Burrillville Blowfish Abandons Pit Bull In North Smithfield Days After Looking For Someone To Pay Her To Rehome The Dog Because Her Crotch Fruit Is Scared Of It



The only thing worse than dumping off and abandoning your dog somewhere is dumping off your kids voluntarily. But perhaps the dumbest way to do something like this is by posting about it in a community Facebook group first:

And then two days later this happens in neighboring North Smithfield.

Pro  tip – if you’re gonna dump your dog somewhere, make sure you don’t advertise that you’re looking to get rid of the poor thing on a community Facebook group just a couple days before.

And also, maybe don’t get a pit bull that was allegedly locked in a crate before you took it in.

I messaged Kelly for comment and she immediately shut down her Facebook page.

Nothing suspicious about that! Nor is the “he had shots but we don’t have the papers” line. Totally legit. Here’s an idea – if your crotch fruits don’t like dogs, then don’t buy a dog. Your whole reason for rehoming sounded like bullshit from the beginning, and instead of finding a home for the dog you dumped it miles away like the poor thing was trash.

Oh well, could be worse. She could’ve done it to her kids I guess.


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72 Comment(s)
  • Amanda Sawyer
    February 27, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    My son is a violent felon who assaulted his ex girlfriend.
    She dumped him.

    • Well, No Shit
      February 27, 2020 at 4:08 pm

      Well, I think that one has run its course.

      It had a good run, but now it’s time to retire it.

  • The Sad Truth About Animal Abusers
    February 27, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    I’m a scientist as well as a psychic, so I’m not just guessing or making a pathetic prediction. Kelly Mitchell – even if she gets her stomach stapled and loses 150 pounds – is not going to get her field plowed again in her lifetime. The one slim, tiny sliver of a chance is if Rosie comes trolling in Worcester again.

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 27, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    Adult females who wear Disney gear always look exactly like this satchel of lard.

  • don
    February 27, 2020 at 10:26 am

    when i was in elementary school (gilbert stuart) in providence. i was walking out of the school to go home while walking with a classmate. the next thing i know was a pit bull running at the classmate and latching onto his face. it wouldnt let go. it was gnashing and twisting. the janitor came out and hit it in the back with a shovel and it would not let go. it was literely tearing this kids face apart. there was nothing any of us could do to get this dog to stop. after a minute or so (seemed like 10 minutes) it finally let go and ran away. the police searched all around and did not find it. i will never forget that image of the kids face. he had over 200 stitches from the dog bite.

    • Shits and giggles
      February 27, 2020 at 6:33 pm

      Probably a major step up with the plastic surgery. Not much of a looker before I bet. Providence spawned fuglys. Wonder if kids went up behind him and barked to watch him freak. That would have been funtimes.

  • Ride the turtle
    February 27, 2020 at 10:13 am

    I love my pit- she is amazing ! I love sharks! No matter our opinions… we all love the turtle! ✌️

    • Mayor Pete
      February 27, 2020 at 1:28 pm

      I like trouser snakes

  • jb
    February 27, 2020 at 10:04 am

    It’s not a coincidence that Pit Bulls and Pit Bull mixes occupy a majority of the slots at shelters. It’s dangerous enough exposing young children to these wrecking machines if they’ve been trained and loved; putting your 4 year old in the same room as one that’s been abused and mistreated is like handing that same kid a loaded .45 and saying “good luck!”

    • Startled Pancake
      February 27, 2020 at 10:17 am

      This triple-chinned wonder is probably abusing children. She’s got the look.

  • dirty bastards
    February 27, 2020 at 9:55 am

    Fat dumpsterskank. No respect for herself , no respect for the animal. Someone kill her.

  • Run DMC
    February 27, 2020 at 9:50 am

    Dumb girl

  • Why? Just Why?
    February 27, 2020 at 9:33 am

    I hope she has animal neglect charges coming soon for this. Just to teach the dumb bish a lesson

    • Shitbull Tormentor
      February 27, 2020 at 9:57 am

      The only neglect she should be charged with is neglecting to kill it. Save society from a menace.

      • WeRFucked
        February 27, 2020 at 10:26 am

        That’s funny, that’s what me and your mom used to say about you!

