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Charging People $19 To Join A Westford Facebook Group With 6,000 People When You Live In Boise Might Be The Drunkest On Power A Facebook Admin Has Ever Been 

 

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In today’s chapter of “Facebook admin power goes straight to your head,” we bring you Cathy Stewart, the admin of Westford Friends.

Cathy is from Westford, but moved to Boise, ID and still runs the unofficial town gathering hole. It’s a small group with 6,000 members, and it’s mostly people posting about school closings, where to get Christmas trees, and who to hire for junk removal. Typical townie bullshit. Except Cathy lives in Boise, so she’s not really invested in the every day activities of people who live 2,500 miles from her.

Earlier in the week Cathy decided to do this.

Yes, that’s right – she started a $19 membership fee to join. Da fuq does this look like? Planet Fitness. It’s a fucking FACEBOOK GROUP. The day I pay $19 to be in a Facebook group with 6,000 people for the right to see posts about who’s the best chimney sweep in Chelmsford, is the day I literally start burning money.

The ego on this Karen.

Good lord.

It didn’t go over very well and the other three admins all left the group. A lot of people voiced their displeasure so a couple days later she announced that the fee was being waived.

And she made a long post explaining what happened.

First of all, you don’t have a large group. Six thousand people is child’s play on Facebook. It’s a small town you cut through when you’re traveling to Lowell, and nothing of value is happening in the group that would make it worth a penny.

Secondly, this whole, “I’m so busy because I CHOOSE to censor everyone and constantly monitoring feelings” is a crock of shit. Just do what Larry Boyd does in the Brockton Hub, or Sam Squalia does in Discussing Fitchburg Now – let people post whatever they want. If you get kicked out of one of those groups, you EARNED it. And coincidentally those are the best groups on Facebook. So no, you don’t get to whine about how busy you are as a Facebook admin when you’re the one who’s choosing to institute unenforceable rules that make you more busy.

Thirdly, being a Facebook admin is not a job. It’s amazing how many people think it is. You don’t deserve to get paid a dime for it, no matter how many hours you work.

Fourthly, the fact that she’d say it’s “none of your business” where the money goes, is further evidence that she deserves every last piece of public scorn directed her way.

Fifthly, spare me the “people wrote mean things about me” bullshit. You did something controversial on the Internet. That’s how it works. You tried ripping people off and profiting off of a de facto public forum that you pronounced yourself dictator of. Get over yourself. You’re not important in any way, shape, or form.

Sixthly, she also planned on charging businesses to advertise. Think about that for a minute. The members of the group are the product she’s selling, right? She’s accrued 6,000 people, and local businesses can market their products to them on the page. So then why is she also charging the members? She’s charging people so they can be targeted by ads. That’s not how any of this works.

Seventhly, you’re not providing anything of value. It’s not like she’s creating original content, or giving shit away. She literally just occupies a space that people have gravitated towards.

It gets better.

All the money goes to her. Sure, she has no overhead costs or any real reason to charge you other than making a quick book for doing nothing. But you’ll shut up and like it anyway.

She’s conducting phone interviews for admins.

Bragging about how people want to buy the group off of her so she won’t be handing it over.

Kicking people out for “liking” comments that were critical of her.

Totally not an insane, power hungry dictator.

Some have suggested that she not run a community page for a town she hasn’t lived in in over a year.

Nah.

She’s also still selling ads for local businesses.

For the record, Facebook does let you do this. But you have to do it through them, because obviously they’re gonna want their cut too. Your Facebook group doesn’t actually belong to you. Mark Zuckerberg owns it and can take it whenever he feels like it. Trust me, I have extensive experience seeing that happen. This would be like opening up a store in the mall, charging people to come into your store, and then paying nothing in rent to the owner of the mall. So technically this policy violates Facebook’s terms of service, not that anyone gives a shit about that.

Either way, the idea that you think a Facebook page with 6,000 people is valuable real estate that businesses would pay to promote themselves on shows you just how much this little power has gone to her head. I could make a Facebook page with that many followers in less than 48 hours. There’s already a splinter Westford page with over 2,000 members. The Brockton Hub has 60,000 members and it’s free. This lunatic has gone full Greg Bates/North Shore Eats.

