 11:47 am

      I work with a guy that makes over 140 grand a year. Never married the mother of his children. They live in a section 8 apt. His “wife” collects every Welfare benefit, WIC, food stamps, EBT. His son even went to Wellesley High School as a metco student. Some days he’s my hero but most days I’d love to rat him out…. but we all know the State will do nothing

  • Let's face it
    April 2, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    Take legal action against her or move on, I hate to say.

    • Harleyboys
      April 2, 2020 at 7:15 pm

      never move on. if you do she wins. keep doing your thing…

  • Kate's Ugly J£w Nose
    April 2, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Kate Peter is an ugly kik£.

  • Trash
    April 2, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    She just looks like someone with a lifetime of broken relationships behind her. A completely maladjusted person who bounces from one person to the next. Mimicking their behavior and clinging hard to that person, then having a giant drama explosion breakup.

    That is probably the main defining pattern of her life.

  • Nee Chi
    April 2, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    Zero Shares right now.

    • DUH
      April 2, 2020 at 3:00 pm

      Because the actual story that this links to is the one being shared. Why would anyone link this page?

  • Smitten for Kitten
    April 2, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    Unc was mystified by her witty ness and decent writing AND her tits. There is definitely a connection and he wanted to get in her pants. It’s clear in his texts with her. Upvote if you agree. This is nothing against him, just a logical viewpoint and I a, glad he woke up before she damaged TBS badly. The power of pussy is strong and Unc was smitten for her kitten! Now, finish the skank off and get back to doing what you do best.

    • Pegger Murchison
      April 2, 2020 at 7:19 pm

      wow, you are such a idiot. I guarantee you are a cuck.

      • Reality Hurts
        April 3, 2020 at 10:58 am

        It’s factual science that anyone using the work cuck is a self perceived alpha male but in reality is an angry involuntary celibate non-warrior. If you had a woman she would be MINE.

        • Pegger Murchison
          April 3, 2020 at 7:16 pm

          Ahhh, no it is not factual science. Hit home huh? Why is that I wonder?
          BAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

  • Nee Chi
    April 2, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    I tried to read it, but TL;DR and I couldn’t give AF about her, and her nobody friends.

    Keep this BORING stuff up and you’ll quickly become irrelevant.

    Have a great day:)
    Fred

  • Dems New Flavor Of The Week
    April 2, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Vote for Cuomo not the homo.
    Cuomos dad could say that when he ran but this time is different.
    This Cuomo is sort of a homo and Trump is a mans man. The Real Deal Donald J Trump will crush the spaghetti gender bendet bitch tit flaring cuomo.
    Bring it on.

    • Mario Cuomo
      April 2, 2020 at 12:08 pm

      Son you dont have to do this.
      You cant beat the champ

    • Ed Koch, RIP
      April 3, 2020 at 9:56 pm

      “Vote for Cuomo, not the homo.” If I recall correctly, the late Mario Cuomo’s people put that anonymously on posters in Cuomo’s gubernatorial race against the late NYC Mayor Ed Koch, probably in the mid-to late 1970s. Ed Koch was one of a kind. He had the guts publicly, among many, many other things, to call out the black kids who used the word “axed” instead of “asked.” All the progs went nuts.

  • Don Lemon's worn-out sphincter
    April 2, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Go get her, Unc! Bury the bitch!

    • Mayor Pete Buttfuck
      April 2, 2020 at 12:09 pm

      I want A CRACK at dat azz

  • Why did anyone ever call her hot?
    April 2, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Rachel Dratch’s daughter

  • Lee Ho
    April 2, 2020 at 11:39 am

    As long as she suffers zero repercussions this will never end. Words are not repercussions with her, just more attention.

    I’ve said it before (as have others) she’s only going to get worse until she gets legally taken out, via by the law or she gets sued.

    Otherwise TB, build yourself a bunker, it’s going to be a long WAR, and I mean war.

  • Former Ink Stained Wretch
    April 2, 2020 at 10:36 am

    Almost invariably, this is what happens when you make hiring decisions with your penis, and not your brain. Please do continue with this train wreck, however – it’s exceptionally entertaining.

    How much did you pay Mary Jane Rottencrotch per byline to publish her dreck?

  • Getting boreddddddd
    April 2, 2020 at 10:33 am

    As much as I love seeing Kate get what she deserves, I feel like the more energy u put into this , the more petty it becomes. Stick to the usual bashing on new people. We all know there is no shortage of scum bag behavior right now. Unless it’s critical Kate information, these blogs about her seem pointless. Stick to what u do best and people will be happy

  • Dude
    April 2, 2020 at 10:19 am

    She’s winning and every post about her gives her more oxygen.

    You are dumb.

