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Cherokee Nation Is Mad At Elizabeth Warren For Her Jerry Springer DNA Test But It’s Cool Because Her Follower Are A Bunch Of Idiots And The Press Has Her Back Anyway

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I’m still in shock that Elizabeth Warren got a DNA test in order to “prove” she’s Native American, and then proudly released the results that proved that she is somewhere between 1/64 and 1/1,024 Native American. I can’t believe it’s real. The test literally proved what all her critics have been saying – she’s lying about being Native American. Yet she went and BOOM. Roasted. Trump anyway, demanding that he pay $1 million to a Native American charity because she “proved” she was Indian.

To make matters worse Cherokee Nation, whose leaders are overwhelmingly liberal, issued a statement condemning her politically motivated DNA test:

Hillary Clinton – “I am the only democrat so unlikeable and outlandish that I could lose to someone as ridiculous as Donald Trump.”

Elizabeth Warren – “Hold my beer.”

Anyone who knows anything about culture in general knows that it’s not about having an insignificant amount of your DNA correspond with someone you’re purporting to be. Culture is about customs, traditions, and a way of life. Elizabeth Warren could not possibly be any whiter. Her knowledge of Native Americans comes from watching Peter Pan.

If liberals actually believed the bullshit they spew about cultural appropriation then Warren would be a pariah. Her political career would be over, because she broke every acceptable left wing norm possible. But instead they’re supporting her because they don’t actually believe any of the bullshit they say. Just look at all these idiots:

“She’s a fighter.”

So was the WWF wrestler Virgil. But guess what? Virgil lost every match. What good is fighting if you’re always on the losing side? It boggles my mind how people can blindly follow someone who never delivers for their team.

“Trump calls you names.”

Elizabeth Warren literally bucked like a chicken while mocking Trump for not releasing his tax returns:

The great irony here is that Elizabeth Warren is the left wing version of Trump. They both call people names and have rise in politics by being the most ridiculous politicians there party has to offer. The difference is that he appeals to a wider audience because he’s funny.

“She frightens the white male privileged class.”

Do they really think this? Elizabeth Warren is a gift from God. I pray to the almighty that the democrats are dumb enough to endorse her in 2020. It would be the most entertaining election ever, and would likely result in a landslide defeat that would greatly damage her brand moving forward.

The most remarkable, yet unsurprising result of her big announcement yesterday was the media’s coverage of it. The Globe, which still employs Kevin Cullen despite the fact that he literally lied about being at the Boston Marathon bombing for years, put out this front page that Warren proudly cited:

Confirming ancestry. Because she might be 1/1,024 Native American. This is the definition of fake news. NBC, CNN, and The Daily Beast have essentially the same thing.

This is how the mainstream media proves they are not fake news. By printing more fake news.

Meanwhile this woman literally published a recipe called “Pow wow chow” because she feels that as a Native American she is allowed to use politically incorrect language like this, much like how only certain people are allowed to use the n word:

And if you really want a good read, she did a 25 tweet rant yesterday about Trump because she felt so validated by her DNA test:

“He sure scares easy doesn’t he?”

Maybe that’s the craziest part about this. She actually thinks that Donald Trump is scared of her. Wrong. Elizabeth Warren is the biggest gift the right has ever gotten, and yesterday was Christmas for them.

48 Comment(s)
  • Maggie the Cat
    October 20, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    Let’s start a Go Fund Me for the people of the Cherokee Nation. They can arm themselves and deal with the Fake Cherokee according to tribal law!

  • Flat Brimmed Turtlerider
    October 20, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    You know that her people probably said, “Elizabeth, just keep quiet and let this go.”
    She will blame the Russians next…………………..

  • John Fucking Kerry and Adolf Hitler in the Rest Area with a Rubber Fist
    October 17, 2018 at 6:02 pm

    The only good Indian is a dead Indian. Never forget it’s the White man that destroyed the Native Americans on 2 continents and it wasn’t even a major effort.

    If you Cucks, SJW and mud people really want to take out the White Man. You will have to come for us from Putin’s Russia, to Trump’s USA, Australia, all of Europe, many Spanish are White. The White Man would mop the floor with the rest of the world. The Asians would get on board with Whitey real quick and together the world would be a better place. Africa would thrive as a White/Asian continent no need to kill elephants and lions when the mineral resources are so abundant.

  • Great news for...
    October 17, 2018 at 12:14 am

    …Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King.
    They both have more black in them than Dizzy Lizzy has indian.
    I’m just as much impressed as I am disgusted by her determination to get that info out there. Great effort but what a fecking fraud!
    I sincerely hope that she runs for 2020.
    MAGA, bitches.