        And I stuck up for ya! Damn, damn, damn.

        • Shitbull Tormentor
          February 27, 2020 at 7:46 pm

          Cute, but open your eyes and your mind. No need to get emotional.

          These dogs are public menaces and need to be gotten rid of. They serve literally no purpose to us as human beings. Don’t be fooled- man’s best friend wouldn’t rip a little kids neck out. These things can take a gunshot to the side and go on decimating their prey.

          If we could somehow weaponize them and put them completely under our control then yeah, I see some use. But tech ain’t there yet.

          • Jane
            March 30, 2020 at 9:17 pm

            It’s surprising because you sound educated, but are shockingly close minded…wow.

  • WeRFucked
    February 27, 2020 at 9:11 am

    I’m sorry I’ve been all over this breed of dog, I guess it’s because my favorite animal is the gerbil, for obvious reasons.

    • Richard Gere
      February 27, 2020 at 9:17 am

      I feel ya!

      • Mayonaise Pete Buttfuck
        February 27, 2020 at 11:55 am

        Msybe a 3 on 1 gerbil intervention is in order because the gerbil has nowhere else to go.

    • Lemmewinks
      February 27, 2020 at 9:37 am

      Let’s do this!

  • George
    February 27, 2020 at 8:57 am

    I hope nothing good comes into her life from now on. What a worthless POS to just kick that dog to the curb and not look back. She needs to be locked up naked and beaten with a stick. Maybe get a couple of big Nubians to make her squeal like the pig that she is.

  • Jordis
    February 27, 2020 at 7:43 am

    So, on the side and at my own expense I I rehab “aggressive” dogs that come from shitty owners that YES made them that way. Because assholes wanted that cool Big dog and subsequently put in no work into what WORKING dog needs. I find it funny how often people who don’t work themselves get a Working breed.

    The really aggravating Fact is the owner Always gets away with it!! The ones with kids are always half ass parents as well. Why dont people, much less the law, accept the link between animal cruelty and sociopaths? Maybe if the consequence for neglecting a dog meant an automatic fine, jail sentence and open case for Child and Family people would think twice?
    That’s neglect…nevermind outright Abuse!

  • Junkie Pit bulls cant be rehabilitated
    February 27, 2020 at 7:19 am

    Pit bulls can be bad. There was one in my neighborhood that became hooked on heroin. He started breaking into cars and houses. He went to rehab and It didn’t work. Saw him on mass ave with some strung out doberman

  • WeRFucked
    February 27, 2020 at 7:16 am

    Pit Bulls are the asshole of dog breeds. Fuck anyone who owns one. We should allow them to be hunted to control the over population.
    It’s not the dogs fault. It’s the vast majority of the owners who get these dogs so that they look tough. Look at that collar. That’s not the kind of collar you put on a loving family pet. That’s the kind of collar you put on an animal that chews up a child’s face because the dog got pissed off when the kid was pulling its tail.
    If the pit bull were to become extinct, I would not shed a tear. Next up… dobermans.

    • Jordis
      February 27, 2020 at 8:01 am

      Pit Bulls are not the assholes, the people who get them and do not research into what the breed needs are the assholes. It’s simply a Working breed that Needs owners who actually get off their ass and walk it, train it, and expose it young to other dogs, people and children.
      This is one of the many breeds I rehab that are all Working breeds. That collar is a sign to me or anyone who knows this breed that the owner is lazy ass POS who put no work into being a responsible dog owner. If your dog pulls on the leash its in charge of the walk and you’re its bitch.
      Don’t blame the breed, the pit was known as the nanny dog for a reason. Raised right they are Amazing! Same with kids…most of the times assholes come from asshole parents

      • Mutt
        February 27, 2020 at 9:39 am

        It’s almost as if asshole people and asshole dog breeds find themselves drawn together naturally. Shit breed for shit people.

