Turtleboy Investigates

City Of Boston Organizes Junkie Jamboree, Let’s Addicts Do Drugs In Caged Areas To Prevent Spread Of Commie Cold 


A Boston city worker sent us these disturbing images of Meth Mile junkies being herded like cattle into cages at the corner of Mass Ave and Melnea Cass, in what the city is calling “comfort stations.” You’ll notice that almost no one is wearing a mask, despite being dirty and dope sick by nature, and no social distancing is being adhered to because they’re literally stuck in cages.

This is reportedly being allowed to happen so that the city can prevent the spread of disease from junkies to citizens via panhandling. They are not being held prisoner there, however they are reportedly being allowed to use and sell drugs with no consequence, and there are no police or healthcare professionals there. In other words, Marty Walsh has created a Meth Mile Hamsterdam. But addictions can only be cured with the help of places like rehab orange county.

This is madness. The City of Boston appears to have effectively legalized drugs in order to to prevent the spread of COVID. Except if any of these junkies has it then they can easily spread it because they’re literally caged in with other junkies. I reached out to Marty Walsh’s office for comment but have not heard back. The whole purpose of Hamsterdam was to “juke the stats” by having less drug arrests in Baltimore. Except in this case they’re trying to juke the commie cold stats.


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113 Comment(s)
  • Bobo olsen
    May 29, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Whiskey Walsh drank heavily for 40 years
    Who would listen to anything that alcoholic piece of shit had to say
    He probably drank on Dorchester ave with half the shit bags in that coral
    And he’s related to the other half

  • Travis Bickle
    May 29, 2020 at 11:03 am

    Drug addicts are, at best, a nuisance. At worst, they are a menace. We’re much better off without them and the one sure cure is a fatal overdose. What that cage needs is a free all-you-can-shoot-up heroin bar. If those junkies could just shoot up to their heart’s content the problem would soon solve itself. Just sayin’…

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 28, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    i met a dude named catfish once, twice, they’d humongous pee-pees for a SeaMonkey, and track scholarships in shoplifting, a carton of Newports in each mitt and yelling “we are screwed.” then i moved to the cage, it’s nicer here.

    • David
      August 21, 2020 at 3:23 pm

      you are an ignorant piece of fucking trash…. hope you die slow asshole

    May 27, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    the building in the background has the famous Boston racist name “Yawkey” on it. Why is that allowed?

    • Al Not So SHARPton
      May 27, 2020 at 2:34 pm

      Msybe we should call it malcom x after another racist

  • Luis maldonado
    May 27, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Listen poppy. I shoot my gravy anywhere don’t need no cage man. I slide up on ni99as down on mass av take they shit and slap they bitch mufukin gringos can suck madick. I’m like Frankie cutlass round here I feed all them fiends and they can get on madick too. Amateurs poppy

  • Bored to death why am I still reading this!
    May 27, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    Turtleboy- Who cares about the junkies let them eat each other alive in some kind-of giant cage.
    Also Turtleboy- omg look they’re putting junkies in cages! Look at how the commie cold has changed us for the 100th time in 3 months do you wanna hear it again?
    Gonna have to start finding real narratives when this all comes to past. Blogs getting borringg Starting to worry bristol was actually making the writing or headliners better, an icky thought really. Realize he thinks hes a genius, forces this childish political perspective to a group of people, who come here to read funny stuff, not pick his brain. Then fails to deliver that while thinking his opinions more valuable. Pretending he champions truth but has had to retract many times ( yeah i get it thats better than the latter of standing by ur false info like some but hey is it really worth bragging about when u lack the insight to not speak before you think or understand the full version?) Do you all remember coming here for funny titles and names? Funny takes and jabs at people doing ghetto stupid shit that gets called out in funny ways? No now its so watered down me and several friends aNd family have started noticing how downhill its going— most unfollowed nd uninstalled apps. The live shows are absolutely less entertaining. This breakup really ripped the soul outta TB He is just diff now. I could write a better blog because u might get 12-25 comments from ppl who like this stuff on fb but there are prob 100 more who are wanting that old content back get over this corona virus stuff its as boring and non existent as the fascination i find with the recent content. Id literally rather read how shitty Bristol n the masshole report is all day. Coming off as one of these boomers who dont understand the internet. Get back to the funny stuff this stuff isn’t funny ur not a reporter ur an entertainer.

  • Jack
    Fat George
    May 27, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    Walsh & Polito have to be related.

