Cape Cod Chomo Whisperer Starts Allows New Boyfriend Once Arrested For Raping A Child To Spend Time With Her Crotch Fruits  


This is Greg Ballam from the Cape.

In 2016 Greg was arrested and charged with raping a child.

He posts on Facebook incessantly, but the posts mysteriously stopped around August of 2016 for a couple years. But he’s back on now and has a new girlfriend named Megan Standish from Yarmouth.

She appears to be a bootleg model, or something.

If you ask him where he’s been he’s got a long explanation about a car falling on him, a heart attack, melanoma, losing his wildly successful business, becoming homeless, moving in with Grandma, getting a Honda Accord, and getting noticed by his new girlfriend who couldn’t resist the sex appeal of a kiddie diddler in a Honda.


But no mention of the charge of child rape.

Megan obviously has great taste in men, since she’s decided to hitch her wagon to a guy who was arrested for raping a child less than four years ago. Probably because he can get her the finer things, like Jordans.

And he gives her the shaft.

And in return she takes him to the mall to play creepster dress up.

But at least she’s of age. She can’t say the same for her children, who she allows to be around him in uncomfortable looking photos, once you think about what he was arrested for.

Disgusting. And yes he does love to pose in the most chomo way possible.

Totally not rapey to dress like that at the beach.

She recently posted ironically about how she’d beat a woman’s ass if she found out they were riding her 17 year old son’s spam javelin.

“Protect your boys.”

Yea, that’s a good idea. A great way to do that is by keeping them away from people who were ever arrested for child rape.

Greg has kids of his own, but from the looks of his posts he’s not allowed anywhere near them.

Greg’s resume is as impressive as any you’ll ever see, and included stops at the Olive Garden and Papa Gino’s before becoming CEO and owner of Lokimonster Ent.

What do they do exactly? Well, apparently he sells posters of hot chicks in bikinis on cars, that he almost definitely did not take himself and certainly does not own.

They also sell bootleg skull necklaces and pick up trash.

And his “crew” moves furniture too. And by “crew” I mean, young children whose parents allow their crotch fruits around a man who was arrested for and charged with rape of a child.

Any parent who would ever allow their raw dog trophies around someone like this should probably have their tubes tied. Just sayin.


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38 Comment(s)
  • Andrea
    July 22, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    My ex graduated from high school with him so I asked about him and he said he always knew he was a weird dude but had no idea about the child sex abuse charges and he is was so horrified and disgusted he had no words.

  • Stewart Nod
    July 2, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    My brain hurts so much after reading this. What this proves is that all you need is confidence. If you have a grasp on reality, it is almost definitely a negative. Totally detached from reality? Well, you can score someone like Megan.
    F**king bullsh*t.

    • True Reality Speaks
      The Cape is Full of Users
      July 2, 2020 at 8:40 pm

      She looks like she has the “disease”.

      NFW I would touch that, even with your dick.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    July 2, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    I would give Grandma the Angry Dragon all day and twice on Sunday

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    July 2, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    Hey Greg,

    Is that triple skull necklace still available because I’m interested.

    Just kidding, That thing is gay as fuck. You’re not chris angel you fucking faggot

  • Gunnery Sgt
    July 2, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Wow. The cape has really gone to shit huh

  • Snarky Pete
    July 2, 2020 at 11:21 am

    I bet he has a selfie standing in front of the town line sign that reads “Entering Dennis”

  • Rod Ramsey
    July 2, 2020 at 11:15 am

    Say Loki one more time holy shit

  • White Power
    July 2, 2020 at 10:13 am

    Brett Kavanaugh will legalize child rape and this will be a non-story. Yawn. MAGA.

    • Snarky Pete
      July 2, 2020 at 10:58 am

      You misspelled John Roberts

  • D.B. Cooper
    July 2, 2020 at 10:10 am

    Years ago, the Russians would take people like this to the wilderness and give them a 24 hour head start. Then they would send the Spetznaz trainees after them. Problem solved.
    Not a bad idea, kinda like public stoning.

  • Carlos Danger
    July 2, 2020 at 9:40 am

    What an amateur.

