Bristol Vows Massive Deformation Lawsuits After Her Defeat Yesterday In Attleboro District Court


I summarized what happened in court yesterday with Bristol over on TB Daily News. You can read all about it by clicking hereor you can just watch last night’s show or listen on the podcast.




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77 Comment(s)
  • Fake Rant Queen
    March 16, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    How did she flip so fast? What is her problem? SMH

  • Her cheeks are so cute, I could just
    March 14, 2020 at 5:25 am

    split them.


  • Send Blistex, or is it too much koolaid???!
    March 14, 2020 at 3:06 am

    The face you make when you are 5 years old & lick not only your lips but the skin surrounding during height chap season !! Or too much koolaid…..

  • She cute
    March 13, 2020 at 6:50 am

    Is she in any porns?

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gores Toupee
    March 12, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    duplicitous and manipulative people like her suck.

  • Right Wing Death Squad
    March 12, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    Bristol and Turtleboy are essentially the same person so it’s pretty funny watching them go at it like this

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 12, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Did she get stung by a bee?

  • Kidtouchersstaytogether
    March 12, 2020 at 10:38 am

    Lmao at the roofing company that’s sponsored this article. !!!lmao only if turtle knew the first on that family hahahahaha no surprise actually hahahahaha

  • Fabulous But Snarky Gay Fella
    March 12, 2020 at 10:01 am

    When it comes to makeup, she has the taste and skills of a 12 year old girl at a slumber party. Your top lip looks like it has a pink 1920s Clark Gable mustache, Sweety.

    • Osiris
      March 12, 2020 at 12:38 pm

      That lipstick “shadow” effect is from running those whore-painted lips repeatedly up and down a semi-erect, fleshy shaft. The lipstick that stays on said shaft is imprinted on the top lip as it rolls over trying to cover those horse teeth.
      A ho…fo sho.

    • Andrew Clay Silverstein
      March 12, 2020 at 1:14 pm

      You look like you just blew Bozo the Clown. OH!

  • Fuck off Bristol
    March 12, 2020 at 9:23 am

    Ratchet fat c%$t forgot how this shit works eh?

  • a
    March 12, 2020 at 8:59 am

    Did your order against her happen?

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    March 12, 2020 at 7:42 am

    Of course I’m going to READ all about it because your live show is offensive to my senses. Ask one of your Riders for audio help, for the love of christ.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 12, 2020 at 11:58 am

      Not to mention that fucking audio sample rate warning that pops up every 5 fucking seconds. None of that stuff is anything close to rocket science. And the person on the phone who doesn’t mute when not talking. If he wants to come off as some doof in his basement by the way he presents the screen, he’s got it nailed. With not much effort he make it much more presentable.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    March 12, 2020 at 12:22 am

    I figured I’d say it it her ancestral tongue:
    Vos a kant !

  • Brett Kavanaugh
    March 11, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    Hope she knows the breast stroke cuz I’m about to fill a swimming pool with CUM! WOULD!!!

  • Spic Tormenter
    March 11, 2020 at 11:30 pm

    She doesn’t look half bad in that pic.

    • Corona and Lime
      March 12, 2020 at 2:06 am

      Hope yer drunk there bud, talking all crazy like that

    • Mike and His Mirthful Math
      March 12, 2020 at 9:17 am

      You’re right – she doesn’t look 1/2 bad…she looks 5/6ths bad! Ho ho!

  • Anne
    March 11, 2020 at 11:21 pm

    You got this, TB. Well done! Not for nothing, but it’s defamation lawsuit, not deformation. Also affidavit, not after David. Whatever. Not trying to be the grammar police. Just thought you’d want to know…

    • Tell me you're kidding Anne
      March 12, 2020 at 12:14 am

      First time here, huh?

    • Hey Anne fuck off
      March 12, 2020 at 2:31 am

      Anne. You fucking retard.
      He knows the correct terms… he intentionally wrote those terms wrong. Honestly, how fucking stupid.
      Go away now dipshit

    • Glen Campbell
      March 12, 2020 at 9:08 am

      Anne with an E, do you have blonde hair?

    • Anne
      March 12, 2020 at 11:48 am

      Oops I didn’t know. Just trying to help!

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        March 12, 2020 at 12:07 pm

        Anne, those terms you corrected were actually used by people who Unc blogged about some time ago. Go lookup the Rockland city council sexcapades blogs. After david is actually caught on video/audio.

        • Anne
          March 12, 2020 at 12:20 pm

          Omg that’s funny! Thanks for the clarification…:)

      • jobrienxxx176
        March 12, 2020 at 6:53 pm

        Anne, please don’t be another punctuation or grammar police. There’s enough of those already as commenters

  • Sheriff Buford T Justice
    March 11, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    What in the hell do the Germans have to do with this?

