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California Mom Gets Crotch Fruit To Lie About “Lunch Shaming” So They Can Fly Across The Country For Free And Meet Celebrities

 

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Ryan Kyote has become the American Greta Thunberg of ending lunch shaming. He was recently in Rhode Island with his ex-con mother Kylie Kirkpatrick, to urge the State Legislature to pass a bill ending the practice of giving kids alternative meals when their deadbeat parents owe the school money. Except it’s all based on a lie that his mother made up, and she’s profiting off of her own crotch fruit who is being taught that lying is the best way to get nice things in life. Click here to read about it on TB Daily News.

 

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66 Comment(s)
  • The haircut on the manatee on the left...
    December 28, 2019 at 12:55 am

    Flock of Seagulls?? WTF?!?!

  • fucked the left
    December 27, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    picture of deadbeat parents should be in the news,all have phones,but want us to pay to feed their kids.

  • Greta Thunberg
    December 27, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    School strike for climate change.Week 71.
    #HowDareYou

  • ChipChipperson
    December 27, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    As an aside I’d love to throw Greta onto a busy four-lane highway

  • Grammie
    December 27, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    Sheesh, what’s with the attention-seeking? The sincerest charity is anonymous, and seeks no reward. A pat on the back from mom/dad and teacher is the appropriate level of attention for this gesture. The adults really ruined it for this kid!

    • Dumbass
      December 27, 2019 at 2:05 pm

      Well at least you understood the story unlike these other idiots

  • Bag lunch of dissapointment
    December 27, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Real lunch shame is when i went to school with a can of sardines and half a sleeve of saltines. I thought it was because my father was a french canadian and notoriously cheap. Now I know it just because he was a drunk bum. I didn’t want pity then or now and real shame hides doesn’t do interviews like someone commented.

  • FORMER LUNCH KID
    December 27, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    I graduated from a local Boston area high school within the last 10 years and unless it has since changed, I know FOR CERTAIN that if you couldn’t afford lunch they would give you a pint of milk and a bread and cheese sandwich and send you on your way. Sometimes it was much less shameful to just go to lunch and tell your friends you weren’t eating because you just weren’t hungry. I have myself had to do this a few times. I don’t think it was so much shaming the kid was the intention but it was definitely embarrassing.

    • Please
      December 28, 2019 at 10:14 am

      What’s ironic is that kids with money deliberately get the cheese sandwich for cred. It’s the same kids that stuff their jacket into their backpacks in the middle of winter as soon as they’re out of their parents line of sight.

  • .judge dread
    December 27, 2019 at 11:47 am

    The judge does not approve of Greta- first off she skips school; second she lectures adults via scripted lines that come from the commie UN agenda 2030 types; third her parents an the UN are using her as a political shield to push carbon taxes; and my final point in my rant is she doesn’t CALL OUT CHINA OR INDIA AS HEY ARE THE WORLD’S LARGEST POLLUTERS. Rivers in China routinely catch ON FIRE. But she blames Western Europe and America. She is a prop used by communist operatives that want to destroy western civilization.

    That’s all I have to say.

    • Keepin' It Realer
      December 27, 2019 at 1:41 pm

      She doesn’t call out there countries because they wouldn’t entertain her dumb horseshit for a hot second. So, no money making platform for her and her socialite coven. That, and if she went to those countries, she’d probably get abducted, souled out, and murdered.

      • Greta Thunberg
        December 27, 2019 at 4:24 pm

        #SocialiteCoven
        #HowDareYou

    • Tired of Idiots
      December 27, 2019 at 2:15 pm

      Right? I don’t take my Weather advice from a lippy 12 year old…

      • Greta Thunberg
        December 27, 2019 at 4:21 pm

        How Dare You!

        • Corinth Arkadin
          December 27, 2019 at 8:10 pm

          I don’t take advice from a retarded child…of any nationality.

    • Captain Trips
      December 27, 2019 at 3:37 pm

      Agree with you Judge

      China and/or India would grab this chick and make her dog food stat. She should be afraid of riling people up in those two countries. She’d last about 6 hours in either one.

      • Judge dread
        December 27, 2019 at 3:49 pm

        Yah brother I would say 6 hours is a good estimate.

      • Greta Thunberg
        December 27, 2019 at 4:19 pm

        #BanYulinDogMeatFestival
        #Woke
        #HowDareYou

    • Greta Thunberg
      December 27, 2019 at 4:26 pm

      #SchoolStrikeForClimateChangeWeek71

  • Renfro
    December 27, 2019 at 11:33 am

    You can tell by the pictures that this big fat tub of shit and her fat fucking son haven’t missed any meals

  • Judge dread
    December 27, 2019 at 11:24 am

    Parks and recs / John Swanson reference:

    Who wants to go to JJ’s Diner for some after dinner omelets?

