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Chief Cuckhold Urges Mob To Share Fake News That McDonald’s Employee Wrote “Fucking Pig,” On Cop’s Coffee, Takes No Blame And Throws Cop Under The Bus 

 

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Earlier in the week I saw some news from Kansas that was spreading like wildfire in the blue lives matter communities, after a cop said that a McDonald’s employee had written “fucking pig,” on his coffee.

This spread when the police chief, who has a shared Facebook page with his wife and thus likely is a fan of cuckhold, posted about it on Facebook.

“Please share.”

I thought this was the fishy the second I saw it and the only reason I didn’t jump on it was because my wife gets on my ass when I blog on the weekends. Have you EVER been to a McDonald’s where they put the receipt on the coffee? Maybe things are different in Kansas, but here in New England we know better than that.

Don’t get me wrong, shit like this has happened before. But that’s actually why I believed this was a reverse Jussie. Why did Jussie Smollett lie? Because he know there was SOME racism out there, it just didn’t happen to him in Chicago. He really wanted to be a victim, he just couldn’t wait for it to happen organically. My gut instinct was that this cop saw it happen in Rhode Island, wanted it to happen to him so he could be a victim too, but couldn’t wait for it to happen organically.

What was really shady was the fact that the chief was not only sharing it on Facebook, but bragging about how he turned down management’s attempt to reconcile. What kind of police chief does that? It’s not your job to get the mob all fired up at a local business because of the alleged, unproven acts of one employee. And that’s exactly what happened as police departments all over shared it, and the support the troops mafia demanded justice.

Don’t get me wrong, I am fully aware of the utter lack of respect that ratchets continue to show law enforcement in this country. This totally could happen, but just the way it was done didn’t rub me the right way. Turns out my gut feeling was right.

The Kansas police officer who claimed he got a McDonald’s coffee with the words “F–ing Pig” scrawled on the cup resigned Monday after admitting the story was a hoax. The 23-year-old cop, who wasn’t publicly identified, made the story up “as a joke,” Herington Police Chief Brian Hornaday told reporters at a news conference.

“This was completely and solely fabricated by a Herington police officer who is no longer employed with our agency,” Hornaday said.

Hornaday had originally written in a Facebook post Saturday that an employee at the Junction City McDonald’s wrote the expletive on an officer’s coffee cup, calling it a “black eye” on the community.

“This is now, absolutely, a black eye on law enforcement,” Hornaday told reporters Monday.

An investigation by Hornaday and McDonald’s found that no staffer at the fast-food eatery had written the missive. The owner of the McDonald’s had previously said that surveillance footage refuted the cop’s claims

“In the investigation, we have found that McDonald’s and its employees did not have anything whatsoever to do with this incident,” Hornaday said. Hornaday said the cop, who was employed by the department for two months, should have come forward before the incident became a national story.  He declined to name the cop, a former military police officer with the US Army, citing the incident as a “personnel matter.”

“It’s not a matter of us not wanting to tell you who it is, because we have no reason whatsoever to protect the former officer,” Hornaday said.

So, let me get this straight. Not only are they not naming the disgraced former cop, who was only employed by the department for two months, but the police chief is putting all the blame on him and none of it on himself even though this is 99% his fault?

Makes sense.

Just to be clear, the officer who initially lied about this isn’t the reason it became a big story. He’s obviously a fucking idiot because he fabricated this story for attention and then ran to his boss to cry about minimum wage workers being mean to him so he could achieve full victim status. But none of this would’ve made the news if the IDIOT police chief with the shared Facebook account (not sure at the moment who cheated) hadn’t immediately believed it and then written “please share,” at the bottom of the post. Bitch, you are not in the pumpkin spice mafia. You’re the chief of police. Act like it.

Meanwhile, he’s out there giving excuses like this.

“My reaction based on the initial incident was just my reaction based on what I believe, and that’s a police officer who is sworn to protect, their integrity is of the highest order, and it would be foolish of any law enforcement agency or professional to not take the word of their police officer until they can be proven otherwise,” Hornaday told reporters at a Monday press conference.

OK, your gut reaction is to believe the cop. That’s fair. As a general rule of thumb it’s a good idea to trust and believe in law enforcement. So then why are you posting about it on Facebook and urging strangers across the globe to share it instead of just getting to the bottom of it yourself?