  • Don't trust Chosenites
    March 11, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    The happy merchant isn’t so happy anymore. Surprised she isn’t related to any lawyers.

  • New career
    March 11, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    That strange picture of Bristol dressed in white looks like she’s auditioning to be the “Ad-Free Turtleboy” pop-up girl.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    March 11, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    What kind of life is this?

  • Bristol works in Bridgewater’s ghetto
    March 11, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    3/2/20 12:24pm Asst. Facility Manager of Kingswood Apartments requesting an officer in regards to one of their work trucks being vandalized and set on fire.

    • Makes sense
      March 12, 2020 at 6:12 am

      You mean to tell me that a career ratchet with a superiority complex makes a career collecting cash money from a low rent ratchet complex?

  • I object
    March 11, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    Bristie Smollett still pretending to be a victim while threatening others with “ummm perjury” at 2:28am, and civil lawsuits at 4:00am, is so Bristie Smollett it hurts.

  • Cute Chick
    March 11, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    Bristol left a lit cigarette on the front seat and it smoldered until it went out.
    End of Story.

    • Bristolsabitch
      March 11, 2020 at 9:51 pm

      She must of got ahold of Diego’s new testers and left a cigarette in the work truck. Fucking junkies.

  • whatevuh
    March 11, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    TB you definitely did something to her to make her come after you like this, admit what you did, we’d all like to end the speculation . . .

    • WeRFucked
      March 11, 2020 at 8:14 pm

      Don’t you think she would have told us by now? I don’t think anyone has any secrets left here.

    • Truth
      March 11, 2020 at 10:28 pm

      TB seems to be censoring comments about happy merchants. Guess the ADL threatened him.

      The only thing TB did wrong was to trust a Chosenite.

  • Super Tramp
    March 11, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    The bitch be looking like Alice Cooper!

    • Truth
      March 11, 2020 at 10:31 pm

      No surprise. All members of the tribe are 30th cousins to each other.

  • Riveting
    March 11, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    In unrelated but equally important news I’m looking to pay a smoking hot Chinese babe $50 to suck my cock like my balls are full of the Corona Virus antidote this Friday night.

  • Kate's 27th Personality
    March 11, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    Bahahahahahahahaha, Katie lost because she’s a skankasaurus losah. She lost because cheaters never win and winners don’t need to cheat. In short Katie, you lost because you suck. God loves us more ya silly twatpop

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    March 11, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    There’s a constructive lesson here for all the younger Turtle Riders. Bristol has shown you how not to leave a job. If you do it right you will prosper. If you do it wrong you will fail.

    Right Way: Even if you hate your employer, give two weeks written notice. Leave politely. Don’t steal anything on the way out. Avoid speaking negatively about your former employer, even in private. You can have your own thoughts but keep them to yourself to avoid any blowback. Remember, anyone to whom you trash your former boss is thinking that you will do the same to them down the line. Avoid this temptation. Keep the conflict off of social media (cancer). Build your own thing in a new job or venture, and exceed your old boss. Live well.

    Wrong Way: Trash the old boss publicly. Steal his assets (customers, sponsors, fans, etc.). If you do this expect a reaction. In the case of our friend, she had potential. She invested a lot of time and money. She had a good start, and boom – all gone in a flash.

    Kids, take my advice. Employ impulse control and emotional intelligence. You’ll win in the long term.

    Everyone lost in this case. Bristol lost her brand and a new business with great potential. Uncle took a hit to his reputation and was made to look bad. The fans lost a great voice and future entertainment.

    • But, but, but I’m always right
      March 11, 2020 at 8:26 pm

      Sage advice, but sadly will be lost on most of this generation.

      • Sir Wilfred Death
        March 11, 2020 at 8:51 pm

        I said my piece. They have to make their own way. It’s their world now.

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg
          March 11, 2020 at 9:03 pm

          Terrifying piece of truth right there Sir Wilfred.

          On a related topic, we are concerned for your health as your recent posts are not bookended by your traditional statement regarding the composition of the Social Medias. I pray you are well and not afflicted with the MaiTaivirus?

          • Sir Wilfred Death
            March 12, 2020 at 8:12 am

            This restless knight is doing just fine. Thanks for your concern.

            To be very clear:

            Social Media is Cancer

            Everyone stay well.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    March 11, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    Ok, this is going to go on for so long, You all need to send out for some Chinese Food.

