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Chicopee Jizz Volcano Sexually Harasses Dozens Of Women Over Period Of Years, Acquires Zero Poontang, Keeps Trying Anyway

 

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This is David Strycharz from Chicopee.

As you can see, he needs a cleanup crew to follow him around wherever he goes because he oozes slippery sex juices. And that explains why he’s one of the Bay State’s most prolific serial sexual harassers, as was discovered after one woman posted the messages he’s been sending her.

We’ve all seen this kind of guy before. They start off by telling strange woman on Facebook how great their ass looks.

The women try not to be mean, and politely tell this weirdo that they have a boyfriend so he’ll go away.

He doesn’t take no for an answer and starts saying weird shit.

She tries ignoring him, which only leads to weirder shit.

Next come the memes about blowing loads in your ear lobes.

She literally ignores him over a prolonged period of YEARS, yet he persists.

 

This woman is apparently a stripper, so he feels like he’s entitled to treat her like this.

Finally when you’re direct with jizz factories like this and make it clear that their advances are no longer welcomed, their true douchebag colors start to come out.

If there’s one thing I know about strippers it’s that they don’t need food stamps bruh.

When these sexually repressed donut fuckers get exposed like this it almost ALWAYS leads to a bunch of other women coming forward after checking their filtered messages to see that he’s been messaging them too.

He is a true psychopath.

 

When he’s not busy harassing complete strangers on the Interwebz he’s stalking professional wrestlers.

I for one am shocked that the short balding man who is entertained by what is basically theater in speedos has such a hard time meeting women.

I know some might say, “Why don’t they just block him, or tell him to fuck off?”

And the answer is, because they shouldn’t have to. It’s not incumbent upon the person being sexually harassed to change their behavior. How bout these corn fed fap machines just stop sexually harassing women and acting like they’re owed anything? It’s the same thing with these Matthew Brown’s of the world  – fake bank accounts, undeserved sense of entitlement, and a complete inability to take a hint.

 

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46 Comment(s)
  • FuckYou HopeYouGoToHell
    February 2, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    This crazy ass motherfucker has been stalking me since I was 18 and I am 32 almost 33. Every time I get a new phone I have to block the number, or else he will message me to this day! He is crazy he will never stop no matter what you say. I am married now I have a child and if he contacts me he tells me I should leave them because he would be a better father….. Bahahahah he’s is bat shit crazy and I don’t think he will ever stop …. The name he used with me was David Monty ….

  • Raging suppressed homosexuality
    January 29, 2020 at 10:31 am

    Nothing more needs to be said.

  • The angry taint
    January 29, 2020 at 9:58 am

    Is it me or does he look like the kid who worked at the movie theater in Fast times at Ridgemont high?

    • The angry taint
      January 29, 2020 at 10:08 am

      Mark Ratner…that’s who

  • Simon Birch stunt double
    January 28, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    I give it about 10 minutes until his mother comes out the wood works and claims he acts this way because of his aspergers. A minor form of Autism she would say. And he’ll hide in the shadows and let mom take care of it because he’s a useless dwarf and it’s been that way since birth. He gets his rocks off by sexually harassing women on the internet. Maybe he isn’t autistic and I’m not pointing any fun at it. My little cousin is autistic but the wrestling merchandise and absolute lack of social skills in person plus still watching what ever Garbage WWE is putting out these days calls for aspergers. Not an excuse though. He’s a whiny entitled CUNT. Fuckin Simon Birch lookin ass bitch and that’s an insult to Birch he’s a god damn hero.

  • patty
    January 28, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    there’s a guy that’s ben messaging for years not so much anymore but it was non stop. no matter what you say to guys like this they never get the hint. I actually know him and he somehow gets my numbers and profiles. so I’m guessing he is doing this to someone he knows and is possibly dangerous. oh and they always have many women on their friends list.