    • Stunt Penis
      October 17, 2018 at 7:00 am

      Rachel’s only black by injection.

  • Judge dread
    October 16, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    Next presidents:

    2020 – Trump
    2024/2028 – Linsey Graham
    2032/2036 – Ben Shapiro

    The more the dems double down and meltdown the more conservatives will win elections. Get used to it leftists, can u sustain your outrage for 20 years?

  • Jose Juan Olsen
    October 16, 2018 at 9:18 pm

    What really gets me is how Liberals accept her claim lock, stock, and barrel while foregoing the obvious that this so-called DNA test is about as solid as a case of explosive diarrhea. Aren’t Liberals supposed to be intelligent? Why then would they just blindly accept a premise like this?

  • Me So Horny
    October 16, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    Don’t get mad… somebody had to do it.

    • Pound Town
      October 17, 2018 at 5:41 am

      Holy shit that is one hard body, most 70’s era hot chicks had more of a tummy and huge bush, not blaming anyone, it was the style. This woman is hot as hell, she could do modern porn and fit right in with all the perfect bodies.

      This is what women look like when they add weights to cardio and good nutrition, no bulk just strong and beautiful. She’s a white woman if she were Indian I’d be heading to the reservation with a case of fire-water and blankets for the weekend.

  • Mike Barnicle
    October 16, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    Elizabeth Warren, So brave. I’m with her.

    • Kevin Cullen
      October 17, 2018 at 11:44 am

      #MeToo, Mike. Me too.

      I’ve been to the Trail of Tears and I saw her footprints.

  • Low IQ Warren
    October 16, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    Chief Dumb Cunt Warren just fell a few posts on the Presidential Totem Pole. My bet is she will get hammered by the jagged edge middle class voters.

  • Liz Is Not Presidential Timber
    October 16, 2018 at 5:17 pm

    This is elizabeth chief warrens Michael Dukakis tank moment and we all know what happened to the Dukes presidential chances after he popped his head out of the tank.
    Liz like angry Hillary will NEVER be President.

  • High cheek bones
    October 16, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    Great, if you’re an Indian from Oklahoma in that State you raving lunatic!

  • Ray Patriarca
    October 16, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    I had an Indian Head nickle in my pocket once about 30 years ago. Does that mean I can check the box now ??

    • Y
      October 16, 2018 at 3:50 pm

      Just ask Chief #MeSioux Soup

  • Vijay
    October 16, 2018 at 2:33 pm

    I wouldn’t give her Indian DNA for all the rupee in Mumbai

  • Shookones
    October 16, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    Took her a Lonnng time to find someone who would “find” Native American dna….

  • TJB
    October 16, 2018 at 1:37 pm

    99.9% White. Now PAY BACK any monies taken by false lies. You ARE NOT A SQUAW!

  • Judge dread
    October 16, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    “She frightens the white male privileged class.”

    Everything about her is privledged. The dna test shows she is 99.9% European. She used minority status to steal teaching jobs from real native Americans, she made $350k/year BACK IN 1995, she has a $2 million + house in Cambridge, she has armed security, drives around exclusively in car service limos, wears $3000 Chanel suits, and is a classic democrat racist.

    Her supporters are so full of shit and she knows this and exploits them. I guess if you’re a progressive SJW idiocy doesn’t apply to you.

    And the globe can go fuck itself. I’m proud to say I may have read that paper maybe a dozen times in my lifetime.

  • Rachel Dolezal
    October 16, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    Looks like Liz Warren will be throwing her hat in the ring for prez. Anyone know who’s on the short list for veep? 40 acres and a mule bitches, that’s my promise!!!

  • I am not an Indian but I plsy one on TV
    October 16, 2018 at 1:00 pm

    Trump owes her nothing.
    She is a phony and a frsud.
    All this test proves is that she is 99% white. She is a white women who passes herself off as an Indian and victim. When will minorities see the shameless pandering and finally realize that Democrats are insulting their intelligence. You would have to be a complete moron to think she is anything but white based on the test results. I bet she carries hot sauce in her pocket book like hillary too. She owes the American people an apology and ahe owes Harvard her indian salary back. She is 99 % white.
    The test didnt even use real native American DNA. They used South American. Her great great great great great great great great great great pappa may have had some Latino blood.

    • Stunt Penis
      October 16, 2018 at 10:07 pm

      ” When will minorities see the shameless pandering and finally realize that Democrats are insulting their intelligence.”