  • Harvey Weinstein
    March 11, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Before I head off to prison, I’d like to give her some Harvey’s Bristol Creme

  • Tommy Tutone & Hot Bristol Girl
    March 11, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    Bristol I got your # I need to make you mine Bristol don’t change your # 8675309 I got it I got it I got your # on the wall I got it I got it for a good time for a good time call 8675309 !!!!! 8675309!!!!!!

    • Red dog
      March 11, 2020 at 8:28 pm

      That’s actually my buddie Wally’s number.

  • Who Flung Cum
    March 11, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    What a feckless cunt.

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    March 11, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    I was always told never to trust the individual with two first names.

    • Billy Joel
      March 11, 2020 at 5:29 pm

      I’m an innocent man

  • Osiris
    March 11, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Of course she’s doing the old duck-faced selfie.
    Ratchet is as ratchet does.

  • I like titties
    March 11, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    If you vote me down, you are a homo.

    • Finn
      March 11, 2020 at 8:19 pm

      Down Voted
      Get Fucked

      • Real_Finn
        March 12, 2020 at 9:54 pm

        Fake Finn,

        I’m flattered that you continue to mimic me – but there is only 1 of me. I was sick (don’t worry – *not* coronavirus) and took a break.

        Get Fucked,

  • randiguy2006
    Jesus H. Christ
    March 11, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    I’m so glad this is what our court systems are being used for.

    MySpace fight between two mental midgets.

    • Amen
      March 11, 2020 at 5:07 pm

      They aren’t even married either… ludicrous

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    March 11, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    I love this and can’t wait for more to come. This woman deserves everything that she is getting. She is disgusting white trash. She is a lunatic that spends her time on Facebook reporting everyone like a year old. But seriously look at the trash she surrounds herself with Ashley and Masshole wife are just as gross as she is and honestly those kids that were taken from her are very lucky. They actually have a decent chance at life now.

    • Lipstickhippie
      March 11, 2020 at 5:20 pm

      Kate had her kids taken away? How the hell did I miss that???

  • Shawn Silvia
    Right to the point
    March 11, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Will you two just fuck and put a stop to this?

    • Andrea Grocer
      March 11, 2020 at 5:09 pm

      Give each other Cleveland Steamers instead

      • webstah
        March 11, 2020 at 6:59 pm

        The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

  • Change the channel
    March 11, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Dear Bristol/Kate: Since you appear to be traveling through the court system without an attorney, here’s some free advice. Statements made in court are privileged, meaning you cannot sue someone for what they say in court or submit to a court in writing. If you don’t like what happened in Attleboro, consider taking an appeal — if an attorney tells you there is a non-frivolous basis for one. And don’t file another lawsuit on the same facts. So-called collateral attacks are strongly disfavored. Life is short. Something the great Johnny Cochran knows only too well.

  • Meh
    March 11, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    What is that on her upper lip? Misplaced lipstick? Razor burn? Bloody Dirty Sanchez?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 11, 2020 at 4:49 pm

      Ringworm from sucking off dog cock

    • I See Dumb People
      I see dumb people
      March 12, 2020 at 8:12 am

      I believe she is using the ratchet queen kylie jenners make up tutorials.. Ratchet queen says if you want bigger lips and can’t afford surgery and weren’t genetically blessed than you can simply line the outside of your lips and apply lipstick to your skin to have the appearance of a larger kisser…. As you can see it doesn’t work and makes ratchets look more like a ratchet joker instead of a ratchet queen …. As a big lipped bitch i highly take offense to posers of this nature as they will never know the true torture of growing up with a plump kisser and being called vile names by horny boys lmfao just kidding well about the last part of taking offense im not a liberal cunt i could care less… But seriously if you miss your own lips putting on un godly amounts of make up maybe you should not be wearing so much make up… And drop the face tune filters .. Not everyone is naturally beautiful and thats ok as long as you have a good personality oh wait.. Kate is screwed she has none

  • Jordis
    March 11, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    A shit ton of makeup obviously applied by the visual impaired, plus filters, ends up looking like the 2pm crew at Foxy Ladys.

    I guess the saying still stands..”You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig”

    • The Slippah
      March 11, 2020 at 9:30 pm

      She’s not good enough for the foxy lady, more like take out from the glass slipper.

      • Ratchet ho can't dance
        March 11, 2020 at 10:38 pm

        I saw her dancing on the counter at Mickey’s during lunch today. Gave her $5 to put her clothes back on.

  • Be Gone Fugly Biatch
    March 11, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    Girl dont go away mad
    Girl just go away

  • dball31211
    March 11, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    oh the makeup! the eyelashes! it’s soooo bad.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 11, 2020 at 4:51 pm

      She’s vying for the Joan Jett on heroin look

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