    • Harleyboys
      April 2, 2020 at 7:33 pm

      boy, you are dumb. keep giving it back tb. keep sticking up for yourself!

  • Nadia Yenraek
    April 2, 2020 at 9:59 am

    I’m pretty sure most of us are enjoying watching how she’s managed to get under your skin.

    Keep it up. I like the entertainment.

  • Fugget aboutit
    April 2, 2020 at 9:46 am

    More “Kate Hate”…

    And absolutely no comment about the plague? Or the Russian truck driver? Or the 3+ million unemployed?

    TB is jumping the shark with this Bristol shit.

    • Loyal reader
      April 2, 2020 at 10:07 am

      I have reluctantly put up with your ads that continue to multiply but this morning when I got a scam pop up from a supposed Verizon business customer they told me that I just won an iPhone and iPad and other electronics.I call bullshit.
      Please look into removing this malware As it will greatly harm your loyal readership community.
      This was from your turtle boy sports website.
      Thank you Turtleboy

      • Me
        April 2, 2020 at 6:53 pm

        if you are “loyal” then go as free for $10 asshole

  • Jordis
    April 2, 2020 at 9:37 am

    If the next blog on her doesnt have her actually paying for her ILLEGAL ACTIONS I won’t bother reading.

    There is no shock factor here. Anyone with half a brain knows she is a sociopathic ratchet and there are a million piece of shit traits and stories in the likes life. They are symptoms to the disease that is Katherine Peters.

    Bring legal action against Kate. Or keep telling people what we already know and what wont cure the world of her disease.

    • Sociopathic warfare
      April 2, 2020 at 10:00 am

      You’ve seen the matrix with this all along, but you might be missing something. Covid-19 has further slowed the wheels of justice, so this might take a bit. I’m sure receipts are being organized in the meantime

      These blogs are the jabs wearing her down while he winds up for the knockout punch that I’m waiting for just as much as you are

      Would you care for some popcorn in the meantime while she likely makes more mistakes?

      • Jorids
        April 2, 2020 at 12:12 pm

        I freaking love popcorn…hand it here!

  • I see dumb people
    April 2, 2020 at 9:30 am

    Yuck kunty kate definitely belongs with the O’connell clan that’s for sure… Every O’connell I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting are all scamming meth addicts who think they are above the law and untouchable… Perfect match of friends for kunty kate. They are the worst of the worst that our society has to offer.

    • Mike O'Connell
      April 2, 2020 at 10:06 am

      I guess the 18 goals I scored for the Bruins in ’83-4 weren’t good enough for you then.

      • Turtz McGurtz
        April 2, 2020 at 2:52 pm

        I looked that up and you’re right, he had more points than i would’ve thought. Turned out to be a shitty GM though. In his defense he learned from an even shittier GM.

  • Bloop
    April 2, 2020 at 9:02 am

    She’s like a prolapsed anus, just hanging out spewing shit. Can’t imagine having the state take your kids and still be delusional enough to think you’re a good person/parent because you know the difference between there, their and they’re.

  • Sociopathic warfare
    April 2, 2020 at 8:53 am

    A message for Kate’s dwindling group of supporters: Anything and everything Kate says or does is for her own benefit. She doesn’t care about you at all, only what you can do for her. You’ll eventually be discarded. With that said..

    Kate’s manipulation playbook:

    LOVE BOMB: This is how she sucks everyone into her orbit

    LIE: She’s a natural

    SPLITTING: Divides people using the lies (divide and conquer)

    PLAY THE VICTIM: Another natural skill, as the evidence shows. This is done so people will pity her and refrain from calling her out, which is one step closer to exposure

    RAGE: When the threat of exposure is imminent

    DISCARD: When she’s exposed and/or when she no longer has a use for the those who have helped her (Ex: the woman who raised her kids & TB)

    She’s rinsed and repeated this her entire life. Well, until she poked the turtle at least. Now her credibility is shot to shit

    You made your bed Kate. Speaking of making things, it’s time for some more popcorn

    • Dick Scratcher
      April 2, 2020 at 10:54 am

      Beautifully and succinctly done.

      A pleasure to read.

      DS

      • pfft
        April 2, 2020 at 11:51 am

        DS,
        You were kissing her ass in the comment section a few months ago. Just saying.
        Now that you seem to have come to your senses; good on you! She’s a flaming piece of shit and that turd can not be polished.

        • Dick Scratcher
          April 3, 2020 at 3:41 am

          Correct. But I wasn’t the only one who was fooled, along with Unc and many others.

          I hold my hand up. I got it wrong. Now my eyes are open and the psychotic bitch can fuck right off.

          DS

  • Alex Reimer
    April 2, 2020 at 8:39 am

    I’m Gerry Callahan’s twink boy! Oooooooh!