And why are they not giving the name of the cop? He was a public servant who turned the ire of the nation on minimum wage workers. By doing so he put a target on their back by convincing a mob of people in a red state that this establishment hated cops. How do you think that played in their community? On top of that anyone who was arrested by or investigated by this chode should have the right to know, because it’s highly likely that he’s lied about other things.

Meanwhile Chief Cuckhold is doing a PR tour with the McDonald’s manager and acting like he wasn’t a huge part of this story.

That is literally what a coke, and a smile, and shut the fuck up looks like in real life.

The perfect ending? These assholes gave cops everywhere a bad name, and the guy responsible for spreading the fake news faced zero repercussions.

Two things should happen here:

  1. The chief should resign too
  2. The cop should be identified

This is a real long shot, but I’m calling on Kansas turtle riders (I know you exist, I’ve seen you during roll call on the live show) to give us a name of this cop. He was willing to hurt and destroy a local business and their employees. He abused the public trust, and he was only on the force for two months so he was barely a cop to begin with. He’s no better than Jussie Smollett or any of the other hoaxers we’ve called out from the other team and deserves the same public score and ridicule that liars before him have received.

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36 Comment(s)
  • Aderinola H Osifeso
    February 25, 2020 at 12:28 am

    1400061617

  • EmfnT
    January 30, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    I take it Kansas Turtle Riders never came up with a name and/or this story blew over. I agree that the Chief should face some repercussions for making this hoax go viral. The cop was rightly disciplined for making up the lie, but it was the Chief who spread it before verifying it..

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    January 3, 2020 at 2:48 am

    I’m with Spic Tormentor on this one. WTF do cops wear service ribbons? In the military most ribbons are related to service in theatre, heroism, or specialized training (Marksmanship).

    This fucking fat fuck has a “School Resource Officer”. Are you fucking kidding?

    If he had a “Shot a Negro In The Ass” ribbon, I’d be OK with that.

  • BarneyFyfe
    January 2, 2020 at 9:45 am

    Bottom Line, There are Retard’s everywhere in this World. When Cops weed out retards like this they Gain My Respect.

  • Unkle Gus
    January 1, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    As a former cop myself, one thing you never trusted was a guy who used a cross draw holster. That fat chief has to reach across the massive expanse of his belly to draw his service weapon. “Alex, I’ll take ‘things that have never happened’ for $400”

    • Dr. Ed
      January 1, 2020 at 10:48 pm

      Or is it a TASER? I’ve seen those worn that way.

      But my guess is that this is a really small department….

      • Luke Fondleberg
        January 3, 2020 at 12:20 am

        It’s a TASER. Case law from several years ago mandates wearing it cross draw support hand to minimize the chance of drawing the gun in error.

  • Dr. Ed
    January 1, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    In fairness, state law may specify that the fired cop’s name be kept confidential — some states protect the confidentiality of public employees more than others and you really can’t fault a cop for obeying the law.

    Second, mention is made that the fired officer was a vet — a MP. Quite likely saw service in either Iraq or Afganistan with that MOS and there is the very real possibility of PTSD and whatnot — and the VA is *not* good with psych issues.

    We know that the cop fabricated this, and we know that he was fired — we DON’T know if he also is now in the psych ward. Or what else is involved…

    Yes, fault the Chief for poor judgement and not checking stuff out first, but if he won’t name the cop (and note that no one else has either) there may be a good reason….

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 1, 2020 at 1:40 am

    Take his fries.

  • Old Tom Morris
    December 31, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Police Chief looks like a faggot.

  • Free coffee for a fat pig
    December 31, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    They’re only worth a cup of coffee the glorified narcan pigs.

    • Well?
      January 1, 2020 at 1:02 pm

      What’s your prestigious career?

  • Lynn Farinelli
    December 31, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    I want his address!!!!

    • Sherm
      December 31, 2019 at 6:11 pm

      Cop deserves to get thrown under the bus for that bullshit. Where’s the problem here? And I work for a LE agency.

  • Bella Romanum
    December 31, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    it’s just a big parade of stupid is, as stupid does from the attention craving officer to the attention craving chief. the only people that are innocent in any of this rash of retardation are the poor shmoes at mickey d’s.

  • General Robert E.
    December 31, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    Turtleboy censors these posts. Free speech my ass.