  • Arschloch
    May 27, 2020 at 11:41 am

    A community shower with some zyklon B cannisters should help the now state funded heroin epidemic.

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 27, 2020 at 11:09 am

    TX will be opening up outdoor venues and even water parks. MA is opening up cages for heroin junkies. God damn, us Northerners are so much smarter than those hillbilly rednecks down there.

  • Poach these mofos
    May 27, 2020 at 10:58 am

    Mass is now releasing child rapists from jail, due to fears of covid19. Newly released Matthew parris, who just months ago was convicted of raping 2 teenage girls. This guy worked as a teacher’s assistant at southeastern regional vocational technical high school. Also theres Glenn Christie who was just released. Glenn was locked up for repeatedly raping a 12 year old boy. All I know is, we probably shouldn’t find out who is responsible for letting these monsters out– and we definitely shouldn’t flood their emails letting them know what we think of guys like glenn Christie and matt Parris breathing the same air as the rest of us. Nightmares only come to those who sleep. Stay vigilant.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    May 27, 2020 at 10:41 am

    Lock the gate.Toss a couple keys of carfentanil and a box of spikes over the fence.Problem solved.

  • Everyone Has To Wear A Mask...Except Junkies
    May 27, 2020 at 10:38 am

    Those pictures are mild compared to what it was really like. Drove by yesterday and i was blown away. If people here can, ride by today. You will never forget it. Its like something from a zombie movie. It was like a junkie sardine can. Marty Walsh is as big a hypocrite as Karyn with a Y Polito. I seriously cant take it anymore.

    • Pass
      May 27, 2020 at 11:27 am

      Long time Boston resident – what the fuck what I would go down there for? Bad area, always has been, and I don’t have to visit it today, or tomorrow to know that.

      • You wuss!
        May 27, 2020 at 12:47 pm

        Just got back from there after reading this post, drove up from Cohasset, myself, my sister, and my cousin. No traffic on the Expressway, buzzed right in.

        What a time we had! Total freak show! I’m going to be an Instagram superstar tonight, that’s for damn sure, good call original poster.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 27, 2020 at 10:14 am

    That zoo looks like shit.

  • EnslavedFreedom
    May 27, 2020 at 9:10 am

    Almost like they are herding them together in a hope the population begins to thin itself

  • Independent Thinker
    May 27, 2020 at 8:02 am

    It is easier for a government to control and manipulate a sedated population.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    May 27, 2020 at 7:31 am

    This is fucking crazy.. Seriously it cant be real life.. Whoever came up with this brilliant idea should have to sit in that cage with all the junkies and watch them all slowly kill themselves and each other. This country is going to the junkies quick..

  • Everyone in Rhode Island is a gay
    May 27, 2020 at 6:52 am

    Boston Irish has a micro penis

  • Da Nang Class of 1968
    May 27, 2020 at 1:16 am

    Radio in the Napalm drop…..

  • This Is Your Brain On Drugs
    May 27, 2020 at 12:51 am

    We can stop all of this BS with three words: Laced with Fentanyl. Problem solved

  • The state house up close
    May 27, 2020 at 12:32 am

    This could just as well be a meeting of the Mass. legislature. Look closely and you’ll find your representatives.

  • Pete
    May 27, 2020 at 12:02 am

    I work public safety in the area . They feed them and let them use and deal drugs .. one wrong statement .. there are Boston PD details there and there also are the BHPD Boston health dept police ..

    They shoot up right in front of the Pd without any chance of arrest it’s a shit show

  • Lake Flaccid
    May 26, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    Fuckin disgusting.
    Way to work Maaaarty!
    Bang up job khed!

  • Fat Heads
    May 26, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    Are there any Pharm Fresh
    Medications like Adderrall or Benzos for sale there? Or is just the shit rolled in dirty tinfoil or baggies that were stuffed up asses and vaginas after being grown, cut, and smuggled by fat heads with moustaches?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 26, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    People getting their smoke on and their purple drank on. What a beautiful community!

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 26, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    didn’t take long to spot the Newports, an herbal medicine for the treatment of Covids. does anyone know if there a drive-thru window?

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 26, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    So, I wonder if the same people who I now encountered today at work for the first time in 9 weeks who literally dove out of the way when I came walking down the hall fearing less than 6 feet of magical contact would be the same who are ok with this shit show. So glad the paranoia has taken over the minds of people I have known for more than a dozen years.

  • MR X
    May 26, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    The Wire. 1 of the greatest tv shows of ALL time.

