Circus Freak Mafia Seeks To Destroy Burlington Salon Owner After Finding Out That She Doesn’t Make Her Clients Wear A Mask Unless They Want To 


Alycia Aannichiarico is the owner of Studio 62 Inside Salons in Burlington, a small suite that consists of her and one client at a time.

The north shore mask mafia recently declared war on her business  after a couple Facebook posts went viral. It began with this chick.

Liz Arruda is some sort of unemployed hoola hoop freak who found out that Alycia doesn’t make her clients wear masks, but they obviously can if they want to. So she had it out with her on Facebook and posted about how this random hairdresser was spreading commie cold and preventing her from getting back to spinning hoola hoops.

“I hope you get hit by a bus.”

God bless that woman. That’s really all that needs to be said to these people. They’re just that horrible.

When I go to the barber shop my barber doesn’t make me wear a mask because it’s just me and her. If she’s cool with it, I’m cool with it. It’s like banging without a rubber. Probably not the safest thing in the world, but it feels much better, and if you’re cool with and I’m cool with it then it’s worth the risk.

Keep in mind, this woman doesn’t live near her salon, doesn’t go to her to get her hair done, and doesn’t have any friends who do. She was just in the mood to be a cunt.

Her post was shared far and wide and elicited a lot of comments from the rona mob.

Stephanie LaPlante seems to be another one of those unemployed circus hoola hoop freaks.

And Dustin Carlson was organizing mass reporting campaigns to the Board of Health. Quite frankly I’d rather get coronavirus than wake up looking like this every day.

We get it dude – you hate your stepdad. But try not to take out your misery on other less horrible people.

The amount of people who were OK with all the protesting that’s still going on, but freak out because some chick in Lexington might not have her customers wear a mask never ceases to amaze me.

Jenna Davis seems is another one of these “performers” who refers to herself as “Rabbit rebel,” and was wicked pissed that this stranger didn’t let her clients know that she doesn’t always wear a mask while out in public.

Someone may wanna tell her that in the age of wokeness a basic bitch such as herself is no longer allowed to culturally appropriate by wearing her hair like this.

Very racist.

They weren’t all freak show rejects though. Jasmine Araujo looks perfectly normal.

But she is in fact a raging cunt who is now harassing this woman’s daycare provider, and trying to destroy her ability to make a living because she doesn’t like the fact that Alycia’s clients have the choice on whether or not to wear a mask.


It just went on and on.

I can almost forgive it when it’s chicks doing this. Women by their nature are built to freak out over stupid shit. They just can’t help it. But guys are supposed to be more laid back. And the coronabros were going at her even harder than the circus freaks. It started with this George Redford.

Who is obviously upset for obvious reasons that we don’t have to get into.

He posted this on Facebook that he would be calling out anyone who didn’t have a mask on their face because “it feels really fucking good” to be a bitch ass mother fucker.

Then again we’re talking about a guy who condones burning down police stations, shitting on Drew Brees for standing for the anthem, enjoys watching cops emasculate themselves, and thinks Ayanna Pressley is a good leader.


Nuff said.

Another Redford who works as a DJ said that he was doing his part to hurt this woman’s business because it’s unsafe to cut someone’s hair if one of them doesn’t have a mask on, even though if the other person has a mask on it shouldn’t be able to spread to them or else what’s the point of this all?

Marc Gedansky was all about the Karen life too.

Again, people like Marc are free to hide in their homes for eternity. He’d be doing the world a favor.

Here’s the thing though – none of these people knows that this woman doesn’t wear a mask at work. According to a client that had recently been there both she and Alycia wore masks and cleaned properly.

This is what it really came down to though.

Alycia appears to be a Trump supporter. That’s the real reason these people are all after her. And Jess Biondi looks and sounds like every resister ever.

Liz doesn’t see the correlation between the BLM nazis and the mask nazis.

But it’s the same exact people, which is what makes their hypocrisy so hilarious to begin with.

The bottom line is these people need to get called out. If you wanna be a mask nazi then go right ahead. But when you start fucking with someone’s livelihood because they don’t share your obsessive fear about a disease that has a 99.98% recovery rate, that’s when you deserve to be called out for your deplorable behavior.