    This fat bitch was all in after the letter J.

  • Please
    December 27, 2019 at 11:10 am

    Being one of the three “free lunch” kids in a class of 150 is shame. It makes you vow to never put your own children in that situation. What these assholes are experiencing is the exact opposite of shame. If you’re actually experiencing shame you don’t go on tv to talk about it because you’re too embarrassed. Actual shame motivates. The left has mainstreamed welfare.

    • Dumbass
      December 27, 2019 at 11:22 am

      The story is this kid paid $75 to help his classmates dumbass

  • Poor People Are Worthless Subhuman Leeches
    December 27, 2019 at 11:07 am

    Fucking HATE poor people.

    • We don't think too much of you either
      December 27, 2019 at 11:46 am

      I can’t imagine your much better off, I bet you go around on trash night looking for deposit bottles and scrap metal.

      And while you’re doing that, me and your mama are partying!

  • Lipstick Hippie
    December 27, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Well, if the media and these celebrity dimwits would stop paying attention to these stories, they would slowly die out. Nobody is going to bother creating a bunch of bullshit like this if they aren’t going to gain the attention and/or financial benefit they seek. Nobody is vetting these stories or fact checking them before they put them out there, which is making the problem worse. Hoping TB can draw enough attention to these scammers to put them back where they belong. We need to start making example of the liars. God, I hate social media.

    And as a side note, who the fuck is the chick on the right in the headline photo – the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka? Just because they make it in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it. She looks like a sausage that’s holding its breath.

  • Dick Scratcher
    December 27, 2019 at 9:50 am

    “Lunch shaming” ? – just fuck off. No such thing.

    So shut the fuck up, be grateful for your free stuff and eat your fucking cheese sandwich.

    • Fuck Everything
      December 27, 2019 at 1:45 pm

      Agreed, adding “-shaming” to anything is an obnoxious fucking hype train and it means nothing. Why don’t people take a crack at solving ACTUAL problems, rather than invent phony ones to get patted on the back for?

    • Judge dread
      December 28, 2019 at 8:40 pm

      Yah man I agree .you know what chaps the judge’s ass? Idiots like these slug rakes.

  • Captain Trips
    December 27, 2019 at 9:38 am

    Any bets that the MAJORITY of the families that don’t pay the lunch fee could actually easily afford it?

    My bets are 9 out of 10.

    • Scum
      December 27, 2019 at 10:40 am

      Thay always seem to have money for cigarettes, tattoos, jordans, weed… and these two seem to have plenty of money for expensive clothes and stupid ass haircuts though. They both look and dress more well off than me and I work 2 jobs.

      • Dumbass
        December 27, 2019 at 11:20 am

        The story is these two paid for other kids lunches idiot

        • Captain Trips
          December 27, 2019 at 2:34 pm

          The fact of the matter is this.

          If you do too much for others they will not do shit for themselves.

          If they paid for their lunches, great! But guess what? Now the idiots with fully paid up to date cable TV packages will continue to NOT pay for their kids lunches because someone else did it for them!

          Perfect Example: My brother, refuses to work full time, has the largest cable TV package you can buy, pays that bill in full each month, but is on fuel assistance.

          Priorities anyone?

          • Aladdin Carney
            December 27, 2019 at 2:56 pm

            Wow Unc’s fam in the comments spilling the tea

          • Captain Trips
            December 27, 2019 at 3:32 pm

            Never met him. Hopefully, the day will come when you realize how lucky you are not to have shit for relatives like my brother.

  • Captain Trips
    December 27, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Look at the mom!

    Holy SJW’s Batman! Look at the fucked up hair, the glasses, the posturing; straight out of a Liz Warren / Bernie rally. Another mentally ill, narcissistic, misinformed, entitled, attention-starved leftist moonbat!

    Ever notice how you can tell moonbats just by looking at them? Has to be a genetic defect or something in the air that these idiots are susceptible to that makes them so visually recognizable.

    • MM Nawls
      December 27, 2019 at 1:43 pm

      For real. She checks all the shitty SJW boxes. She looks like a white-guilt-ridden vibrator in human form.

  • Big fan
    December 27, 2019 at 8:58 am

    Oh yeah baby. This kid might have done a nice thing but his mom is about to be put in the TURTLEBOY GRAVEYARD for NOT being certified to teach sign language. I hope it permanently damages their relationship. Donating to the Turtlefund now in hopes of extending this series to 12 parts.

