Turtleboy Investigates

Chester The Kiddie Tester Mows Lawn In Neighborhood Full Of Kids With Mesh Shorts Down Revealing Creamer Crevice Despite Being Sex Offender, Takes Walks With Woman And Baby


Kyle Lamoureux is a convicted and registered sex offender originally from Palmer.

Convicted sex offender Kyle M. Lamoureux has been found guilty of inappropriately touching a girl under 14 at a Relay for Life fundraiser in Southbridge. The 32-year-old, residing at 1588 Main St. in Palmer, was charged with indecent assault and battery on a child under 14 after the girl told a family member that he put his hand down her shirt as she tried to sleep in a tent during the overnight cancer support fundraiser in June. Police reported Mr. Lamoureux was a friend of the victim’s family and the girl had been left in his care. He initially denied touching her when he was interviewed on June 16, but ultimately admitted he had, the report said. In the guilty rendering, Judge Timothy M. Bibaud ordered Mr. Lamoureux to stay away and have no contact with the victim, have no contact with children under the age of 16, wear GPS monitoring, provide a DNA sample, and register as sex offender. Further, Mr. Lamoureux is to serve 3 years of probation and pay $2,340 in probation fees. Mr. Lamoureux was previously found guilty of indecent assault and battery on a child stemming from an incident involving a 4-year-old boy whom Mr. Lamoureux, then 14, babysat in Wilbraham.

Of course the previously convicted kiddie diddler was allowed to go on a Relay for Life overnight fundraiser, and of course he tried to feel up a little girl while she was sleeping, and of course he got zero days in prison after being convicted of doing so.

He now lives at 2 Pine Street in Dudley, not too far from Dudley Elementary School. It’s a residential neighborhood filled with kids, and this is how he mows his lawn:

Because why wouldn’t he go commando and make sure his mesh shorts were pulled down far enough to give his neighbors a nice view of his ass crack?

According to neighbors he also has been cutting the bushes so he can see in the yards of neighbors who have kids, he’s really close to the boys and girls club, and a mother in a red Toyota with a baby about a year old has been regularly visiting him.

Pro tip – don’t bring your crotch fruit around a child molester. This should require no explanation.

Keep in mind, this kid is too young to talk or walk, so if this guy diddles him then no one will be his voice. He has a track record of molesting kids of his own friends when they’re not looking, and clearly this woman either doesn’t know about his past or is a shitty parent herself. Possibly both.



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58 Comment(s)
  • Phin
    April 25, 2021 at 10:17 pm

    This fucking low life maggot needs to be fucking taken care of
    What a huge piece of shit scum bag

  • Victory Lane
    April 21, 2021 at 8:05 am

    5’4″ and 240lbs! Geez, I can actually see how the shorts might have trouble staying up… the guy is shaped like a Yankee candle!

  • Goodbye America
    April 20, 2021 at 8:13 pm

    As America falls apart, you people that voted for the current asshole must be so proud

  • Just kill them all and be done with it
    April 20, 2021 at 10:52 am

    I dont know if anyone made this comment because I have read them all. Being said, why would anyone befriend a CHILD SEX PREDATOR then leave their kid with them?
    That’s obviously asking for the inevitable! The parents of that little girl should be charged with child endangerment and neglect! What a fucking tragedy. Now that little girl has to live her life with that in the back of her head.

    These people make me fucking sick to my stomach!

    Liberals, it’s for the children

    Also liberals, we dont mind leaving our daughter with a child sex predator.

    O and skippy down below reciting laws like they know what the fuck they are talking about. Hey zipper head. He never said to go and do anything to this pedo. So you’re a fucking retard for making that post. You should be shot in the head along with that pedometer, ya fucking creep!

    • Randy Ryder
      North of the Border
      April 20, 2021 at 8:33 pm

      Why? Cause they’re looking to get paid, even if it’s in leftover bus passes and EBT cards.
      Not everyone is lucky enough to drop their poon polyps off with Michael Jackson.

  • The French Connection
    April 20, 2021 at 10:12 am

    Lamoureux Name Meaning
    French: secondary surname, a nickname for an affectionate man or a philanderer, from Old French amoureux ‘loving’, ‘amorous’ (Latin amorosus, a derivative of amor ‘love’), with the the definite article l’.

  • Dan O'Brien Kia
    April 20, 2021 at 9:48 am


  • Sandbox Jonny
    April 20, 2021 at 8:43 am

    Chemical castration time….

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    April 20, 2021 at 8:11 am

    Who took those fucking videos? Clean your goddamn home and put the Sazon with the spices, you pig.

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    April 20, 2021 at 8:02 am

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    April 20, 2021 at 5:19 am

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  • Chief Wiggam
    April 19, 2021 at 10:27 pm

    Isn’t that illegal?

  • Spic Tormentor
    April 19, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    What’s even worse is the filthy spic filming. Clean the fucking jizz stains off your window so we can see what the fuck is going on. And while you’re at it, might as well clean up the rat shit and empty goya wrapper on the window sill.

  • Hu Fartted
    Harry Callahan
    April 19, 2021 at 9:13 pm

    If this maggot had committed this crime in Florida or Texas, he’d be wearing his shorts the same way as a result of being Bubba’s bitch in the state penitentiary.

