Commie Cold Karen Of The Day: Beverly Hippie Narcs On 2 People For Coming Within 10 Feet Of Elderly Man While Not Wearing Masks 



I get a lot of submissions of Karens out there shaming people on Facebook for living their lives like normal human beings, so I’ve decided to start a Commie Cold Karen of the Day blog series to help us get through this. It’s really simple – if you see a Karen on Facebook (or anywhere else, but Facebook has a monopoly on Karens) then send me a DM at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email it to Today’s Commie Cold Karen of the Day is Jessica Michelson Berger who was busy policing the mean streets of Beverly.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Two outlaws standing 10 feet away from another human being in public? Obviously they want old people to die. It’s a well known fact that everyone who doesn’t blindly submit to the demands of the Karens hates old people.

What kind of old hippie are you Karen?

You people are supposed to be chill and laid back. Now you’re out here narcing for the man. You’ve changed Karen. You’ve changed.

Here’s an idea – if you’re this petrified of getting the commie cold then take your own advice and “stay the fuck home.” No one is forcing anyone to go out. You are free to go full Ann Frank until a vaccine has arrived.

Studies are starting to come in and they’re showing that social distancing doesn’t necessarily work. Large groups of families are dying en masse, and guess why? Because we’re forcing them to live on top each other when they could be outside not doing that.

People who say that you want old people to die if you disagree that there isn’t another way to handle this crisis are not serious adults. You don’t have to take them seriously. They are fear mongerers drunk on power. The world will never be coronavirus free until there is a vaccine, and I’m not sheltering in place until that comes. It’s also not my job to cater to the delusions of Karens.

What’s really scary is that instead of being mocked, Karens always find plenty of other Karens who thank them for alerting the world that two people without masks were 10 feet away from an old dude in Beverly:

Oh you didn’t hear? The rule is 13 feet now. It “changed.” Just like that. Tracey with an e said so and she used a hashtag so it’s gotta be true.

I will not be wearing a mask. I just won’t. It’s cool if you want to, but I’m not afraid of the commie cold. The second that restaurants and businesses are allowed to open up I will be there. The beauty of America is that you don’t have to go if you’re scared. But I shouldn’t have my freedoms stripped from me because you choose to be irrational. I’m willing to bet others feel the same way, so vote in the poll at the top.


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49 Comment(s)
  • Dick Hertz
    April 17, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Another rat motherfucker.

  • randiguy2006
    Donald T.
    April 17, 2020 at 10:07 am

    Its just the flu.

  • Captain Trips
    Wavy Gravy
    April 17, 2020 at 9:43 am

    Something tells me she took the brown acid

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 17, 2020 at 9:42 am

    She should stop worrying about other people and have her anorexia treated.

  • realestatepup
    April 17, 2020 at 7:53 am

    Masks, unless the N95 kind, and you are trained on how to wear them, do exactly jack shit. A virus is microscopic and fabric or paper masks cannot stop them. It’s like saying a thicker shirt will stop atoms. Idiots. The stupid city manager of Worcester has now deemed everyone must wear some kind of face covering while in any business in Worcester. So a crusty bandana is going to do what exactly? And why wait until now, WEEKS after this whole thing, to start telling people to do this. I would think the horse has very much left the barn. But he needs his power moment too, and just couldn’t resist jumping on the bandwagon with everyone else to flex his muscles.
    Do people also not understand that sunlight kills viruses? Just like saltwater is deadly to most viruses unless they are specific to salt water. So being outside, in the sunshine, is good for you, as opposed to the recycled, closed up air of a house or store.
    These morons should be way more concerned the old guy will fall and break his hip(which if he is in his 80’s is a much worse scenario) than getting CV.
    If the old guy walks every day he’s probably in good shape and in little danger of anything other than being mother-henned to death by some dried up old dead head. Did anyone ask him if he was worried?

  • Jack Kohl
    April 17, 2020 at 6:47 am

    Her second hand smoke is causing me distress. No more weed Kahren.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Jerry Nadler's crusty yarmulke
    April 17, 2020 at 12:50 am

    Another crazed Chosenite twat….like:
    Amy Schumer
    Barbra Striesand
    Chelsea Handler
    Lena Dunham
    Dianne Feinstein
    Sarah Wasserman-Schultz
    Barbara Boxer
    Shall I go on ??????

