Captain Creepy Cream Tries And Fails To Use “Photography” Business To Lure Multiple Women To Easton Apartment And Tells Them They Can’t Bring Boyfriends With Them Because Of Covid


This is Todd Follett from Easton.

Todd is a man of many trades. By day he’s a mild mannered Office Manager for Health Catalyst in Cambridge.

He’s also a poet, and an aspiring musician who still hasn’t given up the dream.

But his real passion is photography. On his professional website Todd describes himself as:

A 45-time internationally published photographer specializing in fine art fashion/ boudoir portraits; a published poet; and a musician who plays and sings acoustic covers (and a few originals).

But according to many women he’s an extremely creepy man who uses photography to get young women naked in his apartment. It began last week when he randomly messages a woman he didn’t know and asked her to do a shoot.

The conversation began when he messaged this random woman, who happens to be extremely attractive, and invited her to do “boudoir” photos with him. Boudoir is basically a fancy and less offensive way of saying buck neckid.

Offering a complete stranger a free photo shoot like this means he either doesn’t get much business and is looking for a hot chick to use in order to attract more women, or he had other things in mind. She asked him if she could bring a friend because the whole thing sounded shady, he told her this was unacceptable, and wait until you see his reasoning.

COVID. He can have this complete stranger in his apartment without a mask on, but two complete strangers is one too many. Even if those two strangers live together, which would mean sending one essentially does the same thing as sending two.

He wanted to make it clear that he didn’t need her, because he’s a big shot photographer.

“I’m not looking for people to shoot.” – Guy who messaged a complete stranger and asked her to come and do a one on one photo shoot with him.

He also had another caveat – if she brings a friend for the outdoor shoot (she must come alone indoors), that friend must be a woman.

Just head on over to this skeevy guy’s place to get naked and don’t bring any men with you. Nothing date rapey about that!

The woman told Todd that she would have to do some research before showing up alone at his apartment for a naked photo shoot, and he warned her that she’d probably hear a lot of bad things about him, which is a completely normal pre-emptive thing to say if you’re not a 100% creep.

Turns out he had good reason to fear the bad reviews.

He also had another rule when asking about references – don’t talk to any women from Rhode Island because they’re all liars.

And when he says he wants to shoot at his office, he really means his apartment.

When she rejected him and said she wasn’t interested he did what any respectable photographer or business owner would do – demanded to know why, tell her that it’s her loss, brag about how many other models you have to choose from, shit on her for not appearing in any calendars, and then cry and call her two-faced.

As for his work you can check out the abortion he calls photography on his IG. Basically he hypes himself up as a guy who can get you in magazines, then tells you that in order to do that you’ll need to go in the woods and strip down to give him something to work with in the spank bank.

At least half the pictures, which pretty much anyone with an iPhone and an IG account could take on their own, take place in his living room next to the windows. And a lot of these girls look like kids I had in 11th grade history class.

This one was my favorite.

I mean, I’m not a “professional” photographer or anything, but it seems like it would be pretty easy to get rid of her reflection in the window, find her a pair of shoes, use some actual lighting, and maybe not have a background setting of suburban Easton with bad carpeting and an electrical outlet on the floor.

And seriously, Alice in Chains? These girls aren’t old enough to remember that awful phase of our childhood known as grunge.

You can even see the same car parked in the lot in several pictures, which of course he couldn’t be bothered to photo shop out or do anything with, because that would make him an actual photographer.

Come on dude, you couldn’t even give her some makeup, or do something about the high beams on the gerber servers?

Notice there’s no curtain on the windows either. That’s because it may or may not double as a photo shoot prop.

And you know this guy’s a real professional because he also stars in a number of his finer pieces of art.

No one can tame him because no one understands him. He’s a free spirit.

There’s something creepy about even the most “professional” photographer who wants to take pictures of naked women. Seems like an excuse to avoid buying a subscription to Brazzers. I’d urge any woman pursuing a modeling career to just kind of stop and do something else instead. You’re never going to be Cindy Crawford, and if you need an ego boost just take some selfies in your underpants and post them on Facebook. Trust me, thirsty dudes will be in your filtered inbox within minutes. But if you do decide to try your hand in the field of modeling, avoid Todd Follett and Theseus Photography at all costs. There’s something seriously wrong with a man who uses COVID as an excuse to get you alone and naked in his Easton apartment.




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47 Comment(s)
  • WeRFucked
    October 29, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    There’s no chance this guy has a camera hidden in his “changing room” for those girls who said “no” to nudes.

  • Cheddah
    October 29, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Haha another creepy cheesedick photographer!

