Bruins Win, Bernie Wants To Let Terrorists Vote, Emerson College Feminists Have Gone Mad, Mike Gaffney Strikes Again


The Bruins beat the Leafs. Again. Bernie Sanders wants to let the Boston Marathon terrorist vote and now the rest of the democrats do too because they’re all too scared of his supporters to go against him. Also, feminists are accusing innocent guys at Emerson College of being rapists, proving once again that the mobs who went after Kavanaugh will continue to use these tactics because it’s been legitimized now. And finally, Mike Gaffney created a new website about Turtleboy and it’s the most crazy thing he’s done to date.




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6 Comment(s)
  • Wwy
    April 24, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Look how Americans voted for Jew wars,this kid should run for Congress then president.

  • Borat the Rapist
    April 24, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    My Sisatahhh is #4 prostitute in all of Kazhakstan. Nicccceeeeeee

  • Well, No Shit
    April 24, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    This whole topic of “Should Prisoners Be Allowed to Vote” has a fairly simple solution;

    Felony convictions are a hard “No.”
    Everything else is a ‘Yes.”

    So, murderers, rapists, kidnappers, terrorists, etc. can all fuck clear off.
    OUIs, simple assault, misdemeanor possession, etc. are all good to go.


  • Hmmmmm
    April 24, 2019 at 10:05 am

    The marathon bomber wasn’t even a legal citizen therefore he can’t vote at all…..

    • Tall Deval
      April 24, 2019 at 12:06 pm

      Yes he was and is a fucking citizen.

  • Jason Bathgate
    April 24, 2019 at 9:19 am

    I find it disgusting that on the 6th anniversary of Officer Sean Collier’s funeral, Cher and Bernie say that his murderer is entitled to his right to vote. Why isn’t this in the news? Borat should be in the darkest hole we can find.

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