For the past few weeks the group of rapists, criminals, and otherwise perpetual virgins who pretend to be “First Amendment auditors” have been traveling to New Hampshire to harass democrats running for President. Well, not all democrats, just one really – Joe Biden. They are obsessed with this guy because they’ve decided that the old fart is a child molester, when in fact even Republicans will admit that he’s just a creepy dude from a different era who doesn’t understand boundaries and can’t stop saying stupid shit. Turbitt, Anselmo, and Bucket Boy have been following him around to every speaking event, until yesterday when Jill Biden and a group of women basically fucked up Bucket Boy and threw his ass out.
— Lynn Sweet (@lynnsweet) February 11, 2020
And then there’s fat boy’s view.
Is there anything more emasculating than being a toothless man closing in on 300 pounds, who gets extremely close to and aggressive with the Vice President, but Secret Service considers you so little of a threat that they bring in some elderly women to throw your ass out?
The answer is, as it turns out, is yes. The vice president’s wife can then rub it in your face and talk smack about you on Twitter.
You can take the girl out of Philly… https://t.co/tiAbSEnH14
— Dr. Jill Biden (@DrBiden) February 11, 2020
The funny part about this is that Biden and his supporters probably think these are some Trump supporters, when in fact it’s just a bunch of perpetually unemployed slobs desperately trying to gain relevance. They would do this to Donald Trump in a heartbeat, but they know that Melania’s in a lot better shape than Jill Biden so they’d proceed with caution.
My question is, why just go after Biden? Sure, he’s a little gropey, but they all have scandals you can yell about. Amy Klobuchar throws her God damn shoes at underpaid staffers and eats with comb. Bernie wants to give actual rapists in jail the right to vote, and is a legitimate communist. Pocahontas lied about being Native American for decades. All of them wanna let men in the girl’s locker room. And they’re picking on Biden?
Well, they WERE picking on Biden. Now that Jill fucked up Bucket Boy I think the word is out. Better luck with Mayor Pete fat boy.
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