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Christine Blasey-Ford Lied About Getting A Second Front Door Because She’s Claustrophobic From Alleged Assault, She Was Making An In-Laws Apartment She Rented Out To Google Employees

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According to Christine Blasey-Ford’s testimony in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee she did not tell her husband about Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s alleged attempted sexual assault until a home renovation project inspired her. Here’s what the headlines have looked like:

And here’s what she said about it in her testimony:

Over the years, I told very, very few friends that I had this traumatic experience. I told my husband before we were married that I had experienced a sexual assault. I had never told the details to anyone, the specific details, until May 2012 during a Couple’s Counseling session. The reason this came up in counseling is that my husband and I had completed a very extensive, very long remodel of our home, and I insisted on a second front door, an idea that he and others disagreed with and could not understand. In explaining why I wanted a second front door, I began to describe the assault in detail. I recall saying that the boy who assaulted me could someday be on the U.S. Supreme Court and spoke a bit about his background at an elitist all-boys school in Bethesda, Maryland. My husband recalls that I named my attacker as Brett Kavanaugh. 

So right there she says that she first told her husband about the incident to her husband during counseling in 2012. She doesn’t say why she was in counseling with her husband, but she says that she was inspired to tell him because he couldn’t figure out why she wanted a second front door in their house. She doesn’t say the exact date of the renovation, but it seems like she is implying that it happened shortly before counseling, since it was fresh on her mind.

She told Dianne Feinstein that the second front door was specifically added because of anxiety, PTSD, and claustrophobia from the alleged incident with Kavanaugh:

Ford described the lingering effects of the alleged attack as Sen. Dianne Feinstein questioned her. “Anxiety, phobia and PTSD-like symptoms are the types of things that I’ve been coping with,” Ford said. “More specially, claustrophobia, panic and that type of thing.”

“Is that the reason for the second front door? Claustrophobia?” Feinstein asked.

“Correct,” Ford replied.

Adding that the house now has a second front door, Ford noted, “Our house does not look aesthetically pleasing from the curb.”

But here’s the problem – Palo Alto permit records show that the renovation occurred in 2008, not 2012, and the door was added to her bedroom:

A building permit from the city of Palo Alto shows that Brett Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford did, in fact, install a backdoor on her master bedroom — supporting a friend’s public assertion that she feels trapped without an exit route. Ford’s friend Jim Gensheimer, of Saratoga, told the Wall Street Journal last week that Ford needed more than one exit door in her bedroom to feel safe. Permits from 2008 show that Ford and her husband renovated their Eichler-style house in south Palo Alto’s Greenmeadow neighborhood to include an exit door in the master bedroom.

That would make a lot more sense wouldn’t it? Why would you add a second front door if you were claustrophobic? Are you afraid there would be a long line at door number one?

But listen to the next thing she said about that second front door:

“Now it’s a place to host Google interns. Because we live near Google, so we get to have other students live there.”

How did we not pick up on this? If she did indeed get a second front door added it wasn’t because she was claustrophobic, it’s because she’s renting out space in her house for Google employees. She needs a second front door so that they can have their own separate entrance to the house. That whole thing was a lie. If you’re willing to lie about that, then what else are you willing to lie about?

According to the building permit, the Fords removed a home office attached to the garage, expanded the garage and added a master bedroom onto the front, with its own front door. The new bedroom’s front door opens onto the street, perpendicular to an adjacent front door on the great room.

This is what her renovated house, which is valued at $3.3 million, looks like:

Here it is a couple months before they tore up the lawn and paved over the driveway:

The red door in the back is the new front door. It leads you into the new 753 square foot edition that rises above the rest of the house. You can see that addition is not here in a 2007 photograph of the house:

Notice they added the green front door to the left hand side of the house as part of the 2008 renovation:

Now it’s almost like a duplex.

That is likely where the Google interns live. It’s hard to tell from the floor plan if the people renting there can access the rest of the house, which is all on the left. But it begs the question, why would a woman who clearly has had traumatic experiences around strange young men allow a bunch of strange young men to live in her house?

Does this prove that Judge Kavanaugh did not attempt to sexually assault her? No. But it does prove that she is willing to lie under oath about what inspired her to tell her husband that Judge Kavanaugh assaulted her during that therapy session in 2012. It also calls into doubt whether or not she’s really claustrophobic or has PTSD from the incident. After all, this is the same woman who claimed that these conditions kept her from flying to Washington DC for the hearing, yet she flies all the time.