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 16, 2020 at 11:21 pm

    i bet her dog wasn’t wearing a mask, and that kindly old neighbor drowned in his bodily fluids as a result, his corpse remaining undiscovered until July. at that point, social distancing will be about 90 feet and the Karen’s of the world will still be narking with self-righteous glee.

  • Go back inside and make your husband some goddamn mashed potatoes.
    April 16, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Is this the old trout that called the police on the easter bunny?

  • Seriously?
    April 16, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Kinda ashamed of you on this one, Teebs.

  • Bill Realist
    April 16, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Even when this whole thing blows over I would still prefer people like her to stay 13 feet or further away from me.

  • Anne Frank
    April 16, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    You are free to be like Ann Frank. Fuck you. And you were a history teacher? I like this blog but sometimes you’re your own worst enemy. For someone like you who claims to be fact driven and “smart” you sure don’t practice what you say. Go out to bar and restraunts? You would be shamed. You k is it, we all know it. Grow the fuck up “I am not afraid”. You are so erratic and don’t have a chance of “bringing it to the next level”.

    • Connie Swail
      April 16, 2020 at 9:38 pm

      wanna buy some kosher bacon?

  • Jewish civil war
    April 16, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Aushwitz worked well for communists, and they say it was wrong. Pick one.

    • Fuck all the Nazis and fascists . Your all closet homosexuals
      April 16, 2020 at 9:51 pm

      “Jewish civil war “ You know what you ignorant fuck , fuck you okay ! You don’t know shit about history . Your a piece of shit who will never amount to anything . Fuck you racist cunt !

      • you're not educated or intellectual in the slightest
        April 17, 2020 at 11:07 am

        Do you even know what the fucking definition of racist is you silly cunt or do you just read silly buzzwords from your liberal propaganda sites and think you sound smart when you parrot them back
        Here’s a free lesson for you you stupid fuck Jewish is not a race you dumb fuck either is Chinese African muslim etc
        P.s. skin heads neo nazis and white power groups all hate trump you know why that is
        here is another lesson its because the above mentioned are liberal yes that’s right all white power groups are liberal do you even stormfrontdotorg bro
        Love how liberals and the like come here and shoot off some nonsense in a failed attempt to make conservatives look bad when they dont even know their ass from their elbow or even what bathroom to use bunch of potato sticks is what you are

        • Saul of Tarsus
          April 17, 2020 at 3:57 pm

          This loutish retardery is what happens when the uneducated think they’re educated.

          “Jewish” is most definitely a race, numb nuts, as in the Hebrew people. Judaism as a “religion” wasn’t even codified as such until it was forced to contrast itself with the Christian sect of Judaism, which was emerging in the first hundred of years after the death and resurrection of J.H. Christ.

          Pick up a book, dopey.

          • You my son I'll spank you
            April 18, 2020 at 12:15 am

            Hey fuck stick Let’s get some facts out of the way and teach you a little lesson at the same time. Jewish is a shorter version of the word Judaism which is a religion not a race. Hebrew is not a race or a people it’s a language and while we are at it. they are from the continent of asia which is part of the middle east but the middle east is also part of the african continent. So either way their race is in fact mongoloid. Now I could keep schooling you but I’m almost certain you get the point. I’m thinking maybe you’re the one who should pick up a book and read it because you sound silly as fuck ya dope. Now run along and start reading

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 16, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    I stand with Jessica Michelson Berger and Dianne Palter Gill. We are all in this together. The virus of unknown origin does not discriminate.

  • Why is the Yellow River yellow?
    April 16, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    But was Karen’s dog wearing a mask when speaking with the old man? I suspect not……..She’s as guilty as the passersby…..

    • Silencio Dogood
      April 16, 2020 at 11:25 pm

      all apologies on repeating your thought, i missed your comment due to this damn mask.