  • Read the terms & conditions
    April 19, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    I thought reposting sex offender status with the malicious intent was against the state’s SORI website? It says…….

    User Acknowledgement and Acceptance
    Current Date: 04/19/2021
    Sex offender registration information shall not be used to commit a crime against an offender or engage in illegal discrimination or harassment of an offender. Any person who uses sex offender registration information for such purpose shall be punished by not more than two and one-half (2 ½) years in a house of correction or by fine of not more than $1000.00 or both. M.G.L. c. 6, § 178N.

    Any person who uses sex offender registration information to threaten to commit a crime may be punished by a fine of not more than $100.00 or by imprisonment for not more than six months. M.G.L. c. 275, § 4.

    By proceeding, you are agreeing that you are a person who is at least 18 years old and that you have read and understand the statements above. You also acknowledge that you are requesting this information for your own protection or for the protection of a child or another person for whom you have responsibility, care or custody. If you do not agree please select EXIT.

    • RANDY
      April 19, 2021 at 8:53 pm

      I don’t think “informing the public” is considered malicious intent.

      Channel 13 used to “inform the public” about all the pervs in Webby back in the day bro.

    • Linda Coralyn
      April 19, 2021 at 8:58 pm

      Your point?

  • Barney Frnak
    April 19, 2021 at 8:25 pm

    I like his Ass, I should give him my number.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Stephen L. Gobie
      April 19, 2021 at 11:52 pm

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    • Aborted Baby
      April 20, 2021 at 9:01 am

      What’s Barney Frnak’s favorite sign on the Cape:

      “Entering Dennis.”

      (Not my original.)

  • CONN
    April 19, 2021 at 8:22 pm

    5’ 4’’ 240lbs and a sex offender? This guys must be crushing on all the hook up dating apps! He’s the Babe Ruth deviants!

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      April 19, 2021 at 7:31 pm

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      April 19, 2021 at 7:40 pm

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        Wellington Circle Underwear Faggot
        April 20, 2021 at 5:00 am

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          April 20, 2021 at 8:34 pm

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  • Proud Republican
    April 19, 2021 at 7:17 pm

    More liberal drivel from TB. The GOP is trying to legalize child rape and child sex traffic and the poor wittle snowflake is triggered.

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    April 19, 2021 at 7:15 pm

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    April 19, 2021 at 7:06 pm


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  • Are You Ready To RUMBLE!!!!!
    April 19, 2021 at 6:19 pm

    I got the popcorn ready to go for the floyd floyd verdict. A heat wave in a few cities would really top it off, might even bang into work to watch the nationwide chimp out.

    • Hu Fartted
      Harry Callahan
      April 19, 2021 at 8:58 pm

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  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 19, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    Kyle, I’m looking for a yardboy to take care of my lawn and gardens. Do you service the Cambridge area? If so, I can pay $10/hr under the table. I have to get rid of the crew of illegals that are doing it now. Not a good look.

  • whatevuh
    April 19, 2021 at 5:58 pm

    Do you think he’s doing that on purpose?

    • President Joe Biden
      April 19, 2021 at 7:19 pm

      Everything a molester does is centered around molesting. Does a alcoholic accidentally hide a bottle at work? I don’t know but i love kids bouncing on my lap.

  • The French Connection
    April 19, 2021 at 5:57 pm

    Lamoureux….. someone please help me with this….

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 19, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    That neighborhood seems nice. A kid-fucking blob and a central american piece of trash who lives in filth with goya wrappers all over the place.

  • Alex Reimer
    April 19, 2021 at 5:25 pm

    Quick, somebody gimme directions to Palmer! Oh, and I need to borrow your Astroglide!


  • Uncle kraft
    April 19, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    My kind of guy.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    April 19, 2021 at 5:01 pm

    5’4, 240lbs. Fat fuck should be in jail. What’s the deal with Western Mass? A fucking freak show

    • True Reality Speaks
      Eastern MA is a Shithole
      April 19, 2021 at 8:44 pm

      Western MA. Lol

  • The Woodsman similarities
    April 19, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    The person filming is in Kevin Bacon’s role. Eerily similar.

  • SMH
    Racist Turtleboy
    April 19, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    It is racist of you to imply anything is wrong having pants or shorts falling down. Restitution will be a donation to BLM to buy more houses.

  • randiguy2006
    Yeah but...
    April 19, 2021 at 4:42 pm

    In his defense, what was the girl on the sleepover wearing?

    Askin for a friend.

  • randiguy2006
    April 19, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    He should have been a plumber.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
    April 19, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    And they’re like “it’s better than mom’s”

  • Rapping for Jesus
    April 19, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    But….how… how are they staying up?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 19, 2021 at 4:34 pm

    Not sure what’s worse, the pants down fatty or the disgusting cum covered window you’re filming him through

    • Hugh G. Rection
      April 19, 2021 at 5:08 pm

      My thoughts exactly. It seems the person filming might be shooting loads on the window watching the little kiddos walk by. He’s ratting on the fatty pedo to try and get him out of the neighborhood. Eliminate the competition

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