Mainstream Media Fails

CBS Shares Video Of Plus Sized Nurse Nutella Crying About Quitting Over Not Being Able To Use Mask, Turns Out It Was All A Lie To Sell Clothing And Gain Clout


CBS News won the fake news award of the week the other day for tweeting out a video of an attention seeking nurse in Chicago crying because she had just quit her job when they wouldn’t let her wear a mask around commie cold patients.

Thots and shares.

Did CBS find out where she worked? Of course not.

Did they verify any of it? LOL.

How bout her name? Do they even know her names?

Nah. Too much work.

None of that actually matters, so long as she was saying the things that the media wants her to say. And the media for the last month has been trying to monetize the commie cold crisis by ginning up fear, and pushing the narrative that hospitals are unprepared because Trump failed them. Everyhing that woman said aligns with those goals so nothing else mattered.

The tweet was called out immediately by conservatives, and only conservatives. Because right wingers are almost always on the receiving end of fake hate crimes and fake news. See Jussie Smollett for further reading.

But none of that mattered to Bernie Sanders:

Because Bernie Sanders is a horrible, horrible human being. And everyone who supports him is a gullible, brain dead idiot who is thoroughly enjoying this crisis because they finally get to sit at home and get paid to do nothing while virtue signaling about it on Twitter.

This is par for the course for Bernie. Not only did he fall for the Jussie hoax, he then endorsed the DA who dropped the charges against Jussie when it was revealed to be a lie.

Bernie also fell for the Ryan Kyote hoax.

Ryan Kyote’s mother was arrested two weeks ago and is facing 8 felony charges for defrauding hundreds of thousands of dollars from people off of this lie about her crotch fruit. Bernie doesn’t give a shit, because just like CBS he prefers the lie because it helps him professionally.

Except this “nurse” is a plus sized wannabe IG influencer who was lying for attention.

On Facebook she says she’s into singing, photography, blogging, and cosplay, but doesn’t mention nursing.

She also likes to post memes about white women.

Her five year plan is to go from taking pictures of her ass (which is in both eastern and central time zone), to making millions of dollars, buying a house, buying a sports car, getting married, and firing out some poon polyps.

You’ll notice that she’s doing Starbuck’s gift card giveaways, and in her bio she calls herself a fashion Latina creator, and makes it clear that she’s partnering with Cherokee Uniforms.

Cherokee Uniforms sells healthcare related clothing. They have affiliate marketing programs where you can effectively become a salesperson for the company and get a cut of each sale you make. It says it right on her Twitter bio – sponsored by Cherokee Uniforms.

She also has links to the Latina RN page in her profile, and seems to be promoting them.


As well as Holliblu, a company that has used her as a model.

She has a link to a Holliblu survey in her bio and her viral post, which is most likely being used for data mining.

Then there’s this video that she has since removed because she goes full ratchet and tells people they have nothing to worry about with coronavirus.

“Coronavirus!! Shit is real! Shit is getting real!! Don’t worry, every single person you come in contact with has no coronavirus. Don’t worry, coronavirus only last for three days on clean surfaces.”

A major network is using this girthy gasbag’s crying, attention seeking video to put blame on Chicago hospitals for not taking proper precautions.

Her real name is Imaris Rivera, and of course she goes by just one name on Facebook, and according to a Facebook post she just started working after a two week vacation on March 26, and suffered from bipolar depression and anxiety.

That day she was posting about how she was triggered to go back to work.

Almost like she’s a mentally unstable woman who has no business being a nurse, and just wants to be a nurse so she can post about being a nurse and sell clothing on her IG. Four days later she quit because they wouldn’t let her wear a mask.

Now she’s changed her story and said she was issued a mask by the hospital, which can’t comment on why she quit because it’s a personnel matter.

She’s also only worked there for a couple months.

So how did this happen? Well it seems to have started with this blue checkmark asshole Jon Danzig.

He’s an agenda driven British idiot with barely over 10,000 Facebook followers. But since he has a blog they give him the blue checkmark. He now knows it’s fake but is continuing to pretend that it’s real and has blocked me from his Facebook page.


If you feel the need to post “please retweet,” and you’re not even using Twitter, then you have no business using the Internet.

Meanwhile Nurse Nutella has been loving all the attention she’s getting.

And pinned Bernie’s tweet to the top of her page.

Did I mention how much I hate that communist asshole Bernie Sanders?

This is what the media does. They lie, spread fake news, push their agenda, and then profit off of it. They publish headlines like this:

And videos from plus sized IG model nurses. They try to create unnecessary fear and then they watch the world burn and blame Trump for it. They truly are the enemy of the American people.