  • Meth mile has always been hamsterdam
    May 26, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    I had the pleasure of having to stop at the gas station down there on the way back from the Pats vs Chiefs night game a couple yrs back. My tank was on E and i knew it was the last open station before i hit the tunnel to go back to revere. There was a mini van with yellow tape around it and dozens of bullet holes in it. About 50 zombies smoking crack and shooting dope and a couple cops sitting in their cruiser enjoying the scenery. I was hassled by not one or two but three different panhandlers while going to the window to pay for my gas. Its literally like something out of a dystopian horror movie. But after being stuck in my house for 3 months its starting to look like fun. Catch me down there tonight with a crisp 100$ bill and a gallon of sangria.

  • Socialism In the REAL WORLD
    May 26, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    All you fucking Bearnie Fucktards who actually believe socialism and a perfect Utopia really can exist take a goooood look. This isn’t The democratic party at work vs Republicans. It’s Socialist masquerading as Democrats. This is what socialism becomes. You all love that extra money in your unemployment, your stimulus payment and extra SNAP money. It’s amazing right? Socialism might not be so bad, see? Everyone gets a piece, right? Equal shit for everyone? Not bad. Gotta save and protect all people, correct? No one is above… Right? WRONG. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOCIALISM TAKES AFFECT. The bottom of the barrel are told they are being “helped”, they’re given a “safe place”, just like everyone else (ALSO KNOWN AS OUR FUCKING HOUSE). They have no homes to stay in, so In swoops the socialists aka “democrats”, to give it to them. Except…. it’s a fucking cage. Where they can openly kill each other, themselves and (hopefully in the eyes of everyone above them) die off. Most likely from ODs, not the commie cold. While Pelino is living the dream with her “ELITES” in a 6k sq ft home. If you wanna pretend this is something else feel free. You’ll be the next group of people thrown into a cage, literally or figuratively, either way it doesn’t matter. As soon as these losers are wiped out, they’ll come after the next level, and after that the next group. Until the ELITES HAVE IT ALL. So, keep thinking those thoughts. I know most of you have. I mean why go back to work when your being given extra money? Keep bitching about the 2nd stimulus package being delayed or dead on arrival to our republican run Senate. Bitch about Trump. But, just remember it’s all that shit your complaining about right there that will save this fucking country. Not the hand outs, safe places, social distancing and masks. UN FUCKING

    Plus, How the fuck is this okay when the fucking prisons and jails are FILLED with the same people, for the same fucking reasons, Drug use, homelessness and being the dregs of society. AND WE FOOT THE FUCKING BILL. FUCK!


    • Dude
      May 26, 2020 at 9:15 pm

      Hey, pagelong rant in the Turtleboy comment section, do you actually believe that you’re footing the bill for anybody or anything? Do you think that people care what the fuck you have to say — in all caps, like the mouth breather you are — about socialism, communism, fascism, narcissism or any other ism?

      Nobody cares. You’re not and will never be an authority on politics or history. You’re just angry by yourself and you need a better outlet.

      • JP
        May 26, 2020 at 10:07 pm

        Hey Dude go fuck another dude ok ?

        • DudeRanchStripClub
          May 27, 2020 at 10:14 am


        May 27, 2020 at 1:12 pm

        Am I supposed to be upset?? Lol So wait I’m confused. Did I say I was personally footing any bill? Nope. I was making a pretty valid point. I didn’t realize a Turtle rider could be so easily offended by a comment on a blog. And one about junkies in cages at that. And what do you think I’m some like old man, holed up in my house, thinking the government is conspiring against me? NOPE. Lol there’s those capitals again! Clearly they help get my point across or you wouldn’t have taken the time to read it. Oh wait, you didn’t. Because you have NO idea what I even said. Now I’m just gonna capitalize things FOR THE FUN OF IT! haha

        But, seriously, if you don’t see this for what it really is than you’re a big a fucktard as the Bernie Bro’s. Or maybe you’re one of them. And by being one of them, I mean someone who has NO IDEA what SOCIALISM is. ( got to LOVE those capitalized words ). But judging by the likes vs dislikes you’re in the minority regarding what I said. Just saying.

  • AJ Baker
    May 26, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    Anyone else notice women are getting better looking with the pandemic? Then I realized it was the masks and sunglasses covering their faces.

  • randiguy2006
    May 26, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    Someone showed you a picture, you made one call that you knew wouldn’t be answered and now you call that an Investigation? LOL

    Your kid interrupt you today?

  • G
    May 26, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Still calling it the Commie Cold, still sounding like an idiot.

