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Butthurt Amesbury Helicopter Mom Gets Revenge For Crotch Fruit Cut From Soccer Team By Getting Elected To School Committee And Trying To Fire The AD

 

Here’s a story about another crazy parent who tried to destroy the life of a coach because her crotch fruit wasn’t good enough to make the soccer team. Instead of copying and pasting the text I’ll lay it out for you:

  • Former School Committee member Gretchen Marinopoulos’ son was cut from the varsity soccer team in August of 2016 and emailed coach Luke Alley asking to let him on the team
  • Alley brought the email to the attention of AD and vice principal Glenn Gearin who forwarded it to the superintendent and principal of Amesbury High School
  • The principal and AD both told the Mom that they couldn’t make the coach put the kid on the team, largely because he obviously sucked, so she went above their heads to speak to the superintendent, which is a conflict of interest because the School Committee hires the superintendent
  • After she didn’t get her way she spent the next two years busting balls about the athletic department’s budget, red cards accrued in soccer games, who was getting playing time in games, and the threatened cancelation of fall sports
  • She was the only school committee member to voice any concerns, and athletics was the ONLY department she relentlessly scrutinized
  • She then began to try to cut the AD/VP’s position in order to get revenge on the guy who didn’t let her sucky kid make the team, but she was overruled
  • An independent investigator concluded this week that she targeted the AD in a personal capacity, not for professional reasons
  • The emails proving this all occurred were leaked by the mayor’s office to the newspaper, and Gretchen launched a $8,000 investigation to find out who leaked the emails she sent
  • The investigation ended up showing that she was quite possibly the worst helicopter parent of all time

On, and there was a GoFundMe of course:

Yes, that’s right – they started a GoFundMe so she could get the report that confirmed that she’s a psycho helicopter Mom who couldn’t get over the fact that her crotch fruit couldn’t kick a ball as well as other people’s crotch fruits. And they raised $585 to get it, after already wasting nearly $9K of taxpayer money on an investigation that ultimately ended with her being the villain.

This chick should know better too, since she’s a teacher herself apparently

How you gonna be a teacher and then go after a teacher? To me that’s unforgivable. Teachers are supposed to know each other’s pain. And there’s nothing teachers hate more than overzealous parents. Yet here she is becoming the worst of them all.

This is what we’re dealing with here.

Uses every SJW Facebook filter since 45 got into office.  Attempts to be woke, but does it completely wrong.

Someone might wanna tell Karen here that “all lives matter” is like the cardinal sin for white people to say. Even I know that. Nothing makes the black lives matter folks more angry then when some white chick says, “all lives matter.” This is a prime example of keeping it woke gone wrong.

Parents like this are the absolute worst. So your kid didn’t make the soccer team. Get over it. But the fact that this woman got onto the school committee, seemingly for the sole purpose of cutting a man’s job because of a three year old grievance, is new level psychotic.

 

 

 

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63 Comment(s)
  • Liz Warren’s Clam
    March 5, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    Spic Tormentor is still the best name.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Chuck Schumer's big Jew nose
    March 4, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    She’s got them crazy eyes!
    The traditional tell-tale sign of a vapid liberal SJW twat.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    March 4, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    AD = Assistant Dickwad?

  • Hold the mayo
    March 4, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    I can’t swear to it but I think this might be the same ginch that gave me a drunken knob job in Denny’s parking lot. She did that thing where she spit on her fingers and rubbed my sack with her wet fingers while performing the mouth hug. It was going pretty well until she started fingerings my balloon knot. Not all the way in, just dabbing at it like she was sending a telegraph. When I unloaded she made that noise in the back of her throat like she was gargling a shamrock shake.
    Nothing better than a soccer mom BJ after a late night grand slam. There us a special place in haven for horny old skanks.

    • Hugh Mungous
      March 4, 2020 at 4:41 pm

      The Shamrock shake line made me bust out laughing, kudos to you. Fucking awesome

  • Gargantuan Thicket Of Madness
    March 4, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    Reality sets in for Granny Warren.

  • DJT Wins Again
    March 4, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    She hasn’t come to grips with the fact she’s irrelevant and her son is gay. Typical brain washing liberal teacher. Perhaps a mass suicide when 45 wins again in November is in order

  • WeRFucked
    March 4, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    Them Big Nipples Though….

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    March 4, 2020 at 11:20 am

    Her face looks like a 50 year old pleather wallet from ann & hope.that’s been dropped on an uneven brick sidewalk and kicked a few meters. Bitch hit every branch on her fall from the ugly tree and didnt miss one on the way down!