Sorry, I’m not willing to allow the business of the United States of America to be held up by a mentally unstable woman who has been caught in several obvious lies, and has no problem doing so under oath in front of the Senate with the whole world watching. You can #BelieveWomen all you want. I believe facts. And the fact of the matter is that she didn’t add a new front door because she’s claustrophobic. She did so because she was renting it out to help pay the mortgage on her $3 million house.

I sincerely hope the FBI is investigating all of this, and isn’t only looking at how much booze Kavanaugh drank in college. Go through her bank records, I bet she’s made a lot of money off of renting the in-laws apartment that necessitated the new front door.

P.S. Who the hell can afford to live in this part of the country? This house is shit. It would cost $300,000 if it was in Worcester. And Massachusetts is more expensive than most of the country. $3 million for the Brady Bunch house? Pass.

27 Comment(s)
  • Less Is More
    October 4, 2018 at 1:05 am

    Sad story but hot damn your blogs are run ons and you repeat yourself 100 times. Less is more Manch.

  • Maggie the Cat
    October 1, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    As soon as I saw this woman’s high school picture I knew what was up. The look on her face tells me she’s thinking “I’m from a rich family, I go to an exclusive girls’ school, I have my Charlie’s Angels haircut (as popularized by Farrah Fawcett). Why aren’t I popular?”. My answer to her would have been, “It’s because everybody knows you’re not all there, honey.”
    That’s why she became a psychologist — to figure out what was wrong with herself. And she doesn’t even work directly with patients — she’s a “statistical psychologist”. She takes other people’s work and analyzes it. Yes, she was awarded a Ph.D…but that’s because the committee judging her work was afraid she’d file a lawsuit if she didn’t get that degree. They just hoped she didn’t hurt anyone once she got those letters after her name. (That happens a lot at that level, in all disciplines.)

    She was sooo desperate to be popular that she decided to go to a party where she wouldn’t fit in…and she knew she wouldn’t. But she went anyway, probably thinking she was being brave, and showing her classmates that she could handle herself under pressure. Big mistake, and she’s never recovered from that mistake, even though it was her decision. But she’s one of those people who finds it impossible to take responsibility for their mistakes. That’s what has controlled her life ever since.

    And of course because she was “wronged” as a teenager, she has the right to do anything she wants, like adding an illegal apartment to her home, or making accusations that she can’t prove. In other words, SHE IS A LOSER, AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BE. Unfortunately we are the victims of her mental problems.

  • JimmyMickTurtleson
    October 1, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    Tb, have you contacted some repub senators about this?
    May be relevant to their ongoing interview and repor-i mean “investigation”.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    October 1, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    I can’t remember anything except his name was Kav. I’m an unlicensed psych patient, I mean, psychologist illegally fucking up psych patients.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 1, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    10 years ago she said the man that assaulted her could be a supreme court judge someday?? Instead wasting money on a second door, why didn’t she go to the police then? Counselor and husband probably just rolled their given the other shit she must have said over the years. This bitch is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 1, 2018 at 1:42 pm

      *rolled their eyes

    • American girl
      October 1, 2018 at 3:05 pm

      She testified that in 2012 she started telling people about her “secret” because that’s when she realized Kavanaugh could be on the Supreme Court. Bullshit. In 2012 Obama was president and everyone thought Hillary was next and would, of course, appoint a leftist to the SCOTUS. She is a LIAR.

  • Lying WHORE
    October 1, 2018 at 11:02 am

    The 2nd front door was for all her backpage prostitution work she engaged in including using her teen slut voice to make clients cum harder so she remembers.

  • Rockets Redglare
    October 1, 2018 at 9:45 am

    Someone get this to Fox news. Little Ms. “credible” is full of shit…

  • Scott
    October 1, 2018 at 8:55 am

    Paul Sperry has been reporting the building permit stuff too. It all makes sense. A renovation that put them under water, the financial crisis which hit CA harder than almost any other state, the need to rent to strangers. All led by a psycho in problem glasses. Who’s now lying and smirking her way to a book deal.

  • Kgbspy
    October 1, 2018 at 8:34 am

    This Ford woman is as fake as a $3.00 bill, I hope Judge Kavanaugh prevails.

