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Candy Dennis Is Selling Her Business And Blaming Turtleboy Deformation For Leaving Revive Dance Xchange In “Shambles”

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Update on the Candy Dennis Revive Dance Xchange story – her family is now piling on, she’s selling her business, and the Patch is riding our coattails:

A Beverly dance studio owner who came under fire this month for setting up a GoFundMe page that solicited donations to help pay for medical treatments has lied in the past to family members about other illnesses, including a miscarriage, a stomach tumor and shingles, according to one of her family members. The family member, who agreed to speak on the condition that her name not be used for publication, suspects that Dennis may have been lying last year when she told clients and employees at Revive Dance Xchange in Beverly that she needed help paying for treatments for cerebellar degeneration that were not covered by her insurance carrier.

“Candy had a problem where others get attention — she has to get it too,” the family member said. “She got away with this for so long that her siblings don’t speak to her, so now she got her clients and friends to believe her.”

In an email to Patch Monday morning, Dennis declined to address the accusations of feigning illness that her family member alleged. But she did say she was in the process of selling, saying she has been unhappy for several years and has been wanting to move on from the business since her mother died in September. She said a series of articles on Turtle Boy Sports, which first raised questions about her fundraiser and her business, had left her family in “shambles.”

Oh snap!! She’s selling the business. That was quicker than usual. And just like that look what’s on the market….

Oops!!

“Honestly, this issue and deformation (sic) of my character has been taken too far,” Dennis said in her email. “All my family wants now is to move on from this horrible heartbreaking experience. Everything said in these past articles have (sic) been twisted and falsely accused. I would never do something like this to any other person as what is happening to our family.”

Can SOMEONE please, please tell this woman that it’s defamation, not DEFORMATION??!! It was funny the first time, but she’s done it 5-6 times now each time she attempts to defend herself. It’s just getting sad at this point.

Seriously, it’s remarkable that someone this illiterate was able to run a business for this long. These two sentences were amazing:

“Everything said in these past articles have been twisted and falsely accused. I would never do something like this to any other person as what is happening to our family.”

So….Turtleboy was twisted and falsely accused? Huh? And what exactly is happening to your family? Oh right, nothing. It’s just you. You’re the scam artist, and on the way out you’re hiding behind your kids and blaming Turtleboy for exposing you for being the con-artist that you are. The only way your family is affected from this moment forward is that the glamorous trips to New York and Disney are on hold. I’m sure your daughters by now think this is a regular part of life, but unfortunately they’re gonna have to learn what the rest of us learned at a young age – Mom and Dad aren’t rich.

FYI Dave Copeland at The Patch initially told parents that he had no interest in this story because it was all just rumors. He repeatedly refers to Turtleboy as a “gossip blog.” Yet this entire column, although very interesting, is 100% family gossip. Just more proof that the mainstream media, while pretending to be above us, really just wants to be us.

Anyway, selling her business is a no-brainer at this point. You’d be insane to give this woman a dime of your money. And if she suddenly started running her business as an actual legitimate business then she wouldn’t make enough money to keep her lifestyle going. Her best hope is to find someone who wants to buy and rebrand it while she waits for this all to pass by. Unfortunately for her the Internet is forever.

14 Comment(s)
  • Jenn1120
    August 6, 2018 at 4:20 am

    this is the review I just left for her dance studio LOL

    lady YOU need to be in JAIL for unlawful business practices and a psch ward for your ability to lie so easily. Not to mention your repeated threats to kill yourself. People who continually threaten suicide are attention whores who are patheticly looking for someone to tell them how wanted and needed they are. If you where serious with your intentions of suicide it would of already been name over without all the dramatics and fanfare. You should be EMBARRASSED to use suicide as a bargaining chip and CLEARLY have NO idea what or how suicide is reached by someone with that intent. You have NO idea what drives someone to such an ending You throw the word around like your ordering a happy meal. What about your husband amd/or family CLEARLY if they thought you where serious they would have could have and SHOULD HAVE U LOCKED UP IN A PADDED CELL. And your a mother??? Frightening doesnt adequately describe what you are being a roll model to them. Grow the F up you are someone with no moral compass and even worse business ethics. Your poor husband my sympathies to him. Tell him to take his balls out of your pocketbook and not allow him or his kids for that matter to be nurtured by such a shit show of a parent. He must not like his kids much, doesn’t have connecting brain cells, or actually fears you to allow you to perpetuate such BS professionally,personally, or morally. I know if I said I was going to kill myself more than in a joking manner more than twice my husband would have the men in white coats come take me into the local nut hut. Because he LOVES me but more importantly woulnt do all he could to see my kids didn’t end up without their mother. But not your husband because he knows you for what we all know you for an attention whore. Amazing so many illnesses but happy as a pig on shit on trip after trip especially ballroom dancing in NYC amd hauling your gaggle of kids to Disney. I don’t give a f who paid for either trip the meer physicality to undergo such excertions is a stretch for the healthiest woman. Do u even know what a complete asshat you not only look like but truly are? Get yourself some help and not the MADE UP FICTITIOUS GO FUND ME KIND OF HELP. Was so glad to read on Turtleboy amd again in your local paper your selling your business. Take your dog and pony hussle down the road. You don’t need to be ANYWHERE in ANY kind of leadership and/mentoring role. Bad enough you have two kids that you’ll be a role model to. At least it won’t be a whole community of unsuspecting youth. Wait…wait….shhh…shhh..be really quiet if u listen hard enough I think it’s a…….?? Yup that’s what I thought it was…..yup another GoFundMe Page coming to a town near you real soon….LMAO I say inside of 6 months to be GENEROUS.