      • Yellow
        April 17, 2020 at 5:32 am

        You took it to the next level, no apologies required

  • I is, I are turtleshim
    April 16, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    Turtleshim who the fuck are you trying to kidd here everyone knows you do not go out to restaurants or bars or any where else the only place that you go is too Florida because that’s the only place where you fit inwe also know you dont go to restaurants because your children are Ill mannered look at who their shim is what a role model and you’re afraid for your life and because you’re an embarrassment to Julianne and she does not want to be caught dead with you and your big alcoholic red nose everyone knows that shes still with you because you bought her that new house everyone knows you had to bribe her with that new house because she was on her way out of the other one
    we also know that you did not patronize any establishments before the china flu everyone knows that before the wuhan flu you were sitting in your wifes basement jerking off to kiddie and gay midget porn imagining that joe exotic and one of his five toothless husbands was tossing your salad while stalking people on Facebook and everyone knows that after the Wuhan flu is tamed that you will still be sitting in your wifes basement jerking off to kiddie porn and gay midget porn while stalking people on Facebook and still imagining that joe exotic and one of his five toothless husbands is tossing your salad everyone knows that you get through the lockdown just fine because you’re a fucking hermit loner and have alchohol and mental health issues that make you a loner you’re just like every other idiot who grew up with out a father which is funny because you often shame people for not having fathers when you didnt have one your self maybe that’s another reason why you sit in your wifes basement all day its another way for you to feel better about your napoleon syndrome and vast other major insecurities will you ever stop being a whiny little bitch the world will never know but what we do know is youre fake conservative alcoholic who jerks off to kiddie and gay midget porn while thinking about joe exotic and one of his 5 toothless husbands tossing your salad while you stalk Facebook like a broad who cant get over their ex and whine about Bristol turtle girl who everyone knows you sexually assaulted and sent little dinky pictures too and got shot down while trying to be a man when you’re really a shim with multiple personalities and major insecurities with a huge red nose from all the alchohol you drink I bet shim here drinks the nectar of the ratchets and keeps them on a shelf like shims ratchet counterparts ya whiny little bitch

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      April 16, 2020 at 6:28 pm

      I laud your sentagraph of the nefarious Turtleboy.

    • Longest Sentagraph in History
      April 16, 2020 at 7:49 pm

      Holy shit, who let this 2nd grader on the TB website? Anyone who can drone on like that without using punctuation shouldn’t be allowed near a computer. Nobody can possibly take this person seriously. Probably one of the ratchets TB has reported on. Please don’t post on here again until you learn about commas, periods (not the womanly kind), question marks, exclamation points, etc. My wife is a Teacher, $30/hr for tutoring. She has a Master’s Degree in Special Ed., which I’m sure will come in quite handy tutoring you.

      • Hugh Mungous
        April 17, 2020 at 9:40 am

        Great comeback, that made me laugh.

    • Turkey , pastrami, Swiss cheese , thousand island dressing lettuce , tomato and onion !
      April 16, 2020 at 10:09 pm

      Seriously dude your a freak , like straight up Scott Shaffer Duffy throw animal blood on a naval ship crazy . Like Bitch Tits police station audit nuts . You do realize that your IP address is shown as well as the exact longitude and latitude ( plus or minus 6 feet) is known . Your not fooling anyone , and the legion of Turtle Riders has far reaching members . Quit while your ahead , don’t poke the Turtle or he may direct his high powered perception on your life failures and expose what is blatantly clear to everyone you have or have ever known . The fact that your a career looser !!!!

      • Fools fools everywhere
        April 17, 2020 at 7:57 am

        Its called vpn and I’m a woman who’s never even gotten a speeding ticket I also do not know or associate with ratchets but thank you so much for your concern kisses

      • Idiots idiots everywhere I tell you
        April 17, 2020 at 11:26 am

        Turtleshim is never going to fuck you give it up cheerleaders you blindly follow a red nosed alcoholic who ebegs for mortgage payments on a house he is in over his head on and so he can go to Florida not like the rest of us because it’s the only place he feels accepted amongst his people you sit here and give this little man all kinds of praise while virtually sucking his Irish potato when the normal people know that he would sell you out for a single click on a blog if he found the skeletons in your closets for a quick buck off you go sheep o and you can all say you didnt read my comments all you want but we all know you did in fact read it because if you didnt like you claimed you would have never even made a post showing how angry you got over the comment you supposedly didnt read fucking moron
        now run along and let me live in your head some more free of charge

    • HI Kate
      April 16, 2020 at 10:37 pm

      Kate/Bristol, is that you?

    • Chester the Fupa Molester
      April 17, 2020 at 7:07 am

      Yeah I’m not reading that.

      Look I pressed enter WHAT!!! holy shit!!! Spaces

      Holy shit I did it again!!! The enter key is fucking amazing!!!

    • Acid Fucks You Up
      April 17, 2020 at 11:01 am

      WTF !!! I is, i are turtleshim or whatever the fuck your weird mind calls yourself. I just had a bout of fuckin vertigo reading that shit. Like someone blew up a book and tried putting it back together blindfolded.

