Bucket Boy Got Fucked Up By Jill Biden


For the past few weeks the group of rapists, criminals, and otherwise perpetual virgins who pretend to be “First Amendment auditors” have been traveling to New Hampshire to harass democrats running for President. Well, not all democrats, just one really – Joe Biden. They are obsessed with this guy because they’ve decided that the old fart is a child molester, when in fact even Republicans will admit that he’s just a creepy dude from a different era who doesn’t understand boundaries and can’t stop saying stupid shit. Turbitt, Anselmo, and Bucket Boy have been following him around to every speaking event, until yesterday when Jill Biden and a group of women basically fucked up Bucket Boy and threw his ass out.

And then there’s fat boy’s view.

Is there anything more emasculating than being a toothless man closing in on 300 pounds, who gets extremely close to and aggressive with the Vice President, but Secret Service considers you so little of a threat that they bring in some elderly women to throw your ass out?

The answer is, as it turns out, is yes. The vice president’s wife can then rub it in your face and talk smack about you on Twitter.

The funny part about this is that Biden and his supporters probably think these are some Trump supporters, when in fact it’s just a bunch of perpetually unemployed slobs desperately trying to gain relevance. They would do this to Donald Trump in a heartbeat, but they know that Melania’s in a lot better shape than Jill Biden so they’d proceed with caution.

My question is, why just go after Biden? Sure, he’s a little gropey, but they all have scandals you can yell about. Amy Klobuchar throws her God damn shoes at underpaid staffers and eats with comb. Bernie wants to give actual rapists in jail the right to vote, and is a legitimate communist. Pocahontas lied about being Native American for decades. All of them wanna let men in the girl’s locker room. And they’re picking on Biden?

Well, they WERE picking on Biden. Now that Jill fucked up Bucket Boy I think the word is out. Better luck with Mayor Pete fat boy.



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30 Comment(s)
  • Mature stuff
    February 12, 2020 at 11:58 pm

    I think Jill Biden would be fun in the sack. Three points of entry, no doubt.
    Would not let creepy Joe watch. He probably has a severed child’s head preserved and scented like no more tears shampoo that he likes to spend his alone time with, anyway.

  • Chip Striker
    February 12, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    Fat loser looks like he’s been chewing on rocks.

    Get a job you fucking loser.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    February 12, 2020 at 10:15 am

    The only reason that most of the Democratic field was running around NH was no one posted the correct Silver Alert. And the only reason Joe is on the loose is the dog tracks closed.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 12, 2020 at 1:13 am

    Does anyone know if Biden noticed Buckaroo Tooth decay, or even knew where he was?

  • Deval Patricks Scrotum
    February 11, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    As much as I dislike Joe.The look on his face in the picture
    above is fantastic.Looking at Bucketboy like “what is that fucking thing?”

  • only straight guy in Northampton
    February 11, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    Josh has “summer” teeth… Some are here, some are there.. and if he EVER shows his ass up at a Trump Rally, might as well buy stock in YooHoo, because without any teeth, that’s all he’s going to be able to pour down his cake hole, OH WAIT, with the exception of all the sperm he guzzles on his various getaways to local jails.. Fucking twat….

    • Separated at Birth
      February 11, 2020 at 9:01 pm

      He actually looks like the ‘ackchyually’ meme…

  • Bucket Boy Rules
    February 11, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    They didn’t just go after Joe, they did the same thing to Michael Bloomberg the other day. And why call them unemployed when we all know that Bucket Boy is a great deli technician?

    • Peyton Manning
      February 12, 2020 at 10:03 am

      CUT THAT MEAT!!!

  • Larouche’s Ghost
    February 11, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    Bernie’s bros left when their shift was up and left their signs on the ground. Free signs! First act of socialism!

    Biden also left when his shift was up. Sad.

  • xyz
    February 11, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Good grief, I’ve seen more of a crowd at the RMV on a Tuesday afternoon. This is the former Vice President of the United States and he’s standing in a high school gym with 90 people.

    Joe should just give up right now, this is f—king embarrassing.

    • asdfjkl;
      February 11, 2020 at 5:01 pm

      That’s why he skipped town so quickly. Not to mention there probably won’t be any primary results until the weekend….lol

  • Van McCoy
    February 11, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Do The Hustle

  • 2020 Lanslide & Beyond
    February 11, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Trump had 8,000 patriots in the freezing cold and rain who were the overflow and had to watch on the big screen. A piece of shit attracts more flies then these dims do people.

    • The Realist
      February 11, 2020 at 5:07 pm

      Honestly, who is gonna draw these crowds in 2024? Nobody. Let’s enjoy the Trump years. It’s very similar to the Brady years. Don’t get too used to winning.

  • Money for Nothing
    February 11, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    As an older guy can someone explain to me how these auditors make money from YouTube. Do they get a check based upon how many views they have or do they have to get sponsorship?? Thanks

    • Yes....
      February 11, 2020 at 6:30 pm

      Yes, it’s sponsorship. The more views they get, the more sponsors they get.

  • Insider
    February 11, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    It’s all part of the radical lefts plan. They pull this shit like this and the media will blame Trump supporters. Expect encounters to get more violent as the election season continues. They’re stupid and desperate.

  • Elizabeth Warren (wants the) D-mass
    February 11, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    Bucketboy is welcomed at my rallies…..he’s so fat then I can finally say one of my rallies is at full capacity and not be lying

  • Josh, Back At it...
    February 11, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    Josh is on YouTube telling people when he gets the restraining order dropped tomorrow he’s going to release videos and pictures of what he’s alluding in my opinion of him and trash truck girl. I hope she reads this still and tells the courts. Wow is he fucking stupid

    • Yucky
      February 11, 2020 at 3:12 pm

      Sex videos of those two should be used by Planned Parenthood

      • Yep.
        February 12, 2020 at 11:46 pm

        Shooting up is an integral part of their foreplay.

  • Gamma
    February 11, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    The Democrats are in shambles. Eating their own and trying to one up each other for what free shit they’re going to give away at the taxpayers expense.

    • Truth
      February 12, 2020 at 10:07 am

      And the mystery as to why they want open borders becomes clearer every day. Americans won’t vote for them.

  • bill fleming
    February 11, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    If Jill Biden kicked that fat fuck in the balls his polls would skyrocket

    • Ray Patriarca
      FUPA protected
      February 12, 2020 at 1:04 pm

      Unless she lifted up his copious FUPA, she’d never get anywhere near his balls. But, then again, the jury is out on whether he even owns a pair !

  • hartf811
    dirty bastards
    February 11, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Nice Toof

  • Judge dread
    February 11, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    Biden fills a high school gym with like 500 idiots.

    Trump, in Manchester, filled an entire stadium of patriots to the max.


    • Children
      February 11, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      Lol patriots you watch a lot of t.v.

      • Giulia
        February 11, 2020 at 6:40 pm

        I never thought I’d be calling children a loathsome cunt. But looks like I am.

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