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    October 1, 2018 at 8:34 am

    #mytwofrontdoors

  • Ted Baxter
    October 1, 2018 at 8:01 am

    Feinstein has her fingers all over this. The letter and recommending her lawyers. Ford lost me when she was asked if she paid for the polygraph (this is not a lie, detector) and she said she did not think so. She cannot remember if she wrote a check a few months ago or not. These tests can be expensive. She says this, “I remember being hooked up to a machine, being placed on my body and being asked a lot of questions, and crying a lot,” Ford said. “That’s my primary memory of that test.” She was only asked two questions and those questions were not specific. Also, she added that the test took place on either the same day or near the date of her grandmother’s funeral. Was it on the date or not? A funeral and a polygraph seem to be pretty big dates in her life. If she cannot remember a few events in 2018 how does she from 1980….something.

  • DevilsTriangle boofer
    October 1, 2018 at 7:55 am

    Ford is also not a doctor, she lied about that also. The moment she hired the extremist lawyers, their first act was deleting every trace of her social media existence. Locking it would be acceptable but deleting it is destruction of evidence. I am also curios as to why Gloria Alred is sitting this one out ?

    • Ted Baxter
      October 1, 2018 at 8:03 am

      Great point on Gloria Alred.

  • She's full of shit
    October 1, 2018 at 6:28 am

    This Christine Ford lied about everything. Flies all over the pacific on long flights, says she is too claustrophobic blah blah blah. She just made over half a million $$$$ in one day on gofuckme and will be the toast of social bubble until the day she OD’s on prescription pain killers and chardonnay.

    There is no down side for a left wing extremist in academia, she is now untouchable and could not show up for work for the next 10 years and she will get paid and promoted. When every little detail comes back as incorrect, you’re dealing with a pathological liar, like Hillary “sniper fire in Bosnia”, they can’t tell the difference.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    October 1, 2018 at 4:15 am

    You still forgot her (alleged) links to the See Aye A.
    How about an article about Kavanaughs dirty deeds? Objectivity is needed for integrity.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      October 1, 2018 at 11:47 am

      Wow, downvotes for expecting integrity? So, its fine to call out the blatant lies of this crazy woman but not the lies of BK in his role of helping the Clintons cover up the murder of Vince Foster by intimidation of witnesses/investigators/reporters? Thats a pretty stark double standard, there. This entire charade was put on to cover his past transgressions re. his roles in the VF cover-up and co-authoring the Patriot Act (which strips our rights). The left hand pulls a rabbit out of the hat while the right hand picks your pocket.
      They paraded a blatant fraud around to keep (most) people digging into her past rather than anyone investigating his. I suspect this SCOTUS judgeship is payback for his help in the VF sham.
      If you have no integrity, what else do you have? These ‘people’ at the top of the food chain, nearly universally, have skeletons in their closets; thats just how the world works, unfortunately.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        October 1, 2018 at 1:34 pm

        I bet he has ties to the 9/11 cover up, too! LOL

  • Marge feom Remax
    October 1, 2018 at 1:05 am

    The real crime here, is that piece of shit crack house is worth $3.3 million dollars.
    #remax

    • AJ "skippy" Baker
      October 1, 2018 at 6:29 am

      ha ha ha, best comment of the day.

    • Done Fishing
      October 1, 2018 at 9:26 pm

      That is shocking even for us who live in California, and are used to astronomical housing costs. So, she has raised enough off of this scam to get them out of a financial mess

  • Judge dread
    October 1, 2018 at 12:46 am

    Okay so let me break this down….

    Pussy hat wearing anti trumpet, check
    Donates to the dnc, check
    Rents out house to anti American google, check

    How is Christine not a DNC operative? It’s so obvious what she is.

  • Roberti
    October 1, 2018 at 12:38 am

    Check out her taxes see if she reported rental income on the additionto the IRS!

  • Wwy
    October 1, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Feinstein is a kike and kikes ruin countries where’s hitler when you need him.

    • Biggie Ain't Dead
      October 1, 2018 at 8:38 am

      You shouldn’t be talking about yo’ Moms like dat, wyboi dayum. Have some respect. By da way, tell yo Moms she me an da bros will be over tonight and day bitch best be ready, else we gonna get on da down low wif yo wyboi azz – we all knows you dat way homie.

    • TJB
      October 1, 2018 at 1:36 pm

      Feinstine is a *dual-citizen* Why are these people allowed to serve in Congress? If you cannot pledge allegiance to the USA, then you are not qualified to serve. TERM LIMITS are needed 2018. Let’s get rid of these 30 year bums that give themselves a raise while people are going without. Shake it up this November. Re-elect no one.

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