For the past few weeks the group of rapists, criminals, and otherwise perpetual virgins who pretend to be “First Amendment auditors” have been traveling to New Hampshire to harass democrats running for President. Well, not all democrats, just one really – Joe Biden. They are obsessed with this guy because they’ve decided that the old fart is a child molester, when in fact even Republicans will admit that he’s just a creepy dude from a different era who doesn’t understand boundaries and can’t stop saying stupid shit. Turbitt, Anselmo, and Bucket Boy have been following him around to every speaking event, until yesterday when Jill Biden and a group of women basically fucked up Bucket Boy and threw his ass out.
WATCH: Jill Biden hustles out protester at @JoeBiden rally in Manchester on election eve. #fitn #NHPolitics pic.twitter.com/oHcuY1auAz
— Lynn Sweet (@lynnsweet) February 11, 2020
And then there’s fat boy’s view.
Is there anything more emasculating than being a toothless man closing in on 300 pounds, who gets extremely close to and aggressive with the Vice President, but Secret Service considers you so little of a threat that they bring in some elderly women to throw your ass out?
The answer is, as it turns out, is yes. The vice president’s wife can then rub it in your face and talk smack about you on Twitter.
You can take the girl out of Philly… https://t.co/tiAbSEnH14
— Dr. Jill Biden (@DrBiden) February 11, 2020
The funny part about this is that Biden and his supporters probably think these are some Trump supporters, when in fact it’s just a bunch of perpetually unemployed slobs desperately trying to gain relevance. They would do this to Donald Trump in a heartbeat, but they know that Melania’s in a lot better shape than Jill Biden so they’d proceed with caution.
My question is, why just go after Biden? Sure, he’s a little gropey, but they all have scandals you can yell about. Amy Klobuchar throws her God damn shoes at underpaid staffers and eats with comb. Bernie wants to give actual rapists in jail the right to vote, and is a legitimate communist. Pocahontas lied about being Native American for decades. All of them wanna let men in the girl’s locker room. And they’re picking on Biden?
Well, they WERE picking on Biden. Now that Jill fucked up Bucket Boy I think the word is out. Better luck with Mayor Pete fat boy.
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30 Comment(s)
I think Jill Biden would be fun in the sack. Three points of entry, no doubt.
Would not let creepy Joe watch. He probably has a severed child’s head preserved and scented like no more tears shampoo that he likes to spend his alone time with, anyway.
Fat loser looks like he’s been chewing on rocks.
Get a job you fucking loser.
The only reason that most of the Democratic field was running around NH was no one posted the correct Silver Alert. And the only reason Joe is on the loose is the dog tracks closed.
Does anyone know if Biden noticed Buckaroo Tooth decay, or even knew where he was?
As much as I dislike Joe.The look on his face in the picture
above is fantastic.Looking at Bucketboy like “what is that fucking thing?”
Josh has “summer” teeth… Some are here, some are there.. and if he EVER shows his ass up at a Trump Rally, might as well buy stock in YooHoo, because without any teeth, that’s all he’s going to be able to pour down his cake hole, OH WAIT, with the exception of all the sperm he guzzles on his various getaways to local jails.. Fucking twat….
He actually looks like the ‘ackchyually’ meme…
They didn’t just go after Joe, they did the same thing to Michael Bloomberg the other day. And why call them unemployed when we all know that Bucket Boy is a great deli technician?
CUT THAT MEAT!!!
Bernie’s bros left when their shift was up and left their signs on the ground. Free signs! First act of socialism!
Biden also left when his shift was up. Sad.
Good grief, I’ve seen more of a crowd at the RMV on a Tuesday afternoon. This is the former Vice President of the United States and he’s standing in a high school gym with 90 people.
Joe should just give up right now, this is f—king embarrassing.
That’s why he skipped town so quickly. Not to mention there probably won’t be any primary results until the weekend….lol
Do The Hustle
Trump had 8,000 patriots in the freezing cold and rain who were the overflow and had to watch on the big screen. A piece of shit attracts more flies then these dims do people.
Honestly, who is gonna draw these crowds in 2024? Nobody. Let’s enjoy the Trump years. It’s very similar to the Brady years. Don’t get too used to winning.
As an older guy can someone explain to me how these auditors make money from YouTube. Do they get a check based upon how many views they have or do they have to get sponsorship?? Thanks
Yes, it’s sponsorship. The more views they get, the more sponsors they get.
It’s all part of the radical lefts plan. They pull this shit like this and the media will blame Trump supporters. Expect encounters to get more violent as the election season continues. They’re stupid and desperate.
Bucketboy is welcomed at my rallies…..he’s so fat then I can finally say one of my rallies is at full capacity and not be lying
Josh is on YouTube telling people when he gets the restraining order dropped tomorrow he’s going to release videos and pictures of what he’s alluding in my opinion of him and trash truck girl. I hope she reads this still and tells the courts. Wow is he fucking stupid
Sex videos of those two should be used by Planned Parenthood
Shooting up is an integral part of their foreplay.
The Democrats are in shambles. Eating their own and trying to one up each other for what free shit they’re going to give away at the taxpayers expense.
And the mystery as to why they want open borders becomes clearer every day. Americans won’t vote for them.
If Jill Biden kicked that fat fuck in the balls his polls would skyrocket
Unless she lifted up his copious FUPA, she’d never get anywhere near his balls. But, then again, the jury is out on whether he even owns a pair !
Nice Toof
Biden fills a high school gym with like 500 idiots.
Trump, in Manchester, filled an entire stadium of patriots to the max.
MAGA
Lol patriots you watch a lot of t.v.
I never thought I’d be calling children a loathsome cunt. But looks like I am.