This is David Buxbaum from Burlington.
As you can see, he is a grown man in his 30’s with a chinstrap, which by definition means that he feels entitled to send strange women on Facebook images of his spam javelin in hopes that it will turn their vaginas into Indonesia during monsoon season, and lead to them dropping everything they’re doing to jump on board. But on the rare occasion that he is rejected he doesn’t take it well.
“I’m the type of guy that truly doesn’t give a fuck and I do what I want, when I want lol.”
What exactly is the word for a man who does whatever he wants sexually to a woman whenever he wants to, simply because he doesn’t give a fuck? Oh right, a rapist.
“You’re a miserable, damaged cunt if you ask me.”
Yea dude, you’re the one sending your junk to to women on Facebook, so maybe she’s not the damaged one here. Just a though.
“You’re fucking fat and ugly as fuck. I just wanted to get laid but I couldn’t hold it together long enough.”
Oh good, the people you send unsolicited womb broom pics to on Facebook are all fat and ugly because this is apparently the only group of individuals you can see yourself having sex with. Yes, you’re the winner here.
“You’re nothing but a mooch off the government, you’re fucking nothing. If it wasn’t for your welfare check you wouldn’t have had the shit you own. Go fuck yourself you disgusting good for nothing cunt.”
Well, he’s certainly charming. Maybe that explains his 2011 arrest for domestic violence.
In fairness, he did say that he’s the kind of guy who doesn’t give a fuck and does what he wants, when he wants, which includes domestic battery and malicious destruction of property.
I reached out to the Burlington Bone Ranger for comment but he didn’t feel much like talking and I ended up getting blocked.
Guess he doesn’t appreciate unsolicited messages either.
Pro tip – if you’re not willing to whip your dick out in front of a woman in person then don’t send pictures of it to them on Facebook. They’re not nearly as impressed with it as you are.
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61 Comment(s)
Lord Baron is Burlingtons projects. Mandated diversity housing. Whenever there us trouble at the mall, its usually lord barron animals.
Montvale ave is Woburn not Burlington.
Woburn is where those 2 monkies got arrested for shooting a fellow primate at Jake n Joes
At 12:45 a.m., David S. Buxbaum, 25, of 314 Montvale Ave. Apt. #1, was arrested and charged with assault and battery (domestic), intimidating a witness and malicious destruction of property under $250. According to police, Buxbaum was taken into custody when he voluntarily entered the police station at 9:30 a.m. Dec. 17 to discuss a domestic incident that occurred the night before and was reported at 12:45 a.m.
Screw this fugazi! He looks like a Dominican from Springfield.
How can you take anyone wearing jorts seriously?
We definitely need a better voice than this tool.
Haha!
I really hope that pic you sent is not of him, and that he takes out criminal charges on you for it! Would love it if you have to register as a sex offender for it too! You got a break from the Worcester Education department, will not get another break!
Can’t make this stuff up fox! Love it!
What in the hell are you talking about? Here’s a tip: Start taking your medication again.
I’ll bet David will have a great day at work tomorrow:
Hey, whip it out, let’s see that big fucking horse cock of yours ! bahahahaha
I can’t decide what is the most skeevy; that earring, cabana shirt, or N’Sync beard.
Nice earrings. They sell men’s items where he bought those?
I always enjoyed a good dick pic and some raw dog action. Too bad my choices caused me to die as a trashy pregnant teen in Florida.
I’m sure Algore is very proud how his internet has improved the lives of perverts like David.
He looks like he collects more dick pics than he sends.
Buxbaum.
Nothing more needs to be said.
Well, maybe this:
What a cunt !
I love the use of ‘unsolicited’..as opposed to all the other times that women have asked for dick pics (which has never happened not one in the history of pics) LOL
Is it me? Or does he look like Randy Daytona’s simpleton little brother?
Well that escalated quickly. Also, why is his profile picture of him trying on shoes in Payless? So many questions.
Can I get his #
Dude doesn’t look white. Probably a fucking sand panda. Non-white fuck.
But love your mom!
-Dindu
This is a case for assemblyman Dov Hikind the ADL can’t handle overload of anti-Jewish bias anymore.
If the gentleman Mr.Adam Buxbaum of Berkshire Jewish Voice wants to show his Schmeckle so the FK what you cant tell him otherwise its his right….HOW DARE YOU !
“Buxbaum”. Say no more..
As a Doctor, I can tell you spam javelin is not the proper term for that part of the male anatomy.
I’ve conferred with my learned colleagues:
Dr. Frank Burns
Doogie Howser, M.D.
Dr. Oliver Harmon “Spearchucker” Jones
Dr. Pepper
Dr. Bend Over
Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr.
Dr. Hannibal Lecter
Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali
and Dr. Strangelove
We all concur.
Thank you Doctor Jill Biden and many thanks to your professional colleagues.