      • Sounds like you were doing the helin
        April 17, 2020 at 11:33 am

        I know right too much truth and logic for you to read in 2 minutes we know you read it but do not possess the mental complexity to decipher such complex words

  • Me.
    April 16, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    If someone doesn’t want to wear a mask, that’s fine.
    However; the surgical-style masks (the one that hooks behind the ears) and the homemade cloth ones were never designed to protect the person wearing them.
    They are designed to protect others.
    People passing in an aisle, for example.
    If someone does not want to wear a mask, it’s just curious to others to at least wear the type that protects others.
    No one has to. No one has to hold a door. No one has to ask their neighbor if they need anything at the store. No one has to give their balls a sink bath before the hooker arrives. Just common courtesy.

    • American Girl
      April 17, 2020 at 8:40 am

      THANK YOU ME. You hit the nail on the head. I wear a mask in public places. I fully realize it’s not guaranteed to protect me. I wear it in case I am a carrier. While it’s not foolproof, the mask will at least stop or slow down droplets that we ALL emit when we talk. t’s the decent thing to do.

  • I Need A Drink BAD
    April 16, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    I will run out to a bar the minute they open but first i have to figure out how to drink a beer with my mask on

  • Here’s a suggestion
    April 16, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    TB, just shut up and stay off Facebook

  • whatevuh
    April 16, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    If you go to a grocery store, half the elderly people in there don’t wear a mask. Maybe they are secretly trying to commit suicide?

  • Matt
    April 16, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    “But I shouldn’t have my freedoms stripped from me because you choose to be irrational.”

    So Turtleboy, are you finally going to admit that you were wrong with previous blogs that criticized people for not wanting freedoms stripped??? It’s okay to admit you were wrong.

    • Toblerone
      April 16, 2020 at 6:18 pm

      Sorry matt as a almost native Webster quiriene I can see that you didn’t realize South high grads are quick to flip flop to please people because of the lack of walls to separate their classrooms.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    April 16, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Can we just settle on the Wuhan virus? Commie cold is too general, let’s call it what it is.
    I agree in principal with what you’re saying, but i personally don’t plan to run out to a bar the second this is over (as much as i want to) and certainly not to a sporting event or concert. Not living in fear just using common sense.

    • Boxer Rebellion
      April 16, 2020 at 4:36 pm

      Not insulting enough:
      – Kung Flu
      – Gook Grippe
      – Zipperhead Zinger
      – Ping Pong Panic
      – Ching Chong Chills
      – Lay Me Lo Mein

      Feel free to add your own.

      • Mark
        April 16, 2020 at 6:27 pm

        Needed this

      • CCP
        April 16, 2020 at 7:54 pm

        Xi JingPing Virus Thing

      • O’Bannion
        April 16, 2020 at 9:21 pm

        Gold Jerry! Gold

      • Who knew?
        April 17, 2020 at 12:21 pm

        I’ve been affectionately calling my brother Zipperhead for as long as I can remember, with no clue of its slang definition

        Now I know why his Asian girlfriend still hasn’t warmed up to me

  • Dick LaBone
    April 16, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    You left out 2020 Honda CRV”S burn oil. While your at it who shot JFK? Are UFO’s secretly underwater? How are things going in the bunker?

  • 5150MIKE
    April 16, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    I hope she gets the Chinese Wuhan Corona Aids virus. Bio warfare whether the commie chinks meant to or not. Don’t fall for their 5G surveillance bio warfare plan. China knew they had the virus in the population and deliberately infected the crew of that aircraft carrier i port in Vietnam. China did this to ensure they weren’t overly weak while the West stayed healthy. Like good liberals everybody equally sick and kept in ignorance is only fair. Senator Diane Feinstine who sits on the Senate Intelligence Committee and gets the highest level intel briefings not given to the rest of the Senate had a Chinese communist spy for a driver for 20 years and never knew, not a peep about that anymore.

    Everything I have said was mocked and it is all slowly being proven true. The virus came from a Chinese lab in Wuhan, a massive 5G project was rolled out early in Wuhan. The effects of high energy 5G on the human immune system is known the cellular damage is known. High energy 5G also causes viruses to mutate more quickly. Most of you are too stupid to survive and believe your spouse just works late all the time. Have a nice day sheeple.

    • Stewart Nod
      April 16, 2020 at 9:30 pm

      Bwahahahahhaha! You really just said 5G!! It’s a bat virus with elements of SARS (to infect a human host) and HIV (to compromise the immune system). Not sure they needed 5 freaking G on top of that recipe.
      However, 5G will sure as sh*t cause Cancer.

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