    • F...
      May 26, 2020 at 8:11 pm


  • Guinea Geisha
    May 26, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    Much like these junkboxes… Geisha don’t have no coughy filter either. But I’m about to hit the grocery raw dog anyway. Fingers crossed.

    • Silencio DoGood
      May 26, 2020 at 10:30 pm

      praying for your quick check out, but i believe you will be confronted in the nicest way possible. i’m looking forward to my bedtime story of your grocery shopping.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 26, 2020 at 11:36 pm

        Welp… it’s not the most epic of sagas, love muffin. I live in a super moonbaty New England area… so when I get up to the door of the grocery, the little covid counter hall monitor is always like, “where’s your mask?” And I’m like, “oh it’s right here”… and I flash my badge… like an assssho’. Which is something that I never ever did before this whole debacle started. Not even for a speeding ticket. I’m pretty ashamed of myself. But it works. The tl;dr: Fuck masks. I gots the Scotch though. 😉

        • Silencio DoGood
          May 27, 2020 at 3:28 am

          that’s a good enough saga, when i’m imagining Soledad in your role, pulling out her Girl Scout badge (i assume that’s what you meant) and kicking a little minimum wage ass. i thought you were in the Bronx, or Maine, same thing. go easy on the scotch, Leigha and write, my supple Italian acrobat.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 27, 2020 at 4:10 am

            Leigha? That hurts my feels Daddy. I’m not that type of girl or that type of copper. The Geisha is from Brooklyn but lives in southern Maine. I work at the state prison. But I do it mostly from home now… watching the caged animals on a wall of monitors. They are quiet and peaceful at the moment… but only because they’re sleeping.

          • Silencio DoGood
            May 27, 2020 at 10:40 pm

            way back machine, i managed a homeless shelter, so kinda the same thing as you. watching over the predators and prey. i’m glad you’re in Maine, better for the soul. all apologies over Leigha, not that other Leigha, i thought it was your name for some reason.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 28, 2020 at 1:01 am

            Hope your pillow talk isn’t as half-assed as your apologies lover ;). Geisha’s real name’s Christina. Are you John? I get a John vibe from you. Or Paul? You worked at a homeless shelter? Brutal. When I was a corrections officer at County Jail, that was very much like a homeless shelter. Cuz half the jail pop was. I just got home from the prison just now. It’s like an hour north. My little caged animals have been so bad lately. And I know it’s cuz their play time and jobs have been so restricted because of this corona shit. Play time and work are the only things that keep them sane in there. So I’ve been trying to be little Sergeant Letshitslide with them lately. But there’s only so much I can let slide. Had to do 17 disciplinary hearings today. And that’s just from shit they’ve pulled the past 3 days. A female inmate threw a dirty tampon at one of my officers tonight. It hit him in the face. She won’t be seeing daylight for awhile. I’m gonna push an assault charge for that one. Fucking nasty bitch. Ugh. Sorry for the novel. Hope your day was better than mine love.

          • Silencio DoGood
            May 28, 2020 at 2:38 am

            i truly apologize to Christina’s feelings and the Geisha’s hurt, with no intent meant to compare the incomparable you to someone else, i still did. i could rationalize it, but fuck that after a long stretch, in other people’s sentences. Pól ó Cárthaigh is pleased to meet you over and over, but we ought to get a room 😉 the natural world, stolen from her….

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 28, 2020 at 4:11 am

            A more natural world in which to jerk each others metaphorical guinea-gaelic gherkins? Gmail me baybeee.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 31, 2020 at 12:22 am

            Where my ninja at?

  • Judge dread
    May 26, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    I drove by this shit show last week and I thought it was some fucked up meth mile junkie flea market.

    I guess the junkies and homeless don’t have to wear a mask or watch their distance like everyone else in mass, and open air drug market to boot.

    These people have preexisting conditions and Compromised immune systems, perfect COVAIDS bait.

    It’s almost like this is a eugenics operation to see how fast they can infect the scum of the area, only for BMC to treat them and make all that phat masshealth / Medicare COVAIDS payouts.

  • Final solution.
    May 26, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    Shut the gates, dump diesel fuel:, light match. Problem solved.

      May 26, 2020 at 10:50 pm

      Please talk to a pyro first about the volatility of diesel fuel.

      • Know your science !
        May 27, 2020 at 1:48 pm

        How do you think those two dudes are getting to the ISS today, gasoline ?

  • Omar Little
    May 26, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies?