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83 Comment(s)
  • Speckled_Unicorn
    August 24, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    It seems like you’re just calling out people you hate .

    You do know there are people who know your “real identity” that are friends with these people, right?!?!

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    July 31, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    What really truly makes me laugh my a$$ off… Is these people are all die hard BLM and yet even though BLM advocates for the dismantling of all our governments offices ( defunding and disbanding police is just their first step in their goal towards denuclearization of the country) the first thing they do when someone has the **gasp** audacity to have a differing sane opinion on matters they deem they know best they immediately call/email/write letters to every possible government run office in the country… They are legit so fucking dumb it hurts my brain when i try to think of all the mental loops they have to think of to justify their disgusting actions.

  • Paul Casale
    Here we go again...
    July 29, 2020 at 1:57 am

    Where the fuck are you getting this 99.98% recovery rate bullshit? Try telling that to the 150,000 plus people that died from COVID in the US or the 10 people that I know who died. And only one of them was over 70! You have zero credibility on this topic!

    • Nah, you don’t know anyone that died...
      July 29, 2020 at 7:58 am

      People die everyday. It’s called life. Stop being a pussy. And you don’t know 10 people who died ya cock smooch.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      July 29, 2020 at 11:13 am

      You are full of shit, you don’t know anyone who died. Try to mentally digest this, 150,000 dead in in a country of 330 million is .045 of 1 % approximately. and the majority of that number were elderly or had other health problems. I know of only 2 people who had it, 1 was asymptomatic and the other was actually very sick and recovered just fine and is back at work already. I call bullshit on the positive numbers and guarantee it goes away on NOV.5TH if Biden wins.

    • Judge dread
      July 29, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      I just need to virtue signal and say that “I Am COVIAIDS Free”. Now where do I get my free chip implant?

  • Every Single Time
    July 28, 2020 at 9:39 am

    Why do they always look the same? I mean, a blind person could pick these losers out of a line up 10 times out of 10. Why the fuck would this nation ever govern specifically for these edge cases?

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gores Toupee
    July 28, 2020 at 8:14 am

    Hoola hoop freak people are Global Warming heroin junkies. When is the silent majority going to stand up?….when its too late? People need to support businesses like Studio 62 now and do it loud. I might send her $50 or $100 just for having an actual mind and using it.

  • Cory Disiscio
    July 28, 2020 at 7:48 am

    Hey Alycia remember me. I’m your dead gang banger friend who was shot in front of a crowd of people but nobody cared to speak up. I remember when you used to come by the apartment and we would run train on you. Remember when you milked my death as much as you could for sympathy cause you’re a wackadoodle. Don’t forget how your brother did unspeakable things due to his disease and you wrote him off but then used his disease to garner more sympathy? Remember when you used to hang with Jason Melchionda and his girlfriend who were charged with heroin distribution? Remember being friends with the same kids who lied about coreys killers and let them walk free? Remember when you signed a lease with ___ and out of nowhere he moved out because you’re bat shit crazy? Your crazy sister and her “story”? Or your dad and his bullshit? Honey you have and always will be a trash bag. Your whole family is trash. You act like a sweet little girl but inside you’re a narcissistic little cunt who is endangering her poor child. Please do the right thing and forfeit your kid to protective services and go deepthroat the glock that killed Corey. Nobody has ever liked you or your annoying voice. You have no body whatsoever and your face is beat to shit. You constantly rotate friends cause they are all sick of you as well. I vividly remember you at a party in Wakefield getting spit roasted in a bedroom by two dudes. You loved watermelon vodka lolol. And Alycia when you read this you know every bit off this is true.

    • Hula Hoop > Hairdresser
      July 28, 2020 at 8:07 am

      After reading Cory’s post, I did some recon. Crazy stories on wannabe gangstas and mafia. I think I’d rather a daughter, sister, mom that twirls a fucking hula hoop than a smoke hairdresser addicted to cum.

