Cambridge’s Gentrified Jenny Is White Liberalism Exposed, Becomes Internet Villain After Freaking Out On Mom For Loud Biracial Kid Playing At 3:30 PM While Her Kids Are Napping 

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Your next viral video of a white woman being cunty and/or racist comes to you out of the most racist place on earth – Cambridge, MA…..

There it is folks, the hypocrisy of white liberalism at its finest. Anyone think this woman is a Trump supporter? Anyone? Gentrified Jenny lives in Cambridge. There is a 99.9% chance she has Coexist bumper sticker on her Prius and has used #BlackLivesMatter on social media. She has almost definitely called President Trump a racist casually in conversations with friends at an organic coffee shop. She likely champions the virtues of diversity too. Unless of course it means diversity in her neighborhood.

There is no bigger fraud than a white Cambridge liberal. This is how almost all of them think. These are the people who have money and want to live close to Boston, just not around Roxbury. So they move to Cambridge, buy property, and consequently drive up property value and rent, which prices out working class and poor people, many of whom are people of color.

But they’re totally NOT racist because they call everyone who doesn’t have an I’m With Her decal a racist. That proves you’re not racist right?

And make no doubt about it – this is what actual racism looks like. The second Gentrified Jenny asked if the other woman lived in the “affordable apartments” of the building for Cambridge residents or if she lived in one of the Harvard University owned apartments was the second she made this a racial thing. Because why else would she mention that? The woman is white and she’s got a kid with her who’s biracial. She MUST be from the projects. God knows she can’t afford to live around her.

As fucked up as that is though, what’s even more fucked up is how she thinks she has a right to peace and quiet at 3:30 PM because her kids are napping. Ho, you live in Cambridge. It’s one of the most populated cities in the state, located across the Charles River from one of the biggest cities in the country. When you move to Cambridge it is assumed that you will not have peace and quiet. If you want peace and quiet, move to Colrain. No one’s gonna interrupt your kid’s nap in Colrain. In no way, shape, or form should the rest of society conform their volume around your child’s nap at 3:30 PM.

Oh, and you should probably go inside and make sure you kid’s are alive instead of doing whatever the hell you were trying to do in the video.

I will say this though, calls for her to be fired from her job are where I draw the line:

This shit needs to end. This idea that mothers should lose their livelihood because they did something stupid one time and it went viral is just something I adamantly oppose. Now the woke patrol is gonna be out in full force gunning for her, even though many of them likely would’ve done the same thing as Gentrified Jenny.

37 Comment(s)
  • Gerald Winston Smith
    July 16, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    Theresa Lund
    100 % most definitely
    “DOES NOT”
    ANY FUCKEN 1/ 2
    85 % OF HER FUCKEN

  • Mike
    July 16, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    What am I missing? This woman put her children down for a nap at 3:30 in the afternoon and another woman was outside with her child making noise. She went out to ask the woman to keep it down because her kids were napping and the woman got all ratchet and refused? What happened to being considerate? What’s the problem with being neighborly and respecting another mother? Can she not relate to the difficulties of putting a child down for a nap? Does she feel entitled because she has a bi-racial child? I just don’t get it.

    Yeah, Theresa is probably exactly as she is described in this article, and I love people like that getting knocked a peg, but it needs to end. We need to stop encouraging mob justice in social media. The author of this article may not want to see her lose her job, but many many people out there do. Why? I personally think it’s more about being vengeful towards whites. I think there are some who don’t really care about what was done, it just brings them joy to ruin the life of a complete stranger so long as that stranger is white.

    You know, If Theresa called for the firing of any of the involved in the many #whileblack stories, I guess she deserves this. Until I find out, I think this “shaming” is unnecessary, knee jerk, and punitive due to the color of her skin.

    • Leonard Washington
      July 16, 2018 at 8:53 pm

      This is the irony of Turtleboy. The shaming serves a purpose but it accelerates the ugly mob behavior of social media. I think on balance it’s positive but Turtleboy has left a lot of collateral damage on the field.