  • Gene parmesan
    May 26, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    Bunny Colvin is behind this

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    May 26, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    This pandemic, the pandemic is that The President has no intercourse what so ever with the rest of the countr…. the rest of the world on dealing with these things.

  • Clay Davis
    May 26, 2020 at 6:45 pm


  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    May 26, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    I’m prepared to say I have a record of over 40 years and I’m going to beat Joe Biden.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    May 26, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    So all you wannabes from the suburbs take a ride to the big city and see if you don’t shit your pants. Holden? Are you fucking kidding me?

    • Providence Fattouch inna Gooch
      May 26, 2020 at 7:05 pm

      Not so tough
      We call the shots from RI and put tings where ya don’t wanna know

    • whatevuh
      May 26, 2020 at 8:52 pm

      There’s a reason why we don’t go there, or live there, it’s a Godam clusterfuck, you are perfectly welcome to embrace it yourself. Have a blast mate.

    • Lake Flaccid
      May 26, 2020 at 11:42 pm

      Congratulations Boston Irish on being such a tough guy.
      Enjoy your shithole city. Sounds awesome.

  • ninja turtleboy
    May 26, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    it’s better than last week when they just had the junkies sleeping on top of each other on meth mile with one cop parked up on the curb, just watching everyone around him do the zombie dance. At least the cop can be put on real duty now and the junkies can…junkie

    • Boston Irish
      Dapper O’Neil
      May 26, 2020 at 6:41 pm

      All you tough guys from little towns makes me sick

    • Boston Irish
      Boston Irish
      May 26, 2020 at 6:52 pm

      Your an idiot, where do you live asshole?

      • Dumb Fuck
        May 26, 2020 at 9:45 pm

        Hey moron, dont call someone a moron when you don’t even comprehend the difference between you are and your.

      • JP
        May 26, 2020 at 10:12 pm

        Boston is a dump, like most big cities. Enjoy.

  • Hate Dindus
    May 26, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    A ton of spics and nogs in cages is a bad thing now?

  • Diddler Crab
    May 26, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    It doesn’t pay to be a good citizen. But junkies child molesters rapists and anyone whose a parasitic drain on society? To the head of the class you go! All others pay cash. Like it or not.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      May 27, 2020 at 5:46 am

      Until cash is outlawed and all transactions are EBT to facilitate tracking by our Superiors.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    May 26, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    Can we lock the doors and charge the fence to 100,000 volts?


    • Diego
      May 26, 2020 at 6:00 pm

      How dare you!!!

    • John Hammond
      May 26, 2020 at 6:41 pm

      Oh, Fuck No!
      It didn’t work!

  • I lose stuff
    May 26, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    Hmm where did I leave that grenade….

    • Silencio DoGood
      May 26, 2020 at 10:32 pm

      …i found the pin.

  • Orion
    May 26, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Why aren’t those cops in hazmat suits? Holy fuck.

    Also, it’s “lets” not “let’s”.

  • Diego the drug dealer
    May 26, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    Diego must be having a field day down there

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 26, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    Looks like the scene out of Red Dawn..but with shitheads useless to society.

  • the dream
    May 26, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    We have a cluster of armed enemy combatants. Several dozen in a small area, requesting permission to fire 2 hellfire missiles.

    • VP Spiro T Cheney
      May 26, 2020 at 8:29 pm

      Roger, fire for effect.

  • Michael Collings
    May 26, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    I am seriously considering taking a ride. My kids are driving me crazy.

    May 26, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Might have to stop by and slip my pecker thru the links, looks like good times.

    • Jerry Jones
      May 26, 2020 at 6:02 pm

      I want me some gloryhole

  • whatevuh
    May 26, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Democrats, you can’t even make this shit up. Did they hand out absentee ballots, already filled out of course, just sign it.

    • We're here to help
      May 26, 2020 at 7:15 pm

      The ballots come pre-signed. It’s just easier for everyone.

  • Chris Serra
    May 26, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Democratic Party is hellbent on making USA a third world country. Despicable

  • Data For Dummies Vol.1
    May 26, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Did I miss something here.
    Once they release the animals from the cages arent the animals free to roam around society and spread it to others. So let me get the data straight. If you are a govenors ASSistant you can have a party at your house but others cant. If you are a druggie you csn party in a cage but others cant go to a bar or restaurant.
    Can I get an updsted version of THE SCIENCE so that I know the rules because these rules dont make sense and are NOT science based.