      • Truth
        July 28, 2020 at 2:58 pm

        I’d rather my daughter, sister, or mother find joy in life rather than live in perpetual misery like SJWs. If that means bringing home a different guy every weekend so be it.

    • Done with this shit
      July 28, 2020 at 8:52 am

      I see said the blind man. The hatred of little miss hula hoop and her troupe of misfit friends stems from the unsolved murder of Cory disiscio years ago. Destroying a woman’s business won’t bring him back, won’t solve his murder. If there’s proof that she pulled the trigger, let’s hear it. Being one of the many silent witnesses who refused to speak up isn’t it. Grow up, get real jobs, stop your whining.

    • watermelon vodka
      July 28, 2020 at 9:09 am

      What does any of that have to do with ber wearing a mask?

    • Talking about dead people is cool
      July 29, 2020 at 4:10 pm

      Yeah because talking about a dead person is SO cool. Says more about you than it does about Alycia. Enough said.

      I hope the victim’s family never has to read what you wrote on a public forum. You are disrespectful and deserve a kick to the cunt.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    July 28, 2020 at 6:43 am

    I yearn for the good old days when these sub human blobs of shit were only worried about global warming and were outraged that everyone wasn’t driving Priuses. Back then the only business they wanted to shut down was some poor farmer out in South Dakota because he had some cows who farted out in the field- as if the farts coming out of the fat asses of these cunts make the world smell like fresh baked cinnamon buns.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      July 28, 2020 at 7:43 am

      Dr Wu, how do you present? What are your pronouns?

      • Dr Wu
        Dr Wu
        July 28, 2020 at 9:01 am

        Please address me as follows:
        White privileged heterosexual knuckle dragging bible thumping Trumpain homophobic transphobic xenophobic anti-mask flag hugging right wing Christian male.

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          July 28, 2020 at 12:39 pm

          OMG! For shame!

  • Blowie Bhaby
    July 28, 2020 at 6:07 am

    Alycia sucked the snake a few times. She’s good

  • Sick Fuck
    July 28, 2020 at 6:04 am

    That guy looks like he could suck a unit from a garden hose any day. Confused man

  • MAGA 2020
    July 28, 2020 at 4:36 am

    It’s ok all you little, anifa, nazi, retarded faggots! Your President TRUMP says wearing a mask is PATRIOTIC!!!! AhahahahahahLOL

    Now go change your tampons before you get grabbed by ya pussy’s!!!!!

    • Biscuit Boy Fuck
      July 28, 2020 at 5:23 am

      Hey Bud I think you need a tampon change. Your the one fired up

  • Timmy from Homeroom
    July 28, 2020 at 3:49 am

    I went to school with Liz Arruda. She was a good kid. She loved anal if my memory serves me. Hi Liz.

  • H’Ler
    July 28, 2020 at 1:22 am

    I’ll be going there for a hair cut because President Trump said that it’s patriotic to wear a mask.

    Which must cause every retarded liberal faggot to explode!

  • Low I.Q U.S
    July 28, 2020 at 12:17 am

    All Jewish countries are fucked up not just the U.S, they’re called anti-Christ’s for a reason.

  • Mia Curtatone
    July 27, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    just wear masks people!! if we all stick in this together we can all get back to normal asap and I can go back to my job giving blowjes behind the encore casino

  • Boe Jiden
    Sad Part...
    July 27, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    When this “pandemic” is over these losers will latch on to another injustice. Faux rage like no one reads about in the liberal prints.
    Mask mandates just give these twats a reason to be the cunts they were born to be. Miserable and self-righteous, they have no betterment for anyone so they act just when the opportunity arises.
    Sad commentary towards their pathetic existence. Live and let live was a liberal mantra. For now it’s no mask and die.
    This virus has already run its course in the Northeast. In 2 months we’ll have herd immunity.
    Liberals will have to pump up something else before the election.
    Perhaps, inner city violence due to their own ineptitude.