      There would be no Turtleboy if there was no social media. I’m begging everyone with anything to lose to please, please, please delete your Twitter and Fecesbook accounts. The sun will still come up tomorrow and you might enjoy life once again without the daily danger of inadvertently destroying yourself.

  • Harvey
    July 16, 2018 at 2:51 pm

    from people who know of her… they didn’t know she had any kids…

  • Thomas Derosier
    Tommy D
    July 16, 2018 at 10:37 am

    These types of people are teaching our kids. Were screwed !! I miss all you turtles!!! Im still looking for the TV the junkie had stolen in fall river while she was home

  • Deb
    July 16, 2018 at 9:23 am

    This woman is clearly not a cantabridgian.. she’s from Minnesota
    I really don’t know what her politics are but to label her a cambridge liberal is somewhat ridiculous since there are conservatives as well in the city.. I’m a lifelong cantabridgian and I have friends on both sides. she’s a kook and hopefully she gets fired so she can ship her ass back to Minnesota

  • deflateddoritodinks
    July 16, 2018 at 9:04 am

    She’s already erased all her shit. Apparently she’s like a Harvard humanitarian, which means they like to enslave people and shit as Harvard is paid for by all manner of fuckery throughout 200 years of killing Indians and trading slaves and such resulting in a quarter TRILLION DOLLAR ENDOWMENT. How humanitarian.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    July 15, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    She looks like a fucking miserable liberal snatch !
    I’m sure a pussy-hat wearing liberal asshat.
    To think, some guy actually stuck his dick in her gagoosh?
    Actually..come to think of it, it wasn’t a man. Because I haven’t met a liberal man yet. More like a faggoty little worm with a dick is more like it.
    Fuck this liberal puttana !

  • Dr. Cock
    July 15, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    I’m prescribing 10 cc of cum 5 times daily in her woke SJW ass.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 15, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    Holy shit! This chick has a litany of “woke as fuck “ credentials too.
    BAM! The Karma interweb wokeslap for being a closet bigot.
    These are the clandestine fear mongers that quickdraw the race card.
    Scary stuff people.

  • MikeVronsky
    July 15, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    Love to see democrats at each other’s necks. Its cambridge so we can comfortably assume their political party even if we can’t assume their gender.

  • Theresa Lund
    July 15, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    So do you live here? What business do you have being outside my property… OK, you realize that exposing yourself in public is a crime. Actually, I’m feeling victimized… Hmmm… oh wow, it’s really big… so much bigger than my gender fluid partner… wait, what are you doing… don’t put it in my mouth – mmffrbbburblrfff…. mmmmmmmm… *gasp*
    Let’s go upstairs…

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    July 15, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    The really funny thing about this racist little bitch is . . . every time you google her name from this day forward, this article will appear LMAO The internet is forever hunny ! Enjoy your white racist existence Theresa LOLLLLLLLLLL and please don’t move to Holden, even we don’t tolerate people like you . . . .

  • qs
    July 15, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    So this woman works for Harvard Humanitarian…such and such. If you go on their facebook page, hit on comments, looks at the CEO’s comments on the right hand side where he defends Ms. Lund, you can see a comment by our old friend, Meghan Casey!!!!

  • dball31211
    July 15, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    Lol i think that bitch sums up Massachusetts perfectly. Her face looks like she can smell her own pussy and it stinks!

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    July 15, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    And now Theresa is Turtleboy-famous.. (golf clap)

    I wonder if she’s a Native American too..

  • Tom Blackburn
    July 15, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    If Alyson doesn’t like it she can go back to Africa. Or move into the zoo with the rest of the monkeys. Disgusting the TB is siding with her.