 

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88 Comment(s)
  • LOLz
    December 9, 2019 at 9:50 am

    LOL sounds like someone is jealous that someone else is actually making money off boring internet content without being constantly sued.

    Why do you hate capitalism?

  • Josh "Bitch Tits" Abrams
    December 8, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    I’d fuck her…..but only in the ass of course.

  • Finn
    December 8, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Cathy is a real estate agent in an area she hardly knows. I’m guessing it’s because her choices were either in real estate, as a travel agent, or (last ditch) as a tractor trailer driver (thanks Netts).

    Facebook is horrible and she won’t make any money because she’s not very interesting. However,
    I’ve got some essential oils and Shakeology shakes that she might be interested in selling…

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Corinth Arkadin
    December 7, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    I’d give her a mercy bang.

  • Wanker Mcfadden
    December 7, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    I’ll give her credit for trying to hustle up money. Never know. I would let her blow me. For free of course.

  • Cheesemo
    December 7, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    I wonder if she’s related to that Cunt Lisa Paige
    Both ugly horse toothed douchebags
    I wouldn’t let either one suck my cock
    They could rip the head off of your dick with those fucking teth

  • 92lebaron
    December 7, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    Can someone from Westford please create a Boise, ID Facebook group.!!!

  • Robb
    December 7, 2019 at 11:46 am

    “One person took out a Quicken loan inquiry using my phone and email”
    LOL, you fucken turtle-heads are vicious!!

  • Ace
    December 7, 2019 at 8:17 am

    I’m honored. Turtleboy took down my comment ! I win

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 7, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Her son sounds like a FAGGOT

  • Mike Hunt
    December 7, 2019 at 6:41 am

    I wonder if she ever finds any bird shit on those teeth

  • Marco Polo
    December 7, 2019 at 6:32 am

    Who is this buck toothed cunt to decide who should be removed?
    Because someone might post the truth about blacks and illegal aliens driving down property values in town?
    Thank you Jesus for

    President Donald J Trump

  • Stunt Penis
    December 7, 2019 at 6:23 am

    She needs the money for a makeover.

    Holy 80’s Bat-man!

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    December 7, 2019 at 5:22 am

    The daily roasting of antisocial criminals on this page is something I enjoy very much. Society’s dregs deserve to be shamed.

    This one is a real stretch. You of all people should know how much work goes into a blog or even moderating a Fecesbook group. I have a non-commercial blog and YouTube channel (won’t mention the name here so the Trolls won’t accuse me of genocide, bad breath, or voting for Hillary ) and it is a grind to keep things going after 5 years. I’ve sometimes considered monetization to compensate me for my time and daily commitment. So apparently did this lady. She tried it and it didn’t work so she changed course. Something thousands of others have done. Where’s the crime?

    I’m embarrassed for the TBS community on this one. The worst troll instincts are on display here. “Horse Teeth”? C’mon, this is a regular looking woman. She tried something and now her looks are worthy of comment? She isn’t Hitler.

    Uncle, you stepped in it on this one. It happens. Reclaim your sense of irony sir. You can do better.

    Social Media is Cancer

    • Chester C
      December 7, 2019 at 6:25 am

      Wilfred suck my duck you ignorant piece of shit

      • Sir Wilfred Death
        December 7, 2019 at 9:02 am

        Thank you for taking the time to step out of your MENSA meeting to put me in my place.

    • Victor Fuentes Esq
      December 7, 2019 at 6:36 am

      Sir W

      We are embarrassed for your mother for giving birth to a useless self righteous cocksucker that you are
      You fucking maggot

      • Finn
        December 8, 2019 at 1:27 pm

        “We are embarrassed for your mother for giving birth to a useless self righteous cocksucker that you are. You fucking maggot”

        What’s this “we” shit? Fuck you, you don’t speak for all. You’re butt-hurt because he doesn’t share your opinion? Eat a dick and stop crying.

        “I’d like to take a shit on her teeth”

        I’m not surprised.