      Never. They’re either
      1. too fucking stupid
      2. don’t care, as long as the freebee gravy train keeps pumping their ebt card full each month
      3. fellow democrats who know its bullshit and are likewise exploiting (1) and (2)

  • True story
    October 16, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    My aunt was a stripper in Alaska, married the chief of an Indian tribe who died and now receives oil royalties. 

  • bigdaddy
    October 16, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    Warren 1/1024 the Indian 100% full of shit

  • A Real Cherokee
    October 16, 2018 at 12:31 pm

    These days you can identify as anything you want. And everyone has their truth. So I guess her truth is she identifies as a Cherokee.
    I am an a real Cherokee. Had that culture and heritage drilled into me throughout my childhood. There are 7 bands of Cherokee. My father is of 1 band and my mother is of another band. (As well as Blackfoot. But that culture wasn’t really taught to me.) Has she even done any geneolical research to see what, if any band is Cherokee she descends from?
    What’s really kind of funny is that a lot of Cherokee are what’s called black Indians. Many black people/slaves were also sent on the Trail of Tears. Some Cherokee owned slaves. There was some comingling. I betting her DNA test would also show some African. Is that race card the ace up her sleeve now that the Cherokee Nation has shat all over her? Hahahaha. I hope she tries.

    • Stunt Penis
      October 16, 2018 at 3:00 pm

      NEHGS did, and couldn’t find any evidence of a native american ancestor.

      “The New England Historical Genealogical Society, which originally announced they found evidence of Elizabeth Warren’s Native American heritage, said today they have discovered no documentation to back up claims that she is 1/32 Cherokee.

      NEHGS has not expressed a position on whether Mrs. Warren has Native American ancestry, nor do we possess any primary sources to prove that she is,” said Tom Champoux, spokesman for the NEHGS. “We have no proof that Elizabeth Warren’s great great great grandmother O.C. Sarah Smith either is or is not of Cherokee descent.”

      However reality is if your ancestors have been here long enough, you probably have some native american DNA, even if you can’t prove the familial relationship, due to a lack of adequate record keeping. Records of marriages and births in the frontier lands were sketchy at best, outright non-existent at worst (e.g. a woman whose husband died on a westward trek on a wagon train might easily find herself “married” to another man by the time they reached their destination, even if the “marriage” was never formalized, simply by taking his last name and calling herself his wife).

      Many families have folklore of native americans in their family… mine included (allegedly I’m part Narragansett Indian, even though my family research, back 10 generations, shows zero native american connections, nor do I have any native american dna (which in of itself is not surprising))

  • Stunt Penis
    October 16, 2018 at 11:45 am

    I believe two things:

    1. The test was real. If she had faked the test, she would have certainly attempted to increase her percentage of indian DNA to “prove” she was an indian.

    1a. Conversely, the test *could* be faked… the “good” thing about claiming an ancestor back 6 to 10 generations is it can be extremely difficult to “prove” such a connection exists — in many cases, the records simply do not exist to prove familial connections back that far — so it gives you some culpable deniability, in the sense that you also cannot “prove” it is wrong. NEHGS, one of the premier genealogical research societies in the United States, could not find any evidence of native american ancestry in the research they conducted.

    2. This test was cherry-picked because it showed she had some indian DNA. I’d wager serious money she tested with every major DNA testing service (Ancestry, FTDNA, 23andMe, etc.) and none of them showed she had indian DNA. So she had to select this political hack at Stanford to do the test for her.

    Testing for native american DNA is extremely difficult, as there is not a significant database of STRs and SNPs from which to compare.

    • Whoa!
      October 16, 2018 at 12:06 pm

      You just proved the Seinfeld theory regarding the capacity of the male brain when not thinking about sex.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 16, 2018 at 2:08 pm

      There was zero native american DNA. They don’t have enough of it sampled to categorize it. The soothsayer specialist extrapolated from Colombian and some other DNA. It was an educated guess. Real Native Americans know their family tree.

  • Chief Noc-A-Homa
    October 16, 2018 at 11:41 am

    Warren looks more like Woodrow Wilson than Sitting Bull. Maybe she can check another box to stay relevant.

  • Seneca
    October 16, 2018 at 11:29 am

    Yesterday, Liz made Nixon’s JFK debate performance, Muskie’s crying, Carter’s handling of the Iran Hostage Crisis, Dukakis’s tank picture, GHW Bush’s “read my lips” statement, McCain’s selection of Sarah Palin as a running mate, and John Kerry’s each and every move, but particularly, the photo of him getting hit by a football, seem positively quaint. This was a political unforced error of epic proportions, and we are not likely to see its equivalent for a long time. Enjoy it, sane people of the non-Left.