    • Bullshit Detector
      July 15, 2018 at 10:32 pm

      Hi liberal. Doing that Antifa thing where you’re anonymously posting racist comments to stir up problems and get people to blame non-progressives? That’s new. We’ve never seen a spineless douchebag moonbat do anything like that before. We sure hope you go away and don’t keep doing that since it really succeeds in bothering us, because just like white guilt Democrats, we really care about being called racist to the point that it totally makes us question ourselves and gives us an existential crisis to the point that we are going to go to City Hall and be late for work so we can register as Democrats. Then again, you could go back to your leftist horde and terrorize more businesses into closing for not subscribing to your point of view. It’s amazing how much you dirtballs really help society. Keep up the good work, you fucking pussy.

    • Gerald Winston Smith
      July 16, 2018 at 4:49 pm


    • yup
      July 16, 2018 at 8:14 pm

      nailed it tom blackburn!!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 15, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    Are you sure that isn’t a dude?

  • Tucker
    July 15, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    Here ya go:

    Theresa Lund,
    Executive Director, Harvard Humanitarian Initiative

    • WeAreFucked
      July 15, 2018 at 2:35 pm

      Didn’t take her long to make her FB private. But that’s a nice profile picture. Yup, Cambridge white folk. Hey Theresa, you know that woman you were giving crap too? She lives in the same apartment as you. So when you’re walking in the front door, everyone is wondering if you’re low income too. Asshat bitch. You’re better than everyone else. Your kids are going to grow up playing with those same low income people you despise because they live right next door. Your daughter will probably have a bi-racial child someday.
      Sorry you found out the hard way the world doesn’t revolve around you and your precious angels. If this was 6AM or 8PM, I might give you a pass for being a bitch, but not 3:30 in the afternoon. And if Alyson is low income, I hope she lives in the same apartment as you, but her rent is $500, while yours is $3000. Cunt.

  • William Lynch
    July 15, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    U see the woman’s bf? Fuck em

  • bigdaddy
    July 15, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    Probably has one of the virtue signaling signs “hate has no home here ” on here lawn

  • Clitty Litter
    July 15, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    She looks cranky and exhausted from her spin class.
    She could use a nap.
    I must be a bigot because I hate broads like this.

  • ??
    July 15, 2018 at 11:50 am

    The video wouldn’t play 🙁

    • Clitty Litter
      July 15, 2018 at 12:26 pm

      Click on “more” at the end of the paragraph.
      Then it reloads to FB and plays.
      Childish and cunty at the same time.

      • ??
        July 15, 2018 at 12:34 pm

        Gotcha.. I don’t have Facebook. I usually can just see them from here.

  • whatevuh
    July 15, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I’m betting she also has one of those signs “Hate Has No Home Here” because, she’s woke

    • bigdaddy
      July 15, 2018 at 12:44 pm

      I noticed an abundance of those signs in rural mostly white affluent community’s around here like Harvard Bolton Princeton. I bet if some one put up a Make america great sign nearby hate would be welcomed home pretty quick

      • WeAreFucked
        July 16, 2018 at 9:03 am

        Yup. They were all over Holden. And my church had that in a poster version on our bulletin board too.
        Are you kidding me? In my church? ‘Dafuck is that needed for? No shit Sherlock. Stupidest fucking thing to say ever. So if I “hate” – I can’t go to my church? That’s the reason I go to church.

        I need a sign that says “Hate is welcomed here.” Because those are the people that need to be welcomed. Those are the people who need help the most. Like me. I hate this Theresa bitch. I need God to help me to forgive her for being a smelly, hairy, cunt.

  • Frank Rizzo
    July 15, 2018 at 11:43 am

    shes homely as all get out too

  • Frank Rizzo
    July 15, 2018 at 11:41 am

    a cunt is a cunt is a cunt, this one is a cunt personified, can you imagine how fuckin miserable her husband must be….

    • Mike
      July 15, 2018 at 11:44 am

      She probably has a bull.

  • Uncle Randy
    July 15, 2018 at 11:41 am

    Guarantee she has that nasally voice too.

  • TJB
    July 15, 2018 at 11:40 am

    You should have offered her a gefiltie fish.

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