        Get Fucked,
        Finn

        • Victor
          December 8, 2019 at 8:34 pm

          Finn
          Your mother gives an excellent blow job and she wasn’t the least bit embarrassed when I cane in her facr
          Please thank the hideous old bitch for me

          Fuck you

          • Finn
            December 8, 2019 at 9:48 pm

            Dictor,

            “Your mother gives an excellent blow job and she wasn’t the least bit embarrassed when I cane in her facr. Please thank the hideous old bitch for me”

            I’d thank her for you, but she’s dead – so that’s a no-go. I don’t doubt she wasn’t embarrassed (being dead and all). I’m guessing you had to dig her up and skull-fuck her so jizzing on her face must have been all “toothy”.

            “Fuck you”

            Hard pass. I like my men masculine.

            Get Fucked,
            Finn

    • Victor Fuentes Esq
      December 7, 2019 at 6:39 am

      I’d like to take a shit on her teeth

    • French Castle Guard
      December 7, 2019 at 10:38 pm

      Fair Sir Wilfred Death, I fart in your general direction

  • Silencio DoGood
    December 7, 2019 at 2:05 am

    she’s a Boise 3 watt bulb, thinking she’s a neon sign in Times Square. her power corrupted soul is evident behind her Mr. Ed smile and SJW glasses worn over shortsighted eyes. it’s a guaranteed democrat, and that Facebook group needs a coup and new rule that members live in town. Yah.

  • I’m Holliston Happy
    December 7, 2019 at 2:04 am

    At least is wasn’t $350 Like the admin TPO wanted to charge to businesses to post on her community Facebook page

  • Full Moonteeth Fever
    December 7, 2019 at 12:06 am

    She seems like a very unpleasant, greedy and power hungry liberal fool. Trying to basically extort money from people on a website she doesn’t own or even work for. She should be removed from Facebook on principle alone. Just her snide answer of “nah” makes me dislike her. Even her kids were laughing at her stupidity

  • Vincenzo
    December 6, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Look at the mouth on her
    She could blow a fire hydrant

  • Ralphie Ginzo
    December 6, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    What an ugly cunt she is
    I’d fuck just about anything
    But I’d pass an this douchebag

  • Mama
    December 6, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Funniest shit. Please write about the Worcester people who hate school Thanksgiving celebrations.

  • Suppp
    December 6, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    Sounds almost as Bad as the admin of Leominsterites Unite Michelle Pare… and Sam Squailia is the BIGGEST CUNT, biggest fake and fraud.

    • Supppppp
      December 10, 2019 at 9:49 am

      Nicole Blanchette Paré is the Admin for leominsterites Unite not Michelle Pare.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    December 6, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    Cuz charging $21 to join a facebook group is so much different than charging $10 per month to read this shit-show.

    • Mama
      December 6, 2019 at 6:16 pm

      Original content asshole

    • Cheesemo
      December 6, 2019 at 8:48 pm

      Nadia shut up and put your black boyfriends hog back in your mouth you ignorant douchbag

    • Me
      December 7, 2019 at 12:07 am

      Nadia you can still read here and not pay you idiot you just don’t have to the see dating semi ads you dumb twat face.

  • row jimmy
    December 6, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Didn’t she just testify? I have two cousins like her. When’s the cunting season on them?

  • Latin Kings Give
    December 6, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    This just in from liberal media.
    Allegedly a Latin king did a good thing in an Indiana bath house and gave mayor buttfuck aids.

  • Elmer
    December 6, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Wow, what an unpleasant bitch.

  • Whats that smell?
    December 6, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    Nice try Becky. 80% of 6000 similar beckies at $19 a pop? $91,200 under your hairy armpit goes a long way in Boise.

  • General Robert E.
    December 6, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    Obviously lining so close to the 3rd world hellhole Lowell is made her move to the WHITEST cist in the WHITEST state on earth. Horse faced moonbat will be attending Aryan Nation picnics in Sandy by mid summer.

  • dirty bastards
    December 6, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    If Westford had a face.

  • FileThisUnder
    December 6, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Who gives a ahit.

    • Typo
      December 6, 2019 at 4:56 pm

      Shit…

  • CrispyC
    December 6, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    What a dumb crazy bitch. They must love her in Boise.

    She probably cried for weeks after Hilary lost.