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82 Comment(s)
  • Charlie Faker
    April 8, 2020 at 8:15 am

    I have instructed our useless state legislatures to pass a law that makes wearing yoga pants when fat a criminal law punishable by 30 days in jail.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 7, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    Heil Bernie, and be thankful that his immediately issued emergency standards are never applied. in his Marxist state, there would be more of a difference between rich and poor than exists now, because only the members of the party get the fruits of their labor.
    The lie is the thing, best sold to the masses through entertainment and “the bigger the lie, the more it will be believed,” said Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels.
    as for this grotesque living off the fat of the land, it boggles my elder mind, that gluttony is not to be fat shamed and we are forced to endure these persons as celebrities.

  • Lockdown Busting Affairs and Cheaters and it gets better
    April 7, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    An Illinois mayor on Monday said he was “embarrassed” after his wife was found at a prohibited social gathering over the weekend that was broken up by police. Alton Mayor Brant Walker posted a statement to Facebook detailing the incident at Hiram’s Tavern early Sunday morning. The gathering flouted a state-issued stay-at-home order. “I was also made aware that my wife was in attendance at this prohibited social gathering,” Walker wrote. “I instructed the Police Chief to treat her as he would any citizen violating the ‘Stay At Home’ order and to ensure that she received no special treatment.

    Uhhm. Mr. Mayor your wife might not be behaving entirely honest with you, ahh she might possibly be involved with other people… men, women, drugs, videos. Every guy in town has her nudes so here’s the name of a good divorce attorney and try not to be such a cuck.

    • The Corona Affairs
      April 8, 2020 at 9:47 am

      Mayor’s Wife is out at 1 am and the Mayor didn’t notice or the Mayor knew but can’t admit ii to his swinger lifestyle or partying wife. Getting hard for peeps to hide their secrete life.

  • Who fuc dat guy?
    April 7, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    More Chins than a Chinese phonebook

  • Fupa Chalupa
    April 7, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    What a fat disgusting pig, those curves ARE NOT attractive

  • Jordis
    April 7, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    So anyone can call themselves a model now? Face and body doesnt matter?

    Fat shaming is such bs. We live in a fat coddling society and call women like this brave for wearing clothes 3x too small.

    Meanwhile I go to my local YMCA and get told my athletic two piece wasnt appropriate to do laps in? I guess my abs are offensive.

    Don’t get me started on Planet Fitness…love the gym on one hand but if how if my fitness level is showing and that means I’m “intimidating” others, grow the fuck up.

    • complimentary
      April 7, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      Is it your huge tits or are you a man in a women’s bathing suit? If it’s huge tits then that is a great compliment.

      • Jordis
        April 7, 2020 at 9:46 pm

        Not a dude and don’t have huge tits. But I do have a 6 pack and despite there being no rule against 2 piece swim attire and many wear them, the very plus size aquatic director “talked to me”.
        I was fit shamed

        • peach schnapps
          April 7, 2020 at 9:55 pm

          OMG you sound hot af! Name the gym so we can target them with polite suggestions. Even without big boobs if the rest of you is that slim your small or medium boobs would look big, just saying, BIG can be a relative concept. DOXX that Rosie O’donell athletic director.

    • Tinkle toes
      April 7, 2020 at 9:26 pm

      Yeah, we definitely enable/coddle fatties.

      As far as the gym goes I’ve always felt as long as you’re not bothering anyone why would or should anyone care. Fat, fit, old whatever. If you’re there to improve yourself awesome. If your fit and wear tight clothes good for you. As long as your junk ain’t hanging out it’s all good. (Unless you’re like super hot then just don’t get mad when I look)

      Here’s where I sound like a hypocrite so a preemptive fuck off to anyone who wants to get offended. Fat people should not wear tight clothes. It’s fucking gross.

      Now quit typing a response I already told you to fuck off

      • Jordis
        April 7, 2020 at 9:51 pm

        I’m at the gym I’m there to workout. Ear buds in, world turned off. So getting a tap on the shoulder from an employee telling me my shorts are too short or my abs are showing pisses me off. I don’t dress like a skank but I invest in fit gear made for fit bodies.
        Why is it ok for a 250pd woman to show off her sloppy rack in a stretched to the max sports bra but my thigh gap showing in shorts is “intimidating”??

        • Sloppy Rack Thigh Gap Productions
          April 8, 2020 at 1:26 am

          “woman to show off her sloppy rack in a stretched to the max sports bra”

          Who’s to tell you, you can’t show off your rack. Let it shine baby let it shine.

