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Burlington Bone Ranger Tells Woman She’s A Damaged Miserable Ugly Fat Cunt After She Asks Him To Stop Sending Unsolicited Dick Pics

 

This is David Buxbaum from Burlington.

As you can see, he is a grown man in his 30’s with a chinstrap, which by definition means that he feels entitled to send strange women on Facebook images of his spam javelin in hopes that it will turn their vaginas into Indonesia during monsoon season, and lead to them dropping everything they’re doing to jump on board. But on the rare occasion that he is rejected he doesn’t take it well.

“I’m the type of guy that truly doesn’t give a fuck and I do what I want, when I want lol.”

What exactly is the word for a man who does whatever he wants sexually to a woman whenever he wants to, simply because he doesn’t give a fuck? Oh right, a rapist.

“You’re a miserable, damaged cunt if you ask me.”

Yea dude, you’re the one sending your junk to to women on Facebook, so maybe she’s not the damaged one here. Just a though.

“You’re fucking fat and ugly as fuck. I just wanted to get laid but I couldn’t hold it together long enough.”

Oh good, the people you send unsolicited womb broom pics to on Facebook are all fat and ugly because this is apparently the only group of individuals you can see yourself having sex with. Yes, you’re the winner here.

“You’re nothing but a mooch off the government, you’re fucking nothing. If it wasn’t for your welfare check you wouldn’t have had the shit you own. Go fuck yourself you disgusting good for nothing cunt.”

Well, he’s certainly charming. Maybe that explains his 2011 arrest for domestic violence.

In fairness, he did say that he’s the kind of guy who doesn’t give a fuck and does what he wants, when he wants, which includes domestic battery and malicious destruction of property.

I reached out to the Burlington Bone Ranger for comment but he didn’t feel much like talking and I ended up getting blocked.

Guess he doesn’t appreciate unsolicited messages either.

Pro tip  – if you’re not willing to whip your dick out in front of a woman in person then don’t send pictures of it to them on Facebook. They’re not nearly as impressed with it as you are.

 

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61 Comment(s)
  • This Puke Isnt a Burlington Homeowner
    December 16, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    Lord Baron is Burlingtons projects. Mandated diversity housing. Whenever there us trouble at the mall, its usually lord barron animals.

  • Geographically Challenged
    December 16, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Montvale ave is Woburn not Burlington.

    Woburn is where those 2 monkies got arrested for shooting a fellow primate at Jake n Joes

  • cableguy
    December 16, 2020 at 8:01 am

    At 12:45 a.m., David S. Buxbaum, 25, of 314 Montvale Ave. Apt. #1, was arrested and charged with assault and battery (domestic), intimidating a witness and malicious destruction of property under $250. According to police, Buxbaum was taken into custody when he voluntarily entered the police station at 9:30 a.m. Dec. 17 to discuss a domestic incident that occurred the night before and was reported at 12:45 a.m.

  • Freddie 3 fingers aka Freddie the shocker
    December 15, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    Screw this fugazi! He looks like a Dominican from Springfield.

    How can you take anyone wearing jorts seriously?

    We definitely need a better voice than this tool.

  • RI Ri Rian!
    December 15, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    Haha!
    I really hope that pic you sent is not of him, and that he takes out criminal charges on you for it! Would love it if you have to register as a sex offender for it too! You got a break from the Worcester Education department, will not get another break!
    Can’t make this stuff up fox! Love it!

    • Geez Louise
      December 15, 2020 at 7:27 pm

      What in the hell are you talking about? Here’s a tip: Start taking your medication again.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    December 15, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    I’ll bet David will have a great day at work tomorrow:

    Hey, whip it out, let’s see that big fucking horse cock of yours ! bahahahaha

  • Jacques M. E. Hoff
    December 15, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    I can’t decide what is the most skeevy; that earring, cabana shirt, or N’Sync beard.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 15, 2020 at 2:50 pm

      Nice earrings. They sell men’s items where he bought those?

  • The ghost of Jalajhia Finklea
    December 15, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    I always enjoyed a good dick pic and some raw dog action. Too bad my choices caused me to die as a trashy pregnant teen in Florida.

  • Luke Skywalker
    December 15, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    I’m sure Algore is very proud how his internet has improved the lives of perverts like David.

  • No fat chicks, oh wait, that's a dude
    December 15, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    He looks like he collects more dick pics than he sends.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    December 15, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Buxbaum.
    Nothing more needs to be said.
    Well, maybe this:
    What a cunt !

  • CONN
    December 15, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    I love the use of ‘unsolicited’..as opposed to all the other times that women have asked for dick pics (which has never happened not one in the history of pics) LOL

  • The angry taint
    December 15, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    Is it me? Or does he look like Randy Daytona’s simpleton little brother?

