Chalky Charlie Starts Online Mob After Being Kicked Out Of Hampton Beach Seafood Joint For Being A Latino Illegal Immigrant Even Though He’s Clearly White


Saw this VERY real story on the Mingya Valley Facebook group this morning…..

Actually, you CAN make this up, and you just did. Not sure what my favorite part was about the lie, the part with the DEA agent, or the part where his imaginary criminal justice degree would somehow win him the battle. Chalky Charlie wants us to believe that this is the face of a person who was assaulted by a racist white old man, called a “spic,” and forced to leave a restaurant due to his immigration status:

Bruh, you white.

Nevertheless there was no shortage of morons who lined up to blindly believe him and pick up their pitch forks to burn down the reputation of a legitimate business at Hampton Beach.



Then the truth came out:

Translation – he started a fight after hitting on some other guy’s girlfriend. Then the “DEA agent” attempted to break it up and they all got kicked out. Turns out that’s exactly what happened.

It never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to get people to fall for some bullshit. The lied doesn’t even have to be remotely believable. You just have to say it happened and it did. People will boycott your business because this WHITE BOY said that he was racially profiled for being a person of color.

Nah son, you white. You so white you bend the brim of your hat.

He didn’t like it when Clarence called him out on it.

Someone’s gotta call out the bullshit though, and that person is Turtleboy.


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26 Comment(s)
  • Jarod Lavigne
    May 29, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    You white son

  • Guccigang
    May 26, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    I’ve met whiter Spanish dudes. A lot of Argentines look white. Lionel Messi.

  • Johnny Lawrence
    May 22, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    I’ve never seen a more Daniel Larusso looking motherfucker in my life than in that cat pic.

  • Goonie4Lyfe
    May 22, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    This post is making me rethink how much I bend my hat brim

  • bigdaddy
    Kevin Cullen
    May 22, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    My whole career was based on making up shit Nothing wrong with that

  • Well, I Used to Talk Shit, But Won't Anymore Because Fuck Getting Thrown Under A Bus
    May 22, 2019 at 10:55 am

    This young man seems nice. It’s too bad that he was subjected to such a random act of racism while respectfully enjoying his time at such a fine Hampton Beach staple. Of course, this is no fault of the establishment, and thank goodness a DEA agent happened to be there to intervene.

    I hope that this young man recovers from such a traumatic event, and is able to go on and lead a productive life.

  • WeRFucked
    May 22, 2019 at 10:42 am

    No DEA agent is going to say “I’m DEA.” Not. Fucking. One.

    Unless he’s an idiot. And I’ve never known one to be an idiot.

    The restaurant should sue for slanderous comments! Look at all the people who are boycotting because his (most-likely) drunk ass got thrown out. He failed to mention all the important details, and definitely tried to place blame on the establishment for racially profiling him as an illegal alien, and asking him to leave for that reason only.

    • There are some
      May 23, 2019 at 12:43 am

      There are some who will grandstand. Even met one that had an Agency lapel pin on. Not bright.
      They come off like they’re super hardcore deep cover types but really just glorified admin twinks that couldn’t blend into a crowd in a pitch black room.

  • FakeNews
    May 22, 2019 at 10:10 am

    His post is gone or no longer public, he didn’t post anything on reviews or their facebook and he has a FB post saying he was “SHOT” but waits for everyone to comment before at the end he says it was a paintball gun “flesh wound”…. LMFAO this kid…

  • Bumble
    May 22, 2019 at 2:24 am

    I could see him being Hispanic, just saying. His ego just took a beating!! Funny ass shit!

  • The Name Game
    May 21, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    Jason Bernal, er, Burn-all yer bridges at JB’s and probably a lot of Hampton Beach establishments, they’re looking for you, maybe looking forward to banning you after the word got out about your lack of honesty. Sucks being rejected hitting a chick… and you HAD to specify “of age.” Loser.

    • z
      May 22, 2019 at 7:27 am

      I’m against public surveillance cameras.
      I think you are crazy to not have one if you are business.

      The guy is a DEA agent.
      He has a test tomorrow.
      You called the department.
      The sergeant is going to talk to him.

      You called the DEA or the local cops?
      The DEA answers to the local cops?
      The DEA has a military structure as far as titles go?
      At best the DEA might work out of a police station in ButtFuck Montana, no offense to Montana, because it makes sense considering logistically. Even then the DEA might get into pissing contests with the locals, but they don’t answer to the locals.

  • Pin Head
    May 21, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    Did a witch doctor shrink his head or some shit? That’s a tee ball Red Sox hat. What a stupid story he tells. For real, cuzz! A DEA agent? Does he think he’s got the Smugglers Blues in a Miami Vice episode? Seriously, where is the rest of his head? Can they liposuction cerebral cortex and synapsis and shit? Can he collect disability for a pin head? That’s bullshit if that turtlehead of his works for thinking and talking.

    • z
      May 22, 2019 at 7:15 am

      If he was the right age, I’d say Brazilian and he’s a Zika baby.

  • Eddie Haskell - LAPD
    May 21, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    Hey kid, since you are a CJ student, it’s time for a nightstick practical. You are the lying, false reporting mutt and I am the cop who catches you. Whack!

  • Klan Rider
    May 21, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    If this place truly bans spics I plan on giving them a ton of business.

  • More Fakeism
    May 21, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    I spent a hundred dollars on beer and lobster and they treat me like that? What a snot nosed , lying little cocksucker.

  • Siskel
    May 21, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    That right there is a Pansy! I bet it was the girl who started kicking his ass first. These types are simply out there for our entertainment… LOSER!

  • Try the $1 Black Jack
    May 21, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    The Jersey Shore of New England. Who in their right minds would own (crash at) a home and vacation there?
    Exhibit A above ☝️

  • Richyrich
    May 21, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    A drunk kid acting up on Hampton Beach and it’s not even Memorial Day yet. Ayyyy caramba!

  • George Zimmermsn
    May 21, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Fuck You Spic

    • Corinth Arkadin
      May 21, 2019 at 5:57 pm

      Maybe he’s not whyte. Maybe he’s a J00.

  • Nice commenter
    May 21, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    If he grew his hair long and threw on a dress he wouldn’t be a half bad looking tranny.
    He seems very feminine.

  • hank
    May 21, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    He looks happier and more comfortable holding the cock than the pussy. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Primo cholo.

    • Foghorn Leghorn
      May 21, 2019 at 11:12 pm

      I say….I say…pay attention son…. that is great work Hank…..what an observation!!!

  • Travis Rearick
    Happy Together
    May 21, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    I’m betting his account was hacked. The becky buzzwords used throughout were way too feminine for a dude to use, I’m thinking pissed off ex.

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