This is Adam Catalanotti, formerly of Milford but a somewhat recent resident of Fitchburg.

He makes your lady bits tingle just looking at him. And because he’s God’s gift to women he also has a tendency to message random chicks on the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook group (one of the few remaining pages that hasn’t been hijacked by an overzealous administrator on a power trip) and ask them to hang out. But the problem is, he doesn’t like taking no for an answer…..

He had never met with or spoken to this woman before. He saw her post on a community page and thought to himself, “I’m gonna ask this stranger to hang out with me, and then when she doesn’t respond within 30 minutes I’m gonna go into full stalker mode.”

Any somewhat NORMAL guy understands that this woman is either busy or has no interest in him and just doesn’t want to tell him that. But since he’s not good at taking hints he demanded to know what her “problem” was, because God knows it couldn’t possibly be something HE did.

Guys, don’t ever do this. Not that you’d be tempted to. But chuds like this are the absolute worst. “All you had to do was say I’m busy and I will get back to you and it’s over.”

Hey, here’s a thought dick whistler – maybe she doesn’t want to get back to you because you’re a WEIRDO. She doesn’t have to reply to you. She doesn’t have to be polite. She. Owes. You. Nothing.

As soon as spank bank victim #1 came forward a bunch of other women started sharing their stories.   

There it is again – “doesn’t make it look good to assume.”

This is what psychopaths like this do. They lecture you about how YOU are the fucked up one because you don’t wanna smoke a blunt with captain donkey lips and then grease up his hog for desert. Nowhere in there did she say she thought he was a killer or a scumbag, although I probably would’ve been thinking that. She just says she didn’t feel like hanging out with a stranger, and because of that she was lectured about how she shouldn’t “assume” things she never assumed in the first place.

But wait…..it turns out SHE is the one who could have bodies in her basement….

Ya got that? Freddy fingerblast is willing to give HER the benefit of the doubt, since he’s such a friendly guy and all.

Nevertheless he persisted…..

He’s not just looking to smoke up and hang out with random chicks on DFN though. He’s also looking to go golfing with them too.

Don’t do it Sam!! It’s a trap!!

Sam is a City Councillor and I tip my hat to her for running a pretty fairly regulated page. I understand you can’t let EVERYTHING go, or else the guy with the Obama memes shows up and turns it into a Thanksgiving nightmare. But she doesn’t stop discussions like this from taking place because it’s important for women to warn other women about a creepy dude in their midst who they should avoid. Especially with random women being taken from bars by people who act just like this mongoloid.

But alas Sam is out of town so she left this douche twinkie in charge and he not only took the post down, he banned members from PMing people about what was discussed.

Hey Sam, come get your boy. He’s ruining the last bastion of freedom on Facebook.

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