  • Andrea from the parking lot
    January 28, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    Hey David fuck these cunts! If they didn’t want to talk they would block you! Ratchet!
    Anyways lay right down, let Momma Andrea pop over that cute little facey of yours- I can’t do it in a parking lot any more after all.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    January 28, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    This is like those obvious spammers you encounter online or in your email inbox. If just one person falls for it, even if you made 300,000 attempts with 2 million people, one is still considered a success.

    With that said, has any woman ever fallen for this? His desperation is gross and nothing turns a woman off faster than desperation.

    He must get some joy out of this, perhaps a weird kink. When women stopped expressing interest in me as I agreed, I smartened up and went the pay-for-play route. A wise man once told me, “You aren’t paying prostitutes for sex, you’re paying them to leave after sex.”

    If that fails, he should try going for dudes. Not sure he’d get very far there either though. But! There is a market for everybody/everything. You just have to find what your market is, and learn to appreciate it.

  • p
    January 28, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    His nickname should be Throb Sagat.

  • Mike Oxlong
    January 28, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    Maybe a little compassion, folks?
    33 years of virginity takes its toll on a guy

    • Master Debater
      January 30, 2020 at 10:00 am

      I bet he has a firm handshake

  • Who will win?
    January 28, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Let’s see who can create The best caption for the Under armor hat picture!

    I’ll get the ball rolling:

    That face you make when you walk into a kitchen to meet your date and find Chris Hanson.

  • Davids Wrestling Buddy
    January 28, 2020 at 11:34 am

    I cant believe that no boyfriend or husband has beaten this fucking weirdo to a pulp. Theres still time. I love exposing these creeps more than ratchets. Ratchets are a close 2nd followed by white heroin addicted rappers.

  • Big Papi
    January 28, 2020 at 11:22 am

    Yankees fan. Says it all.

  • and?
    January 28, 2020 at 11:13 am

    I gotta say…so what? Guys takin’ his shot. It’s a numbers game, just like sales.

    Play on playa. Most of the girls actually like the attention or else they could just block him. But they don’t.

  • Not his first victim. But hopefully his last.
    January 28, 2020 at 10:48 am

    I know a couple of women he stalks. One since 2008. She tried to reach out to you guys but was unsuccessful. I’m glad he’s being brought down.

  • Tim
    January 28, 2020 at 10:28 am

    Gotta wonder how many bodies are buried in this psycho’s crawl space.

    • J. Gacy
      January 28, 2020 at 1:20 pm

      Whats a crawl space?Asking for a friend.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 28, 2020 at 10:07 am

    This guy looks like Sam Berns

    Look him up

  • Maximum Creeps
    January 28, 2020 at 10:02 am

    This guy is the true definition of maximum creeps; mad stalker that’s always lurking and doesn’t give up no matter how many times he’s been bluntly told he’s a creeper and to fuck off. Then he fires off in angry rants spewing baseless threats when he finally realizes no one is going to give him even an ounce of the attention he craves. He’s sick in the head, living in a fantasy world and it’s only a matter of time before he abducts an innocent child or woman; someone he feels superior to and that he can physically control. Wouldn’t be surprised if we read about him in the near future for committing kidnapping, rape, murder, etc., unfortunately. I hope he gets hit by a bus before something bad happens.

  • carlos danger
    January 28, 2020 at 10:00 am

    I find that dick pics are always the way to a girls crotch

  • G. O'Nads
    January 28, 2020 at 9:55 am

    Jesus. Bayley is tall as fuck. She looks so small when when wrestling.

  • Fake News
    January 28, 2020 at 9:50 am

    From the messages she’s obviously a stripper. Guy tried to pay a stripper for sex. But OK let’s publicly shame this guy as a sexual harasser. Also the idea that strippers don’t collect food stamps, Medicaid, welfare, etc., etc. is laughable. Many of them do because they show so little income on paper. You’ve had many of them on this blog.

    • AngryWhiteDad
      January 28, 2020 at 5:05 pm

      He’s not coming at them with a typical sex for money offer. He’s being creepy and clingy while seeming desperate. I agree that EVERYONE has a price but the run of the mill skripper isn’t going to want anything to do with a broke creep. If he had money and is this desperate he would have paid for something up front.