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    October 29, 2020 at 11:41 am

    A good friend of mine is a legit boudoir photographer. She owns a studio, the photos aren’t trashy, there’s no nudity, she isn’t promising modeling contracts (most of the ladies that book with her are giving the photos to their husbands or S.O. as gifts) and most importantly SHE CHARGES!!! The fact that he is offering 100’s of edited photos is bullshit. Forget the fact he isn’t editing shit…..a real photographer would charge upwards of $800 for 25 edited and Photoshop prints tells you that this is a perv with a $300 digital camera at BEST.

    It still blows my mind that women would fall for this shit. They are either desperate or have ZERO self preservation. The cringe is so deep with these photos.

  • C'mon Man, my boy is innocent
    October 29, 2020 at 11:35 am

    That’s some Hunter Biden Shit right there. Only thing missing is his Crackpipe.

  • Caius Veiovis
    October 29, 2020 at 9:26 am

    A good read.

  • Albert Fish
    October 29, 2020 at 8:45 am

    After viewing these pictures I just inserted another pin in my nutsack.

  • Fastest way to a woman's heart...
    October 29, 2020 at 7:41 am

    …is free cocaine. These bitches anyways. Tattoos and piercings? Yuck.

  • Inspired
    October 29, 2020 at 3:55 am

    Hitting Ebay for a camera.
    This has a lot of potential.
    Time to get out the chloroform. It gives the models that dreamy, faraway look.
    I know the perfect spot for some sessions. it’s not far from where I park my van, down by the river.

  • common sense
    October 28, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    What’s new about this? Common sense. Doesn’t anyone remember the serial killer that they are still trying to identify some of the people in the pics? Not saying that’s this guys motive, , but seriously what right minded female would even consider this? There are plenty of other “photographers” and now with technology anyone can be. In my opinion how can anyone in this day be that naive and dumb? So it’s kind of a useless point . Plenty more of these people out there who probably have a worse rep than him. I have raised 2 daughters who are in their early 20s and it wouldn’t even be a thought. Would you except a ride from a stranger Let alone get naked or half naked in front of one? At this time in life with 24 hour news and every young girl glued to their phones, they are aware of every everything, so this shouldn’t even be a thought. Don’t care about daddy issues or whatever excuse, it’s simple common sense.

    • Spit Roast White Sluts
      October 29, 2020 at 6:11 pm

      Both of your daughters have been filled up with black cock.

      Sweet dreams, honky!

      • Sensible
        October 29, 2020 at 7:12 pm

        Lol, yeah we love bbc, runs in the family. You gonna have to do better than that jackoff.

      • Watched Top Much eighties tv
        October 29, 2020 at 8:19 pm

        Honky? Are stuck in 1980? No one uses that term anymore asswipe.

  • Observer X
    October 28, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    What a fucking tool.
    Sometimes that’s all you can say.

  • Anon Nona
    October 28, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    You should definitely out more of these types of creeps. They’re everywhere and it is scary. One worth looking into if you have the time is Robert Costello aka Viking Creative Studios. He posts his “behind the scenes” from his “professional” shoots on pornhub, started his career by stealing photos from a real photographer and used them to lure girl to get naked in front of his camera, and his better than thou attitude alone would give you enough content for a 10 page article.

    • Yawn
      October 28, 2020 at 11:10 pm

      Really? 10 page article? I thought it was the most boring turtleboy article I have read. Some seedy guy looking for models. That is an old old story. I just can’t believe people would fall for it.

  • Jeffrey Dahmer
    October 28, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    What a sicko.

  • Gangster Talk
    October 28, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    If 90s bands were people this guy would be Creed

  • Dr. Lechter
    October 28, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    So hard to decide here hmmmmmm….
    Ok, I believe I will have the chick in the KISS boots for the main course aaannnd……. the Blue belle (beneath her) for dessert please…………. with a nice chilled Chianti~~~~“÷×

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 28, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    The hell with the bitches who fall for his shit. Hopefully they all wind up 6 feet under soon. Any bimbo who falls for his shit is not worthy of living anyway.

  • dough bro
    October 28, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    I wonder if any of these women were featured on “MISSING” posters?
    Lots of sick fucks out there with violent or worse agendas.

  • Bill Cosby
    October 28, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    This guy is harmless.Its a non story.

  • Dave Attell
    October 28, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    This is Sad Porn…look at these faces. No hope and looking worn out.
    We deserve better
    We pay good money.
    Get your trash together

  • Idi Amin
    October 28, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    He deserves a medal.

  • Larry Nassar
    October 28, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Smart approach.Good follow through.
    I give him a 9.8 score.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    October 28, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    Nothing wrong here.

    October 28, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    This guy has only been accused of being “sketchy “ if women come out and say more then maybe. He’s definitely a creep but that’s not illegal. He’s getting low and mid level trashy Chicks to strip down for pictures, kudos he’s doing nothing wrong. He didn’t abduct these Chicks and force them to to nude or semi nude pictures. I usually agree with Turtle Boy but not this time. Maybe I’m wrong and more comes out but at this point give the Weird Dude credit for getting dumb skanks to take their clothes off. He’s getting Strippers to drop their clothes for free.