  • Ouch!
    December 6, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    She could make some money circumcising horses with those teeth.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 6, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    This is Owen Wilson in drag, people, especially that second picture…

  • Lame-ass-blog
    December 6, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    hard hitting expose’ right here.. what’s next? Maybe some deep investigation into someone feeling slighted because they didn’t get an invite to Suzy’s Pampered Chef Party?

    • The angry taint
      December 6, 2019 at 4:39 pm

      but you read it and commented didn’t you?

  • Liawatha
    December 6, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    Cathy, just go after the millionaires and billionaires (anyone making over $50k/yr) in your Westford Friends group. Make the rich pay for the others. Always sound economic policy.

  • Kathleen Dupont
    December 6, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Ugh! No Turtleboy! I love your work but you piss me off sometimes with these stupid pointless stories! This is the crap that is going to be this blog’s demise and it’s a damn shame!

    The woman ADMITTED she shouldn’t have charged the fee and removed it. She apologized. We have no story here! What we DO have is a woman who has now been viciously attacked as a result of what YOU have posted. This is how the lawsuits happen, TB!

    Now this woman has people calling her a “cunt” and “horse face”? She’s receiving texts telling her to “fuck off and die.” ? Just look at this thread of comments from your followers. This is who you cater to now. It’s uncalled for and beneath the level of maturity that should be expected from the base of followers of a “legit” media outlet. And 6 months from now, I’m sure you’ll cry yet again when this results in a lawsuit. Because this woman is being viciously attacked by your followers for no good reason as a result of what you’ve published here.

    Bravo on yet another nail in the turtle coffin.

    • Westford Facebook Group
      December 6, 2019 at 3:48 pm

      Kathleen Dupont = Horsefaced cunt

      • Smell my finger
        December 6, 2019 at 5:35 pm

        Cuntfaced horses ass.

    • Who Flung Cum
      December 6, 2019 at 4:04 pm

      Yeah unc, she was cured of her retardation prior to your blog which caused unchecked attacks on her newly found “good character.” She is going to win so much bitcoin from you in court.

    • Fuck these beckys
      December 6, 2019 at 4:32 pm

      Fuck off kathleen dupont. I love exposing rich becky cunts along with ratchets. If it was a ratchet youd be all excited. Whats the matter is she a fellow white becky ?

      • David Duke
        December 6, 2019 at 5:14 pm

        She’s not white. She’s a JEW.

    • Father Dimmock
      December 6, 2019 at 4:55 pm

      Exactly what the collective opinions on TB have been.
      Move on if it offends your delicate sensibilities. Put on you big girl pants.
      There are plenty of aggrieved minorities that need a hug. Not us.
      Cunt.

    • Dick Scratcher
      December 6, 2019 at 5:37 pm

      We give no fucks, Kathleen.

      Now, off you fuck.

    • adam schiff
      December 6, 2019 at 6:38 pm

      suck my cock

    • Vinnie Severe
      December 6, 2019 at 8:53 pm

      Kathleen you stupid cunt
      I bet you’ve fucked a few lawn jockeys in your time
      I’m also guessing you’ve carried on a lesbian relationship with this horse faced cunt

    • Me
      December 7, 2019 at 12:12 am

      Kathleen. The outcry and means texts Is not from Turtle Riders. People were texting her way before this story came out. No turtle riders are in that group

    • Judge Head
      December 7, 2019 at 3:35 pm

      The backlash had already happened before Turtleboy posted, something I think you’d know if you really were a fan, which I highly doubt. Also, your boo said she was going to take money off people and use it as income, but at first she used the “nunya bidness” line which only scumbags use. Moreover, she was going to charge people money and then bombard them with ads to make herself more money. She acted shifty at every turn and then played the victim when the members of the group called her out on it. She acted like a vindictive, petty tyrant by deleting people who questioned her and others who supported the questioners.

    • Randolph
      December 8, 2019 at 12:22 am

      Kathleen I’ve got news for you douchebag
      Trump in a landslide in 2020
      It’s all over for you liberal douchebags
      Why not walk the walk move to Roxbury and council unwed black mother’s
      Or council apes being released from prison
      You fucking hypocrite

  • Dick LaBone
    December 6, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    Nextdoor dot com does the same thing and it’s actually useful. And well mannered…

    • American Girl
      December 7, 2019 at 11:56 am

      I was thinking the same thing.