    • Jap Stomper
      July 27, 2020 at 11:41 pm

      dont worry, the liberals always have plenty in line… guarantee next up is a mass shooting, because we haven’t had one in a while and the 2A fear is kind of going away. And of course the shooter will be a “white supremacist” so we can keep the racial fears going

    • What's Sadder
      July 28, 2020 at 3:01 pm

      Is people think we will return to normal. I used to think the election will end this nonsense but now I’m not sure. Little Hitler’s are enjoying this too much.

    July 27, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    I love watching these dillusional pieces of shit feed off each other. She thinks she saved people by calling a strangers daycare. Nobody cares what you and your posse of pathetic misfits think. You ma’am are the biggest cunt!

    To the hoola hoopers,
    What can I say about you losers that you haven’t heard already?

  • Maldens Finest
    July 27, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    Lol TB is whiteknighting while ad revenue is down. I know alycia. Her baby daddy left her cause she’s a wack job. Her man before that cut out on her and left her with a lease cause she’s nutso. Her brother has the “disease” and she used to moonlight at that shithole topless bar across from golden banana. Word is she was a Take-out specialist. She sucked many maplewood gang members cocks as well lol and they all wear Chicago bulls gear . Worst of all she’s an antivaxxer. Her poor kid lol. Mason blink twice if mom is holding you hostage. Alycias has an always will be a smut who cant keep a man cause she’s white girl crazy.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    July 27, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    I thought MA passed cyberbullying/stalking laws in the last few years. If I were Alicya i’d be filing a complaint with the local PD AND hiring a lawyer. Not that you’ll get much other than their EBT and unemployment benefits but making them eat shit in court would be worth the time.

  • Leo Varadkar is gay
    July 27, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    I noticed a couple of barbers shops in Lynn , the Barbers and most clients don’t wear masks. Why don’t the freaks go over there and be brave and get in their faces.

  • Fear Mask
    July 27, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    You just know all these twats wear hoops in their pierced clits. All the soy boys in this article couldn’t muster up one testicle between them. None of these brainwashed fools could define the word ‘liberty’. The salon owner is a babe. The mask Nazis are acting out of jealousy, because they’re all fucking putrid looking.

  • Ras Putin
    July 27, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    I’m going to start hack coughing on liberals thanks to you Soyviet Union freaks…

  • Protestors aka rioters
    July 27, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    Ever notice that not everyone at these so called “protests” aka riots are not wearing masks? Many libtards without masks. Will these fools try to get the riots shut down? Don’t forget snowflakes, Social distancing and masks! You can use your ebt card to purchase the masks. They are “medical supplies”

  • Don’t Dip
    July 27, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Ever notice liberal women are all crazy? And most, not all, liberal women are ugly. Either way never ever dip your wick in crazy.

  • Covid Party only liberals invited
    July 27, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Covid party. Only liberals and democrats invited. Masks optional. Visit to try and win a Darwin Award

  • Stu Pid
    July 27, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Let me get this straight, welfare collecting liberal social justice warriors want to get tax paying businesses shut down. Where do these non working free loaders who are trying to shut down the economy think their “free” money comes from?

  • Good Year Rubbers for free
    July 27, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    I don’t know about mandating masks, however can we make condoms mandatory for Liberals and social justice for warriors? This way these douche nuggets won’t be able to pollute society with even more stupid people.

    • Margaret Sanger
      July 27, 2020 at 9:42 pm

      Mandatory sterilization

  • Brito
    July 27, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    I know Liz and her family very well as neighbors
    She started sucking off spades in high school and has had gonnareah several times a real sad case
    But who but a negroe would fuck her
    Ugly as a barrel full of assholes with the good ones picked out

  • North of the Border
    July 27, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    Yup, must be a real tough existence when your first thought when you wake up is, “How can I be the biggest cunt possible today?”

    Some people exist only because murder is illegal. For now.

    • Z
      July 27, 2020 at 9:52 pm

      Let them defund the police. They will find out what happens next.

  • Matty the inbred pug
    July 27, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    Can people mind there own fucking Business get off of unemployment and go the fuck back to work you useless fucks! God damn and these are the Fucking mouth breathers stealing our oxygen?