    It’s sad seeing men feel as if they have no worth. that it forces them to feel desperate enough to marry these cant understand normal thinkers! Poor fuckers, i really feel for you dudes! Imagine feeling that low about your self that you would rather shack up with a shrew, than be single and enjoy peace and quiet, peace of mind with your hard earned money. All while living a healthy stress free life with your balls intact. Studies show that one of the leading killer’s of married men is from stress! Gentlemen, why do you put your self through this torture? Is a cant understand normal thinker that’s been aired out and beat to shit by no less than 60 guys before you if not more. Worth having your balls put in a glass jar that you can look at time to time but not touch with out her permission. All while dealing with the stress, aggravation, wasted money, arguments, emotional manipulation, belittlement and lack of freedom that comes along with them? Is half of everything you own in which you worked tirelessly for, really worth losing it all to a waaahhhman, who emasculate’s you on a daily basis and nagg bullies you into submission while playing the victim?

    One of the best pieces of advice and wisdom for men:
    It is better to live in a desert land than with a quarrelsome, fretful, contentious, vexing, ill‐tempered, nagging woman! You think that some men would get it by now! It’s only been in writing for around 2000 years Gentleman!

    I’m most certain that her husband was a decent man many moons ago. However hes probably a bigger cunt than she is now. You know the old saying. behind every man cunt, there is a wahhman who nagged him, emasculated him and belittled him that made him turn that way! Gentleman, you can not please a creature that is simply not pleasant to begin with! No matter how hard you try, no matter how much money you make, no matter how good you look, no matter how much you want to believe so. you can not please a wahhman in any way no matter what you do and how hard you try! If you think you can, I employ you to search the velour bag in her night stand. I bet you find a huge fucking dildo in there. Lmao and you think you can please her hahahahahahaha you’re sadly mistaken. They always want more, nothing is ever enough and if you do not answer to her ever demand or task on the honey do list. She will just search out someone who she thinks is better than you and someone she thinks will provide better. More than 80% of wahhman file for divorce with the number one issue they state is their needs are not met. 77% of those woman reach out in the first year to reconcile because they realize that they could in fact not do any better. This is their way of leaving you for someone they think is better and when they realize the grass is brown. they try to run back. they do this because they do not want to stand on two feet and care for their own self. They want you to do anything and everything for them while they show and put no effort. #facts yo! #walkawayfromtheplantation #theboobiesarenotworththesqueez #mentoo #youreatoolandresourceonly #shesnotyoursitsjustyourturn #thereisnosuchthingasanawalt #awalt #jizzabelle #sayno #takeyourballsback #putyourfootdown #growaspine #youretheprize #thewallhasnomercy #theybringnothingtothetable #yourtimeyourmoneyyourresources #moremenaredomesticviloncevictomesthanwomanare #truth

    • Leonard Washington
      March 5, 2020 at 3:43 am

      The pleather line was gold but you blow it in the subsequent paragraphs. No more Richard Cooper for you. He has some good points but he’s been hurt too badly to see things clearly.

      I guarantee that if you got a taste of sweet, sweet, young pussy you would change your tune. That’s what you really want and that’s what you really need.

      I wish you well.

    • Crystal Laviolette
      Men's Only Club, Clearly
      March 7, 2020 at 4:01 am

      Whoa! Can’t tell that you’re gay and lonely at all there Doogie!!!

  • You DO realize that the average woman blah, blah, blah...
    March 4, 2020 at 11:05 am

    The constant use of the “oh boy ! What’ll she do next !!” zany, hi jinx surprise face in the pictures tells me that this woman is desperate to convince the world that she’s not dead on the inside. She has the face of someone trying to outrun the mental/emotional breakdown that’s surely getting closer every day. I bet her acquaintances can’t wait for the glorious day it all comes tumbling down.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 4, 2020 at 10:44 am

    The last picture with her sat on that scooter, with her nipples poking through her t-shirt made me a little bit sick in my mouth.

    #PrayForScratcher

  • Goodbye LOSERS
    March 4, 2020 at 10:37 am

    Bloomberg is out
    Will the fake indian slso say goodbye thats a tough call because then she has to “work” at her senate job.

  • Lake Flaccid
    March 4, 2020 at 10:16 am

    1) Frivolous GFM
    2)”I’m with her”
    3)”There must be some mistake. My kid’s the best, put him on the team or I’ll need to speak to the manager”

    What a wretched C-rocket!