      • WeRFucked
        April 8, 2020 at 6:56 am

        OMG… fucking fat people and their need to wear “yoga pants” or “tights.”
        Da Fuq is up with that?
        Ladies, why do you think you look any better in something that shows every single fucking roll of your obesity blubber? Do you realize most people are looking at you in disgust? Jordis sounds like those pants were made for her. She states she has a ” thigh gap .” Any fatty who doesn’t let light shine thru between her legs until the bottom of her ankles is fucking gross and should never where “stretch” anything.

        Riddle me this fat ladies… why do you all wear those? What in your fucked up lard filled brains makes you think that is a good look?

        • Haystack Calhoun
          April 8, 2020 at 8:19 am

          Bring back suspenders

  • whatevuh
    April 7, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Lizzo thinks she looks great, so I guess she’s all set

  • Be nice
    April 7, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    My weight has always held me back and been a major insecurity for me being a (fat) girl is heartbreaking and it leads to taking any man who will have you I can still remember my first husband.
    We spent a lot of time discussing the rules and boundaries that had to be in place during the threesome. I told him he couldn’t French kiss her, but anything else he wanted to do was fair game. Human beings are often attracted to people who don’t care about them. It’s probably our way of dealing with issues from childhood. We seem to try to replay these old stories over and over in an attempt to “fix” what went wrong.We also discussed what I would and wouldn’t do—I wouldn’t go down on her, but he would and it’s times like those that you realize you aren’t better than anyone else, you’re probably just like them.

    • Not a Doctor
      April 7, 2020 at 9:40 pm

      I’m not a Doctor but you need some mental help go see a shrink. Stay off the comments you’ll get eaten alive.
      I know I sound sarcastic but seriously get some mental help you have some self-worth issues.

  • Guinea Geisha
    April 7, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    Telling a dangerously overweight person that they don’t need to lose weight because they’re beautiful… that’s like telling an alcoholic not to quit drinking because they’re fun.

    • We're Fucked
      April 7, 2020 at 8:45 pm

      and what’s your point?

      • Guinea Geisha
        April 8, 2020 at 5:10 am

        The point? The meaning of life in a nutshell is the acquisition of memories. Nothing else truly matters. Including being a dick to a stranger online for no apparent reason.

  • Chili Slaveis
    April 7, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    No idea what you are trying to point out in this post. Like, why are we stalking-by-proxy, leering at dozens of social media pics of some random assistant nurse who quit her job? Is this a hit job from the Trump administration? Mind your damn business and stop being such a race baiter.

    • WeRFucked
      April 7, 2020 at 7:58 pm

      Nuttin’ to do wit race bruh.

    • Hugh Mungous
      April 7, 2020 at 9:05 pm

      Fuck you faggot, this fat cunt gets all the shame she deserves for being a fat cunt I could give a shit she’s a spic

      • Rapist Joe Biden
        April 7, 2020 at 9:20 pm

        She already has 8 out of 10 underlying conditions that make Corolla virus deadly her only chance is to move back to the desert and walk 20 miles a day for a bucket of water and pineapple if she can keep the huge tits with a skinny body she can become a paid prostitute or porn star to the stars and never get corona virus again

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 7, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Looking at that Mexican manatee makes social distancing so much easier

  • Senor' Discount. ;)
    April 7, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    Ay Yi Yi yiiiiiii, I am the Frito Bandito, ……

    • long live El Bandito Frito!!
      April 7, 2020 at 9:13 pm

      Frito jalapeno cheese dip mmmm the good ole days. Once the economy is closed we’ll be happy for a boiled egg. That virus aint going away your living in a fantasy if you think the virus is just going to leave because you are hiding in your apartment.

      they don’t have a cure or vaccination so when you and everybody else finally come out bam it will git everyone and then it mutates and gets worse for nest winter and the next winter say goodbye.

  • Rochambeau
    April 7, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    I don’t blame her for for saving her own life. What the fuck do you expect her to do Turtle Boy? This isn’t a game you idiot.

    • WeRFucked
      April 7, 2020 at 8:01 pm

      LOL… you’re like the MSM… you heard “she can’t use a mask around V-19 patients so she quit.”

      See how fucked up it is? READ. THE. FUCKING. STORY. AND. YOU’LL. SEE. WHY. IT’S. A. STORY.

  • No fat chicks
    April 7, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    Anybody remember the good old days when fat lazy slobs were embarrassed because they were fat lazy slobs? Now they flaunt their disgusting flab like it’s somebody’s idea of a good time.
    I blame Kim Kardashian and every black guy who says fat asses are hot. Of course they say that because the only white chicks most black guys could get were the lard asses that the white guys passed by. Just because you got stuck with the land manatee doesn’t mean anybody else wanted her.