  • Pedophilia is an incurable mental disorder
    July 2, 2020 at 9:26 am

    Lots of women have extremely low standards in guys, but allowing a pedophile to be with your own young children is just plain monstrous. Hoping DCF has someone monitoring this one.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 2, 2020 at 9:20 am


    • Bill Clinton
      July 2, 2020 at 11:01 am

      Swallow my babies, Greta

  • chad
    July 2, 2020 at 9:15 am

    This chud’s posted business card has too many numberd..what a tool

    • Are you blind?
      July 2, 2020 at 11:02 am

      Look again

  • Joe Friday
    July 2, 2020 at 9:05 am

    He’s not showing up on the sex offender registry for Yarmouth

    • North of the Border
      July 2, 2020 at 10:21 am

      Not showing up on state website. Possible he was found not guilty or charges dropped? But looking at the way he’s holding the kid, smoke, fire, shit like that.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    July 2, 2020 at 8:35 am

    Aids Daughtry needs to have his head splattered on a curb asap.

  • Wind Chimes Are Gay
    July 2, 2020 at 8:28 am

    He should be arrested for wearing a Southpole fedora

  • I miss the good ol' days
    July 2, 2020 at 8:17 am

    When Shaft was just a killer song on the radio!

  • That guy is gay
    July 2, 2020 at 7:57 am

    What a fag, hopefully he dies from the AIDS soon and doesn’t pass his bad genes onto anymore half breeds.

  • Fat Girl Titties
    July 2, 2020 at 7:56 am

    Why does he pose like a hardo? Does he think he has muscles? His granny has a better physique. Gross.

  • North of the Border
    July 2, 2020 at 6:41 am

    Imma guess his PO would fucking love to see this.

  • Drylaw
    July 2, 2020 at 5:54 am

    Myles Standish is someplace beyond the Guff right now retching at the thought of his descendant.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    July 2, 2020 at 5:26 am

    His legs were crushed, but he still changed the tire, went home, then crawled around? And she is pure skank all the way. She’s exactly the type of douche who would be with a guy like that.

    • North of the Border
      July 2, 2020 at 1:02 pm

      And worse, when he pulls this shit again, because Chomo recidivism rate is in the high 90 percent range, she’ll likely blame the kid for it.

      I fear for that child.

  • Chris Hansen
    July 2, 2020 at 4:22 am

    It doesn’t seem like he’s on a registry, but those posts on his fb are super fucking creepy if that is not his daughter

  • Sum Yung Ho
    July 2, 2020 at 3:55 am

    This guy has bigger tits than his girlfriend. They probably were considered a real asset in prison.

  • Paul Casale
    2 Blind 2 See It
    July 2, 2020 at 1:40 am

    I still don’t understand why people feel the need to post their lives on social media. Also, can we please stop using numbers for words like 2 & 4? It is really distracting when you are trying 2 read it 4 what it’s worth.

    • Grammar nazi rules
      July 2, 2020 at 4:20 pm

      Agreed. While we’re at it, how about some other fixes for often-seen grammar mistakes. (1) “we had alot of fun” is wrong. “Alot” is not a word, and “allot” is an unrelated verb (it means to assign or to distribute). You should write “a lot” of fun, not “alot”. (2) Don’t say “her and her friends” or “him and his friends.” It should be “she and her friends” or “he and his friends.” Wrong use sounds awful; it used to get you kicked out of your professional job and back to minimum wage in a heartbeat, but probably not anymore, at least in Mass. gov. circles and on Methadone Mile.

      • Follow along
        July 2, 2020 at 5:45 pm

        I am not sure you are correct about that. You would not say “I went to the beach with she.” or I went to the beach with she and her friends”.
        You would say “I went to the beach with her.” so you would say “I went to the beach with her and her friends.”
        BUT it would be “She and her friends went to the beach.” so it would be “She and her friends went to the beach.”

        • Follow along
          July 2, 2020 at 5:47 pm

          oops, one of those sentences was supposed to be “She went to the beach.”.
          Sorry for that.

  • Andrea
    July 2, 2020 at 1:32 am

    Is it possible to unsee this and I am beyond nauseous now but I was here for allllllll that and….yikes. My ex bf went to high school with him, too. I have so many questions.

  • Elephant in the room
    July 2, 2020 at 1:00 am

    So what was the disposition of the charge he was arrested for?

    • Greta Thundberg
      July 2, 2020 at 6:41 am

      Nolle Pross and no indictment. The guy is no boy scout though.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        July 2, 2020 at 9:40 am

        How dare you!

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