  • dball31211
    Shannon H
    October 28, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Grunge was and still is awesome!
    the end of the 90s was the end of music and talent.

  • Creepy Cream
    October 28, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Great job TB! Keep these stories cumming! Spectacular photos. TL/DR. Thank you for the pics. You do realize that this “photographer” could be any of your regular commenters?!?!? Right? This is so much more exciting to me than the pedo porn catchers. Those guys are the real creeps.

  • WarWack
    October 28, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    Low self esteem girls, dingbats and strippers fall for this bullshit.
    Theyve been raped before the photoshoot and will be raped and abused again. This pencil dick is of NO WORRY however. Bet the floor in his studio is very sticky.

  • Jimmy V.
    October 28, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Funny stuff , , I’m sure the locals would be interested in examining his hard drive and what has gone through his IP address . An equally creepy dude -albeit very talented is one Worc Telegram photojournalist . Always getting the byline shooting girls high school sports , and the like . A close examination of his decades of work show a pattern. He is fascinated with The female form . I always wondered about that guy . I won’t mention the name but let’s see what Turtle rider comes up with it first . Vote yes on question one , no on two and vote for everyone Republican or kiss the second amendment goodbye. Thank you !

  • bloop
    October 28, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    You can almost smell the daddy issues with everyone involved. Gross. Side note, Kate Estrella mentioning her “rate” in response to Dr Clit’s suave business acumen is laugh out loud funny. Battle of the biggest bullshitters.

  • Baba Shetty
    October 28, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Can I send my stunning wife over for a shoot and a bang to get her away from me?

    • babygirldiane285
      Miserable Medusa Lisa
      October 28, 2020 at 7:17 pm

      She’d break the camera.

  • West Warwick Turtle Trash
    October 28, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    This gives me 2nd and 3rd degree embarrassment. So cringe. Can’t decide what’s worse, his taste in music or his taste in “models”. That girl in the red has a crooked nose, bruises on her knees and calves. And the tan lines on some of these dimwits. Half the broads have awful “my face is fucking ugly but this tattoo is pretty” ink. Hey you stupid skanks, when the fuck have you ever seen a professional model come down the runway covered in Broad Street graffiti? YOU. ARE. NOT. A. MODEL. Next time you might not be lucky enough to be dealing with just a shmuck and could end up in the clutches of a real predator. Oh and btw, MODELS GET PAID!!! If you ain’t drawing a check, you’re just volunteering to appear in some creep’s jackoff hour.

  • Nothing Wrong Here At All
    October 28, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    This guy has done nothing wrong. Not one complaint, other than things seem “sketchy.” And you’re putting this in the guy’s google footprint and probably going to get him fired from his job. You’re an asshole.

  • Bucky
    October 28, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    The blck chick is cute and wholesome. The rest appear to be strippers that have been rode hard and put away wet.

  • randiguy2006
    October 28, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    And of course you’ve gone ahead and posted the women’s naked pictures because you’re so concerned about them?

    • Secretary Turtle
      October 28, 2020 at 10:55 pm

      They posted their own naked photos. That’s how Aidan got them. So….

  • Hunter Bidens Suicide Watch Team
    October 28, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    These teachers got big balles.
    Come on man, lock them up for having the temerity.

  • Orion
    October 28, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    More of the same, case in point. Too many hookery young women out there that are into this, or it wouldn’t even be a thing. Also:

    “I entertained this because I was curious as to how it would play out…”
    DING DING DING! You’re part of the fucking problem, honey!

  • randiguy2006
    Where the beef?
    October 28, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Meh, looks like he’s trying to improve his photo skills.

    He’s never done anything to any of the models.

  • randiguy2006
    October 28, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Why ya hating on this guy’s game?
    Nothing illegal.
    You sound jealous TBH.

  • Richard Ramirez
    October 28, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    I admire his work ethic.Well done.

  • Pete Shelly
    October 28, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    He has a have heart t shirt on . A local hardcore punk bank . It gives this band a bad name . Which is a drag . On the other hand he has a smiths t shirt on so he’s trying to score with vulnerable emo chicks . So fuck him for putting have heart in a bad light . And fuck the smiths

    • Ricardo Cabeza
      October 28, 2020 at 4:00 pm

      Local “hardcore” bands give themselves bad names. Fuck ’em.

      • Happy Hardcore Harry
        October 28, 2020 at 11:05 pm

        Contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of hardcore bands and fans don’t drink or smoke, have clean criminal records and are employed. Things aren’t always as they seem. Even heavily tattooed people that like loud music.

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