  • bloop
    December 15, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    Well that escalated quickly. Also, why is his profile picture of him trying on shoes in Payless? So many questions.

  • Barney Frank
    December 15, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Can I get his #

  • Hate Dindus
    December 15, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    Dude doesn’t look white. Probably a fucking sand panda. Non-white fuck.

    • Hate you right back
      December 15, 2020 at 1:01 pm

      But love your mom!

      -Dindu

      • Buxbaum of the Anti-Defamation League
        December 22, 2020 at 12:08 am

        This is a case for assemblyman Dov Hikind the ADL can’t handle overload of anti-Jewish bias anymore.
        If the gentleman Mr.Adam Buxbaum of Berkshire Jewish Voice wants to show his Schmeckle so the FK what you cant tell him otherwise its his right….HOW DARE YOU !

  • Ace Rothstein
    December 15, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    “Buxbaum”. Say no more..

  • Doctor Jill Biden
    December 15, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    As a Doctor, I can tell you spam javelin is not the proper term for that part of the male anatomy.

    • Dr. Jill Biden
      December 15, 2020 at 12:49 pm

      I’ve conferred with my learned colleagues:
      Dr. Frank Burns
      Doogie Howser, M.D.
      Dr. Oliver Harmon “Spearchucker” Jones
      Dr. Pepper
      Dr. Bend Over
      Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr.
      Dr. Hannibal Lecter
      Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali
      and Dr. Strangelove
      We all concur.

      • Liawatha
        December 15, 2020 at 12:54 pm

        Thank you Doctor Jill Biden and many thanks to your professional colleagues.

      • Dr.Seuss
        December 15, 2020 at 12:56 pm

        Hey! What about me?

        • sorry Doc
          December 15, 2020 at 1:30 pm

          Liberal idiots declared you racist for having the audacity to draw Asians. Your opinion doesn’t matter anymore.

        • Doc Rivers
          December 15, 2020 at 1:48 pm

          Hey what about me? I gave a press conference and cried when the cops shot that felon rapist Jacob Blake. I’m so woke!

      • Joe Dirt
        December 15, 2020 at 2:07 pm

        Don’t forget Dr. J.

      • Be thorough
        December 15, 2020 at 4:14 pm

        Don’t forget Dr. Ben Jabituya and Dr. Giggles

      • True Reality Speaks
        Dr. Ruth
        December 15, 2020 at 6:02 pm

        You forgot the Dr most responsible for this perv’s delusions of grandeur.

      • Doc O' the Bay
        December 15, 2020 at 9:13 pm

        Bitch, I can do with ten people tell me to do. So I guess I’ll remain the same. Now you and Joe fuck the fuck off.

    • Dr. J
      December 15, 2020 at 6:00 pm

      You haven’t experienced a windmill

      • Three for One
        December 15, 2020 at 8:14 pm

        Calling…
        Dr. Howard
        Dr. Fine
        Dr. Howard

  • Paul Shanley
    December 15, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    This is Paul Shanley. Can you text me the dick pics?

    • Freddy Mercury
      December 15, 2020 at 12:08 pm

      This is Freddy Mercury. Copy me on that text of the dick pics.

      • Rock "Hard" Hudson
        December 15, 2020 at 12:34 pm

        Look at that censored black blob! It’s gotta be like a goddamn elephants’s trunk.

    • Pete Buttigieg
      December 15, 2020 at 12:12 pm

      This is Pete Buttigieg. Add me to the group text message. I gotta see these dick pics.

    • Kamala Harris
      December 15, 2020 at 12:13 pm

      This is Kamala Harris. Unsubscribe me from this dick pics group message. This guy has nothing to offer me if I sucked him off. Where is Joe Biden?

    • The Ghost Of Paul Shanley
      December 15, 2020 at 12:17 pm

      how dare u

      • Greta Thundberg
        December 15, 2020 at 12:19 pm

        Fuck off. That’s my line!

        • Hunter Biden
          December 15, 2020 at 12:25 pm

          Want to see my bunny?

          • Rob Ford
            December 15, 2020 at 1:50 pm

            This is Rob Ford. Hunter, Can you show me your crack pipe? I need a new one. Wore mine out. What kind of pipe do you smoke crack from Hunter. I saw the pics, looks to be a quality puffer.