    • Sir Mix-A-Lot and Freddie Mercury
      April 7, 2020 at 5:54 pm

      Its not our fault

  • Little hats
    April 7, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Who believes the Jewish Pinocchio’s. WMDs Lol, gas in syria lol, Iran lol. Its Jew news no one believes a Jew.

  • ElJefe72
    April 7, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    I think we’ve found the Hispanic DiDi Delgado.

  • It's all Down Hill from here!
    April 7, 2020 at 4:56 pm

  • No more masks for anyone
    April 7, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    According to ZeroHedge today, CNN claims wearing face masks is racist, because blacks wearing them are presumed to be committing crimes. So if this hospital denied this woman a mask, they would have done the right thing.

    • Truth
      April 7, 2020 at 4:48 pm

      Its not the masks that make us think black people are committing crimes. Its experience.

      • WeRFucked
        April 7, 2020 at 8:03 pm


  • Nikko Jenkins
    April 7, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    That rainbow Disney picture…….She needs a 7 Iron to the face

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    April 7, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    If she sat on your face, you wouldn’t be able to hear the stereo

  • Tall Deval
    April 7, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    Hope she did not have access to the pain pills.

  • SassySwede
    April 7, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    So, March 24 was 4 days until return to work [after weeks off]. March 30, she quits because of no masks. Then retracts “we were each assigned one N95 mask PER one covid patient‘s room but was not allowed to wear it outside the room”
    Hmmm… That statement kinda smells fishy. If you read it the way it’s written it means each covid room has one mask per nurse. Not to be worn outside that room. Now I am not a nurse, nor do I play one on IG, but I am going to go with the facts as known:
    1.hospitals are pushed to the limit, at least as regards to staff, and most instances beyond resources and available hospital rooms for pandemic patients (new treatment sites popping up all over)
    Logical question I ask while reading her words was do you really expect me to believe you only have ONE covid patient assigned to you or that you have more covid patients than patients for other medical reasons and that you can only use a mask in one of their rooms? Riiiight. I can’t help but believe that is rubbish. It says one per nurse PER covid room.
    I truly hope this person never gets hired to be any type of nurse or caregiver again. To know that she left those patients and staff in an even worse place with less help without even working a single day!! Who wants to bet she didn’t work even part of her shift… she found out how many extra shifts they were expected to work and the seriousness of the exposure and quit at the drop of a laytex glove. And she’s probably happy to do it as she’ll get paid by the gov and have more time to stay home and widen her *ahem* platform lol to try endorse the clothes she wears.
    I’m not buying into her pre-camera saline solution tears, or anything she has to say. Trump hates fake media – I think she should be made a huge example of and I bet he’d have fun with it. Sorry, not sorry.

    • Big Lardo
      April 7, 2020 at 4:04 pm

      That statement isn’t the only thing that smells fishy i’d wager.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    April 7, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    Gain clout? Did you mean another chin?

    • Snarky Pete
      April 7, 2020 at 4:49 pm

      I thought TB meant gout

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        April 7, 2020 at 8:02 pm

        that was indeed a snarky comment sir.

  • Problems with a Aeropostale order
    April 7, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    S.T. any thoughts on attending her Cinco De Mayo celebration
    this year?? Her friends will bring Corona for all.

  • New Show
    April 7, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Jussie Smollett, Medicine Woman

  • Sir Mix-a-Lot
    April 7, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    “Her five year plan is to go from taking pictures of her ass (which is in both eastern and central time zone)”

    Road Trip!!!!

    • Eric Wunschel
      asshat supreme
      April 7, 2020 at 5:14 pm

      The flies around her box need PPE or they will get sick. According to the news all of the box fly PPE is being hoarded by the Chinese communist box flies.

  • Eric Wunschel
    April 7, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    The work it must take to maintain that blue ribbon hog like figure. She must be part of 4H

  • richyrich
    April 7, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    So I guess this is going to be a long string of nasty comments about this woman’s plus size stature by losers that can’t get laid anyway. I’d rather focus on her annoying attention-whore ways. A few people got into the social media influencing game early on and made a boatload because they pioneered it, but it then encouraged a million vain nitwits around the globe that they could do the same. THis is the outcome.

    • Pussy Repellent
      April 7, 2020 at 2:48 pm

      Can’t we do both???

      • Eric Wunschel
        pussy deplorable
        April 7, 2020 at 3:38 pm

        Yes we can. Its why we come here.