      • Wade Garrett
        February 27, 2020 at 12:39 pm

        I’ve been around some great pitbulls and I’m sure there are really nice tigers but I don’t want the asshole next door owning one. The whole “nanny dog” nonsense that idiots like you fall for is a myth created by modern day pitbull lovers. The only evidence is a handful of pictures and a comic strip. The pictures are from the early 1900s and feature the kids and dogs of white trash British dog fighters. You can see pictures taken yesterday of dumb fucks posing their kids with pythons, lions, bears, etc. I’m sure some morons in the future will use them to claim it is perfectly fine to let a python sleep in their infant’s crib because they are nanny snakes. The comic strip was popular in the UK around the same time and made fun of the previously mentioned white trash. Your belief in the nanny dog nonsense is similar to the bleeding heart idiots who adhere to the naive, disneyesque belief that criminals don’t deserve jail time because…feelings. Please sterilize yourself and then shoot your dogs.

        • Jordis
          February 27, 2020 at 1:39 pm

          I get why cowardly men can be chicken shits around working breeds. Dogs sense fear and inherently assert dominance over bitches. Like yourself. I’m currently rehabbing a working breed with the bite force 250psi stronger than a pit bull. Its considered the most aggressive of dangerous breeds. I’m not a very big female but I lack being a fearful bitch (you should learn this skill). In a short time this much larger and stronger than a “scary pit bull” is on the road to being a perfect dog for a good owner. Several Working breeds make ideal family members alongside children. They will die for their human sibling to protect them. I have been around more Working breeds than most and see horrific cases of abuse and amazing transformations from shitty beginnings. The one thing I know as fact, people who blindly hate “Pit bulls” are ALWAYS cowardly Bigoted morons.

          • Wade Garrett
            February 28, 2020 at 7:45 am

            Thanks for pointing out how tough you are for owning pitbulls. You sound like a walking stereotype but are too dumb to notice

          • Mutt
            February 28, 2020 at 9:21 am

            Let’s all have a good laugh at the cunt trying to flex her bear trap of a beaver because she gets railed over the sink by pit bulls for kicks. Sod off, Gina with the “i” pronounced hard.

    • Shitbull Tormentor
      February 27, 2020 at 9:53 am

      It 100% is the dogs fault. These dogs are natural born killers. Natural born fighters. They are capable of turning against you and the little ones at the slightest provocation. This lady did the smart thing, but maybe should’ve tied some cinder blocks around it’s neck and dumped it in some river or something.

    • FJU
      February 27, 2020 at 11:33 am

      Agreed. Statistics don’t lie; see “” for the true story. No one should own one.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 27, 2020 at 12:30 am

    By daughter that suet-suit means husband, who was frightened out of his panties by that poor mutt, a pup adopted by human Muppets with no animality.

  • Greta Thunberg
    February 26, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    How dare you!

  • Poops Magee
    February 26, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    This chick is a worthless, horse-faced tub of lumpy bowel movement. I fucking hate fatsos. Fupasloth blubber whale. Imagine how many large flecks of feces she has in her crack because she’s too fat to wipe. Defecation station with this obese fuckpig.

  • Anon
    February 26, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    Hey! I have emailed you guys a pretty interesting story about a whole family scamming Plymouth MA. A female stole 7 checks from a coworker from cederville dunks. They have court this friday, apperently there is evidence also. Their whole family, down the the step dad being with Ali Kat the one who scammed people during christmas you wrote about. Their family even almost killed someone in cedarvillie a few years ago. Look in your email please, I feel like this family needs to be exposed before someone else gets hurt or stolen from.

    • Definitely check this family out
      February 26, 2020 at 10:58 pm

      It was on all things plymouth

    • Life care center fires the wrong employee
      February 26, 2020 at 11:08 pm

      The mother of the victim ended up getting fired for reporting that a CNA place hired a criminal. I really think this is a subject to look into.

    • This family is scum of Plymouth
      February 27, 2020 at 6:15 am

      The whole family is a mess! I worked with the mother of the culprit and she use to steal the tips. Everyone would get less and her cup was full. We work across from the police station. They have no morals.

  • The first amendment is a legal issue in
    February 26, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    To th h ju gh

  • Rth
    February 26, 2020 at 10:23 pm


  • Jfuitif
    February 26, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    Right ifjfjfjdjuc

    February 26, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    Trump let 2,000 black rapists out of prison today.