  • Orville Gasmo
    March 4, 2020 at 9:40 am

    If the word CUNT was a person.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 4, 2020 at 12:13 pm

      I think Bristol has that locked down at the moment.

      • Orville Gasmo
        March 4, 2020 at 2:04 pm

        Hmm, true. What about the word ‘vibrator’?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 4, 2020 at 9:39 am

    Another example of an entitled, mentally-ill leftist. Add her name to the gigantic list of those we have already!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Dr. Christine Margaret Blasey Ford
    March 4, 2020 at 9:09 am

    Believe all woman!

    • Juannita Broderick
      March 4, 2020 at 10:41 am

      Except for me

  • Calm WhiteDad
    AngryWhiteDad
    March 4, 2020 at 8:03 am

    This pig-faced heffer is so intolerable that her doctor husband works more than 3 days a week just so he doesn’t have to listen to her SJW drivel.

    As an unemployed leach dependent on a cuck man’s work and money so she can drive an oversized SUV, she has more than enough time to head up to Methuen and volunteer to work with the savage nig nogs. Hell, she could take her lunch break with hubby! It’s not like he’s banging hot bitches on the side like a normal doctor would.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 4, 2020 at 7:28 am

    Another completely entitled shithead.

    “If I can’t get my way I shall thqueam and thqueam and thqueam until I’m sick!”

    Utter. Fucking. Cunt.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 4, 2020 at 6:10 am

    She is the poster child for every person with too much time on their hands. And she’s Psycho. There’s more coming from this douche, someone that crazy will never let it rest.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    March 4, 2020 at 5:56 am

    What a cunt !

  • Spend It All
    March 4, 2020 at 5:49 am

    Are you sure hey name isn’t “Karen”? The haircut says everything you need to know about her.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 4, 2020 at 12:56 am

    Strange, her photographs reveal none of the fanatical behavior you speak of, but instead show a grounded and well-balanced individual in every way, except for her dementedly rabid face.

    PS… Warren finishing 3rd in MA made my day.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 4, 2020 at 9:37 am

      Pocahontas will soon be staggering back to the reservation. I can’t love it enough!

      Looks like her woke Cambridge idiot supporters couldn’t drum up enough!

      • Silencio Dogood
        March 4, 2020 at 10:57 pm

        i’m afraid she’ll be staggering to Bernie, to deal for a spot as #2 (like waste matter in the bowel of a dead worm). She still has voters she could bring to Comrade Sanders.

  • Jewoven
    March 4, 2020 at 12:48 am

    Every Jewish kids mother is the same give them a participation trophy. They’re not athletes or men. They do well in ovens though.

    • Julian Edelman
      March 4, 2020 at 9:41 am

      Fuck you.

    • Jackie Martling
      March 4, 2020 at 10:43 am

      Whats the difference between a pitbull and a Jewish mother??

      The pitbull eventually let’s go

  • Diego Maradona
    March 4, 2020 at 12:02 am

    She needs a cunt punt

    • Andres Cantor
      March 4, 2020 at 10:46 am

      GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!

  • Crazy Joe Mumblings
    March 3, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    Biden introduced his sister as his wife tonight. Who does he think he is Illhan Omar or something.

  • Unimpressed
    March 3, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    You’re getting really lazy. There’s not even a story here. It’s a couple of screenshots and then your obligatory plea for money.

    • ElJefe72
      March 4, 2020 at 8:08 am

      And yet you read it and posted a comment about it.

  • Cheddah
    March 3, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    I cannot think of a more disgusting female name than GRETCHEN! I’m not even gonna bother reading this story..

  • Losers Dont Become President
    March 3, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    Time to step dowm Fake Indian

    • Shes a smelly cunt
      March 4, 2020 at 11:38 am

      Shes been fake since she was a hard core Republican that couldnt secure the vote in her home state. This is before she became a fake demokkkrat and moved to Massachusetts and made up fake stories to get elected. Her being fired because she had a cunt trophy was fake. Her saying shes Native American was fake. Her standing up for the working people of Massachusetts instead of her home state was fake. Her screaming up and down with a fist pump telling the sheep shes going to take on wall street was fake. Her claiming comrade burnout saying she would not become president was fake but at the same time lol so true. Her pretending to be a senator of Massachusetts for the last 4 years was fake. Her love of the rainbow people and the colored people are fake. everything about her is fake. She took the term fake it till you make it to a whole other level.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    March 3, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    Well, I slipped the old “eviction notice” in this chick’s “mailbox” years ago. She was a crazed egotistical witch back then and I can see that she hasn’t gotten any better.