    • General Robert E.
      December 31, 2019 at 1:01 pm

      SO we try again Adian.
      Who cares?
      Some booger gets popped by a cop and it is front page news. Eric Gardner in NYC, selling illegal smokes has a fatal asthma attack, The “Hands up Don’t shoot” farce, and Trayvon is still dead. The wilding mass theft at Giblees and “Pebbles” Rawlings letting Nubian Square run wild. The race war has begun. I have my guy. Do you?

  • Johnny Mathis
    December 31, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    Look at me. I’m as helpless as a kitten up a tree.

  • Colonel Cholesterol vs The Fuckburglar
    December 31, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    The only real takeaway from this retard-rodeo is the free nap two pictures of the two fatties sitting at the gross McTable; they have their hands grabbing the gross fucking EDGES and UNDERSIDES of those disgusting fucking nog-slabs that gross people snort, snuffle and gnaw away at the grossest food in the world. That cop is a douche bag bumpkin who was looking for a little national attention himself. He should get it . Nice job, fatty !!

  • blue pride blows
    December 31, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    wow,never thought i’d see the day when the boys in blue did not help a fellow scumbag when in trouble.maybe if more of you cardboard assholes, weeded out the scum you would get RESPECT

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 31, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    I like how chief foreskin wears all those 5k participation medals above his name like he was in vietnam

  • IAmNoVictim
    December 31, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    When cops begin jumping on the, “I am a victim” bandwagon and seek publicity for it, society is doomed. The Oprah Winfrey, PC, victim culture is destroying America and most people under 30 have no idea what America used to be like.

    • I’m guessing
      December 31, 2019 at 2:08 pm

      Look at the age of the cop. It’s millennials that are the problem, and the fact that very few people have any desire to be a cop

  • Cheddah
    December 31, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Social media is toxic.

  • Judge dread
    December 31, 2019 at 11:19 am

    Well the judge wrapped up my errands today.

    Cleaned the fire place
    Bought some cord
    Bought some Calvados
    Queue up about 12 hours of John Wayne / Clint Eastwood movies (the longest day is hands down the best ww2 movie)
    Going to sit in my favorite arm chair

    Oh yah I forgot to mention the last detail

    Going to take about 500 micrograms of Lysergic acid diethylamide.

    Happy New Years!

    • Richyrich
      December 31, 2019 at 12:15 pm

      Calvados and LSD while watching action films. You just might regain consciousness in a cage, under 72-hour observation at the psych ward lol

      • Judge dread
        December 31, 2019 at 12:32 pm

        Most people would consider Calvados + acid a weird and bizarre combo. However the only way I’ll get 5150’d is if the leftists find out that I’m a conservative and don’t tolerate any of their shit.

    • ma ass hurts
      December 31, 2019 at 12:37 pm

      trip away judge,you might just find a way out of all this shityness

    • Libtard Cuck
      December 31, 2019 at 2:03 pm

      I’ve been looking everywhere for a reliable connection for that exact thing! You goddamn lucky bastard! Enjoy the trip.

    • WeRFucked
      December 31, 2019 at 4:21 pm

      My wife and I got the kids to sleep at grandma’s.
      Some molly in store for us this NYE. The sex will be out of this world.

      Happy new years Turtles.

  • LOLz
    December 31, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Blue Lives Matter though, right? JK. 99% of cops were bullied social outcasts in high school and use their jobs to get revenge.
    One step below firefighters who’s uncle got them the job so then can retire at 38 on “disability.”

    But yea. heroes.

    • AngryWhiteDad
      December 31, 2019 at 11:58 am

      Why are they booing? I actually kinda agree with notorious ratchet supporter LOLz.

      Wait. I love the hood rats and now I agree with a ghetto sympathizer. Fuck. Hope I don’t end up on TB next.

    • Seriously
      December 31, 2019 at 2:10 pm

      Which part of the testing did you fail?

  • Name That Cop For $200 Alex
    December 31, 2019 at 11:11 am

    I bet the cop responsible was a diversity hire. They don’t want a hate on colored cops reaction.

  • Judge dread
    December 31, 2019 at 11:10 am

    Is that thing in the blue shirt a male or female?

  • Chief Hornyday is a liar
    December 31, 2019 at 11:03 am

    It looks their joint account is gone because I cant find it at all

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