  • mrme
    April 2, 2020 at 8:33 am

    Big Yawn!!!

  • Kate Peter Drinks Semen
    April 2, 2020 at 8:33 am

    Fat Loser Kunt = Kate Peter = An Ugly Hook Nosed P.O.S.

  • Turtle King
    April 2, 2020 at 8:25 am

    Does anyone else see a similarity between the story of Joe Exotic/Carol Baskin and Turtleboy/Bristol?

    TB, Joe Exotic’s obsession with Carol landed him in jail. Take a deep breath brother. Don’t lose sight of the reason you started doing what you do. It ruined Joe. Don’t let it ruin you too!!!

  • Blasphemy
    April 2, 2020 at 8:06 am

    WTF in those discord chats she makes you out to be some sort of typical money grubbing Jew.
    That’s such Bullshit, anyone who has read your blog knows you’re no typical money grubbing Jew at all but you’re like some sort of fucking SUPER greedy, sleazy mother fucking Jewbag and we love it!
    (It’s hilarious to watch you man you’re on your own level of ratchet)

    • Say it to a Mossad agent
      April 2, 2020 at 12:09 pm

      Anti defamation league supporter here , I’m sure in your circles it’s perfectly acceptable to use anti Semitic hate speech , but in the real world it’s not . It’s typical behavior for uneducated people who are stuck in low wage jobs to try and blame everyone but themselves for their economic situation.

  • Dick Scratcher
    April 2, 2020 at 7:27 am

    Limerick of the Day

    A dirty truck-burner called Kate
    Is the skankiest whore in the state,
    Her life’s on the skids
    And she’s lost half her kids,
    But she’ll swallow on the very first date.

    Dick Scratcher – aged 2m from normal people, 100m from Bristhole Turtlesick

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      April 2, 2020 at 7:45 am

      I’ve missed these, immensely.

    • Finn
      April 2, 2020 at 7:58 am

      I love your poems and If that makes me gay so fucking what give me a cock to suck!

      Get Fucked,
      Finn
      (Cock sucking poem lover)

      • Harleyboys
        April 2, 2020 at 8:02 pm

        you aint finn. hes got balls you don’t. although you want them in your mouth you pillow biting cocksu ker.

        • Dick Scratcher
          April 3, 2020 at 3:44 am

          Finn is a she, anyway 🙂

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    April 2, 2020 at 7:19 am

    JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

    I’m not going to read this one, but let me guess whats in it: Jilted exes and their family members with an axe to grind.

    • TortugaNiño
      April 2, 2020 at 11:25 am

      Axe to grind…? I hear thats a great place for a haircut!

      • No Shops Open
        April 3, 2020 at 7:56 pm

        Shop is closed due to the Kung Flu

  • New boot goofin'
    April 2, 2020 at 7:19 am

    Can we get over this Bristol shit already man. Come on.

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 2, 2020 at 7:18 am

    Any human being that doesn’t provide, shelter and take responsibility for their own children is worthless.
    Good for you Kate, You learned how to suck, fuck and do drugs.
    Please kill yourself, Thank You

  • Tell us what the mainstream media won’t
    April 2, 2020 at 6:10 am

    you have tens if not hundreds of thousand readers daily , it’s time to get back to that hard hitting take no prisoners journalistic thing your capable of . We are in the midst of a pandemic the likes of which our nation hasn’t seen since 1918. The surge( or purge) is coming in short time most likely the next 14 days . Its in Your town for crying out loud . I think I speak for your loyal faithful When I say we all know Bristol is everything and more you exposed , now it’s time to move on . Roll out the real truths of COVID-19 . Why are package stores open and not pot shops ? Why did they close all gun stores early and all firearm licenses processing and issuance stop ? Tell us about the vehicles the government sent out to every state ( central ma one is in Sutton )

    • Murp
      April 2, 2020 at 6:54 am

      Or about how Meth is hitting the east coast and it’s users are plaguing comment sections of blogs everywhere at 4 a.m.

      • Dick Scratcher
        April 2, 2020 at 7:29 am

        Superb comment, Brother Murp. Genuine LOL moment.

        Less is sometimes more. 😀 😀

        • Murp
          April 2, 2020 at 7:45 am

          That’s sister Murp. Unless you’ve seen my 7th grade school pictures, before I was properly introduced to tweezers. In that case, Brother murp will do

          • Dick Scratcher
            April 2, 2020 at 10:50 am

            Sorry, Sister Murp.

    • white girl occasionally wasted
      April 2, 2020 at 12:03 pm

      Shh, shh. Package stores are essential. There are many a functioning alcoholic in our society, but reefer is for after work when the kids are in bed. Don’t be silly.
      Cheers!