  • The Trump Bet
    October 16, 2018 at 11:21 am

    The bet was to “prove that she’s an Indian.” Not prove that she had some Indian DNA. If Liz Warren is dropping the DNA composition threshold to less than 1.5% in order to identify as that race then in her view she pretty much just put an end to all minority status.

    • BUSTED! Pure Fiction @ Liz the cunt Warren.
      October 16, 2018 at 6:44 pm

      Exactly! The bet was also an anonymous 3rd party test like ancestry or 24. Not a hand picked professor of bullshit who happens to be a Warren supporter. How many behind the scenes tests failed before Warren and her handlers found a 1 in 1024.. errr.. victory?

      Give me a fucking break! 3 independent labs do the test with “poll watchers” not to be confused with strip club patrons. Use a double blind test with other samples also submitted and anonymized numerical tracking and a control sample.

      Liz Warren is so full of shit all she did was prove she is possibly 1 in 1024 Columbian or Mexican. Her professor buddy that conducted the test used Columbian and Mexican DNA in place of Native North American DNA and included no Cherokee DNA.

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    October 16, 2018 at 11:17 am

    She moved to Massachusetts because it’s the dumbest most inbred state in the country.

    • I must be part Swedish or Italian bc I have a porn size penis.
      October 16, 2018 at 6:36 pm

      Most brainwashed, drinking the Kennedy Koolaid since the 40’s lead to this carpet-bagging Okie-Pinochio, people in Oklahoma are some of the most good conservatives in the nation and as disgusted as we are. Mass the most inbred, maybe intellectually but otherwise probably not, but I get your point, rock-on Kimosabi!

      • Corky from Life Goes On
        October 16, 2018 at 7:53 pm

        I have Down’s Syndrome, and I am able to articulate myself in the English language better than you can. Thank you.

        • Cave Man Cock Power
          October 17, 2018 at 5:33 am

          You’re just jealous of my MASSIVE PENIS!

        • Sperm Donor
          October 17, 2018 at 5:51 pm

          Articulate your mouth and neck so I can gladly fuck your mouth-pussy/throat-pussy and fill your tummy with thick gobs of warm happy cum.

  • Y
    October 16, 2018 at 11:14 am

    Cultural Appropriation…acceptable for everyone except straight, white, conservative fe/males.

  • Liz Warren be like
    October 16, 2018 at 11:13 am

    So you’re telling me there’s a chance!

  • Eunice Bobblehead
    October 16, 2018 at 11:00 am

    She needs to embrace her bobblehead heritage. It’s like she wants to pretend that we don’t exist. 

  • WTH
    October 16, 2018 at 10:55 am

    Are liberals really this dumb? Hole E Shit

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 16, 2018 at 2:16 pm

      No kidding. Reading those FB posts amazed me. How do people with so few firing synapses between their ears manage to remember how to find their way home. I can see women posting because it’s a “girl thing”, but there was a guy posting, too! If they want to support her leftist agenda, fine. But believing this ruse is ghastly.

  • GO TRUMP GO
    October 16, 2018 at 10:46 am

    Turtleboi on crack pipe.
    Trump and Warren the same??????
    Trump wins America wins.
    Warren is a loser and America will lose if by some megabucks chance she gets elected.

    • Fake Test, Fake News, Fake Indian = Lizzy Warren
      October 17, 2018 at 5:51 am

      GOTTA GET MAKE THIS POINT CLEAR.

      Buried deep within the Globe story, however, is the admission that the Stanford University researcher who studied her DNA sample did not actually use samples of Native American DNA to determine whether Warren’s dubious claims of Cherokee ancestry were true.

      DNA from Mexico, Peru and Columbia was used as a match.

      NO Native American DNA from North America…. None, Zero, Zippo, Nada, Nothing!

      WTF?? That’s like proving Sicilian ancestry by using DNA matches from Greece, Cyprus and Turkey… WTF??

      • Frank Rizzo
        October 17, 2018 at 7:19 am

        Uhh, last time I checked Mexico is still part of the North American continent, just like Canadia! But I get your point, yes she is full of shit and want her to go away. But check the geological FACKS dude, next time you open your yapper. Just sayin…..OK there Fake test

        • get it right stupid girl
          October 17, 2018 at 5:47 pm

          Key words “Native American” not North American.

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