  • Former City Worker
    May 26, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    Gyms are still closed though, right? Good. Priorities are all in order.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 26, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    I’d love to go full Amon Göeth and just perch up on a balcony with my gut out and pick off these junkies one by one

    • Many junkies are innocent victims
      May 26, 2020 at 10:45 pm

      I’d be more inclined to pick off the doctors who, after taking bribes from the opioid companies, got the junkies addicted to prescription painkillers and then cut them off. There but for the grace of God go all of us.

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        May 27, 2020 at 9:41 am

        Always someone else’s fault. Typical junkie mentality. No accountability.

        • Corrupt doctors of death
          May 27, 2020 at 10:29 pm

          ST, read up on the Sackler family and Perdue Pharma, which they owned. Without the Sacklers, there would not have been an opioid crisis.

  • Captain Trips
    Launch the Weapon
    May 26, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    A CBU-72 fuel/air explosive detonated about 20 feet off of the ground in the center of the meeting spot would certainly solve one hell of a lot of problems. The cost for the use of the jet and the one bomb would pay for itself almost immediately!

    • VP Spiro T Cheney
      May 26, 2020 at 7:43 pm

      The CBU-72 consisted of three fuel-air explosive (FAE) submunitions. Each submunition weighed about 100 pounds and dispensed a cloud approximately 60 feet in diameter and 8 feet high, composed of its 75 pounds of ethylene oxide aerosol fuel across the target area, with air-burst fusing set for 30 feet.[1] An embedded detonator ignited the cloud as it descended to the ground to produce a massive explosion. The high-pressure of the rapidly expanding wave front flattened all objects within close proximity of the epicenter of the fuel cloud, as well as causing debilitating damage well beyond it. Like other FAE using ethylene oxide, in the event of non-ignition, it functions as a chemical weapon, due to the highly toxic nature of this gas.

    • Luis Maldonado
      May 27, 2020 at 12:56 pm

      Ma amas grande anoche princesa dile a tu mama los cheques por Correo

  • hartf811
    May 26, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    This is great.
    But it would be quicker to just machine gunned them or send in free Fentanyl in Skippy Peanut Butter jars. But it serve the same purpose. let the commie cold wipe out the junkies. Like Ant traps let them out and let them go back to Ghetto town and wipe out those too stupid to follow any of the rules. Brush off the Dudley Square signs. Dis Nubians done left da building.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    May 26, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    I was there yesterday and someone had stolen a port a potty and converted it to a meth lab. These people are so enterprising and really show american ingenuity at its best.

  • Rodney Dangerfield
    May 26, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    At my age, shooting up means an enema bag…

    • The enema bag
      May 26, 2020 at 4:15 pm


  • Cleaning up the streets the Chinese way
    May 26, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    It looks like Charlie Parker and Marty Walsh are determined not to let this crisis go to waste. Keeping poor drug addicts with impaired immune systems confined in a small space together should ensure that most if not all are dead and off the streets in weeks.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    May 26, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Jesus Maaaaaahty, my tax dollars at work. You caused this mess when you closed Long Island shelter. Zombies at mass and cass

  • WeRFucked
    May 26, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    A blow job in there costs $10. Fucking bargain. And you can get it done by either a man or a woman!

  • George Gervin
    May 26, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    The Iceman could jump as high as that fence…and finger-roll a grenade to solve many problems

  • The logical Libertarian
    May 26, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Other than the fact that these people will spread CV to each other, I think having all the junkies getting their “fix” all in the same place is a great idea. As long as no one leaves the cage high.

    You enter the “cage” free to do your drug of choice, you leave the cage only when the high is over. I’m sure some kinks need to be worked out but seems like a good way to keep the rest of us safer from some drugged up addicts on the streets.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    May 26, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Just wear your mask and pink paties with a dildo shoved up your ass. My science says this is for your safety. Obey the science and no you cant have a cookout in your backyard. Who do you think you are the governors ASSistant or something?

    • My name is Marty and not only am I an alcoholic but I'm also a raging faggottttt
      May 26, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      Here ya go martayyy!

  • Not Tracy Novick
    May 26, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    On the bright side, it is now illegal to panhandle at intersections because you can’t get cash from a drive and also stay 6 feet away from the driver.

    • Just sayin'
      May 26, 2020 at 3:52 pm

      The War Wack rapper can…

  • Maaateee Welch
    May 26, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    I was against putting people in cages before I was for putting people in cages.

  • Shonny Jakes
    May 26, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Fuck it, I’m making meth!

  • Snarky Pete
    May 26, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    Remember when Democrats were against putting folks in cages???

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