  • jenn1120
    August 6, 2018 at 4:14 am

    SO here’s the review I just left for her dance studio:

    lady I need to be in JAIL for unlawful business practices and a psch ward for your ability to lie so easily. Not to mention your repeated threats to kill yourself. People who continually threaten suicide are attention whores who are patheticly looking for someone to tell them how wanted and needed they are. If you where serious with your intentions of suicide it would of already been name over without all the dramatics and fanfare. You should be EMBARRASSED to use suicide as a bargaining chip and CLEARLY have NO idea what or how suicide is reached by someone with that intent. You have NO idea what drives someone to such an ending You throw the word around like your ordering a happy meal. What about your husband amd/or family CLEARLY if they thought you where serious they would have could have and SHOULD HAVE U LOCKED UP IN A PADDED CELL. And your a mother??? Frightening doesnt adequately describe what you are being a roll model to them. Grow the F up you are someone with no moral compass and even worse business ethics. Your poor husband my sympathies to him. Tell him to take his balls out of your pocketbook and not allow him or his kids for that matter to be nurtured by such a shit show of a parent. He must not like his kids much, doesn’t have connecting brain cells, or actually fears you to allow you to perpetuate such BS professionally,personally, or morally. I know if I said I was going to kill myself more than in a joking manner more than twice my husband would have the men in white coats come take me into the local nut hut. Because he LOVES me but more importantly woulnt do all he could to see my kids didn’t end up without their mother. But not your husband because he knows you for what we all know you for an attention whore. Amazing so many illnesses but happy as a pig on shit on trip after trip especially ballroom dancing in NYC amd hauling your gaggle of kids to Disney. I don’t give a f who paid for either trip the meer physicality to undergo such excertions is a stretch for the healthiest woman. Do u even know what a complete asshat you not only look like but truly are? Get yourself some help and not the MADE UP FICTITIOUS GO FUND ME KIND OF HELP. Was so glad to read on Turtleboy amd again in your local paper your selling your business. Take your dog and pony hussle down the road. You don’t need to be ANYWHERE in ANY kind of leadership and/mentoring role. Bad enough you have two kids that you’ll be a role model to. At least it won’t be a whole community of unsuspecting youth. Wait…wait….shhh…shhh..be really quiet if u listen hard enough I think it’s a…….?? Yup that’s what I thought it was…..yup another GoFundMe Page coming to a town near you real soon….LMAO I say inside of 6 months to be GENEROUS.

  • johny yuma
    August 5, 2018 at 9:12 pm

    ben is a cuck. this ho doesn’t own the building

  • Captain Trips
    August 2, 2018 at 11:27 am

    Ah it certainly is nice to see a narcissist take the hit for their miserable selfishness; she will never blame herself of course, but her fancy lifestyle bought on the backs of others is all over.

    Love to see their living room this Christmas. It will be a little more ‘sparse’ I’m sure.

  • Shame shame
    August 2, 2018 at 10:25 am

    Maybe now she will have time to spend with her OTHER child LEXI since she won’t be able to afford taking Cameo, out to all those exspensive shows and what not. Candy you have two daughters not just one. Karma is bitch and yours is coming ten fold. This is only the beginning.. wait it’s gonna be a lot worse

  • DisShitIsRetarded
    August 2, 2018 at 10:25 am

    Turtleboy you are wrong.
    It is deformation of character if you are deformed and she is obviously deformed.

  • Asshole Bot
    August 2, 2018 at 8:47 am

    I think it’s definitely time to give Dave Copeland of the Patch some shit.

  • Y
    August 2, 2018 at 7:31 am

    Candy folded faster than origami… She’s obviously guilty; confiscate her passport

  • Rubbernecker
    August 2, 2018 at 1:52 am

    Maybe she should hook up with Greg Bates so they can bunk up after getting convicted of tax fraud.

    • Greg Bates
      August 2, 2018 at 7:43 pm

      I messaged her on Facebook and explained that in exchange for vaginal penetrative sex (doggy style only) once a week I would give her a gift card to a local restaurant for a family of four. She demanded to know which restaurant…I’m still trying to find a restaurant that will donate to my cause, i mean autism.

  • Snarky Rider
    August 2, 2018 at 12:36 am

    “wanting to move on from the business since her mother died in September”.
    Has anybody checked to see if this attention seekers Mither is still alive, and if so, how many times she has died?

  • LOL
    August 2, 2018 at 12:06 am

    $599,000 whoazers.

  • Chicken Pox
    August 1, 2018 at 10:26 pm

    Good luck opening elsewhere, dance studio owner Candy Dennis. These pieces will be top of the search for a long time.

    • M
      August 2, 2018 at 4:34 am

      Maybe she will finally take her husband’s last name and hide behind that

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