  • Masacchio's used condom
    April 2, 2020 at 4:24 am

    He has always read the comments. Why wouldn’t he? Comments are the best part of any blog worth visiting. I laugh when bloggers like Unc and Vox Day claim that they don’t read them. Vox cites some vague studies that show that apparently no one reads comments. They only go to his blog for him. Right.

    There are some damn funny people writing comments here. If comments were turned off the blog would dry up.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      April 2, 2020 at 7:01 am

      Thank you, I appreciate the recognition.

      • TortugaNiño
        April 2, 2020 at 11:28 am

        He was refering to liawatha…

    • The Common Man
      April 2, 2020 at 8:49 am

      I only read the blog so I can understand what’s going on in the comments.

  • Queef of Farts
    April 2, 2020 at 4:16 am

    This is what you want people to pay for? If i wanted to hear you whine I’d rather a noose be involved.

    • Murp
      April 2, 2020 at 6:56 am

      People pay for content that urges people like you to use that noose

  • Ibita
    April 2, 2020 at 1:53 am

    “I quit my comfortable job as a teacher to do this.“

    Thanks for the laugh.

    Confused how this was supposed to make her look bad. You just look like a retaliatory employer. I personally think you’re both garbage humans and hypocrites but she does at least have the ability to be humble and admit she’s made fucked up choices. Ive never once heard you own one of the many mistakes I’ve seen you make.

    • Dick Scratcher
      April 2, 2020 at 4:12 am

      And yet here you are, reading and commenting.And being horribly wrong about that truck-burning, fraudster slag being “humble”.

      It would be best for all concerned if you fucked yourself right off and never returned.

      Thanks in advance.

      DS

    • Murp
      April 2, 2020 at 7:01 am

      Masshole’s wife, do you also think Kate is handling herself extremely well? Tell me, should we read that comment with the essence of your Jamaica Plain gangsta voice, or will you let us off easy with reading it in your calmer, just smoked my first menthol of the day in the bathroom while taking a shit voice?

  • Finally some clarity
    April 2, 2020 at 1:16 am

    Suggestion, run this by someone who is a clinical psychologist or shrink and has some free time on their hands. (Hint: cue the theme music to The Outer Limits.)

  • Mr. Bubba
    April 2, 2020 at 12:56 am

    Never stop exposing this slimy twat!

  • Waaaa, Another one??
    April 2, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Big deal, another blog about Kunt I mean Kate, SO WHAT. No need to come here and bitch and moan. If you see the title or you know what the blog is going to be about and you’re sick of hearing about her then DON’T READ IT. Move the fuck on!! Some people want to know and don’t fucking care that you’re bothered by it.
    If someone tried to ruin my life, I’d want to bury the fuck AND I’d want to tell EVERYBODY about it.

  • Ace Rothstein
    April 2, 2020 at 12:22 am

    Oh my God bro enough with the fucking snooze fest already

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    move on for fuck sake

    That being said, I love you Unc

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    April 2, 2020 at 12:17 am

    Loved you since Day one when I came across YOUR blog and will always love YOUR blog. I mean fuck sakes you wrote a book about YOUR blog.

    Kate- (Cause I know your creepy, stalkerish self is in here reading all this cause you are oddly obsessed with your own self) you are a rotten, good for absolutely nothing worthless junkie cunt. Say hi to DCF for me and the judge who removes your rights. You would think as a “mother”, you’d take a step back and think about how ALL OF THIS will affect those poor innocent kids. But nah. You only give a fuck about your worthless self. Tick tock douche canoe… Times catching up to you real soon .

    Oh and don’t forget Kate- DONT POKE THE TURTLE.

  • It's late
    April 2, 2020 at 12:15 am

    The two photos at the top look like before and after meth pictures. You are finally beginning to persuade me. But it’s too late for this one tonight; I’m still thinking about the photos of the woman from NH who objected to the “Kung-Fu virus” note on the barber shop. She must have been quite stunning when she was 18 or so.

  • Sprinkle Pig
    April 2, 2020 at 12:13 am

    I fucking hate this broad so much. She is disgusting inside and out. She is a genuine sociopath and has massive issues. By far the worst mother on the planet and quite possibly the worst person up there. She absolutely sucks and I cannot wait for her to get arrested for that fire amongst other things. She thinks she’s smart and she probably is when she’s surrounded by those morons on her “show”.she looks like she hasn’t washed her hair in years and has her 12-year-old daughter put her makeup on for her. Fuck she is gross! She deserves every bad thing that is coming to her. No more playing the victim Kate. The game is over and you lost!

  • Guinea Geisha
    April 2, 2020 at 12:05 am

    This whole quarantine staying home all the time thing was fun for awhile. But after Monday and Tuesday… even my calendar says W T F.

  • What a surprise
    April 1, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    Well, TB, it’s nice to know you read the comments.

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