      February 27, 2020 at 9:08 am

      And they are all headed to my mom’s house, so I really love DT – wahoo!

      And they would know the way….

  • Shelters are not what they seem
    February 26, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    And there is not Santa, Kendra.

    Shelters make you book an appointment so they can “assess the dog’s adoption potential.” Sometimes weeks out. So if it’s urgent, it’s not an option. If the dog is over 5 years old, a pit bull, or not trained, it’s going to be a “no.” You can’t “drop” a dog off. Cameras everywhere and you’ll be on the news the next day.

    None of this excuses getting a pit bull, or any pup when your kids are afraid of them, though.

    February 26, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    Pitt Bulls Eat Kids, data, statistics and police reports back this FACT up.
    Facts don’t care about your Feelings!
    I glad she dump the killing Machine before it Mamed or Killed the Kid!

  • Covid 9
    February 26, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    Next Wednesday the fallout from Super Tuesday will be awesome.
    Lyin Liz will play victim and blame misogyny and evil old whitemen for her big time loss.
    Her ego wont allow her to quit because she persists in fighting imaginary battles. Each day she will implode more and more and people will lsugh at how ineffective snd mentally ill she really is.

  • Woodsie
    February 26, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    I see you we all see you. No more hiding behind your false claims and debauched chicanery.

  • Finn
    February 26, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    Burrillville Blowfish OMG that’s the best name yet I almost spit my coffee on my keyboard.
    I’m definately going to double my donation this month and think all the other Turtle Riders should show support and do the same!!:)

  • Journalist????
    February 26, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    What’s stupid blog? This one. TB claims to be the only “true” source of news which is so stupid his lemmings follow it and pay homage. He didn’t break the stories he hangs his “journalists “ hat on. Not by a long shot. I sent him the MSP lead and yet he wants you to think he walks the best and does gum shoe detective work. Nope. He takes leads like mine and crafts them into wild claims of journalism while back in reality he scrubs FB for stupid shit like this. Good like AK. You lost me with this recent episode of lame blogs.

    • WeRFucked
      February 27, 2020 at 6:47 am

      Not a single rider believes you sent unc anything. Of course someone sent him the inside info, we aren’t stupid. But whomever it was, they trusted this blog to do exactly what it did.

      It was a win for the whistle blower, and a win for the blog.

      See you in the comment section tomorrow, because we all know you’re not going anywhere.

  • Woodsie
    February 26, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    It’s a sad day in worcester and Massachusetts as a hole when the only free source of opioin and open discourse is a blog. We had revolutionary publishers like Isaiah Thomas and Benjamin Franklin born in this state and yet the voice of the people is silenced by those who claim that voice is the devil.

    • Dick Scratcher
      February 27, 2020 at 9:44 am

      The words are “whole” and “opinion”, you illiterate, stupid cunt.

      Now, off you fuck.

      • The angry taint
        February 27, 2020 at 11:18 am

        Damn you DS! You stole my thunder

    • Jen Italia
      February 27, 2020 at 12:08 pm

      Franklin was just the inventor of the $100 bill, and Thomas got traded to the Cavs as part of the Kyrie Irving deal.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    February 26, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    This woman obviously fucking sucks and I hope charges brought against her. On a completely separate note I’d like to say Fuck you again “Bristol” you fucking snake for claiming you were bullied by my comment on Facebook and getting me suspended. You are a very sick woman who is a ratchet in hiding and you’re currently exposing yourself for what you truly are which is a disgusting demented sick person.

      February 26, 2020 at 6:02 pm

      Obviously she sucks. Did you see that huge fucking cock gap between her teeth? Bwahahahahaha what a fat fucking pig. Shes the type that shops at walmart in her active wear!

  • The Ugly Truth, by Soundgarden
    February 26, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    If you like pit bulls and Disney is your idea of a great vacation, you just may be a ratchy.

    • Correct Turtle
      February 26, 2020 at 4:15 pm

      If you think that all pitbulls are bad, you are incredibly ignorant. Disney does suck however. And no, I’m not a lib or a ratchet.

