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Rockland Selectman Bobbin for Boners Deirdre Hall finally resigned yesterday after Discrimination and Harassment Solutions determined that she is pretty much the spiciest and horniest elected official since Bill Clinton. Although the town for some reason is not releasing the juicy details, her prey Allan Chiocca’s (the town administrator over whom she had control) attorney spilled the beans in an email. Warning: HOT!!
“Following a thorough investigation that included interviewing 13 witnesses and reviewing 20 exhibits, the Town’s independent investigator, in no uncertain terms, not only completely vindicated Mr. Chiocca of the knowingly frivolous allegations brought by Selectman Deirdre Hall and propped up by Board Chairman Ed Kimball, but definitively concluded in the detailed 29 page report (that the Town has yet to release), that Hall “sexually harassed Mr. Chiocca in violation of the Town’s Sexual Harassment Policy.”
Oh yea, I can totally picture her being a professional grab-asser, pulling a Bryon Hefner with an unsolicited handy at a local hearing of the license commission.
Mr. Chiocca is disheartened that the Rockland Board of Selectmen has voted not to allow a further disclosure of the investigator’s findings, which lay out the disturbing conspiracy of lies concocted by Hall and Kimball to smear the reputation of Mr. Chiocca for their own personal and political benefit.
First, the full report makes numerous factual findings that prove that Hall’s assertion that she has no recollection of the events that occurred on the night of May 1st is a lie. Specifically, the investigator found that “Hall was conscious and alert and she never vomited, tripped, fell or expressed concerns about her level of intoxication,” and that Hall could not “explain why she has no memory . . . that she does not have a medical condition that causes her to blackout or lose memory, and despite drinking regularly, and consuming as many as 3 to 4 drinks in an evening, she has not suffered memory loss after drinking since she was in her early 20’s.”
Wait a minute. You’re telling me that sometimes chicks get wasted and make bad decisions WITHOUT completely blacking out?? I figured the only way she gave this guy a blowey is if he roofied her and she tripped and fell into a felatio sandwich.
Second, the report makes clear that Hall was set on maliciously harming Mr. Chiocca’s reputation from the start to try and present herself as the victim to mask her own inappropriate conduct; conduct that the investigator found to include “an intense physical and emotional affair [between Hall and Kimball] during the months of March and April 2018, at which time Hall professed her love for Kimball.”
I KNEW these two were fucking!!! Just look at that chemistry…..
You can tell just by looking at that picture that they can’t wait to get out of there, meet up at a roach infested motel, and pound the paternal piston.
But of course Bobbin for Boners had to ruin it by “falling in love.” Then again, who can resist this guy?
Hopefully he pounds that water down as hard has he pounds……town bylaws.
Disturbingly, the investigator found that “Hall was not concerned that her husband would find out about her affair with Kimball, but rather the impact the news of the affair would have on her candidacy for State Representative should Kimball’s [wife] post it on social media.”
Of course this chick is less concerned about her husband knowing that she’s the town mattress than she is about her poll numbers once her spicy love affair is revealed.
This is the wildest part….
These illicit motives led to Hall concocting an entirely fabricated story about the evening of May 1, that included Hall telling Kimball that they “should not be putting [anything] in writing,” the two going for a “40 minute walk on the rail trail” where Hall continued her fabrications, and a meeting between “Ms. Hall, Mr. Hall, Mr. Kimball and Ms. Kimball . . . at Reeds Pond to discuss the allegations against Mr. Chiocca [where] they all agreed to keep Ms. Hall and Mr. Kimball’s relationship a secret.”
The fact that Eddie Porkchops survived a 40 minute walk without having a heart attack is the most surprising part about this story. I honestly can’t even say that I’m surprised that the two adulterers and the people they were cheating on met in a remote location to discuss how they were going to keep the secret of Eddie Porkchops’ custard truck taking a trip to her park and ride.
Anything is possible in Rockland politics.
Then, once the truth began to come out as part of the investigation, Kimball publicly referred to the investigation as a “sham,” tried to accuse Mr. Chiocca of tampering with videotaped evidence, and submitted an affidavit in support of Hall’s quickly-dismissed injunction request; all without any regard to the impact this would have on Mr. Chiocca’s reputation, career, well-being and livelihood.
Who can forget this epic display beginning at the 3:00 mark?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That guy so did not want those tapes coming out. He actually said they were doctored before he ever saw them. He lied on an “after David” about hearing audio from a tape with no audio. Be more obvious that you were banging her. You can’t.
As a result, Mr. Chiocca urges the Board of Selectman to release the full 29 page investigative report so that the residents of Rockland are given all the facts regarding this case. Only then will the public understand the full scope of Hall’s and Kimball’s egregious conduct, and the career and life altering impact this has and will continue to have on Mr. Chiocca and his family.
Through this entire ordeal, Mr. Chiocca’s family and friends have stood by his side, and he sincerely appreciates this unwavering support during this incredibly difficult time.”
Best sex scandal ever. I’m almost sad that it’s over, but man, what an ending!! Better than an Eddie Porkchops money shot!! The only way this could get better is if she turns out to be pregnant. It’s been real Bobbin for Boners. Gonna miss ya.