    Fuck your fist,

  • Rhetorical Questions
    July 27, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    Anyone else notice the COEXIST bumper stickers all but disappeared in November 2016??? They were fashionable for decades. What happened???

  • Joseph Blough
    July 27, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    Where do we all get in line for life advice from the child who goes to raves and plays with glow-in-the-dark hula hoops. I’m sure she has so much more worldly experience then the rest of us.

    How many of you think that all of these people wanting to report her to the state and destroy her business feel as strongly about accountability for looters and rioters?


    • fuck em
      July 27, 2020 at 8:36 pm

      Luckily they’ll all be pissing themselves by 40 when their bladders fail

  • Something doesn't make sense
    July 27, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    I’m starting to see a strange pattern with a lot of the die-hard mask supporters. If you asked each of them one question:

    God or Satan? The majority would most definitely answer “Satan”

    With that said, what the fuck do they care if people they don’t know or care about get Covid?

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 27, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    Do you wear a mask? And glasses? You may be entitled to condensation.

  • hartf811
    Island of broken toys
    July 27, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    We have to start dopeslapping freaks and misfits back in the closets. These people should not intermingle with normal people. They are easy to spot with circus hair, tats to Tuesday, random metal about the head, to fat or junkie skinny. Dirty, smelly and overly loud and proud. We need to cull back the misfit herd.
    Of course our experiment in Socialism is ending so hula hoop girl is going to have to get a real job. And her employer might not like flamingo hair and neon dress.

  • Puff pastry
    July 27, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    I believe in a level playing field ,all for the draft serving at 3 years and most assuredly that woman be trained and used in combat like their male counterparts

  • moober
    July 27, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    What a bunch of losers. We use to kick the shit out freaks like this. Maybe that what they are missing. They need to fuck with the wrong people and get a good ass kicking. Hopefully Alycia Aannichiarico knows some guidos to do the job for her.

  • Done with this shit
    July 27, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    It’s like there’s an organized group out there that’s ugly and useless. How do they find each other? Grow the F up. Get a life that doesn’t include harassing people just because they have a job and you don’t. And what in holy hell does swinging a hula hoop have to do with the entertainment industry? Get a real job.

    • Snarky Pete
      July 27, 2020 at 7:30 pm

      I’m sure Hula Hoop was her major at Liberal Arts U

    • Do The Reich Thing
      July 27, 2020 at 7:53 pm

      I wanted to be articulate like you but today I have no patience. Fuck these people!

  • wokiechokie
    July 27, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    Who does the Antifaban call when they want to shut down a legitimate business. Da Police?

  • ElJefe72
    July 27, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Social media is the devil’s work.

  • Norm
    July 27, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Where did all these freaks come from? I thought the carnival wasn’t coming to town this year because of the commie cold. Hula hoops at your age? Get your face fucked!

  • Jealousy breeds hatred
    July 27, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Wow. Gauged ears, skinny jeans, shitty tattoos, child’s shirt… He probably screams into a microphone about suicide with his ‘band’ …And we can’t forget the SANDALS AND SOCKS! Fucking pervert. Don’t even get me started on the ‘women’ here lol. Hope the salon owner isn’t ruined by these jealous children.

  • Viti
    July 27, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    If Redford and emo boy think a glory hole is enough protection, who the fuck are we to judge. Get a life girls and boys. If you care so much go volunteer at the homeless shelter. Show them how social distance while passing that crack pipe. Jasmine is that you real name or is that your stripper moniker?

  • Help Me Understand
    July 27, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    Salon owner would be hot other than the nose booger ring, why do women do that? Such a turn off. I am trying to figure out the white protesters on this and BLM, are they pussy ass art kids that were all dark and hated everyone but their other little art freak friends? Now they come together in larger groups and rage against the society that made them outcasts? I think I have that answer, now the little rich white girl, is that just basic guilt???

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Lori Lightfoot
    July 27, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    I don’t have to wear a mutha fuckin’ mask at the hairdresser, I go on mutha fuckin’ tv and I’m the mutha fuckin’ mayor. Y’all best be wearin’ your’s doh or I’ll git you arrested, mutha fucka.