      • Brule's Rules
        February 26, 2020 at 4:35 pm

        Sorry, but the whole breed is existentially for fucking shit up and or hunting. Kings used to hunt boars and lions with these fuckers. No, that doesn’t mean they’re all at that level, but that tendency is nearer to the surface for them than other breeds of dog. So the odds of them biting off your kids’ face or ripping the jugular out of your ugly fucking Pug are higher than with some other dog breed. You can be a pussy-hurt apologist all you want, but you can’t change nature.

        • ash
          February 26, 2020 at 4:43 pm

          can’t change the fact that your an ignorant asshole either 🙂

          • ASHES
            February 26, 2020 at 8:33 pm

            Every 12.5 days, A Pit Bull sends someone to Heaven in the USA.

        • Great, Now I'm Triggered
          February 26, 2020 at 4:55 pm

          Lions? Are you thinking of Rhodesian Ridgebacks? Owned a RR and they are definitely not the same breed. Pitties are wonderful dogs though. Never met a more loving and doting animal than a pitbull.

        • The angry taint
          February 27, 2020 at 11:24 am

          Couldn’t agree more Brule, all these apologists for this breed can fuck off. Just watch any court t.v. show the majority of dog attack cases involve pit/ pit mix dogs. Facts don’t lie. show me the cases where a shitzu or chocolate lab ripped a person or another animal to pieces….I’ll wait.

      • WeRFucked
        February 27, 2020 at 7:06 am

        A pit bull is a ratchet dog. Period. I don’t care how you spin it. Like all dogs, they can be unpredictable. There is a reason this breed has a reputation. Because every fucking gang banger has one. Look at every single shelter… numerous pit bulls are available. You don’t see many 6-month-old golden retrievers. Why? Stupid people are attracted to this dog. They don’t get them “fixed” because, well, why would they? Then they pass the pups off to all their stupid ratchet friends, who soon realize they can’t take care of a dog. Or the next apartment they move to after being evicted doesn’t accept dogs. WHO THE FUCK LIVES IN AN APARTMENT AND GETS A FUCKING DOG? Save your money. Think about your future. Do you apartment dwelling dog lovers have the means to care for a dog if it gets sick? A typical bill at Tufts is $750. Thank God for Go Fuck Me’s.
        Fuck this woman (We’ll call her Mrs. Puff from Sponge Bob… see the resemblance?) and fuck the ratchet pit bull breed. Every time I see someone with a “pit” I think “asshole.”

      • The Ugly Truth, by Soundgarten
        February 27, 2020 at 9:30 am


        Dogs are incredible beasts, and it’s absolutely amazing to see how they behave out of “instinct” in the ways that specific breeds have been developed by man. For instance, my English Setter will stalk, point, and set on all sorts of small game by instinct, not by training – I don’t hunt anymore so I never trained him. He also “comes around” off set in a kidney pattern when called…again, completely without training. It’s his inherent nature to do this, regardless if he’s been trained to do it or not.

        Pit bulls were bred for fighting, and when they snap back to their instincts, it’s for fighting. I’ve seen it happen multiple times. For instance, I had a Labrador Retriever bitch a while back, and one day our neighborhood pit bull just up and attacked her for -no- reason at all, and started a big fight between the two of them. My Lab held out well until the pit got her by the back of the neck, and it took about 3 very violent blows on the back of that pit’s head with a steel toe construction boot before the owner could detach his dog from mine. That dog was going to fight to the death otherwise.

        It’s a shit breed, bud. If this is the type of dog breed you want in your life, it’s time to take a look in the mirror.

  • Mike Will Get It Done
    February 26, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    I would have told her to kill it.
    Problem solved. No big deal

  • ElJefe72
    February 26, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    I think I see Uncle Turtleboy in the background of that photo taken at Disney World.

    • Truth
      February 26, 2020 at 4:27 pm

      He’s living rent free in your brain. Plenty of room, I guess

      • ElJefe72
        February 26, 2020 at 4:37 pm

        Lol, if you say so. My post was sarcasm poking a little fun at the people that were upset that Uncle Turtleboy went to Disney World last year . Why the vitriol and personal attack?

  • WTF
    February 26, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    The daughter has more sense than the mother. I should be shocked but I’m not.

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