  • Virgins Love Tweezers
    December 15, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Many times, not always of course, but many times, when a guy sends around dick pics to women, unsolicited, it is either one of two reasons, or some of both

    1 – The last pussy the guy was in was his mom when he was born
    2 – Masterbation requires tweezers and a magnifying glass

  • Am I a racist if I hate everyone equally?
    December 15, 2020 at 11:57 am

    Well he definitely looks like the nambla type. I’m sure he ment to send his little pecka picture to a unsuspecting little boy. Pro tip, if your gonna send little pecka pictures at least make sure its bigger than your ninehead. You could land a few C30 Hercules on that fucking ninehead.

  • Ghost of Lyndon Byers
    December 15, 2020 at 11:47 am

    Honest question. Do women actually enjoy receiving dick pics, ever? There’s nothing visually appealing about a dick.

    • Old Tom Morris
      December 15, 2020 at 12:03 pm

      I can’t speak for the ladies, but I love ’em!

      • Old Tom Morris
        December 15, 2020 at 1:01 pm

        Oh Kate, smh. Well I must admit he isn’t that bad. What do you say to a menage a trois? Just remember your cop costume.

    • Inside not in yo face
      December 15, 2020 at 12:05 pm

      Seems like most women like to have a dick in their pussy, mouth or ass. Most women don’t just want to stare at a dick. And note to guys, if your women lets you cum all over her face, she is doing that to please you, no woman really enjoys that. Nor do they enjoy random dick pics from asshole dudes.

      • MGTOW TURTLE
        December 15, 2020 at 3:06 pm

        Are you snorting your birth control again? I’ve met and cummed on many faces of wahhmen who have admitted they love it and have also begged for it. I’ve also met plenty of wahhmen who have begged to suck the babies out of my dick after sticking it in their ass.
        Wahhmen lie about anything and everything to make them self look like they are innocent when in reality they are not! I’ve also never met a wahhmen I have not slept with on the first night and I’ve painted many, many, many towns white. The fuck you saying hoe?
        Wahhmen only see it as sexual harassment if they dont find the dude attractive. If they find the dude attractive it’s all smiles and sunshine. This has been proven time and time again. The fuck you trying to kidd?
        And no I do not condone sending dick pictures to wahhmen or woman. Just because 98.9% of you dont respect your selves does not mean that dudes need to be sending dick pictures.
        Dudes need to show a little more self respect because going this route is a sure plan to get your ass on a registry you’ll never get off of. Some dudes are just fucking retarded but all wahhmen in general are fucking retards. Not very many women left in soiciety but plenty of wahhmen. I do not believe for one second this chick does not like dick pictures. She likes dick pictures just not from this dude or any other dude she does not find attractive or a dude she cant gain anything from. Now run along and go contemplate your post ya birth control snorting half witt.
        Wahhmen lie through their teeth with a smile every god damn day! prove me wrong you cant.

        • Get Well Soon
          December 15, 2020 at 3:13 pm

          I figured Bridgewater wouldn’t allow patients guest Wifi access.

        • MGTOE NAIL FUNGUS
          December 15, 2020 at 3:49 pm

          How do you circumcise an MGTOW?

          Kick his sister in the jaw.

    • The angry taint
      December 15, 2020 at 12:58 pm

      Well it is the holiday season so could they be considered complimentary?

    • Guinea Geisha
      December 15, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      Well, to answer your question Ghost of Lyndon Byers… a dick can be a beautiful thing. I think most heterosexual chicks would agree. The thing about receiving a dick pic is… we’re thinking: “ok, you’ve just given me the power to humiliate you if I want to.” And chicks don’t like a dumbass. (Well, some do. But that’s a different can of worms.)

  • Jewmerica
    December 15, 2020 at 11:46 am

    I wish he would send them to me, I would like that!

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 15, 2020 at 11:40 am

    I’m sure this earring wearing load guzzler reacted this way because he realized he sent the D pics to a female by accident.

  • Call the General and save some time!
    December 15, 2020 at 11:38 am

    I’ll look him up when I’m in the area of 13 Kingsdale st in Burlington…..:)

  • Ric Flair
    December 15, 2020 at 11:34 am

    Fuckin’ tool!

  • Well....
    December 15, 2020 at 11:34 am

    Didn’t you JUST do a whole post basically calling a woman a “damaged miserable ugly fat cunt.” ?

    • Done with this shit
      December 15, 2020 at 3:15 pm

      Pay attention. The post was about the total loser who couldn’t get any because, well – look at him.

  • Ankylosing Spondylitis
    December 15, 2020 at 11:32 am

    Sooner or later, somebody’s husband or boyfriend will catch up with him. Burlington isn’t a big town, he’ll be easy to find.

    • They wont do shit
      December 15, 2020 at 3:10 pm

      No one in Burlington is going to do shit. Burlington is full of cucks, homos and frail little indian men.

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