    I’m sure she considers herself a “mama bear fighting for her family”, but most of us know that translates into “self-centered lunatic and all-around pain in the ass to the rest of us”.

    • The Mayor of Bradford
      March 4, 2020 at 9:43 am

      Which side of the river was this? I need to know for my records.

  • Whitey from Southie
    March 3, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    Handcuff this bitch to a chair and just mansplain away.

  • Liz I will fight To Come In Last
    March 3, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    Oakie to my toes. I am such a cunt I cant win the state where I was born and in Massachusetts I will be 3rd.

    Its all because of evil white males and misogyny

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 3, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    Hey Gretchen,

    You’re the reason your beta male son is a failure.

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 3, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    This Gretchen Marinarasauce cunt is a real winner, After the fake Indian gets kicked in the taco tonight she’s gonna be sobbing in her Merlot

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    March 3, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    Cunt fried rice.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Ray Patriarca
      March 4, 2020 at 10:22 pm

      Her face looks like the aftermath of an Atwells Ave shoeshine!

  • Bloop
    March 3, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    Feminists are some of the angriest bunch of cunts going. This cunt with her stupid fucking faces instead of smiling in pictures says it all. People that do that shit are depressed or manic. Cunt

  • McElroy
    March 3, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    The kid that got cut must be so embarrassed that this sloth is his mother. I mean, it’s embarrassing enough getting cut from a soccer team! Who gets cut from a soccer team!??
    The embarrassment of being cut from a sport where you don’t get cut from coupled with having chris farley for a mother must be devastating.

  • Why havent this been exposed yet?
    March 3, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Theres a family in cedarville scamming/stealing from others. I know a few reached out to you Turtle boy.. I really hope you guys look into this.

    A female in cedarville was stealing pay checks from a co worker. They worked ar dunking donuts in cedarville. She stole around 7 checks, then cashed them herself. There is surveillance video. The female ended up getting fired from dunks. The victims mother worked at life care and ended up spotting the culprit now working at the same place. The victims mother then proceeded to let the company know about the culprit and how they were arrested for other circumstances also. Well, the victims mother ended up getting fired for speaking she was concerned about the residents belongings.

    Theres multiple comments about this subject throughout out, and I know you’ve got a email going more in depth. Like how, the step dad of the family is with someone you’ve already wrote a story about. The culprits sister got arrested for theft along with her brother getting arrested for stabbing someone in cedarville and is actively in jail. This family ATTACKS people who talk against them. Multiple people have gotten threats from this family for going against them. I really think this family is worth a spot on this page to warn others. My friend personally has gotten ABUSED by the brother. This family is dangerous.

    • Worried plymouth mom
      March 3, 2020 at 9:30 pm

      Brittany Macomber is her name, Joey Macomber is the brother. Stay away from these two, along with the other sister.

      This family is dangerous, Joe got arrested with the charges/ assault with intent to murder, assault with intent to maim, and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

      Just look up this family or “stabbing in cedarville”. I hope no girl dates this man, hes abused multiple girls.

      • Hmmmm..
        March 3, 2020 at 9:41 pm

        im surpised this hasnt make head way yet. it seems just like what uncle turtle boy would want to investigate. someone should send this to their facebook page if email isnt working.

        • He called him uncle
          March 4, 2020 at 1:16 am

          Uncle? You sound like a fag.

          • I'm a girl so
            March 4, 2020 at 5:42 am

            So, I take dick. What about it?

          • Got a problem with calling them uncle?
            March 4, 2020 at 5:50 am

            Pretty sure you can tell when someone is on here frequently vs someone who copy and pasted their signature. You know they sign the bottom of their articles with Uncle Turtle Boy?

            Regardless this family sounds dangerous. If the story doesnt get picked up luckily a few will see it in the comments.

        • WeRFucked
          March 4, 2020 at 1:26 pm

          I don’t unc wants to be killed by these pyschos – that’s why he’s staying away!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    March 3, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    I stand with Gretchen Marinopoulos. I believe her child should have made that soccer team! I believe Dr Christine Blasey Ford! I believe only black lives matter! I do not believe all lives matter.
    ,

  • David Leavitt
    March 3, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    Would

    • David Leavitt's Toothbrush
      March 3, 2020 at 9:46 pm

      Would not

    • choate bridge manager
      March 4, 2020 at 7:51 am

      no way, she’s a crazy CUNT

  • Josh Jasie
    Mr Grinch
    March 3, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    If crazy had a face.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    March 3, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    She looks like Velma from scooby doo’s half sister that escaped the ward before they could lobotomize her.

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