    • Plus-Size Chicks Emit Foul Odors
      April 7, 2020 at 5:03 pm

      “Plus-size” – just a fancy PC way of saying fatty-fat butter-beast. It means the very same.

    • Mr. Bubba
      April 7, 2020 at 6:13 pm

      Hey fella, just because you prefer fatties, doesn’t mean I have to.

    • WeRFucked
      April 7, 2020 at 8:09 pm

      Thanks for commenting. The replies to your comment are comedy gold!

  • chubby chaser
    April 7, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    I like her, nice big azzz

  • Fat Chicks Emit Foul Odors
    April 7, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Sheesh, another shameless “InstaHAM model.” Fat chicks ruin everything!

    • WTF
      April 7, 2020 at 2:50 pm

      My monitor tipped over when I checked out her IG

  • What a fat lying bitch
    April 7, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    There are not even any actual tears coming from her eyes. The first thing anyone should look for when someone is “crying”… How the fuck does one one ever pick up on this lol

  • Wanker Mcfadden
    April 7, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    This one shrivels me timber.

    • Cap’n Queeg
      April 7, 2020 at 9:12 pm

      Arghhh Matey, such a foul beast

  • dball31211
    prozac patty
    April 7, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    I’m surprised that the post about Nurse Bullying wasn’t called out!
    What a fucking joke.

  • Terrence Fauci MD.
    April 7, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Risk Factors for Coronavirus complications.

    obesity (being a fat fucker)

    poor judgement (being a stupid mother fucker)

    hypertension (high blood pressure, please see *obesity *smoking meth *crack *uppers)

    smoking (including non tobacco products, weed, pot, ghanja, vaping)

    failure to social distance. (sucking strangers dicks for $20 even with a condom, sharing needles)

    poor hygiene (not washing your hands or face after fingering and eating asshole and pussy)

    selfies and social media (excessive use of 4g and 5g is directly related to many illnesses)

  • Kate Batista
    Commie cold
    April 7, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Wait so on March 26th she said she was going back to work in 4 days… and by March 30th she had already quit? How hell does that make even a single bit of sense??

    • Snarky Pete
      April 7, 2020 at 2:37 pm

      Since when do women have to make sense????????

      • Cuz we have to Believe All Women
        April 7, 2020 at 6:14 pm

        Except when it’s a Democrat being accused

  • Chester the Fupa Molester
    April 7, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    Holy Fucking Moose Knuckle Batman!!!

    She’s definitely that guys Fag Hag. It’d explain why he likes to play dress up so much.

  • Immense Imaris
    April 7, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    With this ass I can bump n grind AND social distance simultaneously

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 7, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    The bathing suit pic made me throw up in my mouth a little.

  • Big fan
    April 7, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    Yeah man imagine getting paid to do nothing but sit at home posting I’m Better Than Everyone bullshit on Facebook all day.

  • Boe Jiden
    Wagon Wheel
    April 7, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    Does anyone remember the “Hanker for a hunk of cheese guy”?
    Her body suggests she hankered too much.

    • Time for TIMER
      April 7, 2020 at 6:15 pm

      ah yes, “Hanker for a Hunk of Cheese” was some of my best work. My personal favorite: “You are What You Eat”.

  • Cheddah
    April 7, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Next time you’re gonna post 10 or more photos of ugly fat bitches, please give us a heads up..

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 7, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Everything that sack of refried beans was wearing was from Aèropostal. She isn’t fooling anyone.

    0% of spics can last in a “real” job settings. Stick to cleaning hotel rooms and mowing lawns.

  • Hunka Hunka
    April 7, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    The first picture of that blob got the point across. Overkill.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 7, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    The Turtleboy needs to stop referring to the disease of undetermined origin as the “Commie Cold”. It’s racist! We need to emulate the CCP and their superior form of government.

  • No
    April 7, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    If she doesn’t shed those pounds, she won’t be here to see how her 5-year plan works out. The obese are among the most at risk for the Kung-fu virus. She should know.

  • WeRFucked
    April 7, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    So proud of her being a fat hippo and not being embarrassed about it.
    Fat. Fucking. Pig. Gross. No. Thank. You.

    • whatevuh
      April 7, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      Thankfully, the black guys like that shit, and man am I glad

      • All fat people smell like shit and its fucking gross
        April 8, 2020 at 4:40 pm

        To my surprise she is an actual nurse.
        I thought she was a just another cna pretending to be a nurse.

        Imaris e vera
        Illinois license number 041436485

        Florida (not like the rest of us) license number rn9506363

        What I want to know is, why she left sunny florida as a nurse to become a nurse in shitcago. What happened there?

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