      As Young M.C. in his Grammy winning hit from 1990, “Bust a Move” accurately stated:

      “Got no money and you got no car,
      Then you got no woman and there you are.”

  • Show Me Your Papers
    January 28, 2020 at 9:30 am

    If I had a time machine I would drop him into Germany in 1938.

    • Von Hugenstein
      January 28, 2020 at 9:54 am

      No! Have you never heard of time travelers paradox? He’d become hitler!

  • Case Study
    January 28, 2020 at 8:59 am

    ‘Leave me alone’ isn’t a question. Dumb fucking cunts. But still. It’s interesting that these women are more than happy to bask in fawning, narcissistic praise but then suddenly have standards when he professes an interest in them. Quite prevalent, and quite telling.

    • shallow and pedantic
      January 28, 2020 at 9:24 am

      Yes… Quite….

      • lololol
        January 28, 2020 at 9:28 am

        Well, it isn’t a fucking question, is it? You dingus.That’s not shallow or pedantic. You are for trying to make it about that, though.

  • fizzy
    January 28, 2020 at 7:04 am

    If you shake this guys hand, it’s for life. You’re stuck.

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    January 28, 2020 at 6:00 am

    Grown ass boy that says wowzers, randomly tells women he don’t even know he would worship them and messages after being told to fuck off….

    Level 100 creeper. Even my ratchet self wouldn’t entertain this tool.

  • Eric The Actor
    January 28, 2020 at 5:47 am

    I was a trim magnet compared to this hog sniffer.

    • Richard's Ass
      January 28, 2020 at 7:48 am

      Wow you nailed it. This guy looks like Eric the Midgets slightly larger doppelganger.

  • Meow Mix
    January 28, 2020 at 4:31 am

    He’s got a smile only his mother could love….and a vertical smile only his dad could love…

  • Corinth Arkadin
    January 28, 2020 at 3:26 am

    He kinda looks like Al who owned The Diner from Happy Days.

    Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah…

  • Dick Scratcher
    January 28, 2020 at 3:09 am

    He looks like a miniature Turtleboy clone.

    Except he’s into oily men in leather shorts pretending to fight each other as his sportball of choice.

    Clearly, he’s a colossal cunt.

    • Dick Scratcher
      January 28, 2020 at 8:01 am

      Are those of you downvoting this saying he doesn’t look like Uncle Turtleboy?

      I’ve watched the live show and he looks just like him. The difference being that Unc isn’t a creepy stalker and is taller than 5 feet as well.

      You cunts. 🙂

  • Shane Hoban, Quincy Rapper and Businessman, fireman, entrepreneur. Rapper.
    January 28, 2020 at 1:55 am

    What an odd individual

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 28, 2020 at 3:29 am

      Here Comes The Money!

  • Harvey Milk
    January 28, 2020 at 1:49 am

    Hahahaha, look how tiny, pathetic and inadequate he looks next to real people in every picture. Loser, midget, deranged weirdo closet masturbator. But would…

    …I would let him suck my sausage out of mercy for him. Then he can step in front of the nearest bus with my load still in his mouth. Thank you.

  • Noname
    January 28, 2020 at 1:44 am

    Looks like his Jewish priviledge can’t get him laid.

  • Mr. Bubba
    January 28, 2020 at 1:04 am

    The worst thing I saw in this entire blog was the stripper/common night walker who said “hella!”

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 28, 2020 at 1:04 am

    This ugly little worm’s mother told him he was special, and when his groveling didn’t work to get him a date, he pulled out “his” bank account, for that is the true measure of a man from his tribe. He also appears to be shrinking…

  • Dildo jizz dumplings
    January 28, 2020 at 12:33 am

    No dick pics? I’m shocked!

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 28, 2020 at 3:39 am

      “Would you sit on my face lol”

      That’s awesome, TBH.

    • Chester the Fupa Molester
      January 28, 2020 at 8:23 am

      Sick fuck did send a vid of him jacking it while driving.

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