  • (((My fellow wypipo)))
    December 6, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    She’s a Jew. What do you expect?

    • Air is Free
      December 6, 2019 at 3:34 pm

      What gave it away? The nose or the money-grubbing?

  • dude
    December 6, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    power trippin off a fb page…wow what a loser you have to be. gooooood luck making people pay to join..hahahah what a dummy

  • Nadler
    December 6, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    Impeach her ass!!!!

  • Text to Cathy to harsh?
    December 6, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    I texted Cathy.
    “Hi Cathy, I’d like to join your facebook group. Like you, I am a Bernie supporter so like to ask people who work for their money to send it to me. Fuck off and get aids you cunt”

    Too harsh?

    • R Lee Ermey
      December 6, 2019 at 3:19 pm

      I’d say your text was 100% appropriate.

      God bless you.

      • E. Norma Stitz
        December 6, 2019 at 3:22 pm

        Cathy responded “I hope you’re enjoying the Holidays” LOL

        Goes to show that her cell is open for texts if anyone is inquiring about the group :p

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 6, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Holy gums, look at those horse teeth. She must have Popeye forearms to brush those things.

    She attempted to take a page from Greg Bates book & failed miserably. Look sea-biscuit, solicit gift certificates, not cash. Act like you’ve been there before.

  • R Lee Ermey
    December 6, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    I be she voted for Hilary. Stupid cunt.

    • E. Norma Stitz
      December 6, 2019 at 3:09 pm

      more likely a Bernie supporter. Wants everyone to give her money so she can ‘use it the same way they do’ with their income (they worked for themselves.) GTFOH dirty cuntflap bitch.

    • Pearl Drops
      December 6, 2019 at 3:15 pm

      She fits the lefty stereotype!

      Check out those choppers! She must brush her teeth with a laundry brush!

      • Almost
        December 6, 2019 at 5:18 pm

        Laundry brush? Who uses those anymore?

        Perhaps she should lay on her back waiting for a zamboni to make a pass over her during intermission, or a pushbroom

      • Rod Ramsey
        December 6, 2019 at 8:40 pm

        What’s a laundry brush

  • The angry taint
    December 6, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    Fuck Harry Potter’s little sister, isn’t Boise in Manitoba anyway?

  • ace
    December 6, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    kind of like some moron would pay $10 a month to avoid internet ads on a lame blog. Jus sayin..

    • The angry taint
      December 6, 2019 at 3:05 pm

      Ahahahaha to quote Kelso “BURN “!

    • R Lee Ermey
      December 6, 2019 at 3:09 pm

      oh no you did-ant…
      Might as well drop the mic and start your weekend because you just shut it down…well done

      • Blinded Me With Porn Sites
        December 6, 2019 at 3:44 pm

        282 ads on this article alone.

        • R Lee Ermey
          December 6, 2019 at 3:51 pm

          I don’t agree with him, if he is serious…I just thought it was funny and a pretty ironic burn.

          Ok fucko

        • Michelle Carter
          December 6, 2019 at 5:10 pm

          Cathy, how do I say “kill yourself” diplomatically?

          “Get back in the truck!”

          • Prof. Kendall
            December 6, 2019 at 6:15 pm

            That last sentence shouldn’t have quotation marks.

    • Sprinkle Pig
      December 6, 2019 at 3:32 pm

      The fact that you think this is same thing goes to show how low your IQ must be. It can’t be so low as you formed a sentence and you still seem to show up and read articles so you must see that it’s worth something. But you’ll keep showing up and reading and commenting cause you can’t get enough of the turtle however you’re just to cheap to pay for it. Shows your character.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      December 6, 2019 at 4:05 pm

      If youre seeing ads on any website youre not doing something correctly.

    • Me
      December 7, 2019 at 12:14 am

      Kind of like some loser who comments as ace on a blog he alleges to hate.
      Dude, you don’t like it here? Leave.

    • Ace Rothstein
      December 7, 2019 at 1:10 am

      Fuck off, “ace”.

      There’s only room for one Ace in the comments section

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