Hey! What about me?
Liberal idiots declared you racist for having the audacity to draw Asians. Your opinion doesn’t matter anymore.
Hey what about me? I gave a press conference and cried when the cops shot that felon rapist Jacob Blake. I’m so woke!
Don’t forget Dr. J.
Don’t forget Dr. Ben Jabituya and Dr. Giggles
You forgot the Dr most responsible for this perv’s delusions of grandeur.
Bitch, I can do with ten people tell me to do. So I guess I’ll remain the same. Now you and Joe fuck the fuck off.
You haven’t experienced a windmill
Calling…
Dr. Howard
Dr. Fine
Dr. Howard
This is Paul Shanley. Can you text me the dick pics?
This is Freddy Mercury. Copy me on that text of the dick pics.
Look at that censored black blob! It’s gotta be like a goddamn elephants’s trunk.
This is Pete Buttigieg. Add me to the group text message. I gotta see these dick pics.
This is Kamala Harris. Unsubscribe me from this dick pics group message. This guy has nothing to offer me if I sucked him off. Where is Joe Biden?
how dare u
Fuck off. That’s my line!
Want to see my bunny?
This is Rob Ford. Hunter, Can you show me your crack pipe? I need a new one. Wore mine out. What kind of pipe do you smoke crack from Hunter. I saw the pics, looks to be a quality puffer.
Many times, not always of course, but many times, when a guy sends around dick pics to women, unsolicited, it is either one of two reasons, or some of both
1 – The last pussy the guy was in was his mom when he was born
2 – Masterbation requires tweezers and a magnifying glass
Well he definitely looks like the nambla type. I’m sure he ment to send his little pecka picture to a unsuspecting little boy. Pro tip, if your gonna send little pecka pictures at least make sure its bigger than your ninehead. You could land a few C30 Hercules on that fucking ninehead.
Honest question. Do women actually enjoy receiving dick pics, ever? There’s nothing visually appealing about a dick.
I can’t speak for the ladies, but I love ’em!
Oh Kate, smh. Well I must admit he isn’t that bad. What do you say to a menage a trois? Just remember your cop costume.
Seems like most women like to have a dick in their pussy, mouth or ass. Most women don’t just want to stare at a dick. And note to guys, if your women lets you cum all over her face, she is doing that to please you, no woman really enjoys that. Nor do they enjoy random dick pics from asshole dudes.
Are you snorting your birth control again? I’ve met and cummed on many faces of wahhmen who have admitted they love it and have also begged for it. I’ve also met plenty of wahhmen who have begged to suck the babies out of my dick after sticking it in their ass.
Wahhmen lie about anything and everything to make them self look like they are innocent when in reality they are not! I’ve also never met a wahhmen I have not slept with on the first night and I’ve painted many, many, many towns white. The fuck you saying hoe?
Wahhmen only see it as sexual harassment if they dont find the dude attractive. If they find the dude attractive it’s all smiles and sunshine. This has been proven time and time again. The fuck you trying to kidd?
And no I do not condone sending dick pictures to wahhmen or woman. Just because 98.9% of you dont respect your selves does not mean that dudes need to be sending dick pictures.
Dudes need to show a little more self respect because going this route is a sure plan to get your ass on a registry you’ll never get off of. Some dudes are just fucking retarded but all wahhmen in general are fucking retards. Not very many women left in soiciety but plenty of wahhmen. I do not believe for one second this chick does not like dick pictures. She likes dick pictures just not from this dude or any other dude she does not find attractive or a dude she cant gain anything from. Now run along and go contemplate your post ya birth control snorting half witt.
Wahhmen lie through their teeth with a smile every god damn day! prove me wrong you cant.
I figured Bridgewater wouldn’t allow patients guest Wifi access.
How do you circumcise an MGTOW?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Well it is the holiday season so could they be considered complimentary?
Well, to answer your question Ghost of Lyndon Byers… a dick can be a beautiful thing. I think most heterosexual chicks would agree. The thing about receiving a dick pic is… we’re thinking: “ok, you’ve just given me the power to humiliate you if I want to.” And chicks don’t like a dumbass. (Well, some do. But that’s a different can of worms.)
I wish he would send them to me, I would like that!
I’m sure this earring wearing load guzzler reacted this way because he realized he sent the D pics to a female by accident.
I’ll look him up when I’m in the area of 13 Kingsdale st in Burlington…..:)
Fuckin’ tool!
Didn’t you JUST do a whole post basically calling a woman a “damaged miserable ugly fat cunt.” ?
Pay attention. The post was about the total loser who couldn’t get any because, well – look at him.
Sooner or later, somebody’s husband or boyfriend will catch up with him. Burlington isn’t a big town, he’ll be easy to find.
No one in Burlington is going to do shit. Burlington is full of cucks, homos and frail little indian men.