  • Crotchfruits are Worthless
    December 27, 2019 at 8:28 am

    Put the kid in a fucking cage until he starved to death. MAGA

    • Crotchfruits aren't worthless
      December 27, 2019 at 11:23 am

      But “crotch fruits” IS funny every time!

    • Oh too funny!
      December 27, 2019 at 11:56 am

      Your mama said the same thing about you, but I talked her out of it – you owe me bitch!

  • Ghost Cowboy
    December 27, 2019 at 7:04 am

    Ghost Cowboy saw many reasons that lured or drove settlers to the West, among them, poverty back East, the opportunity to stake a claim to free land, and the promise of gold for the taking, right out of the ground or stream. The trip held all sorts of dangers, one of the greatest being the stark land itself such as seen in latter day Rhode Island. In a wagon train, on average, 100 animals died per mile and 80 humans per 100 miles. This could happen even today. Many pioneers lost their life to thirst, hunger as there was no EBT, and hostile illegal aliens defending their lands against what was an invasion of their home. Ghost Cowboy is there in the heart of every sheriff. Shoot first, ask questions later. Dead men tell no tales. Bang.

    • TL;DR
      December 27, 2019 at 8:06 am

      Lame!

    • Dr. Spaceman
      December 27, 2019 at 10:43 am

      I’ve tried several times to reach you. You’ve missed your last two appointments so I have no choice but to contact your social worker.

  • We'be Fucked
    December 27, 2019 at 6:09 am

    So the end result in 10 or 20 years is that no parents keep up with lunch payments except one parent whose kid does the shaming and all the kids eat the regular lunch for free. It won’t matter in 20 years because this country will be bankrupt by then. Just keep voting dimocrat.

    • Trumpkins
      December 27, 2019 at 6:26 am

      The Dumocrats are doing their best to destroy this country one agenda at a time. Vote Republican and save AMERICA

    • Light my Fire
      December 27, 2019 at 8:32 am

      Lunch? Hell, the bus in Worcester is going to be FREE soon. I’ve never ridden a friggin transit bus and now it’s going to be free. I need to hop on the FREE wagon.

  • Liz Warrens sweater collection
    December 27, 2019 at 3:07 am

    And Amanda’s poor kids just want a cheeseburger.

  • Greta Thunberg
    December 27, 2019 at 3:01 am

    How Dare you!

    • spics are scum
      December 27, 2019 at 8:43 am

      shut the fuck up you flat chested retard

      • Greta Thunberg
        December 27, 2019 at 4:02 pm

        #NoTimeForHate
        #Woke

    • Old Tom Morris
      December 27, 2019 at 9:18 am

      Greta, shouldn’t you be in school on the other side of the ocean?

      • Greta Thunberg
        December 27, 2019 at 4:00 pm

        School strike for climate change.Week 71.
        Thank you.
        #Woke

    • Captain Trips
      December 27, 2019 at 9:30 am

      Give Greta 11 more years. When she finds out she was fooled all along and used by the SJW’s she’ll die from an overdose in an alley someplace

      • Nur M. Berg
        December 27, 2019 at 1:38 pm

        Hopefully not before she films a couple of ‘motion pictures’, if you know what I mean.

        • Greta Thunberg
          December 27, 2019 at 3:56 pm

          There is a motion picture on the horizon.Thank you.
          #HollywoodCares

        • Captain Trips
          December 28, 2019 at 3:42 pm

          She can change her name to ‘Greta Thunder’! LOL

      • Greta Thunberg
        December 27, 2019 at 3:58 pm

        #Woke

      • Startled Pancake
        December 27, 2019 at 8:17 pm

        If she’s not raped in all three holes repeatedly by a pack of N i g g e r s or Moslem refugees and her body is stuffed into a trash can.

    • Judge dread
      December 27, 2019 at 11:28 am

      It’s awesome greta is a commenter.

      What’s up fetal alcohol syndrome and stumped development. You look like a 12 year old plaything Jeffrey Epstein would toss around on his pedo island.

      • Greta Thunberg
        December 27, 2019 at 3:54 pm

        How dare you.

    • Renfro
      December 27, 2019 at 11:44 am

      Greta shouldn’t you be riding the short bus

      • How Dare You
        December 27, 2019 at 2:19 pm

        You’ve stolen my childhood!

        • Greta Thunberg
          December 27, 2019 at 3:51 pm

          I have my pride and dignity.

      • Greta Thunberg
        December 27, 2019 at 3:53 pm

        #NoTimeForHate

        • How Dare You
          December 27, 2019 at 9:26 pm

          People are suffering! People are dying! Entire ecosystems are collapsing!

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