  • Liawatha
    July 27, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Shut her down! Ruin her!
    OBTW, Dustin Carlson would be a wonderful candidate for Drag Queen Story Hour. Ze is gorgeous!

  • george costanza
    Weymouth backhander
    July 27, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    These fucking betas are on george’s facebook thinking they are soooo cool. Hey George I would love for you to tell me to put my mask on. I wouldn’t even punch you, just 1 hard man slap across your mongoloid face would be enough to fold you like a lawn chair. 120 Gaslight drive, Weymouth if your up for it.

    P.S. pack a lunch I get hungry slapping bitch bois around

  • Ward Cleaver
    July 27, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    If youre a man posing in a field of sunflowers, you just need to go buy tampons for your bloody vagina. What a waste of life.

  • The logical Libertarian
    July 27, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    If you OWN a company and require me to wear a mask, then I will wear a mask if I want to go into your business. If you OWN a company and tell me a mask is NOT a requirement, then I will again choose whether or not I want to wear a mask but will also understand that other people may not be wearing one. That is a CHOICE we all must make. If someone isn’t wearing a mask and you don’t own or represent the company, then SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Everyone is responsible for themselves.

  • Jobless wonders
    July 27, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    I wonder how strong the girdle was that held that fat fuck in the wedding dress’s stomach in? My guess is a tensile strength of 1 million or better.

  • Orion
    July 27, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Battle of the basic white bitches. They all look equally shitty and stupid. And sorry, but I think the salon owner should wear a mask too.

  • Debby Dingle’s Jingles
    July 27, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Lmfao what a bunch of freaks! These skanks look awful, and they’re only in their 20s, so I can only imagine what these pigs will look like in their 30s. Also George looks like he’s sporting an extra chromosome. WOOF!

  • Deion Slanders
    July 27, 2020 at 4:38 pm

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    July 27, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    The combined annual income of all these people is probably -$830,500.

    The opinions of people who hold no value to society should simply be laughed at. Sadly 1/2 the country is blinded by this kind of stupidity because orange man bad or something.

    • Captain Trips
      Future Barista
      July 27, 2020 at 4:45 pm

      Really? Starbucks at 10 hours/week pays that well?

      • Negatory
        July 27, 2020 at 6:12 pm

        Look again, friend. He ment they’re in the red. Probably owe more money than they take in due to buying hula hoops, shitty tattoos and hair dye

        • Chewey Rodriguez
          July 27, 2020 at 7:00 pm

          Don’t forget the molly and blow that I sell them buahahahaha

  • Ray Patriarca's nephew
    July 27, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    What a collection of misfits and freaks. How miserable a life must you live that you have to pile on and attempt to ruin someone? It would be absolutely horrible if you all get doxxed….then you might know how it feels. Names and numbers, people. We have a job to do.

  • Woodsman
    July 27, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Is that a 10 year old girl or a 19 year old dude. Either ones opion doesnt matter.

  • Judge dread
    July 27, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    They’re all butt hurt that Burning Man is basically doneski this year because of COVAIDS.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 27, 2020 at 4:33 pm

      Outlaw unnatural color hair dyes and these fools would riot loot and burn to an extent that would make Portland look like a knitting club meeting

      • Judge dread
        July 27, 2020 at 4:40 pm

        titoos and neck tats ban specifically would result in the arson of any public library in the riot zone.

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      July 27, 2020 at 4:49 pm

      If they outlaw hair dye and titto’s, how on earth are all these people who looks exactly the same going to continue to show how individualistic they are?

      • Judge dread
        July 27, 2020 at 5:01 pm

        It’s a uniform- body modification style. I’m so unique i copy everyone else. The exact opposite of what they are supposed to be, individuals. But remember, the collective conscience is still there!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 27, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    What a bunch of fucking weirdos with mass piercings, kool-aid hair colors.

    Glad I’m happily married to a great wife. Can’t imagine sifting through the fucked up single bimbos out there with issues, ugly ass tattoos, gross piercings, and sexual histories that read as long as a dictionary.

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